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The Celtic fan and the Priest
Posted by: Nicola on October 20, 2004 @ 5:38 am
Celtic fan drives about in a white van. He hates seeing people walking around in Rangers tops everytime he sees a rangers fan he swereves across the road to hit him but turns away in time not to.
One day he’s driving along and he see’s the Priest walking along, the Celtic fan pulls over and says to the Priest
’Father where are you heading to?’
Priest replies: ’I’m going to Mass to say a St. Josephs service’
Celtic fan: ’Do you want a lift Father?’
Priest: ’Yea, why not.’
They’re driving along when the Celtic fan sees a fella in a rager’s top he swerves across the road and again intentionally misses the rangers fan. He hears this loud thud and looks in his rear mirrors but can’t see anything. Then realising he had a Priest in the van he quickly apologises.
’Sorry Father but I didn’t hit him!’
Priest says: It’s ok I got him with the door! |
Add your own comment
| From: |
meeky on November 2, 2004 @ 1:05 pm |
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what do you da if ya run our a selik fan REVERSE and make sure you kill the bastard!!!
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| From: |
james on November 2, 2004 @ 1:24 pm |
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hey your joke was absolute shite remember the words from stefan klos against hearts and king billys against james and his rebel scum!!!!!!!! NO SURRENDER fuck the pope |
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o'neil on November 7, 2004 @ 12:15 pm |
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you r trapped in a room with a cobra, lion and a rangers fan. u hav a gun with 2 bullets what do u do, shoot the rangers fan twice. |
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Andymaxy on November 27, 2004 @ 2:42 pm |
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heres some good ones...
Q: What’s the difference between a busload of Rangers fans and a Hedgehog?
A: On a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside.
Q: Do you know what CELTIC really stands for?
A: Celtic Even Lost To Inverness Caley. |
| From: |
Crikey on December 9, 2004 @ 3:52 am |
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Always a pleasure to read some good sectarian shit
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| From: |
BOSTON HATTER on December 9, 2004 @ 3:41 pm |
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FUCK BOSTON GO NEW YORK |
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Henrik larsson 7 on December 9, 2004 @ 3:55 pm |
| Comment: |
Celtic fan drives about in a white van. He hates seeing people walking around in Rangers tops everytime he sees a rangers fan he swereves across the road to hit him but turns away in time not to.
One day he’s driving along and he see’s the Priest walking along, the Celtic fan pulls over and says to the Priest
’Father where are you heading to?’
Priest replies: ’I’m going to Mass to say a St. Josephs service’
Celtic fan: ’Do you want a lift Father?’
Priest: ’Yea, why not.’
They’re driving along when the Celtic fan sees a fella in a rager’s top he swerves across the road and again intentionally misses the rangers fan. He hears this loud thud and looks in his rear mirrors but can’t see anything. Then realising he had a Priest in the van he quickly apologises.
’Sorry Father but I didn’t hit him!’
Priest says: It’s ok I got him with the door! |
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ur worstrnight mare on December 22, 2004 @ 5:00 am |
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you wankers rangers r da best celtic r shite who has won the trophy nine times ina row us so u r crap n ur jokes r soooooooooooooooo not funny how eva laughs at dem is sad |
| From: |
mandy on December 22, 2004 @ 11:28 am |
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your joke is shite |
| From: |
kincks!!!!! on January 3, 2005 @ 3:56 pm |
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celtics are garbage |
| From: |
nacho on January 8, 2005 @ 8:25 pm |
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the reason he swerved wov he woz getting it up the arse from the priest |
| From: |
Nacho Novo 1690 on January 18, 2005 @ 1:07 pm |
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No Surrender to the ira |
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Ryan - 1690 - gers on January 19, 2005 @ 6:28 pm |
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bazza’s comin home and rangers a winnin back the title for the 51st time. |
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Ryan - 1690 - gers on January 19, 2005 @ 6:28 pm |
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bazza’s comin home and rangers a winnin back the title for the 51st time. |
| From: |
dick advocatt on January 20, 2005 @ 6:35 pm |
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bring back the barry judas ferguson |
| From: |
dick advocatt on January 20, 2005 @ 6:35 pm |
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bring back the barry judas ferguson |
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hoopy the hound on January 24, 2005 @ 5:23 am |
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bite ma dick hun bastards top of the league again ps fergusons to stupid to find his way home
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rachel on February 13, 2005 @ 5:08 pm |
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your joke is shit u taig! fuk ye n tha pope!
