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dumb brunette gators
Posted by: savannah on March 13, 2005 @ 9:31 pm
one day 3 brunette football players went camping. But the trailer fell down a mountain, so un fortunately they had to camp with a balnket and a flashlight.That next day they woke up and found tracks in teh ground,one f of the player said they were duck tracksthe other player said they were moose tracks the last player said they were deer track,so on and on they argued for hours till a train killed them over.
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Ben on March 14, 2005 @ 7:38 pm |
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that was the best joke i ever heard good job! I luv u u lil fruit ! |
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savannahdafrootloop on March 14, 2005 @ 11:10 pm |
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hay sexii if the fone goes off make sure you check this every like min and tel me if u got to go okie slpokie |
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Ben on March 14, 2005 @ 11:11 pm |
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ight |
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savannahdafrootloop on March 14, 2005 @ 11:12 pm |
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it saight u ass cake but you taste very good juss letin u know |
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Bendaasscake on March 14, 2005 @ 11:15 pm |
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i luv u u sexy fruit loop i can jus eat u up......psyche |
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Ben jackoff on March 14, 2005 @ 11:29 pm |
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I LUV U !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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savannahdafrootloop on March 14, 2005 @ 11:31 pm |
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i spell things so much diff from u i spell it like this .....................sike lolololollolloli can go on forever talkin to you ..................................bu ti taste good!!!!!lol ya rite sikelol
i probably taste like crap lol u know u want me lol ya rite to that also
ill love you forever ill like you for always az long as im livin my sexiiful,hottie,fuckeryoull be
hahahahahahahlolits tru aint it!!!!!!!!! |
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Ben on March 14, 2005 @ 11:38 pm |
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ay’ sexy guess wut yur so sexy!! fo sho!!! and........i luv u an i will always luv u...forever an ever an ever ...an ever...an ever an ever cuzzz u will always be my boo my boo my boooo ooo ooooooo ttyl SEXY!!!! |
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savannahdafrootloop on March 14, 2005 @ 11:45 pm |
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why talk to me later when you can tlk to me now u butter ball lol but dont worry li like butter balls htey taste good lol i juss need to add some whip cream and it will be perfect it started when we were younger you were mine my boo let it burn i bet you want my body,let me see you 1,2 step my goodie my goodies my goodies not my goodiesi believe in a thing called love so just listen to the rythm of my heart the first cut is the deepest....i love you you love me were a happy couple..ie....lol lame ive got hoes in different area codes but all those hoes are savannah lol j/p i luv ya write back babe |
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BEN on March 14, 2005 @ 11:49 pm |
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let c wut should i call u .....ill call u a ....An uh oh oreo !....tht was lame o well ill stick wit fruit loop . |
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Ben on March 14, 2005 @ 11:57 pm |
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im gonna try to rap.... about u baby . (this rap is dedicated to my fine ass boo I LUV U) savannah ...i no u wish yur gf was hot like mine ....u wish her body was so damn fine .... but shes not like mine..... k this rap is so damn lame im sry baby ...... i wuv u |
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hottie4ben on March 15, 2005 @ 12:12 am |
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dontu wish your gf was a freak like me ..........dont ya ............dont ya............lol
my boi so fine bu thes all mine ,so you better back off and dont call him jack off,cuz i love him fo sho like u dont even know,damni know im movin and that is y i want o poke him in the eye (lol soo lame)hes my man fo shizzle my nizzle fo sheen my been fo bis la shish fo lick now suck johnnys dick lol ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
ooo what diss boy no j/p i l0ve u and not juss puppy love i meen im in love wit you hoe |
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Ben on March 15, 2005 @ 12:23 am |
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hey baby im bak!!
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hotiie4ben on March 15, 2005 @ 12:24 am |
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hay where were you at?????well i dk sooooo?????is nt my rhyme out of this tyme oooo there i go again lol |
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Ben on March 15, 2005 @ 12:26 am |
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neways ........ another one of my raps ......nvm i suk sooooooooooooo u no wut i would do anythin for u.... jus tell me wut to say cuz im dum
I WILL ALWAYS LUV U U WILL ALWAYS BE MY FRUIT |
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Ben on March 15, 2005 @ 12:27 am |
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ha .......... ha u crack me up.sike lol jk |
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Ben on March 15, 2005 @ 12:32 am |
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u ther??????? |
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sexii14ben on March 15, 2005 @ 12:32 am |
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im the onlii sexy one for ben lol ha y you spelled sike like me awwwwww i love u sooo much oh u would not do ANYTHING for me u butter ball |
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sexii14ben on March 15, 2005 @ 12:35 am |
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i lvoe you and the onlii thing i would not do for you right now is kill myself i at least want to see u 1 more time b4 i kille dmy self lol but we are definately are not in a situation like that lol |
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Ben on March 15, 2005 @ 12:35 am |
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I LUV U I LUV U I LUV U I LUV U I LUV U I LUV U I LUV U I LUV U I LUV U I LUV U ..........ON.......AN ONNNNN......... |
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sexii14ben on March 15, 2005 @ 12:36 am |
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now u aren talking are you even there or did ur mom catch u on the comp.?lol i hope she didnt or u could be writing a very long thing for me right now |
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BEN on March 15, 2005 @ 12:39 am |
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if u killed yurself i would choke on a fruit loop on purpose for u jk u wouldnt kill yurself for me stop talkin crap u oreo..lol |
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Ben on March 15, 2005 @ 12:40 am |
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ive been on u fruit GOSH! |
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savannah on March 15, 2005 @ 12:41 am |
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are you sure about that or i think that u just kind asay that becaus epeople
dont think whenever im in class all i can think about is you when im in class all i
can talk about is you and when im at home all i do is wait for you to call so i can just
talk to you for hours and hours ypu are always on my mind now i think i reely love you so
ya that is not the same thing that happens w/ you i will like want to call u every day im not
obsessed but yet i kinda am a lil less than absessed your stuck in my head i cant help it.
