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FORD STANDS FOR
Posted by: UDHP on March 25, 2004 @ 2:14 am
FORD
FOUND
ON
ROAD
DEAD
FOR
OWNER
READ
DIRECTIONS
FUCKED
OVER
RUIN
DISASTER
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| From: |
Larry on March 30, 2004 @ 3:26 pm |
| Comment: |
Fix Or Repair Daily & Fuckin ’Ol Rebuilt Dodge |
| From: |
rob on April 10, 2004 @ 6:44 pm |
| Comment: |
Ford stands for...
Fucker Only Rolls Downhill
Fancy Oil Recycling Device
Found On Rubbish Dump
Fucked Over Road Disaster
Fucked Over Redone Dodge
First On Recall Day
Fucked On Race Day
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
First On Rust and Deterioration
Frequently Overhauled, Rarely Driven
Fast Only Rolling Downhill |
| From: |
jay&jay on April 14, 2004 @ 9:21 pm |
| Comment: |
fucking
owner
runs a longer
distance |
| From: |
JAY&JAY on April 17, 2004 @ 4:54 am |
| Comment: |
FUCKIN OIL RUNNING DOWN
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| From: |
BRANDON on April 23, 2004 @ 2:48 pm |
| Comment: |
CHEVYS ALL THE WAY BABY! I MAY ONLY BE 15 BUT I KNOW ENOUGH TO SAY FUCK! I CAN MAKE A FORD A PIECE OF TIN A PIECE OF BOARD, NAIL IT TOGETHER AND PRESTO YOU GOT A FORD!! |
| From: |
Candice on April 23, 2004 @ 6:49 pm |
| Comment: |
FORDS SUCK!!! CHEVYS FOR LIFE |
| From: |
chevyboy on April 29, 2004 @ 9:26 pm |
| Comment: |
ford=you spend more time under it than the truck spends under you. |
| From: |
EM!LY on May 4, 2004 @ 5:15 pm |
| Comment: |
FORDS SUCK !!! CHEVYS ALL THE WAY BABY!!! but not just a chevy...its gotta be a CHEVY TRUCK!!!!!
You know how they could improve the new ford f150s.......put a CHEVY MOTOR IN EM!!! |
| From: |
PHYUZIN on May 5, 2004 @ 5:51 pm |
| Comment: |
As a Corvette Stingray owner, i get in alot of arguments over Fords and Chevys, so thanx guys for the new ammo to unload on the LOUSY BRAINWASHED JERKS WHO OWN FORDS!!! |
| From: |
jtrob on May 9, 2004 @ 8:40 pm |
| Comment: |
Flipped over russian dunebuggy fire on drivers door |
| From: |
Andy Johnson on May 13, 2004 @ 6:53 am |
| Comment: |
F.O.R.D....Failure Of Research & Development !!!!!!!! |
| From: |
jafar on May 16, 2004 @ 11:21 am |
| Comment: |
I’d rather push a ford uphill than be caught dead in a chevy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
ford rule on May 18, 2004 @ 10:32 pm |
| Comment: |
i agree with jafar
first on race day
fuckin out raced dodge |
| From: |
fordman on June 2, 2004 @ 11:50 am |
| Comment: |
well yea i have to agree with jafar fords are the bomb they will tear the fuck out of any chevey any day i love my truck 2003 f350 so to all u chevey fans FUCK YOU |
| From: |
fordman on June 2, 2004 @ 11:55 am |
| Comment: |
The great thing is that you are a fucking dumbass who has probably never worked on a chevy or a ford now we could look at the numbers ford trucks have been the best selling truck on the market from the beginnig. Economics dont lie millions of people wouldnt buy them if they were shit. now there is know way in hell that you could put your pinky through the dash unless it is increadby stong from all the time it spends up your ass. What trucks do you see at almost every job sight FORD because they can handle a load chevys may be pretty but trucks arent supposed to be pretty the only thing chevys are used for are droped mexi rides rollin on 22s what the fuck kind of truck is that.
