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CHELSEA SUCK ABRAMMA DICK
Posted by: matt on January 14, 2005 @ 4:31 pm
Q. what do you call a chelsea player with no dick!!!
A. a duff !!!!!! in the bed room as well as on the pitch
Q. why are chelsea winning the league
A. because they have got abramma no dick
MAN UTD RULE THE NORTH |
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| From: |
chris on January 21, 2005 @ 6:43 am |
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th@ aint th@ shit....tw@ |
| From: |
jon on January 24, 2005 @ 1:05 pm |
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crap |
| From: |
lampard on February 1, 2005 @ 6:45 am |
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suck your mum if you dont support chelsea |
| From: |
ANDY on February 10, 2005 @ 6:19 pm |
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HAHA MAN U RULE THE NORTH AND THATS ALL THEY WILL EVER RULE.......................YOUR A TYPICAL GLORY SUPPORTER **WANNABE** COS MAN U ARNT GONNA WIN FUCK ALL FOR A LONG TIME ....IF U WANNA BE A GLORY SUPPORTER PICK A TEAM THATS GONNA WIN TROPHYS ............HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA |
| From: |
chelsea f.c on February 10, 2005 @ 6:22 pm |
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man u r shit chelsea 4 the prem, champo’s ,f.a and the carling fuck u manchester scum ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha |
| From: |
mike ant borgy kent on February 11, 2005 @ 12:50 pm |
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ya gunna win fuck all ha ha ha ha
ya gunna win fuck all |
| From: |
dan on February 11, 2005 @ 12:51 pm |
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man u r shite ya gunna win fuck all
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| From: |
rooney on February 21, 2005 @ 6:54 am |
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fuck off man united rule full stop |
| From: |
Barça per sempre on February 24, 2005 @ 8:08 am |
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y’all english fans are straight loosers and your league is straight garbage,we the best league ever and barça the best team...........BAR-CHE 2-1 thats real !!! |
| From: |
Gooner on February 27, 2005 @ 3:07 pm |
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SOUTH is better than the NORTH so kiss my ass you Northern Scum BAGS!! lol.
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| From: |
KENNY on March 7, 2005 @ 3:18 pm |
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FUCKERS
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| From: |
JORDI on March 12, 2005 @ 3:53 am |
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PUTOS INGLESES LADRONES DE MIERDA
VISCA BARÇA Y VISCA CATALUNYA. |
| From: |
celtic_bhoys on March 14, 2005 @ 4:46 pm |
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typical fuc*ing man ure supporter
I hope glazer buys ya’s out |
| From: |
frank on March 31, 2005 @ 7:08 am |
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honestly mate that joke is one of the worst i have ever heard in my life.
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| From: |
Daryl Peck on April 3, 2005 @ 1:31 pm |
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if u don’t fuckin support arsenal u can go suck off a horse den milk a cow den lick out a pig den u can tell ur mum wot u did then she will give u a spank
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| From: |
Daryl Peck on April 3, 2005 @ 1:33 pm |
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i never felt more like singin the blues wen delia’s pissed n norwich lose
o ipswich u got me singin the blues |
| From: |
bendover on April 3, 2005 @ 1:34 pm |
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hi
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| From: |
Daryl Peck on April 3, 2005 @ 1:35 pm |
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Q. wot r u if ur team is bottom of the premier league n u need 2 beat chelsea 2 stay up
A.fucked |
| From: |
Michael Portillo on April 6, 2005 @ 8:35 am |
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Annex the north, return them the very short distance to the dark ages where they belong. |
| From: |
lampard=sexy! on April 6, 2005 @ 4:03 pm |
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man untied sold david beckham...ok im right?
why would you sell david beckham! coz all man united fucking care about is money money money!!!!!
so go stick the fucking red devil’s head up your arse...sideways!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
jamie hall on April 9, 2005 @ 5:21 am |
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you can fuck off u pric just remeber 1-0 2-1 to use u fuin scum ur shit get alex to ik a boot at rooney aka shrek so dont try to drop chelsea coz i droped ur mums pants
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jamie hall on April 9, 2005 @ 5:22 am |
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you can fuck off u prick just remeber 1-0 2-1 to use u fukin scum ur shit get alex to kik a boot at rooney aka shrek so dont try to drop chelsea coz i droped ur mums pants
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| From: |
fewuvdfew on April 9, 2005 @ 4:20 pm |
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ur mum sucks my dick
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| From: |
crow3203 on April 12, 2005 @ 3:30 pm |
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chelsea suck horuse dick
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| From: |
jj on April 14, 2005 @ 12:27 pm |
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y don’t all of yall just shut up!!!!!! it might do you some good!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
kane on April 22, 2005 @ 6:26 am |
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grow up your the reason were only allowed to bring a few fans to european games you
give the game a bad name the lot of you |
| From: |
qpr supporter on April 26, 2005 @ 3:46 pm |
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chelsea are brass |
| From: |
henry arsenal rulers on April 26, 2005 @ 5:26 pm |
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chelsea is SHIT!mourinho and abrahamorichshshit££££ no comment
fuck off lampard |
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Rafael Benitez on April 29, 2005 @ 5:13 am |
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liverpool is the name |
| From: |
adam on May 1, 2005 @ 10:52 am |
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is there any real football fans in here or just pathetic people slangng insults, grow up. p.s come on liverpool win the champs league |
| From: |
tara on May 1, 2005 @ 5:08 pm |
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arsenal r da best. chelsea r just like tottenham wiv a bita cash 2 splash. DA GUNNERS RULE |
| From: |
Masterchief on May 3, 2005 @ 5:14 pm |
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HAIL UNITED Chelsea just fucking shit they just got some money thats all without abramowish they are dick with no BALLS what the use. |
| From: |
paul on May 26, 2005 @ 7:43 pm |
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liverpool f.c CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE 5 times u can all carry on wishin u sad gang of no hopers we ve got the cup 4 keeps NOW FUCK OFF an keep dreaming |
| From: |
shady on June 5, 2005 @ 10:54 am |
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arsenal all the way |
| From: |
tara on June 11, 2005 @ 8:00 pm |
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da guy hu sed bout a pig lick out was gr8 dats wot u can do if u aint a gunner
3 footy fans in a pub
20 pound note in fish tank
Land says if ne of em get it out b4 piranha gets it they can keep it
Gunner-2 fingers missing
Scouser-lost left hand
Chelsea fan-gets it
Landlord asks why.
