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Say no to strangers
Posted by: Keza on April 1, 2005 @ 9:28 pm
One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and its window was wound down.
" I’ll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car," said the driver.
"No way, get stuffed!!" replied the boy.
"How about a bag of lollies and $10?" the driver asked.
"I said no way!" replied the irritated youngster.
" What about a bag of juicy lollies and $50, eh?" quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.
"No! I’m not getting in the %&* kin’ car!" answered the boy.
" Okay, okay. I know what you want. I’ll give you $100 and a bag of lollies," the driver offered.
"No!" screamed the boy.
"What will it take to get you into the car?" asked the driver in a long sigh.
The boy replied: "Listen Dad, you bought the bloody Ford Falcon, you live with it!" |
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| From: |
mac1 on April 17, 2005 @ 1:06 pm |
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excellent !!!!!!!..... :).... |
| From: |
Ripper on April 18, 2005 @ 2:48 pm |
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And tell me there Keza, what exactly has FORD meant to your CANADIAN economy EHH !!!!! GM’s BANKRUPTSY is just around the corner. Remember you heard it here first |
| From: |
blah on April 18, 2005 @ 5:43 pm |
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fucking right again ripper |
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holden gal on April 27, 2005 @ 6:27 am |
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yeyah! my dad brought a falcon ute to do his work in and me and my m8s all pitied him and writ fords suk all ova da dusty shit bag car! so he sold it and got an ss v8 and its MAD thers nuthn worse then an un cool dad ay! so get a holden u ugli ford dads and dear i say kids rip if ya dad has a stinki ford!!!@@#$$%%^&*(! |
| From: |
shelly on April 27, 2005 @ 3:07 pm |
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that was so great hey do you now what makes a ford run.......... a chevy pullin it |
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holden gal on April 27, 2005 @ 11:16 pm |
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haha dats a good 1! whats the difference between a ford and a hedgehog.......the hedgehogs pricks are on the outside |
| From: |
badassbowtie on May 14, 2005 @ 9:03 pm |
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Good one Keza thanks for the laugh |
| From: |
FORDS SUCK on May 16, 2005 @ 7:16 pm |
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THATS A GOOD ONE . HERE IS ANOTHER ON E WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE IN A
GOLF BALL AND A FORD? YOU CAN DRIVE A GOLF BALL 300 YARDS |
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happy ford owner on May 24, 2005 @ 4:10 pm |
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know what shelly on April 27, you are such a dumb bitch you dont know how to spell know. Its spelled KNOW not now dumb chev slut |
| From: |
GT on July 2, 2005 @ 3:17 am |
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G M C=goddamn motor croaked |
| From: |
HSV2C on November 23, 2005 @ 2:32 pm |
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Love it!!
Happy Ford Owner!! HAHAHA Havent started it yet then?? hehehe |
| From: |
irocz on December 3, 2005 @ 10:27 am |
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idon’t think that a musting GT wouid be able to keep up with my 88 Irocz out there this what chevy needs to do if you being backthe camerobeing back the irocz but mustings
are cool but still a chevy fan all the a way |
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