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Chicago bears suck-must see
Posted by: XXX on September 4, 2004 @ 0:45 am
OK, A little bear goes to court because his parents abuse him
And then the judge asks why he does not want to stay with his dad
he said his dad beat him
Then the judge said what about ur mom
no she beats me to said the little bear
The judge asked who his favorite realative was
but, he didn’t have one
so he just asked "can i stay with the Chicago bears ,,,..............
they dont beat anyone |
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| From: |
~!Favre's Girl!~ on October 29, 2004 @ 11:06 am |
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AWESOME!!!! |
| From: |
all time joke rater on November 11, 2004 @ 6:57 pm |
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best joke ever
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| From: |
all time joke rater on November 11, 2004 @ 7:00 pm |
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best joke ever
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The Bears Suck on November 22, 2004 @ 5:06 pm |
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Where can i get more of these?! Its true. I’m a Packer fan and coudn’t agree more. Oh yeah. I didn’t forgetthe Vikings and Lions. They are all in the same sinking sucking boat! |
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yankeesbabbigurl on December 1, 2004 @ 8:20 pm |
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ur just jealous dat the best tem always beat ur team. BEars YANKEES STEELERS EAGLES N CANADIANS, UNLESS UR THOSE FAN UR JUST FUCKING PISSED THEY KIK UR HOME TEAMS ASS |
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zeus4779@hotmail.com on December 2, 2004 @ 10:19 pm |
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Ok now, i’m a packers fan, and i know that joke since when i was two. it’s OLD |
| From: |
NY on December 8, 2004 @ 3:42 pm |
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fuck da packers goooooo giants NY |
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The Kid on December 14, 2004 @ 9:24 am |
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screw the packers go Vikings!!!! |
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Me on December 15, 2004 @ 8:25 pm |
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Hey all of u are just Mad because there Bears went to Lambue and beat the, Went to NY and beat them, ass raped the titans, the vikings got there ass fed to them and come January 5th that packer have no chance. |
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The Kid on December 16, 2004 @ 9:50 am |
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is that why the bears ARE DEAD LAST??? in their division? |
| From: |
ryan on December 20, 2004 @ 10:43 pm |
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chicago bears fans can get down and blow me
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| From: |
Favre lover on December 24, 2004 @ 11:24 pm |
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Division champs! Packers rule! You all suck! |
| From: |
sleepy_coconut on January 2, 2005 @ 5:07 pm |
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the bears just suck, so get over it!!! |
| From: |
Packer_1960 on January 2, 2005 @ 7:22 pm |
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anybody have the "bears Suck" song? |
| From: |
MikeDickahead on January 3, 2005 @ 10:02 am |
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FUCK DA BEARS RIGHT UP DA ASS!!!
THE VIQUEENS TAKE IT ON THE FACE AND THEN SNOWBALL MOSS!!!!
If you are a Bears fan, go blow your lovers!
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Kick Boxes on January 8, 2005 @ 8:53 pm |
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Bears suck! should have been 50 sacks that last game. Give Marc dumbo, a tape of real offensive line men. My wife could rush by this fool of a tackle. Our 8 week old baby girl can block better then dumbo columbo. |
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The Kid on January 10, 2005 @ 10:23 am |
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packers lost to the vikings ahahahahahahaahha!!!! |
| From: |
Brian Westbrook on January 18, 2005 @ 6:46 pm |
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Vikings Lost To Eagles without T.O. Ahahahaahahaahahahaahaha!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
eagles and giants on January 24, 2005 @ 3:37 pm |
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vikings suck bears suck packers suck eagles are da beast |
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bears suck on February 1, 2005 @ 8:15 pm |
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BEARS SUCK BALLS, all they have is 1985 thats it, we got so much more, whos name is on the sumper bowl trophy |
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zeus4779@hotmail.com on February 3, 2005 @ 8:38 pm |
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little johnny, was at school and the teacher ask the class "what there dads do for a living?" and little mary says"my dad is a police man." teacher say "good". then little bobby says " my dad is a fire man".well knowing little johnny’s mouth he thought that he can’t make up a pervearted remark he ask him. johnny said "my dad dresses up like a hooker in the ally for all the guys." the teacher thought that this was an out rage and had the rest of the class go out and play... The teacher asked little johnny " is that true?" "nope" he said."my dad plays for the bears i was to scared to say anything. |
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JJ on February 25, 2005 @ 5:33 am |
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the bears, thats funny shit, Bitch!!!!!
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dont worry about it on March 27, 2005 @ 5:44 pm |
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hey bear fans its not 1985 anymore so stop living in the past and realize u suck |
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go pack go!!! on April 5, 2005 @ 12:26 pm |
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The Bears suck you think after about 10 years of top 10 picks they would be good guess not |
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Betty Boop on April 18, 2005 @ 5:02 pm |
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I’m a fan of the team that BEAT the bears in ’85. And you gotta know why they beat them.