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| From: |
leon on June 6, 2004 @ 12:38 am |
| Comment: |
Ford
Owners
Route
Dogs |
| From: |
bindi on June 24, 2004 @ 2:03 am |
| Comment: |
ford backwards=
Driver
Returns
On
Foot |
| From: |
belinda on June 24, 2004 @ 2:07 am |
| Comment: |
Ford suck |
| From: |
cody houillon on June 24, 2004 @ 7:46 pm |
| Comment: |
fords are not good |
| From: |
jp on July 1, 2004 @ 3:44 pm |
| Comment: |
Complete automatic transmission overhaul at 42,000 miles on my Ford Expedition!!!! PEICE OF CRAP!! Should have stuck with my daddy’s life long example: CHEVY!!!! It only takes owning a Ford peice of junk once to make you a Chevy owner for life:
Fails
Often
Repair
Daily |
| From: |
ford400m2004 on July 7, 2004 @ 2:08 pm |
| Comment: |
Chevys fuckin suc look at the specs on ford looks like they got the best in everything hmm think about that one you dicks ford= found off road dominating yea thats right u fuck ups and chevy never took the fastest truck award ever dodge just took it and ford got pissed and made a better lightning u all r a bunch of fuck ups so go work on your shitmobiles (aka chevys) in case your all to think headed to relizxe that yet so save yourself time and money and buy urself all a ford.. |
| From: |
lil_bocephus2001 on July 7, 2004 @ 4:56 pm |
| Comment: |
Hummer stands for
hung
under
my
mothers
entire
rover
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| From: |
lil_bocephus2001 on July 7, 2004 @ 5:00 pm |
| Comment: |
Pinto stands 4:
P.imples
I.nterfering with yo
N.anas
T.itties
O.ver&Over
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| From: |
fords rule1329 on July 20, 2004 @ 12:06 am |
| Comment: |
ford= for only real drivers |
| From: |
brandon on July 24, 2004 @ 6:57 pm |
| Comment: |
the only time i have road in a ford is when it broke down and we had to roll it down the hill
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| From: |
*CHEVY GURL* on August 17, 2004 @ 1:00 pm |
| Comment: |
HEY FORDMAN next time you try to spell chevy DO IT RIGHT
CHEVY |
| From: |
CHEVYBiTCH on September 14, 2004 @ 4:31 pm |
| Comment: |
Fords Fuckin SUCK ASS! and dont y’al ever TRY to deny it! Me and My boyfriend LOVE chevy’s... Wouldnt have ANY OTHER WAY! and Fordman.. u go onto any other site Chevy Vs. Ford.. they will tell you that chevys can kick YOUR fuckin ford’s ass anyday of the week! better everything asshole. Save your money honey.. you’re guan need it for your Repairs.. chevys are built heavy. FORD - FAT OLD RETARDED DRIVERS! yeah thats right.. but who knows.. maybe you are fat adn old.. adn you ahve NOTHING better to do ehy? yea yea!
CHEVYS ROCK AND YALL FUCKIN KNOW IT! HELL YEA! |
| From: |
chevyblows on September 16, 2004 @ 9:04 pm |
| Comment: |
I hear on the new Chevies, they’re offering a heated tail gate option for when you have to push it in the winter. Chevy just blows ass in general. Nothing but a bunch of inbred hicks with an IQ less than 60 buy chevy products. |
| From: |
chevy girl on October 3, 2004 @ 9:31 pm |
| Comment: |
am only 15 and i know that chevy will kick fords ass FORD SUCKS CHEVY FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
Hemi_lover on October 6, 2004 @ 9:38 pm |
| Comment: |
Sup all. I am big fan of Muscle Cars. Ford really not a challenge. I raced a Gt Mustang SuperCharged on my Challenger hemi stock... Smoked him badly. |
| From: |
Br!tt4ny on October 7, 2004 @ 6:51 pm |
| Comment: |
Listen, I prolly know more about this argument...I used to own a chevy, but about a week after it was paid for it blew up...meaning the engine..Now, I drive a FORD MUSTANG! IT is the best car and has worked for quite some time now. ( almost 8 years now!) |
| From: |
scott on October 16, 2004 @ 10:28 pm |
| Comment: |
ha ha...u got a rustang.....what a peice |
| From: |
someone on October 21, 2004 @ 4:41 am |
| Comment: |
The reason Ford’s are so popular is that most people are idiots. They buy one, it is junk that needs constant repair, and they turn around and buy another one!