Looks at the Chelsea fans hand it read Chelsea have one the champions league
Oh I get it says the landlord. Not even a piranha will swallow that load of shit
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| From: |
Frank Lampard on June 18, 2005 @ 5:26 pm |
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Hello everybody, my we really suck don’t we. Mourinho is an ugly twat with no balls because i checked and i wish i could play for arsenal.
gunners all the way |
| From: |
Thierry Henry on July 25, 2005 @ 2:40 pm |
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ARSENAL are the King of London (Not you Blue Scum) |
| From: |
Leigh on August 23, 2005 @ 10:34 pm |
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Couldn’t agree more, Chelsea are wank. |
| From: |
Leigh on August 23, 2005 @ 10:34 pm |
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By the way, Liverpool rule |
| From: |
lou on September 16, 2005 @ 5:36 pm |
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i agree wiv liegh ;iverpool rule 2 the end of the earth |
| From: |
Michael on September 23, 2005 @ 5:57 pm |
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lol.. all of you are lost....
Manchester United ARE the biggest CLUB in the world.. more than 50 million fans making them the biggest sports club IN the world, beating every other team in any of the sports thought off...
SO manchester united football club... RULE sport, football, fans, shirts.. who sells more shirts than united? ummm.. chelsea? LOLOL you wish son.
chelsea... all they rule is sucess on the pitch perhaps,.. which isn’t even a certainty. |
| From: |
bendover on September 28, 2005 @ 6:20 pm |
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mn united have the richest manager in the world and they play at old trafford wat wankes |
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jak hirons on October 2, 2005 @ 12:01 pm |
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man u r the best, chelsea r so shit they can’t even have a stadium in home town, they have to have there ground in fulham. And arsenal r gay!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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rochelle benger on October 25, 2005 @ 3:38 pm |
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CHELSEA RULE THEY ARE SOOOOOOO THE BEST!!! FRANK LAMPARD, JOE COLE, JOHN TERRY & ASIER DEL HORNO ARE LEGENDS!! ARSENAL AND MAN UTD ARE SOOOOOOOOO SHIT!!! CHELSEA ARE ON TOP AND THAT’S WHERE THEY’RE GONNA STAY.
BIG UP TO GARETH WHO TOOK ME TO MEET ALL THE PLAYERS
LOVE U HUN
CHELSEA RULE
Rochelle |
| From: |
alex on October 29, 2005 @ 4:14 pm |
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SNOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEE! I was watching chelsea play. |
| From: |
ben on November 17, 2005 @ 8:19 pm |
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if you want real passion and good football support the toon. Newcastle have amazing support amazing support and great players. If you want to support a good team but dont want to b called a glory seeker support the toon. Howay the lads, Newcastle 3 chelsea 2 no bother!!!! |
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Frank Lampard on November 17, 2005 @ 8:19 pm |
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MANU RULE 4EVA !! AND NO CHELSEA SCUM IS CHANGIN THAT (NO CHANCE!!!)
CHELSEA R AS SHIT I MEEN SHIT AS A BUKET WIV A HOLE IN IT
I AM FRANK LAMPARD AND I HAVE PLAYED 4 ALOT OF TEAMZ BUT BI MILES CHELSEA HAZ TO B THE WORST TEAM ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET ( coz ther scum getit scum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) !!!!!!!
ARSENAL R CRAP BUT
CHELSEA R SHITTEST!!!!!!
WRITTEN BY FRANK LAMPARD!
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| From: |
Rafaloution on November 22, 2005 @ 5:57 pm |
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Where’s your European Cups? |
| From: |
adam tucker on November 25, 2005 @ 10:56 pm |
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chelsea suck ass........two titles in 100 years...........liverpool have how many..........yeah thought so, sit down shut up chelsea fans. |
| From: |
jake on August 7, 2006 @ 11:35 pm |
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chelsea suk donkey cock |
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champs of the world on August 7, 2006 @ 11:35 pm |
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liverpool 5 european cups 18 leagues 1 champions of da world if u support a team in brittain com back wen u can match dat |
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