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scouser
Posted by: nathan on July 16, 2004 @ 10:26 am

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What do you say to a scouser with a sexy bird on his arm?..........nice tattoo


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From: Scouser ! on July 30, 2004 @ 10:26 pm
Comment: dats just not funny wot so ever , sad joke !!!!

From: Rory on January 1, 2005 @ 3:07 pm
Comment: y wasnt jesus born in liverpool
becoz god couldnt find 3 wise men and a virgin

From: JJ on February 25, 2005 @ 5:37 am
Comment: I swear this is the football category jackass.

From: SJF on April 3, 2005 @ 5:24 am
Comment: absouletly crap...LEEDS TIL I DIE!

From: Paul McCartney on April 18, 2005 @ 5:20 pm
Comment: Ohh!!! RORY I dont like that one bit ya know.

From: Rafa Benetiz on June 2, 2005 @ 7:33 pm
Comment: Liam Reeve Is A Bum Boy Scouser

From: Rafa Benetiz on June 2, 2005 @ 7:33 pm
Comment: Liam Reeve Is A Bum Boy Scouser

From: conory on October 6, 2005 @ 5:32 pm
Comment: LFC 4 LIFE *****

From: anthony-p- on October 6, 2005 @ 9:14 pm
Comment: liverpool n scousers rule 4 life

From: :P on October 9, 2005 @ 11:20 am
Comment: Two Scousers are on holiday in South Africa, hanging out on the riverbank. Suddenly a crocodile swims past with a blokes head in its mouth. "Fuckin’ ell Terry, did you see that fella?" "I did Barry - and the flash bastard’s got a lecoste sleeping bag


An Italian, a Frenchman and a Scouser are discussing their relative performance in bed. The Italian says - "When I’ve a finshed a makin da love with my girlfriend I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floatsa 6 inches abovea da bed in ecstasy" The Frenchman replies - "Zat is nossing, when Ah ’ave finished making ze love with my girlfriend Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats ze 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy" The Scouser says - "Dat’s nothin, when I’ve finished shaggin me bird, I get out of bed, walk over to da winda and wipe my knob clean on da curtains. She hits the ****in roof !!!"

From: jemma from anfeild on October 20, 2005 @ 4:21 pm
Comment: scousers rule

From: Phil on November 21, 2005 @ 11:03 pm
Comment: LMFAO!

From: joe from liverpool on December 9, 2005 @ 6:47 pm
Comment: COME AND SAY THAT IN THE TOWN M8 YOU WOULD GET BATTERED

   
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