There’s only one Henrik Larsson
He’s got a face like a Martian!
With a bag of sweets and a cheeky smile
Larsson is a fuckin’ paedophile!.
how ya like dat! NO SURRENDER REM_1690 |
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rachel on February 13, 2005 @ 5:10 pm |
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There’s only 1 nacho novo,
he said no to the provo’s,
He said no thanks, you bunch i wanks,
walkin in a novo wonderland |
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wolftone on February 19, 2005 @ 10:58 am |
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dont worry my suns of eire we will set you free from these brittish scum . ira tiocfaidh ar la |
| From: |
shin fein on February 22, 2005 @ 4:29 pm |
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THE IRA SHALL HAVE NO SURENDER
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| From: |
colm heaney of newry on March 3, 2005 @ 1:31 pm |
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the huns talk shit and i hope they die so there is less huns at old firm games |
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gaza mon the gers on March 11, 2005 @ 5:27 pm |
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fuk the pope and the ira .NO SURRENDER. here lies a soldier of the uvf . remember remember 2 wins in november . the pope will die of heart attack when the orange walk gose by his hospitel bed
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sean pat on March 15, 2005 @ 2:24 pm |
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Rangers are the best Catholic team in Scotland. They have more Taigs playing for them than the bhoys. Who is the prat who boasted that Rangers had won the title nine times in a row? Fact: they were the second team to achieve that...Celtic were the first. |
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robert on March 15, 2005 @ 4:34 pm |
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no surrender to the uvf |
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rangers are the best on March 18, 2005 @ 4:04 pm |
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fuck u all u celtic fans, these are sad jokes u bitches and im a rangers supporter,rangers will win the title again and we will make u cry u little baby kiddie winner |
| From: |
coo from shotts syt on March 22, 2005 @ 6:42 am |
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fuck the ira |
| From: |
Kthulu on March 24, 2005 @ 8:11 pm |
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You bunch of sad fucking bastards, trading pathertic insults because of 2 shit football clubs in an even worse league, your’e all UVF / IRA scum anyway.
Your’e all starting to sound like those fucking retards in the middle east |
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iris on April 3, 2005 @ 4:17 pm |
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we are top of the league and your popes kicked the bucket |
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fuk it on April 6, 2005 @ 6:06 am |
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look gt tae fuyk man wae yer cheap digs at the pope yer nuhin bt a bunch a tit faced tossers that have nuhin better tae dae than sit around n make up shitty jokes about the pope |
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haw ya wank on April 6, 2005 @ 6:08 am |
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r.i.p pope john paul the 2 r.i.p in a perfect wurld there would be only one ireland....... southern ireland with a total domination of catholics ira all the way |
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ira on April 6, 2005 @ 6:08 am |
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seliks much better than rangers how dont yees jist wake up n face it man yees are fukin shite
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fuk u fenians on April 9, 2005 @ 8:14 pm |
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fuk u pope rest in shite hearts 2 celtic 0 yooooooo fuk aff bak south
wen i was young i had no sense i bot a flute for 50 pence ta only tune dat i cud play was fuk da pope nd da ira |
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follow follow on April 9, 2005 @ 8:23 pm |
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u da man ’fuk u fenians’ super tune fuk tose dirty taigs nd fuk bobby sands dose fenians r de ons hu started de foot nd mouth ’haw ya wank’ im gunna break url fukin legs in a perfect wurld all taigs wud b dead nd der wud b no rep of irelnd only ulster |
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up da gers on April 9, 2005 @ 8:33 pm |
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rangers fan drives about in a white van. He hates seeing people walking around in celtic tops everytime he sees a celtic fan he swerves across the road to hit him and nocks da fenian fucker over den reverses bk over im 2 mak sure. One day he’s driving along and he see’s the Priest walking along, the rangers fan pulls over and says to the Priest
’ where are you heading to?’
