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NEW FORD JOKES!!!!
Posted by: Keza on April 1, 2005 @ 9:39 pm
F*cked On Race Days.
Fixed Or Repaired Daily.
Factory Orders Rebuild Datsun.
Full Of Rusty Dents.
Fell On River Dead. |
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| From: |
brenny on April 5, 2005 @ 1:24 am |
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just some more
found on retards driveways
found on rubbish dumps
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| From: |
bob on April 5, 2005 @ 1:28 am |
| Comment: |
good joke |
| From: |
FORD MAN on April 13, 2005 @ 4:22 pm |
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FUCK YOU ALL FORDS ROCK |
| From: |
Brittney on April 14, 2005 @ 6:50 am |
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TO: Ford man---the only time a ford rocks, is when you are getting screwed in the ass! |
| From: |
jenny on April 14, 2005 @ 1:54 pm |
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Correction: Fords sink like a rock. |
| From: |
john on April 14, 2005 @ 9:47 pm |
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No the true correction: Chevy like a rock, it just sits there like a rock |
| From: |
tiger on April 15, 2005 @ 1:02 am |
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FORD, Well, AT LEAST THEY CIRCLED THE PROBLEM! |
| From: |
patrick on April 18, 2005 @ 6:31 am |
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all fords are only hen houses or a horny bitch in the back seat |
| From: |
Ripper on April 18, 2005 @ 2:37 pm |
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Best selling trucks 17 years in a row now. Taurus best selling american car for years WHY???? well Americans are not stupid they can tell a better product, well MOST Americans. I REST MY CASE |
| From: |
Hllblly on April 19, 2005 @ 3:37 pm |
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Chevys kick ass the only reason i would own a ford is if so one gave it to me |
| From: |
CHEVY GIRL on April 19, 2005 @ 8:51 pm |
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ok lets get this straight-
we all know that most pick-up trucks are found in the south.
which makes my second point- drive down any road in the south and see how many fords you see compaired to chevys. if you dont have time to do that during the day- just wait for a quiet night and you will probably hear the fords rusting. |
| From: |
chevyman on April 19, 2005 @ 10:16 pm |
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right on chevy girl fordz do f*ckin suck
peacez of shit allwayz brake down
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| From: |
darunt5 on April 20, 2005 @ 2:46 pm |
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chevy bitch, I mean girl. Idid your little expirement the other day and the end result 37ford’s 6chevys haha! |
| From: |
FORD BOY on April 20, 2005 @ 9:09 pm |
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A ford could kick a chevs ass any day...fuck...take a mustang cobra svt 2003....400 hp..160 mph....the only thing that could beat that is another ford...
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FORD BOY on April 20, 2005 @ 9:09 pm |
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A ford could kick a chevs ass any day...fuck...take a mustang cobra svt 2003....400 hp..160 mph....the only thing that could beat that is another ford...
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| From: |
Chevy boy on April 21, 2005 @ 9:31 am |
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fords are the best thing that ever happened to this country |
| From: |
Aussie Holden Fan on April 22, 2005 @ 2:32 am |
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Mate i tell ya’s all what, ford are CRAP!!! They could suck a golf ball through a grden hose. Holden, ur equivelant to Chev, have won our V8 Supercar races since it started! Simply, ford are crap, and every one who disagrees are in a serious case of deinial! My mates got a old holden monaro with a 350 Chev motor in it and mate, it kicks the crap out of any other car. |
| From: |
GoldVL on April 22, 2005 @ 2:39 am |
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Speed Kills....Drive a ford, live forever------ Fords Suck. |
| From: |
Aussie Holden Fan on April 22, 2005 @ 2:40 am |
| Comment: |
Amen bro |
| From: |
Ryan on April 22, 2005 @ 2:44 am |
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I think you should die |
| From: |
Aussie Holden Fan on April 22, 2005 @ 2:46 am |
| Comment: |
Obviously another depressed, disapointed and unsatisfyed ford customer |
| From: |
Dodge Boy on April 22, 2005 @ 10:49 pm |
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f*uck you all dodge is the best (if every care was built ford tough the roads would be a busier place) also ford = fast only rolling downhill.......also why does ford sell a dog with every ford truck they sell???????????????????????? SO THEY HAVE SOMBODY TO WALK HOME WITH ( DODGE IS AWSOME) |
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Aussie Holden Fan on April 23, 2005 @ 7:56 am |
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MAte, no 1 as disin dodges, i reckon there a sweet car. my dream car is a dodge viper rt/10. so b4 u go f**kin everyone, i reckon u should no that no 1 heres said nething bad bout dodges |
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Dodge Boy on April 23, 2005 @ 9:58 am |
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well c i was just saying dodge was better then any other kind of car because i got a dodge rumble bee |
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CHEVY NATION $$ on April 23, 2005 @ 7:10 pm |
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the origin of the side walk can be crdited to ford because they needed to invent a safe place for all the unhappy ford awners to walk home after there crap traps fell apart. whos with me
FORD
