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Posted by: Phyuzin on May 5, 2004 @ 6:03 pm
Hey, listen up. Heres a good "fact" to hit that guy with the Ford whos always givin ya trouble.
In 2000 the EPA submitted a request to Ford Motor Company to "increase aerodynamics on all Ford trucks." The reason? So the tow vehicles pulling the Fords off the road and transporting them to the garage would use less fuel!! |
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scorsey on May 13, 2004 @ 7:40 pm |
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worst joke ever!!!!!!!!!
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chris on May 14, 2004 @ 6:53 pm |
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what do you get if you cross a ford with a chev
a truck that wont start that looks like shit
go buy a dodge |
| From: |
chris on May 14, 2004 @ 7:07 pm |
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built ford tuff yeah my shit is sometimes tuff as well nice one ford |
| From: |
Barny on May 30, 2004 @ 5:21 am |
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haha, wot a shit joke |
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Tahoe on June 1, 2004 @ 12:11 am |
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are you guys old enough to even be chosing a truck? |
| From: |
shaun on June 8, 2004 @ 2:53 am |
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i am i have a dodge |
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Kaila on June 8, 2004 @ 2:09 pm |
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my nine yearold sister tells better jokes than you |
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fitch on June 8, 2004 @ 10:13 pm |
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that sucked a## |
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rob on June 16, 2004 @ 2:12 pm |
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the only thing nice on a dodge is the sheet metal everything else is shit |
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adam on June 20, 2004 @ 11:44 pm |
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CHEVYS KICK ASS FORDS SUCK THAT ALL THERE IS TOO IT |
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bloomer and JL on June 21, 2004 @ 8:44 pm |
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whats the diffrence between a ford and a maxican,
u can trust on the mexican for work at the same price as u can fixin a ford truck.
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holden h8er on June 23, 2004 @ 8:18 am |
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god created shit holden gave it wheels
on the 8th day god created the holden and on the 9th he traded it 4 a ford
holdon or ule fall through the floor
Ashes to ashes,
Dust to dust,
If is wasn’t for Holdens
our tools would be rust |
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holden h8r on July 1, 2004 @ 7:29 am |
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..................................................................................................................................................................
CITY DUMP
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I-------------------I
I holden I
I-------------------I
I |
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JOn on July 17, 2004 @ 6:54 am |
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If Ford Australia are so good why does Holden sell more cars than them? And secondly why is HSV’s top car quicker than the Gt?
Conclusion=Ford are crap.
Ford=Fucked On Race Day. |
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Kaz on July 31, 2004 @ 8:45 pm |
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Fuck y’all. |
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GMdestroyers on August 27, 2004 @ 2:56 am |
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sorry mate ur all fucked in the head, i no that many fords that are authorized GM DESTROYERS, fuck HSV, ill piss on them, shittest cars ever made, pathetic, all u losers hooooaa holden is better probly dont even own a car or tried any of em, so shut ur mouths holden drivers are women, there bitch cars...HAHA so S.A.D, ford = balls of power, hodlen = pissy chev and nissan weak ass engine failure GENIII shit.... |
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chevy pimp on September 6, 2004 @ 1:05 am |
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its built not bild but its ok u cant read or type thats y u like fords dumb ass |
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Rick James on September 9, 2004 @ 12:25 am |
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Dodge and Chevy all the way! |
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swifty on September 15, 2004 @ 1:28 am |
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FORDS FUCKIN RULE! HOLDENS SUCK!! u know what FORD stands for???? For all u Holdens wankers out there.. it doesnt sand for FUCKED ON RACE DAY! It stands for FIRST ON RACE DAY! Get a life Holden lovers. :P |
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Tizzy on September 18, 2004 @ 9:14 pm |
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Ford eats dodge shits chevy |
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holden rulz on September 19, 2004 @ 9:41 pm |
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holden are the best, coz FORDS are found on rubbish dump or fucked on race day |
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holden eater on September 23, 2004 @ 6:19 am |
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GMdestroyers sounds like a good bloke chicks do drive holdens men drive fords if you boys cant handle the power stick to ya bikes |
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... on October 1, 2004 @ 7:04 am |
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1. there hasn’t been a nissan engine in a holden since the vl commodore, and they were sure as fuck better than the fords of the time. Don’t some vl turbos run low 9’s ? YES, look at 21 INCH. Rajab racing etc
2. GENIII a failure? Excuse me? how has it been a failure?
3. Have you even been to a car show? This years holden vs ford was dominated by GENIII powered holdens. Not to mention the 1500hp vh.
4. "pissy weak chevy engine". What do you think the BOSS260 engine is? its an altered mustang engine.
5. Can’t handle the power ? its about power to weight ratio. Which is where ford fuck up, Fords have more power but Holdens are faster.
Im sick of fools like you guys who bag out other peoples cars, you have your preference about what you like and i have mine. That doesn’t mean that what you don’t like is "shit". Grow a brain and respect the car not the badge. Neither Fords or Holdens are shit. |
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ford lover PP on October 4, 2004 @ 7:46 pm |
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fuck all holdens off there berly holden 2 gether get a ford |
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Me on October 5, 2004 @ 2:08 am |
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You are all stupid!