Priest replies: ’I’m going to Mass to say a St. Josephs service’
rangers fan: ’Do you want a lift ’
Priest: ’Yea, why not.’
They’re driving along when the rangers fan sees a taige in a celtic top he swerves across the road and again intentionally scrubs dat bastrd. He hears this loud thud and looks in his rear mirrors but can’t see anything. Then realising he had a Priest in the van he quickly says
’gt dat fucker’
Priest gets out 2 c if de fuker is alrite
den da prod reverses over da priest nd says
’3 in da same street , a new record’ |
| From: |
hunter_1690 on April 12, 2005 @ 4:06 pm |
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follow follow,
we will follow rangers,
up the falls, derrys walls,
we will follow on,
wind rain snow or thunder fuck the pope hes 6 feet under
if we go 2 parkheed we will follow on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
F.G.A.U. on April 12, 2005 @ 8:50 pm |
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HE WHO IS STUPID WILL FIGHT THE WOLF WHEN THE WOLF IS READY- AND WILL LOOSE. BUT HE WHO IS SMART WILL SNEAK UP AND ATTACK WHEN HE LEAST EXPECTS IT. REMEMBER THIS FOR IT WILL BE YOUR GREATEST DOWNFALL AND OUR GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT.
A song:
holy mary .... i am dy-ing .... just one wish before i go-o-o-o
set your pope upon a tab-le and
shuv a poke up his.........HOLE
Another song:
oh the priest he was a bugger in moville
oh the priest he was a bugger in moville
oh the priest he was a bugger...
and he found himself another
and they buggered one another in moville.
For all you rebel scum -... your day ’WILL’ come but it wont be a day of joy but a day of payback for wot you TRIED to accomplish over the past years.
United We Stand - Divided We Fall. And we will NEVER be divided.
FOR GOD AND ULSTER |
| From: |
gio on April 13, 2005 @ 11:31 am |
| Comment: |
2 parkhead janitors were talkin 2 each other on the way 2 work the1st jani says "i herd dat all the cups were stolen" the other jani said " oh no wat will we uce in the canteen now" |
| From: |
pedlow on April 14, 2005 @ 1:13 pm |
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aww wise up you fenian pricks do youse even no 4 players that play for celtic?? |
| From: |
williT 1690 on April 15, 2005 @ 3:18 pm |
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we shot 1, we shot 2,
we shot 13 more than you,
with a nick nack paddy wack,
give a prod a gun paras 13,
bogside NONE!
From a true ulster prod! |
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williT 1690 on April 15, 2005 @ 3:20 pm |
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we shot 1, we shot 2,
we shot 13 more than you,
with a nick nack paddy wack,
give a prod a gun paras 13,
bogside NONE!
From a true ulster prod! |
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WilliT 1690 on April 15, 2005 @ 3:23 pm |
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if I had the wings of a turtle dove,
and if i had the arse of a crow,
I’d fly over dunloy each mornin and shit on the fenains below! |
| From: |
hun_hater on April 18, 2005 @ 12:17 pm |
| Comment: |
Have u seen a handsome hun?
Hav u fuck. |
| From: |
Billy Inglis on April 21, 2005 @ 7:14 pm |
| Comment: |
The Futures bright, Fuck the pope and the IRA, REMEMBER 1690. King Billys on the wall |
| From: |
Dave on April 24, 2005 @ 2:11 pm |
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fuck aw u dirty feenyin basatrdz who shat it the day when we set aboot their coach!!!!!yaaassssssssss fuck the pope and the ira, no surrender!!!!! |
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Dave on April 24, 2005 @ 2:11 pm |
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fuck aw u dirty feenyin basatrdz who shat it the day when we set aboot their coach!!!!!yaaassssssssss fuck the pope and the ira, no surrender!!!!!
