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The True Deffinition of FORD
Posted by: Cracker on April 23, 2004 @ 1:30 am
What is the true deffiintion of "FORD"?
F - FUCKING
O - OWNERS
R - REALLY
D - DUMB |
Add your own comment
| From: |
Ford on May 1, 2004 @ 6:43 pm |
| Comment: |
Fucked over rebuilt dodge
fix or repair daily
found on roadside dead
fuckin over rated dumb
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| From: |
Chevy King on May 5, 2004 @ 12:55 am |
| Comment: |
always the same definition for Chevrolet bu hu fords suck and so does henry ford for making them |
| From: |
jdubb on May 5, 2004 @ 9:53 am |
| Comment: |
fords suck ass |
| From: |
natalie on May 5, 2004 @ 3:04 pm |
| Comment: |
this is your brain - CHEVY
this is your brain on drugs - FORD |
| From: |
chris on May 14, 2004 @ 6:58 pm |
| Comment: |
ford and chev combine all there knowledge to build a new truck
its called a big pile of steaming shit |
| From: |
Ford rule on May 18, 2004 @ 10:19 pm |
| Comment: |
Ford stand for
first on race day
so what are you basturds tlking about
chevy is chev or roll ay
dodge is dam old dirty gem eater
gem s in money |
| From: |
Nathan Ryles on May 21, 2004 @ 3:40 am |
| Comment: |
F- For
O- Only
R- Retarded
D- Drivers |
| From: |
Nathan Ryles on May 21, 2004 @ 3:42 am |
| Comment: |
F- Ford
O- Owners
R- Root
D- Dogs |
| From: |
stuart on May 21, 2004 @ 5:07 am |
| Comment: |
F-foute
o-ooral
R-ry
D-Datsan
but you american pricks wouldnt understand this would you,ford the american peoples car built the american way---up to shit |
| From: |
Bob on May 26, 2004 @ 4:18 am |
| Comment: |
Did you know that 98% of all Fords ever built are still on the road?
The other 2% made it home!! |
| From: |
tanner on May 31, 2004 @ 7:54 pm |
| Comment: |
fucked
on
race
day |
| From: |
Ben Mielke on June 1, 2004 @ 4:27 pm |
| Comment: |
Fords Suck give it up u cant beata GM!!!!!!!
Ford came out with a heated tailgate so when ur pushin ur ford truck home ur hands wont get cold HAHAHA.
Chevy all the way!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
Star on June 3, 2004 @ 10:36 pm |
| Comment: |
I beat a GM...ran right over it with my DODGE |
| From: |
flat black Z28 on June 21, 2004 @ 11:35 pm |
| Comment: |
F-flips
O-over
R-really
D-deadly |
| From: |
flat black Z28 on June 21, 2004 @ 11:38 pm |
| Comment: |
F-flips
O-over
R-really
D-deadly |
| From: |
Simon on July 1, 2004 @ 11:42 pm |
| Comment: |
Fords AND GM products are inferior. Lexus rocks. Here is a good analogy for you trailer park fucks: Compare a Briggs and Stratton engine to a Honda or Kawasaki. I am not a Jap loving asshole but if you ever want to drive a real vehicle, stay away from American junk. They have the technology to build the best cars in the world but they are too lazy and money hungry making the equivelent of automotive Kraft dinner. |
| From: |
karol on July 3, 2004 @ 12:26 am |
| Comment: |
ford
f ound
o on
r oad
d ead or
fucked over repaired dodge |
| From: |
Lindsey on July 5, 2004 @ 3:25 am |
| Comment: |
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I’ll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I’ll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I’ll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the ...girl said "dad YOU bought the FORD YOU ride in it
fords sux ass.......chevys all the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| From: |
logan on July 6, 2004 @ 2:27 am |
| Comment: |
F:Found
O:On
R:Rubish
D:Dump |
| From: |
logan on July 6, 2004 @ 2:29 am |
| Comment: |
F:Found
O:On
R:Rubish
D:Dump |
| From: |
logan on July 6, 2004 @ 2:29 am |
| Comment: |
F:Found
O:On
R:Rubish
D:Dump |
| From: |
chev pro on July 8, 2004 @ 11:51 pm |
| Comment: |
F-ix
O-r
R-epair
D-aily |
| From: |
chev pro on July 8, 2004 @ 11:52 pm |
| Comment: |
F-ix
O-r
