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what ford stands for
Posted by: eric catanach on March 4, 2004 @ 4:28 pm
what does ford stand for:
Fix
Or
Repair
Daily |
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| From: |
Kevin on March 22, 2004 @ 6:36 pm |
| Comment: |
First
On
Race
Day |
| From: |
Someone else on March 22, 2004 @ 6:42 pm |
| Comment: |
FPV (Ford Performance Vehicles) really stands for:
Fucked Performance Vehicles |
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Someone else on March 22, 2004 @ 6:43 pm |
| Comment: |
FPV (Ford Performance Vehicles) really stands for:
Fucked Performance Vehicles |
| From: |
jeff on March 23, 2004 @ 6:24 pm |
| Comment: |
ford stands for
frikin
owner
really
dumb |
| From: |
jeff on March 23, 2004 @ 6:25 pm |
| Comment: |
ford suck
found
on
road
dead |
| From: |
azz on March 24, 2004 @ 9:08 pm |
| Comment: |
FPV stands for Ford Poofter Vehicle |
| From: |
azz on March 24, 2004 @ 9:09 pm |
| Comment: |
found
on
rubbish
dump |
| From: |
Mark on March 25, 2004 @ 1:12 pm |
| Comment: |
If u have a joke, submit it like the other normal people |
| From: |
JAY&JAY on March 30, 2004 @ 12:58 am |
| Comment: |
SUBMIT YOUR SHIT LIKE MARK SAID |
| From: |
orson on March 31, 2004 @ 5:57 pm |
| Comment: |
Frikin
Okies
Really
Dig-um |
| From: |
JAY&JAY on April 1, 2004 @ 4:18 am |
| Comment: |
FORD BACKWARDS STANDS FOR:
DUMB
RETARDED
OR JUST
FUCKED |
| From: |
rob on April 10, 2004 @ 6:46 pm |
| Comment: |
Ford stands for...
Fucker Only Rolls Downhill
Fancy Oil Recycling Device
Found On Rubbish Dump
Fucked Over Road Disaster
Fucked Over Redone Dodge
First On Recall Day
Fucked On Race Day
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
First On Rust and Deterioration
Frequently Overhauled, Rarely Driven
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
and backwards, DROF (FORD) is...
Driver Returns On Foot |
| From: |
JAY&JAY on April 19, 2004 @ 2:17 am |
| Comment: |
F-O-R-D - FLIPPS OVER ROLLING DOWN.
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| From: |
EM!LY on May 4, 2004 @ 5:25 pm |
| Comment: |
i think brandon is right on this one.....sounds about right to me |
| From: |
chris on May 14, 2004 @ 6:25 pm |
| Comment: |
i think brandon may be retarted good spelling buddy |
| From: |
chris on May 14, 2004 @ 6:49 pm |
| Comment: |
i think brandon may be retarted good spelling buddy |
| From: |
Darick on May 17, 2004 @ 9:54 pm |
| Comment: |
Ford haha that is a joke right what in the last 20 years has been worth a fuck that ford has built uh nothing piece’s of shit i mean come on now they dont even make the 302 or 351 anymore what the fuck is that ford ha FUCK FORD |
| From: |
Lesley on May 28, 2004 @ 7:16 pm |
| Comment: |
Flip
Over
Read
Directions |
| From: |
Mariah on June 21, 2004 @ 12:17 am |
| Comment: |
Found On Road Daily... lol thats what is stands for! |
| From: |
blin on June 25, 2004 @ 6:26 pm |
| Comment: |
Fords suck |
| From: |
redcobra97 on June 26, 2004 @ 10:10 pm |
| Comment: |
CHEVROLET STANDS FOR:
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques |
| From: |
IDB_Chops on June 27, 2004 @ 9:57 pm |
| Comment: |
Ford = Fucked Over Reconditioned Dodge |
| From: |
*ashley* on July 2, 2004 @ 1:18 am |
| Comment: |
well..yall all suck! fords are tha best!!