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| From: |
mikey on April 25, 2005 @ 8:31 am |
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whos winning the league now you fucking hun bastards!!!!!!! easy, yous are so pish it is funny!!!!!, hail hail!!!! |
| From: |
steven and craig on April 26, 2005 @ 9:05 am |
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whats the differents between the pope snd celtic they both got bet by hearts
NO SARRENDER
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| From: |
Fenian on April 28, 2005 @ 9:01 am |
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King Billy’s decendants are nothing but a bunch of inbreds living in the hills of north America, and scattered among the decent people of northern Ireland. For God and Ulster? Ulster is still one of the four provinces of Ireland, like it or not. You can rant all you like about why you think it is rightfully yours. You’re nothing but a bunch of biggot fuckin’ Nazis with a whole empire and her propeganda behind you. We don’t give a fuck what everyone else thinks. We just want our country back so we can live in peace. |
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bullet4myvalentine on April 28, 2005 @ 11:35 am |
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why does michael jackson want 2 go to seville .....cos he heard 40000 bhoys got fucked there
who shagged all the bhoys
who shagged all the bhoys
...celtic bhoys club |
| From: |
bullet4mavalentine on May 1, 2005 @ 2:55 pm |
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the potato famanine was over years ago so y dont u fenian fuckers go back 2 ireland |
| From: |
Fenian on May 3, 2005 @ 7:03 am |
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"the potato famanine was over years ago so y dont u fenian fuckers go back 2 ireland"
I don’t know - why don’t you limey fuckers go back to England? |
| From: |
jrs05 on May 4, 2005 @ 12:50 pm |
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we’ll not be mastered by no black bastards and fuck the crown, the ra won’t lay down |
| From: |
loyal ulster man on May 7, 2005 @ 3:43 pm |
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fuck the fenian scum we won a war ha ha, aw and what a war it was 1690 4 eva, every day is the 12th of july an dnt u jist no it. keep the faith the crown and the 12th. get ur flutes out lads its nearly the 12th cant wait 315 yrs ago the billy boys were born |
| From: |
Scot Rot on May 7, 2005 @ 6:50 pm |
| Comment: |
You fucking Irish retard, use a fucking real language not that stupid Irish drawl you pass as communication, you kiddie fiddling fuckwit. |
| From: |
billy boy on May 8, 2005 @ 5:16 am |
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king billys on the wall he stands so high he shines so bright he lights up al the falls, theres millions cum to c him the stand and gaze and awol REMEMBER 1690 KING BILLYS ON THE WALL. Never furger the glourious 12th. |
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Miss Zoe Novo x x x on May 8, 2005 @ 4:19 pm |
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A fink Nacho is da best n hes ma hero!!! Hes stunnin, fit n one fab footballer!!!
Come on da gers!!! x x x |
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No1_loyalist on May 9, 2005 @ 9:56 am |
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aw eh uz fenian fukkers canni half talk pish likes!!!!! away bk tae ireland ya bunch eh wanks!
we are not sectarian no..no
we are not sectarian no..no
we are not sectarian WE ARE THR U.V.F
FOR GOD AND ULSTER _ NO SURRENDER 1690 _FUCK POPE JOHN PAUL HES DEED! |
| From: |
waldo on May 10, 2005 @ 8:18 am |
| Comment: |
rfc |
| From: |
waldo on May 10, 2005 @ 8:18 am |
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rfc |
| From: |
wullie gracie on May 10, 2005 @ 8:19 am |
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i am a fuckin tim
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| From: |
McDeeEeE UVF on May 18, 2005 @ 11:43 am |
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RANGERS TILL A DIE LOYAL AND TRUE FUK THE POPE AND THE IRA UVF NUMBA WAN !!
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MATTHEW STONE on May 20, 2005 @ 3:32 pm |
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I SAY NO SURRENDER TO SINN FEIN/I.R.A WHY COULDNT MY 2ND COUSIN MICHEAL STONE DO HIS MISSION HE WAS SET BY JOHN MAC KEAGE COMMANDER OF THE UVF TO GO TO THE MILTOWN COMMETARY AND BLOW UP MATIN MA GUINNESS AND GERRY ADAMS AT THE 3 I.R.A FENIAN FUNERALS. REM TREVOUR KING BRIAN ROBBINSON BILLY MC FADZEAN AND JOHN GREGG.