R-epair
D-aily |
| From: |
$ chevs r bling $ on July 9, 2004 @ 2:24 am |
| Comment: |
i see a ford il beat it up with a steal poll |
| From: |
Custom Built on July 12, 2004 @ 12:34 am |
| Comment: |
Fords suck but who still has Straight AXLE??? not GM |
| From: |
jake on July 21, 2004 @ 5:19 pm |
| Comment: |
chevys can lick my balls fords all the way
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| From: |
chevy racin fan on July 29, 2004 @ 11:41 am |
| Comment: |
Ford Owners Rape Dogs |
| From: |
chevy racin fan on July 29, 2004 @ 11:50 am |
| Comment: |
ok yall wanna know what chevrolet stands for
Cracked Headers, Every Valve Rusted, Oil Leaks, but Engine Ticks
bottom line.......whatever ya do to a chevy its still gonna run
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| From: |
titanz84 on July 30, 2004 @ 8:07 am |
| Comment: |
Drivier
Returns
On
Foot
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| From: |
Kristyn on August 8, 2004 @ 9:39 pm |
| Comment: |
A little Glue a LIttle Board put it together u get a Ford |
| From: |
*~*ChevyGirl*~* on August 8, 2004 @ 9:44 pm |
| Comment: |
Yo..Chevy’s rock and Fords suck so there! |
| From: |
link- on August 9, 2004 @ 4:23 am |
| Comment: |
link |
| From: |
flat black Z28 on August 9, 2004 @ 4:37 pm |
| Comment: |
fails
on
rainy
days |
| From: |
flat black Z28 on August 9, 2004 @ 4:38 pm |
| Comment: |
fails
out
running
dogs |
| From: |
flat black Z28 on August 9, 2004 @ 4:39 pm |
| Comment: |
Ford misspelled Ford Exploder |
| From: |
Ford Man on August 12, 2004 @ 11:19 am |
| Comment: |
Go Fuck yourself |
| From: |
*chevygurl* on August 12, 2004 @ 8:51 pm |
| Comment: |
fords SUCK ASS
F-fucking
O-owners
R-really
D-dumb CHEVY ALL THE WAY
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| From: |
Imvain2 on August 13, 2004 @ 9:50 pm |
| Comment: |
I have to completely agree with Simon. American made cars are garbage these days. Pre mid 80’s the American made vehicles rocked, but once the union workers started really taking over the factories, American Made Vehicles started becoming an International Joke.
German vehicles All the way! |
| From: |
COREY on August 16, 2004 @ 2:56 pm |
| Comment: |
FUCKING
OLD
REBUILT
DODGE |
| From: |
justin on August 24, 2004 @ 10:42 pm |
| Comment: |
whats the difference between a golf ball and a ford?
you can drive the golf ball 200 yards.
Chevy all the way!!!!! |
| From: |
jut on September 5, 2004 @ 1:51 pm |
| Comment: |
ford
F-for
O-old
R-retard
D-dummies
CHEV ALL THE WAY |
| From: |
chevys rock on September 6, 2004 @ 12:22 am |
| Comment: |
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| From: |
Rick James on September 9, 2004 @ 12:29 am |
| Comment: |
fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts fords suck my nuts |
| From: |
doesnt matter on September 12, 2004 @ 9:46 pm |
| Comment: |
What the fuck is chev or roll ay supposed to fucking mean that the person who said is a moron. fuck. |
| From: |
Mark Iles on September 16, 2004 @ 1:19 pm |
| Comment: |
YOU ALL KNOW FORD ARE DA BOMB YOU GUYS JUST BUY CHEVYS CAUSE THAT ALL YOU CAN afFORD CHEVYS RUST DODGE RIDES AND FORDS RACE |
| From: |
Chevy Chick on September 20, 2004 @ 8:52 pm |
| Comment: |
Fords are like Tampons.....Every Pussy Needs One |
| From: |
GMCgurlie on September 25, 2004 @ 6:32 pm |
| Comment: |
GMC is so much better than FORD!! GMC makes REAL trucks because that’s all they make, ever seen a GMC car? NOPE! See ford makes cars so therefore they make their trucks look more and more like the cars. I have a 1979 GMC full-size Jimmy with a 5.7 litre 350 v-8 engine. It is lifted a total of 7 inches. I love it! |
| From: |
tim keddy on September 27, 2004 @ 8:54 pm |
| Comment: |
you are all immature little boys!!!....but i guess little boys were bowties but big boys drive fords!!!’’’’’......
