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sheep shaggers derby
Posted by: miketheleicesterfan on March 14, 2005 @ 4:57 pm
Arnold the Derby fan is walking his dog one day, when he sees an old lamp. He bends down to pick it up, and starts to rub it to clean it. Suddenly, a genie appears, and says, "I am the economy-price genie?" I grant but one wish". Arnold thinks for a while, and then says, "Make my dog Wanchope, win Crufts." The genie looks at Wanchope and says, "Don’t be stupid, look at the thing. It’s mangy, it’s got fleas, it’s got a bit missing from one eat it limps and it smells. I might be a genie, but I’m not a miracle worker." "All right then," says Arnold, "Make Derby County win the Premier League." The genie stops for a moment, then says, "Let’s have another look at that dog again.
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miniclubbycrazy on March 15, 2005 @ 2:13 pm |
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hahaha h8 derby
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aefdibi on March 22, 2005 @ 5:13 am |
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this joke is shite |
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NFFC 1 on April 13, 2005 @ 3:23 pm |
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aefdibi so iz ya mam |
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Forets Fan on April 13, 2005 @ 3:25 pm |
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Dats Funny Coz I H8 DERBY otha wise itz pants |
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macca on April 17, 2005 @ 6:55 am |
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nottingham forest are magic and derby county are tragic haha |
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Shittingham Forest on May 2, 2005 @ 11:40 am |
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Maps for directions to Colchester, Yeovil & Southend now on sale at the City Ground! |
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forest 4 life on June 26, 2005 @ 7:47 am |
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i hate fucking up there own arse derby twats |
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Forest Fan 4 Eva on November 20, 2005 @ 2:57 pm |
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WE
8
derby |
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Forest Fan 4 Eva on November 20, 2005 @ 2:58 pm |
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WE
8
derby |
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