FROM A PROD IN TIGERS BAY, WEST BELFAST-NO SURRENDER U.V.F |
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proddy killer on May 21, 2005 @ 10:22 am |
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How many hunz does it take to change a light bulb?
does’t realy matter ya all fucked to eternal darkness
fuck the queen and the UDA
UDA=Ulsters demented army |
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CHAMPIONS on May 25, 2005 @ 8:51 am |
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22 of May 2005......................The best day in the 132 years of Rangers history.
I AM STILL LAUGHING AT EVERY DIRTY MICKY BASTARD THINKING THE LEAUGE WAS WON .....................
GET IT UP YE.. |
| From: |
big willo on May 26, 2005 @ 1:05 pm |
| Comment: |
Breakin News
Motherwells food agency are closing down one of the worlds best resturaunts for health and safety reasons.
Apparently McDonalds double whopper is making all the celtic fans sick.
Champions u havin a laugh. |
| From: |
shereen on May 26, 2005 @ 1:32 pm |
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haha celtic r shite! git it up yeez! moan the gers! |
| From: |
john william on May 26, 2005 @ 4:33 pm |
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keep on cryin ye can stick yer peppreami’s right up ur f’in preist widend arseholes...
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| From: |
Up The Red Hand. on May 27, 2005 @ 2:26 pm |
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tO ALL MY FAITHFULL LOYALIST FRIENDS LUV UR COUNTRY AND LIVE IT PROUD. FIGHT AND DIE 4 OLD ULSTER AND ENGLAND AND THE RED WHITE AND BLUE DIE FOR OUR LEADER LORD CARSON Y.C.V WILL BE LOYAL TO U. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN. MICHEAL STONE MY HERO REMEM WAT E DID BK IN 1988 3RD MARCH. NO SURRENDER_U.V.F |
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Up The Red Hand. on May 27, 2005 @ 2:26 pm |
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tO ALL MY FAITHFULL LOYALIST FRIENDS LUV UR COUNTRY AND LIVE IT PROUD. FIGHT AND DIE 4 OLD ULSTER AND ENGLAND AND THE RED WHITE AND BLUE DIE FOR OUR LEADER LORD CARSON Y.C.V WILL BE LOYAL TO U. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN. MICHEAL STONE MY HERO REMEM WAT E DID BK IN 1988 3RD MARCH. NO SURRENDER_U.V.F |
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E.T.A hardcore on May 27, 2005 @ 6:02 pm |
| Comment: |
How does a rangers fan celebrate the league?
Scratching the coffin enthusiastically |
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king billy on May 28, 2005 @ 10:56 am |
| Comment: |
is this the way to am a prody
who the fuk is bobo balde
tell all the tims that am a prody
o big mcleash who waits fur me
sha la la la la la fuk the tims
sha la la la la la la fuk the tims
sha la la la la la la fuk the tims
o big mcleash who waits fur me |
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Crip McWilliams on May 28, 2005 @ 3:16 pm |
| Comment: |
13 gone but not forgotten,
We got 18 and Mountbatten.
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| From: |
Crip McWilliams on May 28, 2005 @ 3:17 pm |
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13 gone but not forgotten,
We got 18 and Mountbatten.
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| From: |
FUCK THE POPE on May 30, 2005 @ 1:51 pm |
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FUCK THE TIMS THEY SHOULD ALL BE SHOT AT BIRTH. |
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Scott McDonald on May 31, 2005 @ 8:57 pm |
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What goes "Beep.....Beep.....Beep.....Beep"?
The Celt*c open top bus reversing back into the garage!
Can you hear the Celtic sing? |
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Curlybhoy on June 2, 2005 @ 3:02 pm |
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We’re not british, we’re not saxon, we’re not english,
We’re IRISH and proud we are to be,
So fuck your union jack, we want our country back,
So take a tip british bastards, leave us be!
Fuck the huns.
Hail hail Gordon Strachan,
Looking forward to bringing the league flag home to paradise. |
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nacho1690 on June 4, 2005 @ 10:54 am |
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K.A.T A.T.A.T F.T.P
FUCK ALL U TAIGY BASTRDS WHY DONT U FUCK OFF BACK DOWN SOUTH WERE U BELONG U SCUMMY BASTARDS.UP THE YOUTH-Y.C.V
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NACHO1690 on June 4, 2005 @ 10:59 am |
| Comment: |
Q: What would you call 2 Sellik fans going over a cliff in a green Renualt Espace?