..........ps chev licks balls;) |
| From: |
camro/stevo on September 29, 2004 @ 6:09 pm |
| Comment: |
(--) |
| From: |
camro/stevo on September 29, 2004 @ 6:09 pm |
| Comment: |
FORDS SUCK
GO GM |
| From: |
KAITLYN RAY IS A HOE on September 30, 2004 @ 10:40 pm |
| Comment: |
sorry guys but in Claremore, Ok Kaitlyn is a whore |
| From: |
FIRE EXTINGISHER on October 10, 2004 @ 7:33 pm |
| Comment: |
FOUND ON RUBISH DUMP
FUCKED ON RACE DAY
DRIVER RETURNS ON FOOT
FAILS ON RAINY DAYS
FIX OR REPAIR DAILY
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| From: |
andy on October 17, 2004 @ 11:07 pm |
| Comment: |
ford stands for shit |
| From: |
jerry on October 20, 2004 @ 9:04 am |
| Comment: |
ford are the best |
| From: |
jerry on October 20, 2004 @ 9:04 am |
| Comment: |
ford are the best |
| From: |
cools on October 21, 2004 @ 12:44 pm |
| Comment: |
To fordtruckman you is stupid never talk shit about Chevrolet!!!
oh and jerry fords suck and ride hardcore dick all night long!!!!!!
dodge rules over ford |
| From: |
Jim on October 21, 2004 @ 1:55 pm |
| Comment: |
Dodge???? go back under your rock! |
| From: |
jerry on October 25, 2004 @ 12:05 pm |
| Comment: |
this is chevy country and on a quiet night you can hear that piece of shit ford truck rust |
| From: |
Yuzz on October 26, 2004 @ 7:06 am |
| Comment: |
I come from australia and FORD is the best built car here, the only comp for them are holdens owned by general motors, and holdens really suck..
find a fucking chevy that can beat a For
You can throw a chevy (holden) further, than you can drive one |
| From: |
Yuzz on October 26, 2004 @ 7:09 am |
| Comment: |
Ford invented the ute (or known to americans as pickups)
FORD RULES |
| From: |
Yuzz on October 26, 2004 @ 7:12 am |
| Comment: |
FALCONS RULE V8 SUPERCARS
AND FALCON ARE FORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
Yuzz on October 26, 2004 @ 7:16 am |
| Comment: |
ford release new cars. and holden there comp get worried so they release new cars after the new fords.
Ford XR6- holden S,
XR6 faster and better looking
Ford Xr6 turbo (straight 6)- holden ss (V8)
XR6 turbo faster and again better looking
Ford XR(8 (V8) - holden no comp
well i wonder what is better.
FPV GT- holden clubsport and monaro
Ford FPV faster and better looking
FPV GT-P, no comp
AND FORD RULE THE RACE TRACKS
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| From: |
Yuzz on October 26, 2004 @ 7:18 am |
| Comment: |
I have only seen one chevy in australia, it was 99% rusted and the engine was looking no better |
| From: |
Matt on October 26, 2004 @ 7:33 am |
| Comment: |
I lost my virginity in a ford
fords are heaps better than chevys |
| From: |
Jimmy on October 26, 2004 @ 7:35 am |
| Comment: |
I would perfer to have a Ford GT, or what yuzz was speaking about a FPV gt than having a really hot fuck buddy |
| From: |
jerry on October 26, 2004 @ 7:39 am |
| Comment: |
fords are the best cars, why are all the taxis and cop cars fords, ford must be doing something better than GM |
| From: |
Yuzz on October 26, 2004 @ 9:44 am |
| Comment: |
All the anti ford jokes suck, there crap, |
| From: |
random on October 26, 2004 @ 9:49 am |
| Comment: |
people say that Henry Ford sucks, im sorry but ford as been around longer than Gm and anyway Harley Earl sucks, |
| From: |
random on October 26, 2004 @ 9:49 am |
| Comment: |
GO THE 2005 MUSTANG AND GT |
| From: |
jemm on October 26, 2004 @ 9:54 am |
| Comment: |
either cars are good, but FORD has a better monopoly than GM |
| From: |
jodie on October 27, 2004 @ 4:40 am |
| Comment: |
I LOVE FORDS!!!!!!!!!!
GO THE MIGHTY MUSTANG |
| From: |
Alex on October 27, 2004 @ 11:26 am |
| Comment: |
GM IS CRAP
FORDS RULE THE ROAD |
| From: |
fords suk:up da HQ's on October 29, 2004 @ 6:09 am |
| Comment: |
yea fords r cop cars n there still fukin slow i got away from dem in my old HQ ute now dat is perfetic.