Driver Returns On Foot...........now at least they have a safe walk home, after all those break downs that ford owners had, the chevy owners were tired of running over ford owners on there way home |
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darunt5 on April 23, 2005 @ 11:07 pm |
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FUCK CHEVY’S,THEY SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
dodge boy on April 24, 2005 @ 9:11 am |
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GET A DODGE (IT KICKS ASS) |
| From: |
darunt5 on April 24, 2005 @ 11:47 am |
| Comment: |
Dodge is OKAY |
| From: |
ford blows on April 25, 2005 @ 2:56 pm |
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dodge is pretty good...but chevy is better...fords make 1 good car and thats the mustang...chevy makes alot of cars and they are all better than them piece of shit ffords |
| From: |
darunt5 on April 26, 2005 @ 1:06 pm |
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After the 70’s chevy’s cars sucked,and thier trucks have always sucked |
| From: |
Holden Luver on April 27, 2005 @ 3:43 am |
| Comment: |
HOLDENS kick ass every day so u ford luvers better get ready for BARTHURST and see who wins
F=Found
O=On
R=Rubbish
D=Dump
JUST SPELLING IT MAKES ME SICK
HOLDENS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Ted on April 27, 2005 @ 4:01 pm |
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Mustang stands for Masively under sized tires and no go |
| From: |
darunt5 on April 27, 2005 @ 10:21 pm |
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all chevy lovers suck dick |
| From: |
holden gal on April 27, 2005 @ 11:12 pm |
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Piss off darunt5! just cause fords are to crap to have a website u cum crawling
to us hot people! we ant gonna give u ne attention u no u want a holden but it dusnt want u!
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| From: |
darunt5 on April 28, 2005 @ 2:33 pm |
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What the fuck are you talking about,Ican’t understand with all DA Slang.Wannabe wigger BITCH! |
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blowin smoke on May 4, 2005 @ 8:22 pm |
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NO WAY IN HELL I WOULD BE CAUGHT DEAD IN A FORD.... DODGE CUMMINS IS THE ONLY WAY TO GO....
IF YOU ARE POWERSTROKIN IT YOU WILL END UP CUMMIN IN THE END TRUST ME.... |
| From: |
Dodge 4 life on May 5, 2005 @ 1:00 am |
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I would rather be cumin than strokin. so there ford lovers |
| From: |
butthole on May 5, 2005 @ 9:04 am |
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you could also use Fucked on race day |
| From: |
chevy boy on May 5, 2005 @ 12:29 pm |
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hey ford boy fords suck the life out of every thing even the gas tank a ford would go two miles on a 4 mile trip and have to turn back so it would make it to the impound lot |
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chevy boy on May 5, 2005 @ 12:30 pm |
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hey ford boy fords suck the life out of every thing even the gas tank a ford would go two miles on a 4 mile trip and have to turn back so it would make it to the impound lot |
| From: |
chevy boy on May 5, 2005 @ 12:31 pm |
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ha ha you suck ford boy |
| From: |
drewman33 on May 5, 2005 @ 4:39 pm |
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A ford could only win a race againsted a Chevy if it were being towed behind a chevy tow truck. FORD OWNERS LICK BALLS! |
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blowin smoke on May 5, 2005 @ 8:31 pm |
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what the hell is up with u chevy ppl CHEVROLET... Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time.. i mean damn
First i started Strokin then started Cummin all over a Duramax..... chevys sux literall ball sacks so does ford
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Clyde on May 6, 2005 @ 6:05 pm |
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Fucked over rebuilt datsun lol go chevy |
| From: |
bing on May 6, 2005 @ 8:57 pm |
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mustangs suck pushrods |
| From: |
Kat on May 8, 2005 @ 8:26 am |
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Fords can all go rust in hell they prove the saying first is the worst!!! |
| From: |
nate on May 8, 2005 @ 10:58 pm |
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fords rule
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Chevy boys on May 9, 2005 @ 11:52 am |
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Fords Blow my balls!!!!!!!!!ha ha ha |
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FUCK CHEVY on May 9, 2005 @ 5:10 pm |
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SS SUPER SLOW
RS REALLY SLOW
GM GREAT MISTAKE |
| From: |
longbed hemi on May 9, 2005 @ 5:42 pm |
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hey chevy....your allison is a tranny... |
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99 z71 on May 9, 2005 @ 5:44 pm |
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fuck ford in all it’s worth. the only thing they are good for is keeping the wrenches and sockets from rusting |
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fuck chevy on May 10, 2005 @ 10:20 am |
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they can suck my big mustang balls
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fuck chevy on May 10, 2005 @ 10:21 am |
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i can beat a camaro in my my ria rio |
| From: |
Fordluver on May 10, 2005 @ 11:13 am |
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FUCK u all Fords kick ass any day, any time, any where.
