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goalkeeper joke
Posted by: nathan on September 7, 2004 @ 4:10 pm
| one day a goalkeeper was walkin down the street wen he heard crys and screams, he looked up and saw that a building was on fire and there was a woman with a bay cryin for help.a large crowd grew below. She screamed down for some one 2 catch her baby, no one felt confident of catching such a young life from a great hight like that. the goalkeeper stood forward and shouted "DONT WORRY, I WILL CATCH URE BABY FOR I AM A PROFFESIONAL GOALKEEPer" she replied by sayin "TREAT HER AS IF U WERE ABOUT 2 CATCH A BALL" so the keeper lined him slef up and the baby was dropped. silence. there came shouts and cheers as the keeper caught the baby next he bounced the baby twice on the floor and kicked it 50 yards down the street |
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C. Haines on September 14, 2004 @ 8:45 pm |
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Pretty Funny |
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thegreat on September 17, 2004 @ 4:49 pm |
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that joke sucked ass |
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Hugh G. Rection on September 29, 2004 @ 7:35 am |
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Not as funny as my name. |
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shawni on October 5, 2004 @ 6:54 pm |
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ha ha..................................................................>...>. NOT |
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jess 04 on October 12, 2004 @ 11:21 am |
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no didn’t like tht 1 |
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Jay&Jay on October 23, 2004 @ 5:51 am |
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Dumb Joke |
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VILLA 4 EVER on November 26, 2004 @ 5:50 pm |
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ANY 1 EVA HEARD OF WILL STANNAGE?WELL HE’S A KEEPER!
YUM!!!! TAMWORTH FC RULE |
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mat helliwell on December 9, 2004 @ 4:43 am |
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unexpectically funny. well donebetter dan some of da dumbasses on this website
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christopher jones on December 9, 2004 @ 4:14 pm |
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nice one got any more
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t.love on December 17, 2004 @ 10:10 pm |
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good one but not as funny as hugh g. rection |
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villa4eva on December 20, 2004 @ 2:28 am |
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he’s names not will stannage! my brother said it was but when he showed me a pic he looked a rite minger. lol. the fit keepers called something clews! don’t know but that will kid was u-g-l-y!
luv amy xx |
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STANNAGE IS FIT! on December 20, 2004 @ 11:42 am |
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How can u say dat Will Stannage is ugly????????? r u on about da same will stannage as me? hes propa fit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! p.s will stannage is fit! |
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jon on January 2, 2005 @ 3:41 pm |
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personly amy i cant see either stannage or clews doing any good for tamworth this season! we need a goalkeeper like terry henshaw not little kids like them pair!
theyre not a hit with the fans either which doesnt help! |
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mark me in on January 2, 2005 @ 3:43 pm |
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who cares bowt Tamworth fc or a goalkeeper thats fit,shit or damb rite ugly that joke was shite! |
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Tfc on October 26, 2005 @ 3:25 pm |
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Hiya April :) I thought Stannage was God too but you have gotta’ face facts! He was never given his chance down the Lamb but that is the way the game goes!
He played a cup game against Reddich and we lost 3.0 ( I think : ) and one of the goals was a penno! After that I think Cooper just blanked him all together!
It never worked for him at Tamworth, he was a good young keeper but not Conference material!
No, he wasn’t a big hit with the fans but when you have not played many games and been able to prove what you cab do, Then how can you be a big hit?
Clap Clap aip ;-)
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