p.s HOLDENS ALL DA WAY |
| From: |
Alex on October 29, 2004 @ 6:37 am |
| Comment: |
HOLDENS SUCK, IF FORDS SUCK HOW ARE ALL THE NEW FORDS MORE POWERFUL THAN THE NEW HOLDENS, DUM ASS |
| From: |
Alex on October 29, 2004 @ 6:40 am |
| Comment: |
hay asshole there was a report on the news about the new holdens clubsport and how it keep breaking down, holden ppl refused to test the car because of safty reasons but they say that the owner can still drive the car, OMG IF THAT ARE HOLDEN OFFICALS SAYING THAT, SHIT WHAT IS HOLDEN COMMING TO, (ohhh i forgot holden have always been shit) |
| From: |
Alex on October 29, 2004 @ 6:42 am |
| Comment: |
If holdens are so good why do all the new holdens have problems such as rattling, engine breaking down, leaking...etc
I think i know beacuse i used to own a Holden Monaro, everyone think that it is the best car, but when the new FPV gt came out i sold the monaro and got a Gt, The GT is 500% better than the monaro in every way |
| From: |
Mark on October 29, 2004 @ 6:48 am |
| Comment: |
I come western australia and i have a ford 1994 laser, and i got away from the new holden cop cars, HOLDENS REALLY REALLY SUCK IF A 1994 LASER CAN GET AWAY FROM THE LATEST HOLDEN COP CARS, SO fords suk:up da HQ’s YOUR A F&#@ING LOSER |
| From: |
yuzz on October 29, 2004 @ 6:48 am |
| Comment: |
hay holden fu#@er HOLDEN UTES SUCK, FORD INVENTED THE UTE, AND THE FORD UTES ROCK |
| From: |
yuzz on October 29, 2004 @ 6:51 am |
| Comment: |
Ford release the FPV pursuit and after the ford FPV ute was out, holden release the HSV maloo and HSV maloo R8.
THE AUTO FPV UTE CAN BEAT BOTH OF THE HSV MANUAL UTES
HOLDENS SUCK |
| From: |
HOLDENS ARE CRAP on October 30, 2004 @ 9:47 am |
| Comment: |
Hay holden freak ,hows the DA going where the fuck did you learn to speak or write, Da way, Da this, Da FUCK YOU |
| From: |
Kat <3's holdens on November 6, 2004 @ 4:19 am |
| Comment: |
Ill tell you a joke.....
FORD
hahaha made ya laugh? Cause it sure did when I go told they actually existed and you know whatelse made me laugh ford came 2,3,4,5,6,7 in the 04 bathurst and holdens came 1st, now whats so funny about it is that SEVEN cars couldnt catch up to ONE holden, now If all you Ford lovers out there think fords are faster in your little pea-brained minds work that one out, 7 cars verse 1 and that ONE WON!!!! hahaha Go the almighty Holdens! |
| From: |
Ford's are #1 on November 6, 2004 @ 10:44 pm |
| Comment: |
If your riding in your chevy and your feeling somthing heavy diaria. |
| From: |
Jim on November 9, 2004 @ 2:53 pm |
| Comment: |
Do you want to know what sucks worse than a
Chevy???????
PEOPLE WHO CAN’T SPELL.....BUY A FUCKING DICTIONARY
YOU LOSERS.
QUIT SPENDING YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY ON REPAIRING YOUR PILE OF SHIT
CHEVY.
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| From: |
Yuzz on November 12, 2004 @ 3:59 am |
| Comment: |
IM sorry but ford came 60% in the top ten at the bob jane 1000 and Kat you stupid person fthe falcon is the best family car for three years now and in Australia’s Best Car Awards FORD WON 3 AND HOLDEN GOT 0, so you stupid female I WONDER WHOS BETTER, |
| From: |
Yuzz on November 12, 2004 @ 4:25 am |
| Comment: |
Hay Kat You do realise that the same person designs both FORD and HOLDEN supercar engines....the only thing that ford and holden are allowd different on there engines is the intake.....and the both hav the same intake tubes.....the only difference is the injector placement....the most varible horse power between ford and holden in years has been 20 horse power.....back when it was the car AND the driver that won the race FORD DOMINATED BATHURST and V8 SUPERCARS |
| From: |
Yuzz on November 12, 2004 @ 4:30 am |
| Comment: |
