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DONT WORRY!!!
Posted by: RICKY DARNELL on March 19, 2005 @ 11:18 pm
| THERE WAS A FOOTBALL PLAYER NAMED FRED,HE WAS 3RD STRING LINEMAN FOR THE DALLAS COWBOYS.IT WAS HALF WAY TROUGH THE SEASON AND THE COWBOYS STILL HAVENT WON A GAME,SO A FREIND ASKED IF HE WOULD GO FISHING WITH HIM ONE SUNDAY.SEEING HOW THEIR WASN’T ANY CHANCE FOR PLAY-OFFS HE SAID HE WOULD GO,BUT WONDERED HOW HE WAS GOING TO PULL IT OFF.AFTER THINKING FOR A WHILE HE CAME UP WITH A BRILLIANT IDEA,HE WOULD ASK HIS WIFE TO FILL IN FOR HIM.HE TALKED WITH HIS WIFE FOR HOURS,AND AFTER EXPLAINING THAT ALL SHE HAD TO DO WAS SIT THERE ON THE BENCH,SHE AGREED TO IT.IT CAME GAME TIME AND SHE WAS REAL NERVOUS,BUT SNEAKED IN AND SUITED UP ANYWAY.IT WAS AFTER HALF-TIME AND SHE TOUGHT SHE HAD IT MADE,UNTIL IT HAPPENED.THE FIRST STRING TACKLE WAS INJURED,AND AFTER A FEW MORE MINUTES THE 2ND STRING TACKLE WAS INJURED.THE COACH THEN YELLED FRED,GET IN THERE YOUR NEXT!SO AFRAID SHE WENT IN.AFTER LINING UP,THE QUATERBACK YELLED HUT,HUT,HIKE,AND THEN BAM!SHE WAS KNOCKED OUT COLD.AFTER WAKING UP IN THE MEDICIAL ROOM,SHE NOTICED THE DOCTOR HAD HIS ENTIRE ARM UP HER VAGINA.THIS SHOCKED HER,BUT THE DOCTOR SAID"DON’T WORRY FRED,WELL FIND THEM FOR YOU." |
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??? on March 23, 2005 @ 6:51 pm |
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that wasnt really a football but it was still funny as fuck |
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KidsTasteLikeChicken on April 5, 2005 @ 11:34 am |
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And I thought I was the only one who experienced that.... |
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WHAT! on April 11, 2005 @ 6:08 pm |
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............ |
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jordan on April 13, 2005 @ 3:14 pm |
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that joke was dum as hell
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| From: |
jordan on April 13, 2005 @ 3:14 pm |
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that joke was dum as hell
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tara on June 12, 2005 @ 4:41 pm |
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wtf |
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scouserjess on July 25, 2005 @ 2:39 pm |
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i dnt get it. wot was he tryin 2 find?? im confused. |
| From: |
ben on November 4, 2005 @ 6:56 pm |
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i dont get it it sucks and i love football |
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