I think Americans LIKE crappy cars! They are fat and stupid. |
| From: |
scott on October 21, 2004 @ 3:47 pm |
| Comment: |
i’m and american and i may be fat but people from your country are ungly and we can loose weight.......you’ll still be ugly |
| From: |
scott on October 21, 2004 @ 3:48 pm |
| Comment: |
did i also mention that we cant spell ugly.....so u got the stupid right |
| From: |
xtreme_chevy_chick on October 22, 2004 @ 9:45 am |
| Comment: |
i hate all Fords im a true chevy chick and will be for life!! i love the CHEVY s-10 and i always will. my Denali will crush any ford any day!!!! BITE ME FORD BOY REAL MEN DRIVE CHEVY!!!!! |
| From: |
Blueberry on October 30, 2004 @ 12:11 pm |
| Comment: |
Chevys sucks FORDS Big Dicks. |
| From: |
CHEVY BABY! on November 1, 2004 @ 8:28 pm |
| Comment: |
hey u bitches! ne of ya’ll dissin chevy deserves my boots up ur fuckin ass! my dads semi was stuck in our backyard...and we have a chevy 4x4 and my uncles fx4 and we tried the ford first and noting happen...started up the chevy and FUCK the semi was outta there! so kiss my ass and piss on fords.........BIG BOWTIE!~!!!!! hell ya!!!!! |
| From: |
Lara on November 17, 2004 @ 12:06 am |
| Comment: |
chevys suck....bad..fords all the way best seller kinda obvious whos better ppl dont buy wat they dont like |
| From: |
ChevyDUde on November 19, 2004 @ 8:29 pm |
| Comment: |
FUCK FORD!!! anyone who even thinks about buying a ford deserves to have their brains ripped out of thier stupid ass’s.
stupid ford bitches
CHEVy... like a rock BiOOOtch |
| From: |
CHEVY LUVIN GIRL on November 22, 2004 @ 5:38 pm |
| Comment: |
Chevy rocks! No doubt about it!
I got some meanings about worlds worst truck!
FORD!!!!!!!
Ford=For our retarded daughter
For our retarded drivers
For only retarded drivers |
| From: |
SMARTCHICK on November 22, 2004 @ 8:44 pm |
| Comment: |
COME ON Ford fans......you know that chevy’s are the best. Stop trying to deny it.....you’re only making yourself look stupid. Here recently i have adopted a new hobby.....sitting out on my porch on quiet nights.......listening to Fords rust!
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| From: |
unknown to you on November 27, 2004 @ 11:13 pm |
| Comment: |
hey fords cant be that bad they did win the championship in nascar the last two years |
| From: |
50chevy on February 6, 2005 @ 7:47 pm |
| Comment: |
Anyone who buys a Ford (Fucked Over Road Donkey) deserves a Ford (Free Or
Renegotiate Deal). I have a 50 Chevy 5 window sidestep that I am restoring myself(yes,
I’m a girl). After 55 years of life it is still kickin’. Ever notice how no one bothers to restore
the old fords. Why bother. |
| From: |
imprt_2nr on February 21, 2005 @ 10:06 am |
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i ain’t got much against fords except they suck!!!! now i have a chevy and it is awsome but nothing compared to my Nissan, my point don’t be a dumb american ass buy something with know quality buy an import, even american quality control magizenes will tell you Japan’s products are superior to ours |
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bLaZiNnOrCaL99 on February 25, 2005 @ 10:21 pm |
| Comment: |
Man fuck fords... fords are good for nothing pieces of shit. The only thing good made by Ford is the Lightning, thats it. Ford backwards DROF stands for driver returned on foot. To fordman for saying that Ford is the best selling truck out there... thats because its a cheap piece of shit. So more idiots could buy it, so they could think that they are cool, when in reality their just jealous that they couldnt afford a chevy... When the camaro comes out it will dominate over the mustang once and for all... |
| From: |
coonhuntin_ford_chik on March 2, 2005 @ 12:28 am |
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hey all you chevy lovers out there. you can shove it up your ass. cause you got to own a ford in order to make it anywhere in life. you notice they are first on race day. so stop wastin your time and buy a real truck buddy. your all fuckin retarded. i may only be 14 and a redneck gal but i no more than all you CHEVROLET = Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips (pieces of shit) lovers out there. so why don’t ya’ll FUCK OFF??? and save your time and money and get a FORD- built ford tough... yea buddy. get ’r done!!! |
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coonhuntin_ford_chik on March 2, 2005 @ 12:40 pm |
| Comment: |
All you chevy lovers this is what you own: (pieces of shit)
CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle, Or Loud Engine Ticks
CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
CHEVROLET -Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
CHEVROLET -Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
CHEVROLET -Cheap Heaps Erratically Vibrate Running On Level Even Terrain
CHEVROLET -Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering
Techniques
CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve’s Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time
CHEVY -Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
CHEVY -Can Hear Every Valve Yell
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| From: |
Fordman on March 24, 2005 @ 7:40 am |
| Comment: |
id like to see you race my mustang bitch
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| From: |
ford on March 27, 2005 @ 12:20 pm |
| Comment: |
chevy sucks |
| From: |
chevychic on April 3, 2005 @ 5:46 pm |
| Comment: |
hey your right fords are first on race day FIRST TO BREAK DOWN..and i mite only be15 but we have had our chevy truck for almost 9yrs now and guess wat it hasnt broken down once and we also have a ford and it has broken down so many times that i forgot we even had a ford it was in the auto shop so many times..so all u ford lovers out there can just kiss ass cause fords suck..and my dad is also a auto mechanic and half the cars he works on are fords..fords might have been the best selling truck but that doesnt mean they are tha BEST truck cause chevy is the best truck~!~!~!~!
*****TO PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY WOULD RATHER PUSH A FORD THAN DRIVE A CHEVY THEY USUALLY END UP DOIN THAT*******
From the past 10 years about 90% of Ford trucks are still on the road, the other 10% made it home.
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| From: |
donkey power on April 6, 2005 @ 10:30 pm |
| Comment: |
Fuckin
Old
Rinkled
Dick |
| From: |
Chevy_lover06 on July 14, 2005 @ 2:10 pm |
| Comment: |
CHEVY KICK ASS ,,,,FORD SUCK |
| From: |
Laughs@You on August 23, 2005 @ 10:54 pm |
| Comment: |
Wow.. Fords, Chevy, Dodge, they all have at least one or 2 great vehicals.. I think what matters is that as long as people are driving American, and not cheap Rice.
I had a Ford, 82’ Ranger.. It was great. I got T-Boned by a Rice Car.. who was speeding, and ran a red light into me.
Then I bought a Dodge, 79 Warlock. It was great. Ex Girlfriends New Boyfriend, trashed it up. Sugar in gas tank, Busted in windows, dash smashed in..
Then I bought a Chevy, 94 Silverado. Another accident. Rice car speeding down the residential street I live on, and someone started walking across the street, so He turned right into it.. parked... on the easement infront of my house..
Then I had a Lincoln. I didnt care for it much. Sold it.
So I bought what I drive now.. A Ricer.. thats all Im gonna call it... Im selling this pos.. Dont know what Im gonna get next.. but All American Cars = Great ; Asian Imports = Shit
Stop your bickering people. Support American, Euro is great too. Down the Rice. |
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fords are shit on September 8, 2005 @ 10:36 pm |
| Comment: |
dont laugh at fords jesus was a ford man to he walked every were he went.
CHEVY FUCKIN ROCK |
| From: |
Cody KB9 on September 8, 2005 @ 10:37 pm |
| Comment: |
It is my strong belief that a good vehicle can be turned into shit in a matter of time by
the stupid asshole behind the wheel. If you skip on the maintenance items just because one does not have the funds, you will pay out the ass in the future. Futhermore, if you treat your vehicle like shit , expect it to treat you like shit too.... So Shit ! Ass munchers. |
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gianyboy on September 10, 2005 @ 7:30 pm |
| Comment: |
i own a chevy sidestep restored from an old jukyard and i drive it every day . i owned 2 fords, a taurus and a mustang, both broke down after 4000 miles. plus only illegals buy fords, but do u know y? it’s bcuz they are meant to fix things all thier life. |
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gianyboy on September 10, 2005 @ 7:30 pm |
| Comment: |
if i am incorrect, plz correct me. but i believe when i was watching dale jr. win, i saw a chevy. when i saw gordon win, i saw a chevy. when i saw the ford i made bets with my friends on how long it would last. i said 100 laps. i was wrong . only 20feet |
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Chevrolet4life on September 14, 2005 @ 11:19 pm |
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Hey fordman your a fucking idiot. fords have not been the best selling trucks from the beginning you fuckhead, they’ve only been the number one selling truck since the late 70’s. Do you even watch ford commercials? The ONLY reason they sell more fords are because they are cheaply made pieces of scrap metal. When your 2005 ford f-150 is being loaded into the crusher my ’77 Chevy 3/4 ton will still be pulling and hauling more than it was ever designed to. long live the Chevy. |
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71FORDtorino-cobra on September 16, 2005 @ 5:37 pm |
| Comment: |
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I’ll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I’ll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I’ll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Chevy, YOU ride in it!!!"