kat holden only started wiinning bathurst eva since opel started designing commodores that they started winning?....Holdens nation cup HRT-427....cost $500,000 has 580hp....600 foot pounds of torque.......and its top speed is ONLY 310km/h....which was set on an air strip......none of that car was made in aus....now take the ford made for the same class....IN 1966!!!!.....500hp....500 foot pounds of torque.....cost $120,000.....302ci (4.9 litre) N/A.....top speed of 386km/h which was set on the track.....AND YOU COULD BUY THEM FOR THE ROAD.....Holden still hasnt made a car thats gotten into the 200 mile an hour club....hell ford was the first member of it (1966)....it was the only member till 1988 when the diablo was made.....Even The 2003 HRT-427 cant pull 200 miles per hour....and thats on an air strip for shits sake.....fords new base 6 both out performs and over powers the HOLDEN supercharged Ecotec V6.....and fords flash 6 overpowers every holden made this year. |
| From: |
Yuzz on November 12, 2004 @ 5:00 am |
| Comment: |
Oi STOP USING MY NAME, I DIDN’T WRITE THE LAST TWO MESSAGES, FIND YOUR OWN NAME LOSER |
| From: |
Ford is #1 on November 15, 2004 @ 12:45 pm |
| Comment: |
Chevy sucks look at their plastic corvette and avalanche |
| From: |
holden man on November 26, 2004 @ 9:02 am |
| Comment: |
the ford slogon is no boundries becase they can"t reach the boudries!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
F :forfits
O :on
R :race
D :day
aussie aussie aussie holden hoden holden |
| From: |
holden man on November 28, 2004 @ 2:55 am |
| Comment: |
ford spellt backwards
D : drivers
R : retern
O : on
O : foot |
| From: |
Yuzz on November 29, 2004 @ 8:39 am |
| Comment: |
Holdens slogan, Holden PUSH ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL IDIOT, Least ford people can spell |
| From: |
Yuzz on November 29, 2004 @ 8:42 am |
| Comment: |
Hay holden dick go here next time
http://www.spellcheck.net/ |
| From: |
Yuzz on November 29, 2004 @ 8:44 am |
| Comment: |
HSV= hazardous shit Vehicle |
| From: |
Yuzz on December 5, 2004 @ 11:59 pm |
| Comment: |
Suck shit holden fans ford win for the second year back 2 back V8 supercars
AMBROSE 1st (second year running)
INGALL 2nd
FUCK YOU HOLDEN FANS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Simon get a life |
| From: |
Yuzz on December 6, 2004 @ 12:01 am |
| Comment: |
Simon can’t you spell |
| From: |
Yuzz on December 8, 2004 @ 2:49 am |
| Comment: |
matt u screwed up HOLDEN SUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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| From: |
FORD RULES!!! on December 8, 2004 @ 2:50 am |
| Comment: |
Matt learn to spell english |
| From: |
FORD RULES!!! on December 8, 2004 @ 2:52 am |
| Comment: |
HOLDEN SUCKS FORDS ALL THE WAY!!!!!
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| From: |
Yuzz on December 11, 2004 @ 1:55 am |
| Comment: |
A true aussie drives a ford ute and drinks VB loves footy geelong or swans, rugby, cricket , V8 supercars and watches blokesworld on Friday nights 10, 11:30-12:00 |
| From: |
FORD LOVER on December 11, 2004 @ 4:52 am |
| Comment: |
SO TRUE |
| From: |
dan pratt on December 19, 2004 @ 12:28 pm |
| Comment: |
I owned 94 f-150 bought brand new what a pile of shit 1st year under waranty over 5000 thousand dollars in parts alone not including labor in 95 they offered me 3200 hundred for the piece of shit paid 19 thousand for it at david ford keene nh.totaled it out got eleven five wernt hit very hard now i git a 03 gmc 2500hd a real truck not a half a truck ford |
| From: |
FORD LOVER on December 20, 2004 @ 7:56 am |
| Comment: |
Chevys are piles of plastic shit |
| From: |
Andrew on December 20, 2004 @ 8:01 am |
| Comment: |
I own a f-150 and never had one problem, i used to drive chevys and always had to get them fixed. My f-150 is heavenly |
| From: |
351V8XE on December 30, 2004 @ 6:28 am |
| Comment: |
Real drivers drive FORD’s because they are tuff, reliable and dont crash (unless there’s a Holden or Chev involved) besides they are the only thing faster than Linux.
And face it FORD really stands for
F =Fucking
O=Orgasmic
R=Radical
D=Drag car
(this ones mine, dont steal it)
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| From: |
GMUSA1 on January 7, 2005 @ 11:32 pm |
| Comment: |
The Edsel, the Pinto, the Exploder....Yep, Ford and their "better ideas".... |
| From: |
BILLY BOB on January 9, 2005 @ 12:08 am |
| Comment: |
HOLDENS RULE AND FORD SUCK MY BIG FAT HAIRY BALLS
YEAH TAKE THAT!!!!!!!!!
