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man u shite
Posted by: dean kent on February 11, 2005 @ 12:53 pm
Q.wots the difference between man u and a triangle
A. a triangle has three points |
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rach...the man u fan on February 18, 2005 @ 1:42 pm |
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that is bollocks.......................its more like...
Q.wots the difference between leeds and a triangle...... |
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kegs on March 2, 2005 @ 8:04 am |
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your’e trapped in a cage with a lion a tiger and a man u fan and you have a gun with 2 bullets, what do you shoot? The man u fan twice!! |
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loza on March 2, 2005 @ 8:34 am |
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complete bollocks.. man u fans go back devon...it should be what is the difference between a man u fan and a vibrator. A: a man u fan is a real dick |
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loza on March 2, 2005 @ 8:35 am |
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This is a man united protset we want the stadium built near the fans in devon |
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Steve on March 17, 2005 @ 6:07 am |
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You are an arse....you know that |
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Jon Mann on March 20, 2005 @ 10:26 am |
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What’s the difference between a Man Utd fan and a lettuce? You get more smoke from a lettuce !!! |
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Boris Beckham on March 20, 2005 @ 10:29 am |
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Is this the way to Balsall heath-o, every night Michelle is hugging Keith’s mom-o. Is this the way to Balsall Heath-o, where sweet Michelle, she waits for Keith |
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Ryan Gibbs on March 20, 2005 @ 10:31 am |
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Lemon barley water, you always slid in the gutter. You always slide around with ice cubes on the ground......lemon barley water |
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lee on March 20, 2005 @ 3:18 pm |
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wot is the differance between man u and a pair of feet
the feet scores more goals
cause there SHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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louise o.a.f.c! on April 6, 2005 @ 4:00 pm |
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sings* who the fhhhhhk r man untiiiiited who he fhk r man unnitttted who the fhk r man uniiited when the reds go shaaaaaaging a sheeeeeep
da daaaaaaa Lol all u oldham fans rock!
Niel killenny is fit and chris killen is!!!! |
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manu fan on April 9, 2005 @ 9:02 pm |
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oldam r bollacks u r day u da fuk is neil killenny louise u r a tranny coz ur a girl(doutful) nd u watch footy |
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manu fan on April 9, 2005 @ 9:04 pm |
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oldam r bollacks u r day u da fuk is neil killenny louise u r a tranny coz ur a girl(doutful) nd u watch footy |
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manu fan on April 9, 2005 @ 9:05 pm |
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lee dat joke was just as bout as shite as ur diet |
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Damian.. THE LEEDS F on April 26, 2005 @ 1:41 pm |
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ERE RACHEL PERSON I SEE U R A MAN U FAN, WHERE R U FROM, LONDON? U SCUMMY TWATS! |
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fred on April 27, 2005 @ 12:29 pm |
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Sir Alex is queuing in his local building society, when a gunman bursts in through the door demanding money. Ferguson attempts to tackle the raider, but gets knocked over...as he falls, his head smashes the counter and Sir Alex is out cold. The robber escapes and the cashier tries to revive Ferguson. After a few minutes he comes round and looks bewildered. His first words are "Where the hell am I?". The Cashier replies: "don’t worry, its ok, you’re in the Nationwide." Ferguson replies, "F**k me, is it May already?" |
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captain gas on May 11, 2005 @ 10:13 am |
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whats t he difference between jordan & Tim Howard?? Tim Howard has got 10 t*ts infront of him!!!! Bristol Rovers best supported club in the world. no other club would get 8000 every other week whilst struggling in league 2 knowlege is the bomb and i thank u. but we have BOUNCEBACKABILITY and so will win the league next season Easy Easy |
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shazza on May 23, 2005 @ 2:39 pm |
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man utd helpline number 0800 101010, thats 0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing |
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Danny on June 1, 2005 @ 10:36 am |
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These man u jokes r the poorest jokes ive seen wen man u win da league next season u dicks wont b able 2 say f**k all
Q: If you see a Liverpool Fan on a bike, why should you never swerve to hit him?
Its probably your bike...
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Daniel on June 8, 2005 @ 2:07 pm |
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that is SO boring!!! anyway man u doesnt suck but arsenal n chelsea do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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tom perry on June 27, 2005 @ 11:04 am |
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PISS OFF, MAN UTD RULE |
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Tom Perry on June 27, 2005 @ 11:09 am |
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To Boo on June 11 2005, fuk u you can’t actually say that arenal deserved to win that game cause Man Utd fucking pummeled you but they could not score and you just got lucking on the penalties. Arsenal are the biggest bunch of dirtiest and luckiest cheats in the prem. Next year you will win shit all and man utd will win the lot ha ha ha! |
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harry on July 30, 2005 @ 5:13 pm |
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SO TRUE |
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bob on October 5, 2005 @ 4:08 pm |
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dat joke is gd, i told me m8 how supports man u and he day find dat funny!!! lol!!! ive got something 2 say >>> everyone dat supports man u r totally thick shits haha!!lol!!! |
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conory on October 6, 2005 @ 5:32 pm |
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Q: whats the difference between man u and a tea bag A: a tea bag can stay in the cup for longer liverpool fc rule ***** |
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conory on October 6, 2005 @ 5:32 pm |
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liverpool r da best 2005 |
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alec simpson on October 18, 2005 @ 7:48 pm |
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i really h8 man united they are scum
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Schmuck Mcdoodlehead on October 26, 2005 @ 3:26 pm |
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alec i totally agree with you :D |
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city till i die on November 3, 2005 @ 4:19 pm |
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Q. What do you call a Manchester United fan with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
man utd got merked by middlesbrough! lol |
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liverpool fan on December 4, 2005 @ 4:25 pm |
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man u are rubbish just think wot team draws with exertor city hahaha wankers |
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chelskie burnley fan on August 7, 2006 @ 11:35 pm |
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man u r so shit i can beat em XD lol burnley gonna shoot up champion ship an chelsie all da way but dont forget exeter lol
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