A: A complete waste of space. You could have squeezed 8 of them into one of those. |
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b.sands on June 7, 2005 @ 3:03 pm |
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NORTH MEN!
SOUTH MEN !
COMRADES ALL , SOON THEY’LL BE NO PRODDIES AT ALL,!
TO HUNS; UR ONLY HOORES, POOFS AND JUNKIES
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Notamick on June 10, 2005 @ 5:59 am |
| Comment: |
What goes peep peep peep peep
Celic’s open top bus reversing into its garage |
| From: |
Notamick on June 10, 2005 @ 6:12 am |
| Comment: |
Have you seen the green oxo cube, it disolves in three minutes |
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gazza_rfc on June 11, 2005 @ 9:31 am |
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theres only 1 nacho nov he said no to the provo he scored at parkhead and now the pope is dead walking in a novo wonderland
fuk all that is sellick
tell all the tims you no.. the popes a tim n ur no .. he served the rickh and your team is shite... the popes a hun n ur no
up yeas ya tims 51 and counting ...... who wants a MacDonalds |
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Notamick on June 13, 2005 @ 9:04 am |
| Comment: |
Oh Its fun to be a hun In fact its Championi |
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Ger 4 Life on June 28, 2005 @ 7:26 pm |
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Champoinies - Gordan strachan Is A Wank...Jokes - Neil Lennons wife wanted him locked up - she had had enough of the eejit.
So she went to the police and told them: "Please Help, my husband has been hitting me."
The Police gave sound advice: "Ma’m, don’t worry. Just carry a goalpost in each hand - I guarantee he’ll never hit you."
...Why Is It Elton Johns Ambition To Play For Celtic?
...Coz He’d Have 10 arseholes in front of him and 50,000 pricks behind him!
Moan the Rangers
Fuck Yer IRA
God Save the Queen
Rangers 4 Life |
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ulster on June 30, 2005 @ 11:44 am |
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all u taigs go fucking get killed!!!
remember 1690?! king billys on da wall |
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we are the people on July 25, 2005 @ 2:38 pm |
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we are the people and the champs jist icase u didnt no taxi fur martin oneil aw and the league flag its returned to heaven 51 and countin and in traning fur 52
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up the gers on July 25, 2005 @ 2:39 pm |
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if i had the wings of a seagul, and the big dirty arse of a crow, i’d fly over park head and shit on the fenians below!!! U dirty fenian bastards!!
HELO HELO WE R THE BILLY BOYS!!
BOUNCEE BOUNCEE BOUNCEE !!
NO SURRENDER TO THE IRA |
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PRODDY on July 25, 2005 @ 2:39 pm |
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WE’RE UP 2 ARE KNEES IN FENIAN BLOOD SURRENDER OR YOU’LL DIE!!!!
MARTIN O’NEIL IS A FENIAN SCUMBAG
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F.U.C.K YOU on July 28, 2005 @ 3:06 pm |
| Comment: |
I’VE GOT A BAD JOKE FOR YOU LIVINGSTON STILLL IN THE SPL
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| From: |
rangers for life on July 29, 2005 @ 10:14 pm |
| Comment: |
IRA have no surrender |
| From: |
Ger 4 Life on July 30, 2005 @ 5:13 pm |
| Comment: |
celtic 0-5 bratislava & now Motherwell 4-4 celtic hahahahahahahahahahaha ye’s are shite, rangers are goni take the league by storm.