F-FOR
O-OLD
R-RANDY
D-DICKHEADS |
| From: |
Nick on January 21, 2005 @ 11:08 am |
| Comment: |
What the fuck is a holden i have never heard of that piece of shit before, ohh you must be a fucking aussie, fuck off aussie no one likes you |
| From: |
holdens rule 05 on January 29, 2005 @ 10:01 am |
| Comment: |
hey fool the latest pontiac gto is acctually a holden monaro.
fords suck holden all the way |
| From: |
MitsubishiEclipse on February 13, 2005 @ 1:01 pm |
| Comment: |
Fuck Ford chevy and dodge rule over fords anyday
FORD-Found In Rednecks Driveway
FORD-FUCKED ON RACE DAY |
| From: |
MitsubishiEclipse on February 13, 2005 @ 1:02 pm |
| Comment: |
Fuck Ford chevy and dodge rule over fords anyday
FORD-Found In Rednecks Driveway
FORD-FUCKED ON RACE DAY |
| From: |
larissa on February 23, 2005 @ 9:44 am |
| Comment: |
how about you’re all abunch on losers. FORD TRUCKS FOCK!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
larissa on February 23, 2005 @ 9:52 am |
| Comment: |
Rock! |
| From: |
larissa on February 23, 2005 @ 9:52 am |
| Comment: |
Rock! |
| From: |
sasha on February 26, 2005 @ 2:28 pm |
| Comment: |
Chevy’s rock!!!!!!!!!! This is for all you ford lovers take a hike cuz your ford wont get you there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| From: |
jay jay on March 2, 2005 @ 12:19 pm |
| Comment: |
this is a stupid website and i kant stand most of u stop with this website die all of you |
| From: |
You ALL SUCK on March 5, 2005 @ 11:24 pm |
| Comment: |
YOU IMATURE BRATS SHUT UP ALL OF YOU, HOLDENS ROCK |
| From: |
Danielle on March 6, 2005 @ 12:40 pm |
| Comment: |
Chevy’s fucking suck. Fords are so much better |
| From: |
ET on March 15, 2005 @ 3:58 pm |
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most the people i have seen driving chevy’s are the ones that say "hold my beer and watch this" ask any of them the difference of a ford and a chevy and if they cant tell you the difference then their opinion means nothing to me. i have own many ford dodge and chevy none better then the other all 3 have their own fault dodge is built ram tough, but a ram eats(tires) and drinks(gas) all day. chevy is like a rock ,solid rough and usless, ford is tough i drove mine thru 2 swamps and a river and thru huricane ivan i drive it everyday. infact im going right now to go tow my buddies chevy back to his house to get him off the road...
Can
Hear
Every
Valve
Rattle
On
Long
Extended
Trips |
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rebecca on March 23, 2005 @ 7:34 pm |
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bit of tin a bit of board
put it together and you got a FORD
FORDS SUX |
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meagan on April 7, 2005 @ 2:32 am |
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all you guys are just fucked.... you have ur choice on wats beta or not.... well keep it to urself. fuk u all have brains of 2 yr olds. GET A FUKN LIFE.. by the way i ended up on this web site by accident and i started to read it and u are all fuked
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sam on April 17, 2005 @ 10:57 pm |
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found
on
rubbish
dump
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fordman on May 6, 2005 @ 7:26 am |
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ok u must be right chevy boys, because u make up nursery rhymes,is that your mommy calling to change your ass,how old are u 10.GM lovers iq look above...WHO GIVE A FUCK |
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FORD PRINCESS on May 8, 2005 @ 11:11 pm |
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(H)OLDEN (O)WNERS (L)OSE (D)RAGS (E)VERY (N)IGHT
(H)OLDEN (O)WNERS (L)ICK (D)ICK (E)VERY (N)IGHT
HERE I SIT BROKEN HEARTED, WISH MY HOLDEN HAD OF STARTED, BUT IT DIDNT AND THATS A WRAP... SO I THINK I’LL SHOOT THAT PIECE OF CRAP
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racheE from da bay on May 9, 2005 @ 11:22 pm |
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i’d rather be pushin a holden than driving a ford... sumone sed ford r da bomb?? ur right.. they r a bomb of a car!! n even if ford did invent utes... holden made them good... |
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FORD SUCK on May 13, 2005 @ 6:38 pm |
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i hate ford they suck so bad. they try to shove all this power into the engine thts y they always break down. pieces of shit. y dont they just stop makin them. y doesnt anyone understand tht ford licks mutts nuts |
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FORDMAN SUCKS DICK on May 13, 2005 @ 6:41 pm |
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just coz ur moma couldnt handle OUR 12 INCH DICKS dont have to go crazy dickwod- fordman. Chevys suck. ford suck. GET A JOB LOSER |
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sdaafaf on May 13, 2005 @ 6:51 pm |
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german cars r the best. luxury + power, get a german car rather then a ford! u can understand y. ford may have loads of profits just coz they put cheapass prices and use plastic to make the car. |
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meagan wants a ride on May 13, 2005 @ 6:52 pm |
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wats wrong meagan. u fuckin whore. come fuck me u bitch! LICK MY 12 INCH! |
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FORD SUCK on May 13, 2005 @ 6:54 pm |
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AMERICAN CARS SUCK. HOLDEN SUCKS SHIT BITCHES! GET A JOB! IM SURE U CAN GET $40 FROM DSS!
