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U.S.A. Debt Consolidation



F.O.R.D.’s
Posted by: ThA wIkId FuZz on October 11, 2005 @ 8:17 pm

Go Back

Flipped
Over
Reservation
Decoration

Fuck’d
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge

Read it backwards..

Foot
On
Rerturns
Driver


Add your own comment

From: funny man on October 13, 2005 @ 2:30 pm
Comment: what about "fucked on race day"
"found on rubbish dumps"

From: CHEVY!! on October 13, 2005 @ 2:30 pm
Comment: Only thing Ford ever did right was circle the problem

From: JOE on October 14, 2005 @ 4:11 pm
Comment: Fast Only Rolling Downhill

AND BACKWARDS IT SPELLS

Dumb Retards Own Fords

From: Bubba on October 17, 2005 @ 8:14 pm
Comment: Found on Reservation Dump.

From: Holden fan on October 17, 2005 @ 8:14 pm
Comment: what about Fords Only Run Downhills, or Fixed Or Repeared Daily

From: Jeff on October 19, 2005 @ 4:31 pm
Comment: what about for only retarded drivers

From: paige on October 22, 2005 @ 3:53 pm
Comment: First On Repair Dolly

From: real cowgirl on October 26, 2005 @ 3:26 pm
Comment: fuck u what about first on race day?
RIDE IT, ROPE IT, POWERSTROKE IT

From: chevy sucks on October 30, 2005 @ 1:42 pm
Comment: cheap
hindu
escape
vehicle

poor
old
nigger
thinks
it’s
a
cadalac

Can
Hear
Every
Valve
Rap
On
Long
Extended
Trips

Cheap,
Hardly
Efficient,
Virtually
Runs
On
Luck
Every
Time

Cracked
Heads,
Every
Valve
Rattles,
Oil
Leaks
Every
Time

Constantly
Having
Every
Vehicle
Recalled
Over
Lousy
Engineering
Techniques


Virtually
Worthless

Can’t
America
Make
A
Real
One?


From: guy who htes fords on November 5, 2005 @ 10:50 pm
Comment: Found
On
Roadside
Dead

From: FORDS SUCK on November 7, 2005 @ 7:39 pm
Comment: Forget
Out
Running
Dale

From: dick on November 15, 2005 @ 9:52 pm
Comment: ford are gay
fucking
old recycled dodge

From: Holty on November 15, 2005 @ 9:52 pm
Comment: legend!!!

From: winner on November 21, 2005 @ 11:03 pm
Comment: i would take a ford over a chevy anyday because ford is the best

From: ford suck on November 22, 2005 @ 5:58 pm
Comment: Fucked
Old
Rusty
Doors

From: chaevyguy on November 28, 2005 @ 5:16 pm
Comment: FOUND
ON
ROAD
DEAD

From: CHEVYBOY on November 28, 2005 @ 5:16 pm
Comment: FIX
OR
REPAIR
DAILY

From: FORD SUCKS on November 30, 2005 @ 8:13 pm
Comment: ford sucks so bad that is why they make so many and that is why there are so many mehcanics and garages

From: funny on December 5, 2005 @ 8:15 pm
Comment: Cases
Having
Every
Vehicle
Rolled
Over
on
Little
Entangled
Trails

From: Ferrari on December 5, 2005 @ 8:16 pm
Comment: Fords and Chebbies are for the poor working class dropouts and the CIA (Criminally Illegal Aliens). They’re good for the poor and border jumpers, that’s all you steenking welfare grubbers can buy with what little dollars you get.but lets face it...They’re both manufacturers of pieces of crapola. These companies are more interested in how you finance (GMAC and the Ford Motor Credit Corp.)

Why don’t you all drive what you can afford.....like a Vespa scooters or a bicycles?
You sheep, cause that’s what you are, you know.......Sheep! buy "The Cream of the Crap"
and then argue about who’s crap smells better........I think you should all go back to school and get your GEDs and stop drinking and smoking leaf and get jobs that will allow you all to get some decent rides.

Say this site isn’t supposed to be a takeoff on "The Blue Collar Show" is it?
and by the way ..do you all live in the same trailer park and are you all related?

From: Jake on December 9, 2005 @ 6:48 pm
Comment: Hey Ferrari guy, what make and year is your farrari?

From: jubes to ferrariprik on December 9, 2005 @ 6:49 pm
Comment: fuck you man why are you typing on your computer if you got a ferrari . you stupid prick . Us welfare grubbers actually work for our life. i hope my $500 heap of shit pickup hits you because i’ll just drive away ... email me if you wanna lend me your car

From: Fuck Fords! on December 9, 2005 @ 6:49 pm
Comment: Fuckin
Owner
Really
Dumb

Friends Dont Let
Friends Drive Fords.

Ford Mistakes are the worst ford out there. Next time you see one point and laugh at it.

   
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