See even a little girl is smarter the a chevy man. |
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Kick Ass Chevy Fan on September 28, 2005 @ 6:20 pm |
| Comment: |
This is your brain "Chevy", this is your brain on drugs "FORD" |
| From: |
CHEVROLET4LIFE on October 4, 2005 @ 8:24 pm |
| Comment: |
A texan was talking big in a bar on night about how much money he had, how many women he had been with and how much land he owend. A young man growing tired of all the big talk and finally asked the texan "how much land do you acually own"? the texan tipped back his hat and said "well sonny lets put it this way i can get in my pick up at sunrise drive all day long skip lunch and still not get to the other end of my property by sundown the young man shot back quickly and said yeah i know what you mean I used to own a ford truck too |
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CHEVROLET4LIFE on October 4, 2005 @ 8:24 pm |
| Comment: |
here i sit broken harted
wishing that my ford would have started
but i didn’t so that’s a wrap
so I think ill shoot that piece of crap |
| From: |
CHEVROLET4LIFE on October 4, 2005 @ 8:24 pm |
| Comment: |
FORD......... at least they circled the problem |
| From: |
CHEVROLET4LIFE on October 4, 2005 @ 8:24 pm |
| Comment: |
people who say they would rather push a ford then drive a chevy.... usually do |
| From: |
CHEVROLET4LIFE on October 4, 2005 @ 8:24 pm |
| Comment: |
Ford Escort me to a chevy dealer |
| From: |
CHEVROLET4LIFE on October 4, 2005 @ 8:24 pm |
| Comment: |
Why are the new ford trucks more aerodinamic?
so they will save the chevys gas when the chevy tows them away |
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CHEVROLET4LIFE on October 4, 2005 @ 8:24 pm |
| Comment: |
My mom has a chavy van with a small V6 and we were going down a hill and there was a ford F150 trying to race us FUCK I told my mom to floor it and she did and we wasted that fucker we were doing like 80 MPH and i could hear that piece of shit ford trying as hard as it could but that poor ass piece of shit could not beat our chevy V6 and my moms van has no power speed what so ever and we wasted him HAHA FORD SUCKS ASS BITCH AND DODGE SUCKS WORSE IM A CHEVY MAN ALL THE WAY |
| From: |
Hugh G. Rection on October 5, 2005 @ 4:09 pm |
| Comment: |
Henery Ford, you owe me an apology!!!! I bought a new f150 everybody is entitled to one mistake |
| From: |
CHEVY LOVER!!! on October 7, 2005 @ 3:58 pm |
| Comment: |
CHEVY KICKS ASS, FORD KISSES IT, AND DODGE HAULS FORDS BACK TO THE GARAGE!!!
FOR
OLD
RETARDED
DRIVERS!!! |
| From: |
yeah right on October 11, 2005 @ 3:24 pm |
| Comment: |
so do any of you have something better to do then bitch about what kind of fucking truck you have? Get a life and drive a benz. |
| From: |
Hugh G. Rection on October 12, 2005 @ 9:30 pm |
| Comment: |
When you need parts for your benz, they dont just see you coming,you call ahead and tell them!!!Keep getting ripped off....Have you got your head up your butt just to enjoy the warmth,,????Haul a sheet of plywood or 1500 lbs of concrete bags in your rig. the only thing you can haul is a can of CRUEX home from the drugstore. |
| From: |
scott ben on October 25, 2005 @ 3:39 pm |
| Comment: |
ford stands for...
for
old
retired
drivers |
| From: |
chevy truck man 30 on November 1, 2005 @ 8:39 pm |
| Comment: |
Ford stands for Fucked
Over
Reconstructed
Dodge |
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