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holden man on May 14, 2005 @ 10:42 am |
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u say all the holdens lose by ford now but look at the vn’s vp’s vr vs’s and the vt the vt kicked the au ass and the vn kicked the ea’s ass and all that and ur saying holden suck well look...holdens gm motors it has chevy pontiac saab volvo n all that wat does ford have caca u face it man holdens beter
ford
for
only
retard
drivers |
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gafgagfg on May 15, 2005 @ 2:47 pm |
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u think fords look good! u shoudve seen theyre concept idea!
oooH a ford focus with no handles. seriously fords do suck. i had a ford but it broke down 10 million times and those fucken assholes overcharge u for fixing it! ive got a honda and bmw now and theyre so much fucken better then those pieces of shit fords. who wud wanna drive a fucken holden! they are a piece of Shit. put shit on wheels = Ford or holden |
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FordChick127 on June 1, 2005 @ 4:55 pm |
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Seriously, you guys need to come up with some new ones. I mean my God, these get old after hearing them the first five times. You don’t have to copy what someone else wrote above...My God... Everyone has their own type of vehicle they like and nobody’s going to change them. To each his/her own. Leave it at that and grow up. |
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FORD SUCK on June 2, 2005 @ 3:58 pm |
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if you really want to know something fordchick. you stud look at the selling rates of each of the car manufacturers and take a look 4 yourself. I mean lots of ppl will probably change their cars after seeing better cars like bmw, mercedes and jap cars. vw retain their value unlike ford, they depreciate like hell, go on take a look at depreciation charts. |
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rebecca on June 2, 2005 @ 4:00 pm |
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if we are so immature then y did u even come onto this conversation? y dont u just leave us alone, we like our own opinions tht ford truely sucks. bitch |
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Fordchick127 on June 2, 2005 @ 4:01 pm |
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sry next time i will suck my dads dick :). hmmmmmmm |
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FORDMAN on June 19, 2005 @ 6:13 am |
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fordsucks is right. y dont u STFU |
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BILLY BOB on June 20, 2005 @ 12:22 pm |
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WE SHUD BAN THE RACIST FUCKER |
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Chevy King on June 23, 2005 @ 3:05 pm |
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BAn him! |
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racheE on June 23, 2005 @ 3:06 pm |
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Do it! by the way holdens much betta then ford.. well i’d rather be drivin a holden
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| From: |
justin on June 23, 2005 @ 3:06 pm |
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ban him |
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sam on June 24, 2005 @ 12:43 pm |
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wat a bastard! ban him |
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sdaafaf on June 25, 2005 @ 4:44 pm |
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Fuckin racist! go to hell! |
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JamieBoY on July 2, 2005 @ 9:20 am |
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Im a Kiwi and i live in australia. its holdens and fords here (V8s all the way). FORD RULES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holdens Suk and so does skaify....
By the way in aussie FORD IS WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Random dude on July 2, 2005 @ 6:55 pm |
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okay................ |
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Germanboy on July 2, 2005 @ 6:56 pm |
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in germany theres no limit on motorway! the autos are brilliant mercedes,bmws and Vws!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! woooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh |
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dylan on July 2, 2005 @ 10:47 pm |
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Ford rules!!! the three fastest v8 supercars are all fords |
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Germanboy on July 3, 2005 @ 12:50 pm |
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VW rule! they own bugatti ,lamborghini, bentley, audi, seat, skoda and have partnerships with porsche! mercedes has the mclaren! bugatti has 1001bhp and reaches 0-60 in 2-3 seconds! |
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Random dude on July 3, 2005 @ 12:53 pm |
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btw we’re talking bout how fords suck. oh and the fastest supercars arent fords
the only fast ford is the ford gt. 1. bugatti/ enzo 2. koensiegg 3. mclaren/ maserati. the ford gt is at the bottom as it will depreciate like hell, unlike german/ italian equilivents! |
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FORD SUCKS on July 3, 2005 @ 12:54 pm |
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germans know how to make supercars and so do italians....ford are just tryin to get into the limelight...box on wheels add a v8 done...no you need more then tht... |
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FORD SUCKS on July 3, 2005 @ 12:55 pm |
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hey cool..u went on same time as me! LOL |
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gafgagfg on July 3, 2005 @ 1:05 pm |
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i LOVE GERMAN CARS! FORD ARE JUST GERMANCAR WANNABES! EVEN THE MAGS SAY IT. I QUOTE "THE FOCUS IS JUST A VW GOLF WANNABE, AS THEY HAVE GERMAN TECHNICIANS IN FORD" |