BRING IT ON U DICK LICKIN CHEVY LOVERS! |
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wtf on May 10, 2005 @ 4:20 pm |
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im neutral in this convo but what about dodge no ones sayin stuff about them
i dont have a favorite brand but im checkin in everyday to help in my decition
on what truck to buy. lets hear some more statistics.
chevy vs ford vs dodge |
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Aussie - ford fukyeh on May 11, 2005 @ 7:03 am |
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sorry, but can u tell me who is will in the V8 Supercars atm..... AMBROSE..... what does he drive... ummmm.... oh yeh, a FORD!!! heheh |
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Aussie - ford fukyeh on May 11, 2005 @ 7:04 am |
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heh woops...
sorry, but can u tell me who is winning in the V8 Supercars atm..... AMBROSE..... what does he drive... ummmm.... oh yeh, a FORD!!! heheh |
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holden = shit on May 11, 2005 @ 7:12 am |
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FORD PISSES ON HOLDEN
u say ford equals fucked on race day.... too bad it’s first on race day like ’Aussie - ford fukyeh’ said
lol |
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Fordluvver on May 11, 2005 @ 7:13 am |
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Holdens are the biggest piece of Trash i’ve ever seen. The only type of people who buy holdens are dickheads. and GOD THERE ARE A LOT OF DICKHEADS
in this world. How can you be attracted to a car that looks like an extended hyundai excel?! |
| From: |
HoldensRock on May 11, 2005 @ 7:15 am |
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My car is the best. cos i am a stupid ignoramus. I wish everyone drove holdens so they could all be as big as loser as i am. |
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no engine heh on May 11, 2005 @ 7:16 am |
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wtf with holden not even making their own engines.... HEHEEHEHEEHEHEEHH!
WTF
if ur going to pay out ford first ur car should Make their own engine and be able to beat a FORD which does make its own engine.
heheh fukin holden heheh |
| From: |
Randy on May 12, 2005 @ 10:38 am |
| Comment: |
HONDA is the best
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| From: |
Jon on May 13, 2005 @ 9:59 am |
| Comment: |
Fords and Doge suck so much dick |
| From: |
connor on May 13, 2005 @ 8:42 pm |
| Comment: |
fords or the best truck around chevy are carp so are dodges
FORD is the best if anyone has a problem with that talk to me
FORD FORD FORD FORD FORD FORD FORD |
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connor on May 13, 2005 @ 8:44 pm |
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FORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1OR THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
CONNOR on May 13, 2005 @ 8:45 pm |
| Comment: |
BUY A FORD
FORD#1
BUY A FORD |
| From: |
CHEVY ROCKS!! on May 13, 2005 @ 9:29 pm |
| Comment: |
Hey darunt5, a little comment on your expirement, what poor street did you go look at?
The only reason people buy FORDS is because they can’t AFFORD anything else. Like your Poor ASS!!
blah blah blah...about a ford......peace of JunK.......CraP on wheels......Buy yourself a wheel barrow, it would be more useful.
good-bye----ford is the weakest LINK.
The Chevy Rocks........#1 |
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darunt5 on May 13, 2005 @ 9:42 pm |
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Ok laugh at me, i am kinda retarded.
I drove a CHEVY today. It was like Heaven on wheels.
