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ronaldo v scotland
Posted by: ryan cokes on July 18, 2004 @ 12:34 pm
brazil were playing scotland a qualifier match for the world cup 2006 and brazil team was in the changing room and roberto carlos said f**k this this will be to easy, so ronaldo said ’’ i’ll play them my self’’ roberto said ’’you sure??’’ he said ’’yeah and go to the pub and enjoy your self’’ so all the brazil team went to the pub for a few pints. they were wondering how the game were going. a big cheer goes up as the screen reads brazil 1-0 scotland ronaldo ( 10 minutes ) roberto said he beaten scotland all him self! but rivaldo said ’’its not full time’’, they had a few more pints and rivaldo said ’’ its got to be full time!’’ so they checked the teletext it read brazil 1-1 scotland ( ronaldo 12 min for brazil ) ( darren fletcher 89 min for scotland )they can’t beleive it he has single handley draw against scotland!!!! the players went back to congradulate him. they find him in the dressing room in his kit, sat with his head in his hands. he refuses to look at them. ’’ i’ve let you down, i’ve let you down’’ don’t be daft’’ you got a draw against scotland all by your self and they scored at the very end. ’’ no, no i’ve let you down i got sent off the 12 min.’’
if you don’t get it, it mean how crap scotland are!!! |
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| From: |
jon on July 21, 2004 @ 5:23 pm |
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wikid joke!!!!! |
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Vanny on August 2, 2004 @ 9:46 pm |
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Well that was bitter... 8-) |
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Mr.Englandwin s.f.a. on August 12, 2004 @ 10:25 am |
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Please go back to school and revise your grammar, must be typical English education. When was the last time your lot won anything OH! silly of me was It not A long time ago In 1966 with a dodgy ref, sorry have I taken your limelight by mentioning Yawn! 1966. Just shows how crap England are they only have population of 50 million to pick from as opposed to 5 million. act your age numbnuts. |
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Mr. Scotland on August 12, 2004 @ 2:35 pm |
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Could not agree more with the above comment is that as good as it gets from such a large footballing nation. We admit to being Sh..t you lot build yourselves up to be world beaters and end up with egg all over your smug coupons when are you lot going to learn you have an average team with average supporters stick to cricket and Morris Dancing |
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robbo on September 1, 2004 @ 2:44 am |
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very funny |
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Darren Fletcher on September 11, 2004 @ 7:46 am |
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hey this is fletcher and i am just cruising the net. Sod off to the brazil squad and hey at least i scored. |
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ms.english on October 6, 2004 @ 1:53 pm |
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jesus calm down u lot it was a joke for christ sake, scottland shud b mor then familiar with tht...
and wats up with the ’average supporters’ thing, english fans are often out numbering and out doing fans for other countries wen were playing abroad!
so cam dan ya wee sh..te. |
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ms.english on April 30, 2005 @ 8:41 am |
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sick joke
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tara on June 9, 2005 @ 12:03 pm |
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darren, do u live in garston if u do im ur cousin tara fletcher 2 prove it ur dads mi uncle kev hu earn a print firm |
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mike on November 15, 2005 @ 9:51 pm |
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nice one mush |
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