F.uck
O.ther
R.oad
D.ealers |
| From: |
lil_bocephus2001 on July 8, 2004 @ 11:03 am |
| Comment: |
Ford Stands 4:
F.ast
O.nly
R.olling
D.ownhill |
| From: |
lil_bocephus2001 on July 8, 2004 @ 11:06 am |
| Comment: |
Chevrolet Stands 4:
C.lutch
H.angs
E.very
V.alve
R.attles
O.il
L.eaks
E.very
T.hursday |
| From: |
lil_bocephus2001 on July 8, 2004 @ 11:09 am |
| Comment: |
I think Chevies are the best....No other truck could stand a chance
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| From: |
lil_bocephus2001 on July 8, 2004 @ 11:11 am |
| Comment: |
Dodge stands 4:
D.ucked
O.r
D.odged
G.eese
E.veryday |
| From: |
Frank Black on July 14, 2004 @ 6:51 pm |
| Comment: |
F ords
O ut
R un
D odges |
| From: |
doug on September 3, 2004 @ 7:05 am |
| Comment: |
ford is cool,
people that drive holdens
are usless man, |
| From: |
Jamal on September 9, 2004 @ 7:09 am |
| Comment: |
fords rule holden sucks who ever drives them they fucking suc
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| From: |
Josh on September 9, 2004 @ 5:04 pm |
| Comment: |
Fords suck no ford or any other truck can out beat a Chevy NOBODY can name one thing that ford can do that a chevy cannot PS chevy can do a hell of a lot more |
| From: |
gearhead on September 19, 2004 @ 3:24 pm |
| Comment: |
Built Ford tough is just marketing lingo. STAY AWAY FROM F-SERIES [TRUCKS?]. |
| From: |
Morgsta on October 26, 2004 @ 8:26 am |
| Comment: |
Ford really stands for
First
On
Race
Day
so fuck all the holden supporters |
| From: |
Jim on January 14, 2005 @ 8:31 pm |
| Comment: |
For
Old
Retarded
Drivers |
| From: |
Dawg on January 14, 2005 @ 8:33 pm |
| Comment: |
Who ever thinks for stands for first on race day cant afford a real car
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| From: |
Peter Motyka on February 3, 2005 @ 12:15 pm |
| Comment: |
My wife HAD a 2000 focus. The transmission shit the bed. We’re going to donate it and cut our losses. Ford stands for;
Figure
On
Rapid
Depreciation
We’ll never own a F!@#%&* ford again |
| From: |
Chris on February 16, 2005 @ 10:45 pm |
| Comment: |
LOL THIS HAS TO BE TO COOLEST PAGE I’VE EVER SEEN!!!
CHEVROLET FOR LIFE!!! |
| From: |
bob on February 17, 2005 @ 9:33 pm |
| Comment: |
if chevys are so tough why do they have to use a isuzu diesel, they have been through more diesel engines, ford has had powerstroke for many years cummins is pretty badass but the rest of the truck sucks
ford invented the truck |
| From: |
bob on February 17, 2005 @ 9:33 pm |
| Comment: |
if chevys are so tough why do they have to use a isuzu diesel, they have been through more diesel engines, ford has had powerstroke for many years cummins is pretty badass but the rest of the truck sucks
ford invented the truck |
| From: |
Andy on February 18, 2005 @ 9:23 pm |
| Comment: |
CHEVEROLET- Can Hear Every Valve in Engine Rattle On Long Extended Trips |
| From: |
Dave on February 22, 2005 @ 7:06 pm |
| Comment: |
Oh man these are hilarious.....
Lets throw in a Jeep.....
Just
Empty
Every
Pocket
Btw, those that dont like Chevy havent had to make a used transmission fit - Camaro, just about any GM transmission fits .... Mustang - enjoy the 1500+ tranny shop bill.
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| From: |
sean on February 28, 2005 @ 5:26 pm |
| Comment: |
ford stands for
FOUND
ON
REDNACK
DRIVEWAY
y own a chevy they are weak , they breakdown alot . they can never stand a ford when it come to pulling |
| From: |
FORD is GOD on March 16, 2005 @ 7:35 am |
| Comment: |
HOLDEN STANDS 4 |
| From: |
jess on March 31, 2005 @ 9:57 pm |
| Comment: |
ya’ll are just plain dumb! I am a woman mechanic and until you can tell me that you didnt beat on or the owner before didnt beat on your trucks then why say dumb shit. The driver has to do something to it to make it run like shit! trust me..I know!!! |
| From: |
Rick on June 7, 2005 @ 7:14 pm |
| Comment: |
It doesn,t matter what you all say when it comes down to it the Chev will ALWAYS rule Fords are crushed as fast as they come into Salvage yards Why you ask Well Let me Tell you why They have been recycled so many times it,s not funny I am a mechanic and have found that the only parts you can find are from the Weekend wrecks other than that they crush them And your,s will be there soon But GM A well known commodity Is what is to be had So to tell you that Ford owners are fucked any way they can fuck ya they will A 50.00 tail light in the junk yard Is 35.00 brand new Go figure |
| From: |
cr4zee_d on July 28, 2005 @ 3:08 pm |
| Comment: |
ive had 2 fords in 15 years with hardly any work needed to keep ’em on the road. if ya wanna know how they’ve lasted so long its simple.................its how ya drive ’em dumbass |
| From: |
simian on July 28, 2005 @ 3:08 pm |
| Comment: |
ford stands fer Fucked Over Real Drivers |
| From: |
JaMiE on September 8, 2005 @ 10:37 pm |
| Comment: |
FORD, For Only Redneck Drivers...Rednecks are the only ones that dont care what they drive as long as it runs...... |
| From: |
Tyrus on September 14, 2005 @ 11:19 pm |
| Comment: |
ford backwords is:
Drivers
Return
On
Foot |
| From: |
SURE on November 13, 2005 @ 11:16 pm |
| Comment: |
HENRY FORD...RING A BELL.....WHERE WOULD CHEVY OR ANY OTHER VEHICLE BE TODAY IF IT WASN’T FOR A FORD..... |
| From: |
Dennis on November 21, 2005 @ 11:04 pm |
| Comment: |
Henry Ford is the Pioneer of the vehicle, FORD RULES.
"CHEVY LIKE A ROCK" CUZ IT NEVER MOVES! |
| From: |
Mike on December 3, 2005 @ 10:27 am |
| Comment: |
Full Of Rust and Dings |
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