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U.S.A. Debt Consolidation



shit on wheels
Posted by: fords suk on September 3, 2005 @ 8:27 pm

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god created shit,
and ford put wheels on it


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From: darius on September 6, 2005 @ 4:18 pm
Comment: ford is the best truck you can buy that joke is’t funny

From: DEVESTATOR on September 14, 2005 @ 11:18 pm
Comment: ONLY WEINERS WHO CANT HANDLE POWER DRIVE FORD AND DODGE......A REAL MAN WILL DRIVE A CHEVROLET

From: DEVESTATOR on September 14, 2005 @ 11:18 pm
Comment: WHAT DOES A MUSTANG AND A TAMPON HAVE IN COMMON.....EVERY PUSSY NEEDS ONE

From: yo moma on September 14, 2005 @ 11:18 pm
Comment: fords suck so much they sould take hookers places.

From: Built Ford Tough* on September 14, 2005 @ 11:19 pm
Comment: thats creative...you have wheels?

From: FUCK YOU on September 14, 2005 @ 11:19 pm
Comment: I HAVE OWNED AT LEAST TWO OF EVERY AMERICAN MADE TRUCK,...BE IT JEEP, INTERNATIONAL, CHEVY, DODGE, GME ( YEAH...IT’S STILL A CHEVY)..EXCEPT FOR ONE; FORD. I’VE OWNED FIVE OF THEM. WHY? CUZZ THEY’RE BETTER THAN ALL THE OTHERS COMBINED. THEY’RE PARTS ARE HEAVIER, THEIR ENGINES ARE ACTUALLY MADE FOR A TRUCK AND NOT A CAR ( HELLO.....CHEVY CHIT HEADS?.....DID YOU HEAR THAT???) I’VE NOTICED ONE THING ABOUT FORD OWNERS; THEY DONT HAVE TO PUT STICKERS WITH CALVIN PISSING ON ANY OTHER TRUCK. WE KNOW WE GOT THE BEST, YOU ALL HAVE TO CATCH UP SOONER OR LATER, AND TO MAKE FUN OF YOU CHEVY OWNERS NOW IS A LOT LIKE CHILD ABUSE. ’SLAPPIN A RED H EAD STEP CHILD. YOU KINDA FEEL SORRY FOR THE STUPID LITTLE BASTARD, BUT YOU JUST HOPE THAT TIME AND COMMON SENSE WILL EVENTUALLY TAKE OVER. YOU HOPE. SOME IDIOTS ARE BONE-DEEP.
LIKE THE ASSHOLE THAT WROTE THAT LAME-ASSED JOKE. FUCK YOU.

From: cameron on September 16, 2005 @ 5:38 pm
Comment: I think the author before me needs to go & get some anger management counseling - it’s only a joke ya know!!

From: Who wants to know!!! on September 29, 2005 @ 3:35 pm
Comment: I HATE FORDS!!!! THERE SHIT!!! YAY!!!

From: Carlee on September 29, 2005 @ 6:32 pm
Comment: Don’t stroke it, RAM IT

From: Freakin Hate Fords on September 29, 2005 @ 6:32 pm
Comment: I would rather push a Chevy, then drive a Ford

From: 5.0L 67 mustang on October 5, 2005 @ 4:09 pm
Comment: good luk pushin that piece o heavy shit chev

From: dooshey on October 5, 2005 @ 11:21 pm
Comment: it sounds like theres a reason you have owned 5 ford trucks, i have had the same chevy truck for 26 years, and i have never had any major problems why?? cause i take care of it, all cars and trucks suck if you dont take care them, i dont care who makes them. the only thing i will say about fords is they put some cheap ass parts on them and thats why they sell those weak ass f150’s and mustangs for so damn cheap. but i guess thats why you see so many of them. so everybody should be proud of the car or truck they own as long as they take care of it and it runs great, other than that you vehicle is a piece of shit because of you

From: rob on October 5, 2005 @ 11:21 pm
Comment: ever see the ford truck comercial it says its a light duty pickup. and chevy gmc dodge are heavy duty pick up, ford needs 3 trucks to keep up with chevy gmc and dodge

From: Scott on October 6, 2005 @ 9:14 pm
Comment: 98% of Fords are still on the road. The other 2% made it home.

From: jess on October 11, 2005 @ 3:24 pm
Comment: to FUCK YOU on September 14, 2005 @ 11:19 pm
if fords are sooooooo great then how come the absoluteley suck in the v8 supercar championship ( v8 supercars are the Australian version of nascars) and at bathurst the 1000km (621.37miles) holden won the championship 7 times ford 5 but.at bathurst ford only one 15compared to holdens 25. and the king of the mountain (mt panorama where bathurst is) is ledgendary peter brock a HOLDEN driver he one it 3 times in a row most times ever is 9 which he holds the record for. the most one ford driver has one is 4
ford are looooosers

From: Chevy Lover on October 14, 2005 @ 4:11 pm
Comment: Your know why theres not any fords in repair shops it because they arent worth getting worked on thier left on the side of the road

From: chevy on October 16, 2005 @ 10:06 pm
Comment: sry ford boys but chevys are the shit go out to a car show and look in any ford coupe and i got money saying there will prly be a chevy small block sitting in there with some ford valve covers on that lmao

From: Travis on November 15, 2005 @ 9:52 pm
Comment: Well I had owned a Chevy And let me tell you something, they have the biggest balls out of a Ford,Dodge you name it, and when you see us get stuck well its cause were not scered know what I mean.

From: james on novemer 16 on November 17, 2005 @ 8:26 pm
Comment: Dodge kills all trucks!! Dudes Often Drive Ghetto Equipment

From: sexy babe on November 25, 2005 @ 11:00 pm
Comment: fords are never first on racing day they are allways found on rubbish dumps

From: stevo on November 30, 2005 @ 8:13 pm
Comment: If Fords are so great how come you had to have 5 of them when if you went Chevy you only need 1 or 2 : )

From: jaks on December 3, 2005 @ 10:27 am
Comment: YOu need 2 make up a dodge one because they realy suck

From: Jacob on December 9, 2005 @ 6:48 pm
Comment: To every Chevy guy out there, they stopped making Camaro’s. Why? Because no one bought them. They suck. Still General Motors/Chevrolet has to have two different models of the same truck and still FORD outsold both of them... for 25 years. Like the man said, we don’t have to brag we know we own the best.

   
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