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Want to laugh at Ford? Here are some For
Posted by: muffman001 on April 7, 2004 @ 10:32 am
Want to laugh at Ford? Here are some Ford jokes, as if the car isn’t a big enough joke in itself!!
Found On Rubbish Dump
Fix Or Repair Daily
Fails On Rainy Days
Fails On Race Day
Found On Roadside Dead
Failure Of Research & Development
Found On Road Deserted
Fast Only Running Downhill
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
Factory Ordered Rebuilt Datsun
Flip Over Read Directions
Four Old Rusted Doors
Ford Owner Really Dumb
For Only Retarded Drivers
Ford Owners Recommend Datsun (Dodge)
Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy
For Off Road Death
Fords Only Run Downhill
Fat Old Rusted Dog
Freaking Old Rusted Dodge (Datsun)
Forget Out Running Datsuns
For Old Retarded Drivers - Thanks to Andrew
Fucked On Race Day - Thanks to James
Found On Rangi’s Drive - Thanks to Jamie
First On Recycle Day - Thanks to Troy Knight
Full Of Rusty Dents - Thanks to Jafo
Ford Owners Root Dogs - Thanks to Jafo
Found Outside Reject Depot - Thanks to Jafo
Flies Off Road Deliberately - Thanks to Jafo
Fish Out River Daily - Thanks to Jafo
Fucker Only Runs Downhill - Thanks to John Hamilton
Q: What does a ford and a tampon have in common?
A: They both come with tow ropes.
Q: What does the GT stand for on a Ford?
A: Glued together!
Q: How come Ford makes tractors and Holden doesn’t?
A: Holden can’t get one to run that slow!
Q: How do you double the value of a Ford?
A: Put gas in it
Did you know that 98% of all Fords ever built are still on the road?
The other 2% made it home!!
Did you know that 98% of all Fords ever built are still on the road?
The other 2% made it home!!
Q: What do you call someone who buys a secondhand ford?
A: Scrap Dealer
Keep out motorways clear, beautiful and user friendly.
So leave your Ford at home
Ford...At least they circled the problem.
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I’ll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I’ll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I’ll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!"
Buy a Ford and you buy the ’best’. Drive a mile and walk the rest.
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Fred on April 26, 2004 @ 10:08 am |
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Fix or Repair Daily |
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Tyler on April 26, 2004 @ 10:11 am |
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Ford old recycled Dodge |
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Dale jerratt fan 88 on June 1, 2004 @ 12:38 pm |
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That will be enough with the fuckin ford jokes.
here’s one for ya.
C_H_E_V_R_O_L_E_T
Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Trip. |
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stormy 88 on June 1, 2004 @ 12:40 pm |
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fords are the best..........fuck the rest |
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the_revolution on June 14, 2004 @ 2:52 am |
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hahaha fords suck ass
Go the Holden |
| From: |
Orion ZyGarian on June 17, 2004 @ 7:46 am |
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If you havent looked at Ford lately, look again. They are #3 best selling vehicles. You mightve thought you were looking at a trash heap, but no, thats probably a Ford. |
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redneck on June 19, 2004 @ 11:36 am |
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FORD FANS REALY MUST LIKE WALKING HOME CUZ WHEN THEY BUY A NEW 1 IT BREAKS DOWN BEFOR YALL GET OFF THE DEALERS CAR LOT! |
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james on June 23, 2004 @ 11:40 am |
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Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge |
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chevy sucks big wang on June 26, 2004 @ 10:17 pm |
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CHEVROLET STANDS FOR:
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
ps- suck it chevy loving bitches |
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chevy sucks big wang on June 26, 2004 @ 10:18 pm |
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CHEVROLET STANDS FOR:
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
ps- suck it chevy loving bitches |
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Sam on September 1, 2004 @ 9:20 pm |
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Fucked obsolete rough drive.
