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Everton’s Trophy’s ?!?
Posted by: kopite4life on December 24, 2004 @ 8:20 am
| burglary was recently committed at Everton’s ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a blue carpet |
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JAck O LAntERn on January 17, 2005 @ 5:04 am |
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Good one mate. Bet your a Liverpool fan though eh ?
Can’t win ’em all though eh ! |
| From: |
chris on January 21, 2005 @ 6:44 am |
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th@s good i like th@ 1
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| From: |
Johnmichael on February 9, 2005 @ 4:32 am |
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After Evertons crap start to the season I nailed my season ticket to the club gates in disgust. Next day I had a change of heart and went back for it - and some bastard had ncked the nail.
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| From: |
Mike Low on March 13, 2005 @ 9:59 am |
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Good Joke Everton Are Crap |
| From: |
dean on March 21, 2005 @ 5:45 pm |
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everton r more poo thn west brom
COME ON LIVERPOOL |
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CRAP ON EVERTON on April 1, 2005 @ 8:54 am |
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Y ARE EVERTON SO RUBBISH IN THE PREMIERSHIP?
DON’T ASK ME ITS JUST A FACT |
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CRAP ON EVERTON on April 1, 2005 @ 8:56 am |
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FEAR LEADS TO ANGER, ANGER LEADS TO HATE, LEADS TO EVERTON |
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tony maceroni on May 31, 2005 @ 7:35 am |
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everton r the biggest joke in the premiership the fact that they might be representing england in europe is catastrophic, they will make a fool of england they should be playin were they belong in the championship not europe or premiership |
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tony montana on May 31, 2005 @ 7:42 am |
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everton have escaped relegation too many times they should be in the championship,
didnt they get beat 3-0 at home by tranmere ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah |
| From: |
bally on June 1, 2005 @ 6:50 am |
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everton are ssoooooooooooooooooooo shit united rule |
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Kee on June 2, 2005 @ 8:17 am |
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Liverpool will win the premiership next year. United are shite, Everton are shite |
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boo on June 11, 2005 @ 8:07 pm |
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boo |
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tara on June 27, 2005 @ 2:06 pm |
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this joke rules.
Arsenal 7-0 Everton lmao what a way 4 highbury 2 c its last red and white line up
i got da new kit its class and ne1 hu disagrees can go fuck a tree,sideways u got that bitches
Arsenal = da best
Ranger= ma spl champs i luv ya
bigdavy wot da fuk u on bout?!
peace out dudes |
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Chris on July 4, 2005 @ 2:12 pm |
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What the hell are you crack-heads talking about.Dont you have any ounce of sense in your puny brains.Whats all this talk of Everton being crap in the Premiership?Hmm dumbasses.Are they not in fourth place above Liverpool?Maybe your looking at last seasons table....duh!By the way now that Gerrard is set to leave Anfield Liverpool will be a big pile of shite in every competition.Later Arsewipes. |
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Blues Fan on September 20, 2005 @ 8:54 pm |
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Errm? What?!? May I point out That Everton are the Second longest team to survive in the top flight of the English top division, only to be beaten by Arsenal, who were in fact relegated the season before the WWII meant that football wasn’t played for three seasons and when it was resumed were reinstated in the top flight because th FA felt sorry for Londoners I assume due to the Blitz. When it was time for Everton to have their share of the limelight (Seasons 1984 & 85) our reign over Europe was scuppered by Liverpools antics in Europe the season before thus banning all English teams from entry into Europe for the two seasons Everton were unstoppable.
Oh and Tara, this isn’t a text message. Full English costs no more than dodgy text language which makes you sound like you are 5! |
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Can Red on September 20, 2005 @ 8:54 pm |
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Chris, you have no future as a fortune teller mate.
I hear sponsorships are lining up for the Mighty Blues after recent european exploits
Easy Jet....with the motto..."In and out of Europe in no time at all"
And Oxo are bring out a new range in honour of Everton..called "The Laughin Stock"
Wipe your own.... |
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SCOUSE PIE on September 29, 2005 @ 3:34 pm |
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FOR SALE
BLUE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE TOUR BUS LOW MILES
JUST HAD SERVICE MAY PART EX FOR SOMETHING
SMALLER IE:NISSAN SUNNY VERY BITTER TO LET THIS GO
FIRST TO SEE WILL BUY
PHONE WASTE OF DEISEL MOTORS ON
5-1 515151
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everton joke on October 9, 2005 @ 11:20 am |
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Why are everton the strongest team in the leage?
Because they are holdin every1 else up lmao |
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Pete Novak on October 25, 2005 @ 3:38 pm |
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Congratulations to Everton on their new shirt sponsors EASYJET
their logo reads....."In and out of Europe in a few hours"
Now shut up and do what you do best, avoiding relegation !!! |
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