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Ford Sux Ass
Posted by: Zack on May 29, 2005 @ 4:54 pm

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All of those Ford lovers out there are always using the comeback F.irst O.n R.ace D.ay, but I have a comeback to that. ford is first on race day because a Chevy towtruck pulled it there. It might not be that good of a comeback but it’s a comeback all the same.

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From: dominick on May 30, 2005 @ 10:26 pm
Comment: yea that is right ford F.found O.on R.road D.dead, F.fix O.only R.repair D. daily

From: mystery on June 1, 2005 @ 11:52 pm
Comment: freaked out retarted dodge

From: 5.0 on June 10, 2005 @ 11:24 pm
Comment: LOL THATS OK MOST OF GM WORKERS ARE LOSING THERE JOBS FROM LAY OFFS. LETS SEE WHAT THEY MAKE NEXT... AND YOU SEE MANILY RECALLS ON GM’S......SO LETS SEE WHAT OL SHITY CHEV DOES NEXT :)

From: GT on June 11, 2005 @ 4:40 pm
Comment: ya really.. GM aint making shit.thats why they losing all there workers. and thats why you so more FORDS OWNING THE ROAD!!!!

From: MustangSMoker on June 17, 2005 @ 9:16 pm
Comment: The only thing I don’t like about Ford is they seem to always circle their problems.

From: hah on June 19, 2005 @ 12:23 am
Comment: Buy a Ford and you buy the best. Drive the first mile and walk the rest.

From: GT500 on July 2, 2005 @ 2:44 am
Comment: cyrus it’s already beatin by the new ford gt 40...dumbass lol...

From: GT on July 2, 2005 @ 4:09 pm
Comment: G M C=goddamn motor croaked

From: Chevylover on July 5, 2005 @ 8:04 pm
Comment: to you first on race day...they may be the first ones there but they finish last...ya know what i m saying?

From: BLUE OVAL on August 5, 2005 @ 2:07 pm
Comment: H eap
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L eaks
D eafening
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F or
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D rivers.

From: ford_sweetheart on August 25, 2005 @ 6:42 pm
Comment: hey watta up... F.ucking O.wner R.eally D.umb

From: sum1 with a ford! on September 2, 2005 @ 2:47 pm
Comment: Yeah Yeah Yeah.....we have heard all the ford jokes already!!!! GET SUM NEW ONES!!! by
the way the "only comebacks you get about ford are first on race day and for only real
drivers" WELL HERES ONE FOR YA!!!
FORD=FUCKIN OUT RUNS DODGE!!!!!

From: hahaah go fords on September 23, 2005 @ 5:58 pm
Comment: yeah ill give you that for man, a ford might beat a dodge but they both would break down and the chevy would barely break a sweet passing them both behind

From: carlee on September 29, 2005 @ 6:32 pm
Comment: FORDS FUCKIN SUCK......

From: Scotty on October 10, 2005 @ 1:56 pm
Comment: lol funny

   
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