I’m fucked off with my ford brought it for 4 gs selling it for half g 3 years later, plus I’bve maintained it well!? Does anyone know whats wrong with it when it just cuts out and then after rest (15 mins to 3 hours) she go again??!! |
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Rick James on September 9, 2004 @ 12:32 am |
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F-O-R-D
Fuck
Only
Retarded
Drivers |
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brad on September 21, 2004 @ 9:24 am |
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cos when you pull the keys out the ignition, the engine stops. |
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matt missler on November 16, 2004 @ 11:45 am |
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speed kills so buy a FORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 |
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Bob on November 25, 2004 @ 11:22 pm |
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You fuck sticks dont know what the hell your talking about. It’s easier than hell to sit behind a keyboard and type shit. If your Chevy or Ford is so badass then shut the fuck up and prove it. It’s a waste to say that because your all a bunch of surburban pussies. Oh, if Dodges are just underpowed rusted out or pretty pieces of shit. Then why do they have the fastest production truck and the fastest car of the big 3(Ford ,Dodge, Chevy).The offer the best diesel power . Oh ,and the Duramax is fucking Isuzu!!! Wanna talk about sucking. A durmax coudnt pull a hard dick out of a lard bucket. Ford and Chevy can kiss my ass. |
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Rob Rockford on December 10, 2004 @ 4:00 pm |
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YEA You chevy lovers suck saying i rather push a chevy then drive a ford Well Keep pushing your chevy and i’ll keep Driveing my ford you might as well walk then push that peace of shity chevy you say like a rock yea it stays in your drive way and gros moss on it. |
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Jared Smith on December 24, 2004 @ 3:59 pm |
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My apologies to all Ford drivers. You dont have anytime to make up jokes for Chevys because you are always so busy... trying to get your truck out of the mud hole, walking home, tryin to get your piece of crap truck to start. |
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redneck on February 10, 2005 @ 9:00 am |
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fords suck the big one chevys all the way baby.
ford
for old retarded drivers |
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ivon simpson on March 3, 2005 @ 1:58 pm |
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Fords blow asss cream for tires |
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tyler urry on April 3, 2005 @ 4:38 am |
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id rather be cought pushin a shevy then driving a ford
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Fords Rule on April 14, 2005 @ 8:37 pm |
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#1 truck in the United States, the F-150 is the most selling truck in the United States, hahahahaha, try to argue that....................you can’t |
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You Idiot on April 14, 2005 @ 8:38 pm |
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rather by cought pushing a chevi then driving a Ford, well you’re in luck dumb ass |
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Chevy on April 14, 2005 @ 8:39 pm |
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thats how you spell it, chevy, you can also spell it S....H.....I.....T |
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cant say on May 1, 2005 @ 12:01 am |
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yall r all retarded!fords can kiss my ass!Chevys RULE! |
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mh on May 4, 2005 @ 12:38 am |
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good point bob dodges kick ass |
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Rick on June 12, 2005 @ 9:53 pm |
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Hey Ford clowns Mechanic Here Had to drive my Chev truck to fix the Shitbox Fords |
| From: |
Stu on June 27, 2005 @ 6:24 pm |
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Ford
Owners
Recommend
Dodge
:) I like fords But chevs... Never been a fan. Sorry Bowtie Boys. I was born and raised with Hemis and I’ll die with hemis. |
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Chevy lover on June 29, 2005 @ 7:01 pm |
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why do they put gt on fords ????? becuz it means glued together
FORD SUCKS GO TO FORD REALY SUCKS.COM |
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chevyzack78 on July 28, 2005 @ 3:07 pm |
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PUSSIES DRIVE FORD TRUCKS
CHICKENS DRIVE DODGE TRUCKS
REAL MEN DRIVE DRIVE BIG BLOCK CHEVY TRUCKS
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TEddy on August 7, 2005 @ 11:37 am |
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Any Izzuzu fans out there?
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Matt on August 23, 2005 @ 10:37 pm |
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Ford rocks!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Thats fucking right on September 2, 2005 @ 2:48 pm |
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Thats fucking right Ford Rocks....
ask yourself Why was tool made ???... Becurse chevy is.....
Things go fast Things to slow if it wasent for chevy tool would rust
What do tampons and chevy got together ??? .... Every Pussy needs one |
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fix or repair daily on October 2, 2005 @ 12:02 pm |
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ok if ford is so great.......y is it that all he hard core ford guys with 32s and model ts have chevy motors in them..........ill tell you why, cause the ford that they spent their life saviings on broke down. |
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cheap shit on October 4, 2005 @ 12:45 pm |
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all the retro-rods like the 32s have chevy motors in them cause chevy parts are cheap as shit, just like their quality |
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donny on October 7, 2005 @ 3:59 pm |
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ford stands for FAT OLD REDNECK DUMBASSES so ford lovers must all be fatasses if they need that much excercise all the time |
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Bin_jammin on October 29, 2005 @ 4:15 pm |
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Ford backwards: Driver Returns On Foot |
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Kiss my ass on December 9, 2005 @ 6:48 pm |
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I own a Ford van and it’s great !
The jokes are funny, but they have no relation with the actual car, i have the Ford for 20 years now and almost nothing went wrong with it, it even sat 5 years outside, but surprisingly it started with no problems after pumping the gas pedal a bit to get some gas into the dry carb |
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