I LOVE YOU |
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SAVANNAH on March 15, 2005 @ 12:43 am |
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what do you meen youcve been on me ?you butter ball
i know well u stop tlkin crap and then i will ok deal lol |
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Ben on March 15, 2005 @ 12:47 am |
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k im gonna hav to go in a lil bit so im gonna rite some really long shit.. so here it goes YUR SO FUCKEN SEXY an i cant wait till this weekend where we can tottally makeout (naghty) naghty style ...yup thts rite u aint leavin me wit out a lil sumthin sumthin .... an soooooooooooo wut else.............(i hav no clue but i luv u ) |
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savannah on March 15, 2005 @ 12:49 am |
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i no ur tired yea i wont leave u hangin lol i luv you i guess if you want to go i will go im am willing to do that lol i luv you
i love ya l |
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Ben on March 15, 2005 @ 12:51 am |
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wait i dont hav to go now!! |
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savannah on March 15, 2005 @ 12:52 am |
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put me in a tounge lock lol i luv ya again well keep that long one i juss wrote in mind ok then think bout it i love u once again |
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vanner on March 15, 2005 @ 12:53 am |
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well ok then loljuss i dk |
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Ben on March 15, 2005 @ 12:55 am |
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k i kinda do hav to go lol........ But it probly wont be easy goin to sleep cuz ull be on my mind allllllll night I FUCKIN LUV U BABY!!!
im so sry i hav to go ..... peace out fruit tht i luv lol tht was LAMMMEEE
I LUV U SO MUCH AN I WILL ALWAYS BE THINKIN ABOUT U |
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vannabanana on March 15, 2005 @ 12:56 am |
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this whole thing will have like 100 comments it will be the most popular one lol
that is a lot of comments well tell me when u are leavin because i no ur probably tired
you always have to get enough sleep so that u can make sure that ur nice and sexy 4 2 marrowlol
but looks arent everything you have to remember that too ok>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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vanabanana on March 15, 2005 @ 12:57 am |
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i lvoe u to my bitch sure ok luv ay 222222and3333and 444444 |
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savannah on March 15, 2005 @ 8:50 am |
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wh yi sit that you get home the same time i
d o and you dont call me until7 to 8 u lamo
lol but like im juss ask in what time do you
get on the bus in the morn. cause i get on
mine at like 9:00 but u can still juss call me
and say hi i luv yu im gettin ready fo school
and then say bye but noooooooo i have to
wait fort like 3hours to acually hear u acuall y
sayin hi to me goin to second per. and all u
say is hi and that iskinda juss like poo cuz
we olnii tlk fo real during the night and juss l
etin you know i wrote this this morning
well i luv you also im like always no
this site i juss turn my monitor off but
when i turn it on this place is always
here so i can liek check it every like
10 min unless i go to school
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savannah on March 15, 2005 @ 4:29 pm |
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so call me bitch i am home already and i kmnow
that you will be home soon oryou are
already home |
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ben on March 15, 2005 @ 5:26 pm |
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hey bitch i cant taolk on the fone rite now so we could still talk online for a lil bit cuz my moms usin the fone
an thn ill call u soooooo u ther baby? |
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savannah on March 16, 2005 @ 4:28 pm |
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im sorry i went to bed i love you sorrii well i will check on here tonite for u ok baby luv ya muchly buh bye |
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savannah on March 17, 2005 @ 9:45 pm |
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so baby did you like my house wasnt my
bed comfterble lol did you want to get freaky
with me lol jp i want you to call me u ass hole
lol i lve you babe |
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WHAT! on April 11, 2005 @ 6:11 pm |
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LEARN TO FUCKING SPELL! |
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Bob on April 16, 2005 @ 11:07 pm |
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ANY ONE WANNA HAVE SEX OUT THERE BECAUSE I DO I LOVE ALL U LITTLE CUTE PEOPLE THAT HAVE BIG HUMONGOUS PENISES LIKE 40 feet long. I LOVE YALL
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taara on June 25, 2005 @ 10:46 am |
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i dont get it oh yeh i do but i aint funny |
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