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Flyin Vee on July 3, 2005 @ 6:30 pm |
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I got a 1988 VW Jetta 656000 Kms And I can still make a better burnout than a Ford Merkur XR4Ti and the Ford has a pisspot full of money in it GO FIGURE |
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Random dude on July 5, 2005 @ 2:38 pm |
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yea a 1998 JETTA its kinda 2005 now! if fords got a pisspot of money how come Jag went bankrupt, why they close down companies in Uk and sell their F1 team to red bull. if ford are so good why does everyone think theyre so shit. If ford are so great and rich why dont they buy vw, mercedes and bmw. why does ford own shit companies like proton and volvo. and how come the aston martin will never match up to the german cars. |
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Random dude on July 5, 2005 @ 2:41 pm |
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how come in all the surveys i have seen in the past few years got all the german cars at the top end while ford swimmin in the middle. GO FIGURE |
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Random dude on July 5, 2005 @ 2:48 pm |
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i got a vw golf and a bmw 5 series. theyre both modern and they run fine. in case u havnt noticed you shud get a new car, since technology has changed. i know why dont you satisfy yourself with a robin reliant! with some ’nice’ alloy wheels! LOL |
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FORD SUCKS on July 5, 2005 @ 2:54 pm |
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BLAZED! LOL |
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Random dude on July 5, 2005 @ 2:58 pm |
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i know. the guy shud get a car. a decent vw or german car. the new cars are more reliable, ford has pisspots full of money! ROFL. |
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FORD SUCKS on July 5, 2005 @ 2:59 pm |
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NEXT THING YOU KNOW IS FORD WILL ACTUALLY MAKE CARS WITH FOUR WHEELS
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Germanboy on July 5, 2005 @ 4:02 pm |
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LOL. no competition. |
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Ford on July 29, 2005 @ 10:11 pm |
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For
Obese
Retarded
Drivers |
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VeeMan on August 23, 2005 @ 10:38 pm |
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To Random Dude I also have a 1994 VW Jetta with all the toys 1988 Jetta is my Daughters car now Besides I want to see the car reach the 000000 on the odometer And being a VW I think it will be no problem Very Good Car |
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Manny on August 25, 2005 @ 6:42 pm |
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Fucked
Over
Regularly by
Dodge |
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FORD SUCKS on September 5, 2005 @ 5:29 pm |
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Everyone will know tht german cars are one of the best cars in the world. they put there heart into making there cars...no offence to american ppl but the engineers can get very lazy sometimes in delivering the quality of a car..wat i mean is by wat standards the engine is like and how good the interior is...if you face a mercedes e class avantagarde with a cadillac most ppl would choose the merc....i know i would |
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Random dude on September 5, 2005 @ 5:29 pm |
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thank you. some ppl actually buy decent cars! which are reliable! |
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pee boy on September 20, 2005 @ 8:55 pm |
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Poniac
P - POOR
O - OLD
N - NIGGER
T - THINKS
I - ITS
A - A
C - Cadilac |
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Them ford sucks on October 9, 2005 @ 11:20 am |
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Ford’s were the first that’s why they’re the worst.
GM motors all the way. |
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Jessica on October 11, 2005 @ 3:24 pm |
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F lipping
Over rated
Retarded
Drivers
holdens rule go greg murphy you smashed up that shitty ford real well |
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Eucalipt@hotmail.com on October 11, 2005 @ 3:24 pm |
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GREG MURPHY’S is a hero he smashed up MARCOS AMBROSE’S FORD in bathurst and got off go holden |
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heather kohn on November 1, 2005 @ 3:41 pm |
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LOOK im from the gold coast in australia and u cum out here n see what the competion is all about its based upon HOLDENS AND FORDS..holdens have the better style to them but fords have a style aswell..we aussies argue over which is better at times but when it comes down to puttin holdens against fords it really comes out..i prefer my holden then the fords as i find them more comfy to sit in and cruise arouns on the weekend..HOLDENS FORDS N CHEVYS ARE ALL CARS N THEY GET YOU FROM A TO B..BUT HOLDENS GET U FROM A TO Z...you people need to stop arguin over which car is better as long as it gets u to where u wanna go then its ok |
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holden are sik on November 23, 2005 @ 2:32 pm |
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hey heather kohn i like holdens too and i think your right we dont need to know what car is faster holden or ford because there is a speed limit on our australian roads we only need fast cars in legal drags or on race tracks but i would rather have a holden than a ford. my dad owns a ss vz and i think it is very comfatable to sit in and the engine sounds grunty and beefy. |
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