so fuck all you ford luvers. FORDS SUCK!! |
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~J@$ON~ on May 14, 2005 @ 12:06 am |
| Comment: |
F = Found
O = On
R = Road
D = Dead
LMFAO!!!! |
| From: |
rick on May 14, 2005 @ 12:50 am |
| Comment: |
WTF |
| From: |
badassbowtie on May 14, 2005 @ 8:38 pm |
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I’ve owned and built many cars and trucks and trust me GM is the only way to go! As for you Mopar guys, I’ve really got nothing against you. the only thing I can say about ford is they SUCK!!!!! The number one selling truck????....read the fine print assholes!!....Besides I guess Those of us with Chevys just don’t have to replace them as often huh? |
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jeremy on May 16, 2005 @ 10:26 am |
| Comment: |
f- fond
o- on
r- russian
d- dump |
| From: |
dave on May 16, 2005 @ 10:30 am |
| Comment: |
f- fucked
o- over
r- rebelt
d- dodge |
| From: |
josh on May 16, 2005 @ 11:23 pm |
| Comment: |
fords are fucked up crap house fucking cars |
| From: |
josh on May 16, 2005 @ 11:26 pm |
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get a holden now they are fast |
| From: |
coza on May 17, 2005 @ 8:38 pm |
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i would rather push my holden that drive a ford. |
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eat shit bitches on May 19, 2005 @ 1:29 pm |
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FUCK FORDS THAY SUCK ASS GO HONDAS |
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HOLDANGER H8ER on May 19, 2005 @ 6:18 pm |
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WELL FOR ALL I NO IS DAT FORDS FALL APART
HOLDANGERS HOLD TOGETHER
BUT DA ONLY WAY 2 FO FORWARD IS DA POWER OF FORD
AN THERE AINT NO DOUHGT BOUT DAT |
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Tony on May 23, 2005 @ 4:28 pm |
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All you all wish you had the money to buy a toyota. American crap suck |
| From: |
Smart 2 Late on May 24, 2005 @ 1:51 am |
| Comment: |
Fucking Old Rusty Dog |
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james man on May 24, 2005 @ 2:06 pm |
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Found
on
road
dead
is like a rock only moves when you push it |
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james man on May 24, 2005 @ 2:06 pm |
| Comment: |
Found
on
road
dead
is like a rock only moves when you push it |
| From: |
james man on May 24, 2005 @ 2:06 pm |
| Comment: |
Found
on
road
dead
is like a rock only moves when you push it |
| From: |
skaterdood on June 5, 2005 @ 3:33 pm |
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p-poor
o-old
n-niger
t-thincks
i-its
a-a
c-cadilac |
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Rick on June 7, 2005 @ 1:34 am |
| Comment: |
I,m up in The Great White North and Ford just announced a new option A rear bumper with Cup holders and hand warmers for the long push to the shop |
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me on June 12, 2005 @ 1:13 am |
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read your racing history boys,ford made most of it! |
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Ford junkee on June 12, 2005 @ 3:24 am |
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Chevys suck a** and break like pieces of sh** on the road. Take a ford like the 93 crown vic i still have runs well! Take a 93 caprice probably in pieces at the neighborhood junk yard. Fords Rule!!! They are built to last! Chevys are built to crumble fast!!! |
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holden lover on June 17, 2005 @ 7:25 am |
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on the eigth day god created fords to keep dickheads out of holdens
HOLDENDENS KICK ASS |
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GT on July 2, 2005 @ 3:13 am |
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Chevy girl the only reason you see more chevy trucks in the south is cuz most hillbillys are poor and thats the cheapest car or truck they can get...chevy is for rednecks with no brains and for dumbasses like the rest of the chevy ppl...seminole wind your pickup will own all fords???? ok sure whatever what does that junk run in a 1/4 mile?? dude i would race you anytime.. i have a 2005 gt mustang with 4:30 gears jba long pipe headers jba off road H pipe jba mufflers..umm a procharger supercharge. diablo sport chip,.. and you will own all fords?? and you only got 350hp? and only 4:11 gear? HAHAHA WHAT A JOKE...dude if ya ever in michigan ill race ya.. |
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FORD GT500 on July 2, 2005 @ 4:29 pm |
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CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
CHEVROLET -Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
CHEVROLET -Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering
Techniques
DODGE -Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere
DODGE -Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
BMW -Brutal Money Waster
GMC -Gotta Mechanic coming
HONDA -History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
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CRJ on August 23, 2005 @ 10:56 pm |
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I prefer chevy...shits cheaper and you make alot more power for the money......only thing good on a ford is a 9 inch
SS Chevy for life bitch |
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RAGE on September 20, 2005 @ 8:54 pm |
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ALL YOU FORD LOVERS NEED JESUS!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Troy on October 12, 2005 @ 9:30 pm |
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No i would haft to say the ford nine ich diff is the only thing that is good on a ford
but any way gooooooooooooooo Ambros |
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z71lover on October 15, 2005 @ 12:02 pm |
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no one can diss on chevy because to be cummin and to be cummin you have to be strokin and to be strokin you have to be HARD AS A ROCK. |
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chevyrocks on October 16, 2005 @ 1:11 pm |
| Comment: |
F. found O. on R. road D. dead |
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LUCKY on October 29, 2005 @ 4:15 pm |
| Comment: |
IF YOU OWN A DOGE IM PASENTLY WAITING FOR YOUR MOTER N TRANS TO GO
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| From: |
ZZ on November 21, 2005 @ 11:04 pm |
| Comment: |
Obviously people who drive a Ford are only practicing for the day they get a chance to climb up behind the wheel of a chevy....don’t worry some day you’ll
get up there!..actually probly not Ford owners are too stupid...they did buy a Ford to begin with. |
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matt on November 25, 2005 @ 11:01 pm |
| Comment: |
whats a holden please tell me |
| From: |
Sasquatch on December 5, 2005 @ 8:16 pm |
| Comment: |
ford spelled backwards means driver returns on foot.... and that is some true shit... I work on cars all the time and i have never seen some of the pices of shit that ford does to there shit... They dont run right, look ugly and are put together cheaply... |
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