No Surrender
God Save The Queen
Moan The Gers |
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liza on August 4, 2005 @ 8:15 pm |
| Comment: |
PLEAES READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT IS NOT THE AIM OR INTENTION OF SCOTTISH LOYALISTS TO INCITE THE HATRED OF ROMAN CATHOLICS BUT RATHER, BY USE OF FACTS & BIBLICAL TRUTHS TO HIGHLIGHT THE ERRORS OF ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH, BUT IT IS OUR INTENTION TO PROMOTE PROTESTANT CAUSE!! AND LOYALIST TRADITIONS. IT IS THE TOLERANCE OF OTHERS WHO OPPOSE OUR RIGHT TO CELEBRATE OUR CULTURE WHO ARE THE BIGOTS!!!! KING BILLY 1690 IF U DONT FUCKING LIKE IT GO BACK DOWN SOUTH TAIGS, NORTHERN IRELAND N SCOTLAND AS ONE NO FUCKING SURRENDER........ BEAT THAT GREEN WHITE N GOLD FANNYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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John on August 23, 2005 @ 10:35 pm |
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FUCKING GREAT WORDS THERE BY LIZA, GET ALL TAIGS OUT OF SCOTLAND AND ULSTER BACK TO WHERE THEY BELONG ON THERE FARMS GROWING POTATOES!!!!!!!! LET THAT GLORIOUS UNION JACK FLAG HIGH!!!!!!!! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN! |
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joe the rangers fan on August 23, 2005 @ 10:35 pm |
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Q. Why cant celtic players own a dog
A. They cant keep hold of the lead |
| From: |
Billy Windsor on September 28, 2005 @ 6:20 pm |
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In 1998 Britain signed out of Ireland. Happy days!! and we r not going back! |
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Billy taig killer on October 2, 2005 @ 12:01 pm |
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We have fought for over 30 years and we will fight for another 30. The irish have tried to surpress us, we have not been conquered. They try to engage politically, they are unsuccessful. Northern ireland still remains a protestant country and always will. We fight like there is no tomorrow everyday, people of Northern Ireland will remain loyal to the Queen. Carson, Craig, Paisley and others have kept us from a united Ireland, it will never happen. The taigs are still living in their slums. |
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wobberley on October 2, 2005 @ 12:01 pm |
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Rangers are the best so no one start RANGERS rule celtic r shite rangers r the best |
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UVF Soldier on October 2, 2005 @ 12:01 pm |
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when the nuns show aff ther boady
and the pope becomes a prody
and the preist starts singing the sash
so in other words all u fenians
kiss my ass
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yer maw on October 11, 2005 @ 3:23 pm |
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New Nike tops out soon, it will have the usual carling on the front and BOTTLED IN MOTHERWELL at the back . Yeeehaaa ya manky tarrier cunts. u’s cudnae beat a bunch a slovakian part timers ya tits. We will twice and then progress in the champions league. r u still waitin for ur day to come? shud be any day now lmao No Surrender 1912 - 2005 Still Undefeated UVF FGAU ! |
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cat on October 19, 2005 @ 4:31 pm |
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what a load of childish shite dont lower yourselves . |
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disband_the_ruc on October 22, 2005 @ 10:41 am |
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there’s a police force in old ireland they’re loyal to the crown most have stood behind a goat with they’re trousers down they victomise republicans and they hate the pope in rome its time to stop they’re armoured cars send the bastards home disband the r.u.c now they’ve had they’re bloody day they brutalise and torture our men in castlereagh they abuse and taunt our woman and our children while they play disband these thugs in uniform send them all away our people they have suffered now for far too many years from gas and plastic bullets from batons and from sneers the time has come now britain in this can you not see disband these irish traitors now for peace and liberty. tiovfaidh ar la up the ra |
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4 GOD AND 4 ULSTER on October 29, 2005 @ 4:14 pm |
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EST.1912
FOR AS LONG AS ONE HUNDRED OF US REMAIN, WE SHALL NEVER, EVER CONSENT TO THE RULE OF THE IRISH.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
NO SURENDER 1690
REMEMBER 1690
WEAR UR POPPY WITH PRIDE |
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real ra man on December 3, 2005 @ 10:26 am |
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to uvf soldier so i take it u dont like the lvf or uda or uff i love watching all u scum kill each other let the feud fight on
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real ra man on December 5, 2005 @ 8:15 pm |
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get home ya slag and make ur mans dinner. u should know about fannies coz yours has been battered about ya cow. you have seen more helmets than hitler.66 died and to many survived in the ibrox park disater |
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real ra man on December 5, 2005 @ 8:15 pm |
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so why have none of the scummy hun loyalist bastards not been sending in. yes coz tell all the huns they know thats 9 with no wins and they know mcleish he must stay with jeffers tae and its gonna be 10 in a row |
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