Think about that, NUFF SAID |
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Betty Boop on April 18, 2005 @ 5:05 pm |
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BTW I loved the joke, TOO BAD DAN the bear man |
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william on April 24, 2005 @ 6:44 pm |
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that joke was hella funny |
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william on April 24, 2005 @ 6:45 pm |
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that joke was hella funny |
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JimmyJohn PackerDude on April 24, 2005 @ 8:19 pm |
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PACKERS RULE
EVERYOTHER TEAM SUCKS!!
(INCKUDING DA BEARS)
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Greenbaylover on June 24, 2005 @ 11:01 pm |
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Packers rule all of the other teams can sucka nut!!!!!! |
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Greenbaylover on June 24, 2005 @ 11:04 pm |
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VIKINGS SUCK!!!!!! VIKINGS SUCK!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
PACKERS RULE!!!!! PACKERS RULE!!!!!!! YEAH!!!! WHAT!!! OKAY!!!!!
(THIS IS FOR U A.D.) |
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Igor on July 14, 2005 @ 2:09 pm |
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GO CARDINALS |
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Igor on July 14, 2005 @ 2:09 pm |
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GO CARDINALS |
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ULTIMATE PACKERS FAN on July 20, 2005 @ 11:44 am |
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THE PACKERS ARE THE BEST TEAM EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NO ONE BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE VIKINGS AND BEARS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YEAH!!!!!!!!!!! |
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big mike on August 23, 2005 @ 10:35 pm |
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the dallas cowboys are americas team-the chicago bears are americas toilet, open wide
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Pack rules on August 23, 2005 @ 10:35 pm |
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That is very funny. My fiance is a huge Bears fan & I am a huge Packers fan so I can’t wait to use that one on him. |
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packer backer on September 20, 2005 @ 8:54 pm |
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I heard that the guy who created www.skypeveryone.com is a packer.
It is a site where he wants to have everyone hit the "skype me" button connected to www.TEFLocal.com
I also hear the packers rule no matter how they do week to week, their name IS on the trophy after all. |
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bears fan forever on September 23, 2005 @ 5:57 pm |
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Who’s laughing now "FUDGE" Packers? Who’s laughing now Vi "QUEENS". Maybe Favre and Culpepper will save some of their intercepts for everyone to enjoy. You all have fun in the cellar! |
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Martin on September 25, 2005 @ 10:04 pm |
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Who cares about football anyway?!? Play a real sport like Soccer!!! Viva Mexico! |
| From: |
jim on October 8, 2005 @ 4:35 pm |
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SCREW all NFC NORTH TEAMS, GO BEARS!!! |
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ImaVikeFan on October 24, 2005 @ 9:56 pm |
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It will be a 56 yard attempt with 2 seconds left on the clock......here’s the snap....Edinger kicks it...and....it’s up...up...up.....and IT’S GOOD! LMAO!!!!! I guess it’s true what they say..."REAL" men don’t (or can’t) play indoors.
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Jay on November 10, 2005 @ 5:46 pm |
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hey...whos in first place of the 4 midwest teams? |
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#1 packers fan on November 15, 2005 @ 9:51 pm |
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bearssssss sux badly packers are the best |
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go pack go 2005 on November 20, 2005 @ 2:56 pm |
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Packers only have one decent team to play and that’s Seattle. I’d laugh my ass off if the Bears collapsed and us Packers made a run and took back OUR division.
Packer fans are the best!
GO PACK GO AND GO CUBS GO!
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Packers are in LAST! on November 25, 2005 @ 10:58 pm |
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haha good one ass! cmon...u still talk crap about the bears? its funny how all the packers fans are writing on this forum...i guess u guys arent watching teh packers games anymore so u have to find something to do right? |
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Matt Ramage on December 3, 2005 @ 10:26 am |
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All these Bears fans get excited every 10 years when the Bears pull out a decent season I dont care about the records the Bears will always suck. Look for the Pack to come back next year and reclaim the North. The Bears luck will run out And I will love it. So all you Bears fans enjoy it while you can it will end soon.Remember when Lovie Smith got hired he said his number 1 goal was to beat the Packers well maybe he should have focused on making the playoffs first because there are 31 more teams in the league besides the Packers |
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Guest on December 3, 2005 @ 10:26 am |
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Go up to Urlacker or any Bear player and tell them the Bears suck...and see how long you last.
Go Bears! |
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packers suck!!!!!! on December 4, 2005 @ 4:25 pm |
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on sports century why is it that when they talk about the best teams ever the packers are never in the top 15? and the bears went to the superbowl once and they are usually number one for best teams ever, right behind the 1972 dolphins......its because THE PACKERS SUCK!!!!!!
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