Was the GT500 a failure? The new GT is the fastest production street car EVER produced! |
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hole on October 11, 2004 @ 11:44 am |
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Ford stands for
found on road dead
driver retuns on foot |
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eastwood on November 6, 2004 @ 4:13 pm |
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hah i love you kids that get on here and talk trash when you prob dont even know how the gears on your bikes work. i got a 71 elky that could destroy most of yall.. so go home and quit whinin about stuff when you know damn well CHEVY KICKS ASS |
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Miss Mia Mechanic on December 2, 2004 @ 10:53 pm |
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Ok, Your like a bunch of damn women!!! At the end of the day, it dont really matter what ya driving as long as it’s got a hot block under the bonnet & a driver that can handle those balls!!! seems to me most blokes have em, but dont know how to handle em!!!!!! ford’s just got more wanker drivers & dudes who "think" they know what to put under em!! |
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PIONEER--HOLDEN on December 23, 2004 @ 9:05 am |
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well it looks like to me that there are more ford people saying SHIT about holdens on here the reson being is that all the holden people are out there kicking all ur fords drivers ass’s and i own a holden vl turbo with mo mo rims and vyss rims to spare and pioneer decked out to the max amd i go to the sumer nats all the time and the people love the look of the holdens i recon all fords are to bulky and i race to all arround australia and fords have allways seen my dust it not what the car is its how u race it u can make them look like a candy bar so sweet on the out side so sweet in the inside go back home u ford lovers HELL thats where u all belong and any one that wants to race u can see me at the next sumer nats look 4 pioneer on the side of my car theres only to pioneer cars that goes ones mine and ones my bros and mines better coz ive spent more so ill see u all there hey . HOLDENS RULE !!!!! |
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the dragon on February 27, 2005 @ 4:44 am |
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petty, petty children |
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holdn_h8r on April 12, 2005 @ 6:54 am |
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hey use all suck ass FORDS RULE!!!! if holdnes are so good why do they have to use chevs engines. |
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Josie da random 13yr on April 18, 2005 @ 6:51 pm |
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Ived looove Fords since i was about six or seven just the whole model and look of them are just dazzling 2 look at. One person who said comment on this site was Jon a little further up. He says that Ford Australia are beaten by Holdens-sale wise. Im a kiwi....well actually im Scottish but hey, over here in NZ this year 2005 the BA Ford Falcon won car of the year.... and the Ford Couria most sold. I rest my case dat Fords ROCK and Holdrens REEEEK. I am of course @ the amount of swearing going on from Ford fans. Holden on the other hand have a reason to swear, sheesh i no i would if we owned a Holden!!! |
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Holden Lover on April 18, 2005 @ 7:00 pm |
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I have always loved Holdens! They are the best cars ever, especially the V8s. I would never ever drive a Ford. They are slow, and ugly and all the people that drive them are silly. And if Fords were that great, then why do Holdens ALWAYS win Bathurst. HOLDENS ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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marc 1 on April 19, 2005 @ 9:10 pm |
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best engines ever built............. is a fucking HEMI
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marc 1 on April 19, 2005 @ 9:14 pm |
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HOLDENS... Hope Our Luck Dosent End Now.... biggest pieces of shit ever built...... the only decent car ever built didnt even have its own fucking engine... HOW good can holden be???? please tell me..... |
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marc 1 on April 19, 2005 @ 9:14 pm |
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HOLDENS... Hope Our Luck Dosent End Now.... biggest pieces of shit ever built...... the only decent car ever built didnt even have its own fucking engine... HOW good can holden be???? please tell me..... |
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cdw308 on April 25, 2005 @ 9:22 pm |
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U girls all need 2 get new jokes!!!!!!!! Try cumn up with somethin’ original!! A real car nut will admire the car not the badge. The only thing 2 remember is:-
1) V8’s rule and
2) life begins at 5 litres!!!!
I am building a ’36 Chev rod with 330 stroked 308 and have a ’70 F350 with a worked XB GT 351 engine for my transporter!
So get over it!
Oh yeh, Fords Suk!!!!!!!! |
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holden gal! on April 28, 2005 @ 12:56 am |
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man all u ford people are mental! u no y?.....cuz wen u were born ur parents threw away the baby and kept the after birth!!!!!! EATSHIT just cuz u cant afford a real car and who cares if holdens are chik cars which ther not! cuz we drive better and lok better than u tossas ne day |
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Nissan Fan on August 9, 2005 @ 2:36 pm |
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Why bring Nissan motors into it LMAO. |
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ford suported on August 23, 2005 @ 10:39 pm |
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Holden... Holes, Oil Leaks, Dents and Engine Noise
in repsonce to bathurst being dominated by fords, these days the only thing holden and ford about the bathurst cars are the badges, the rest is all custom, there nothing like the real cars they represent, so its not a fair judgment on the cars, also, xwgtho phase 2, worlds quickest production car ever made at the time, xygtho, worlds faster production car at the time, great old power full cars, killed bathurst, yet that wasnt a big suprise, and back then was when they acytualy used holden parts in holden and ford parts in fords for the races, i know alot about the v8 races, ebing a scuitneer at them, |
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jazza (ford 4 life) on September 2, 2005 @ 2:48 pm |
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why do holden drivers drive with their arms out the window? To hold the door on!
God made shit, holden made it move.
FORD
(F)OUND
(O)N
(R)ICH
(D)RIVEWAYS
After God created the earth he bought a holden and felt a bit better, The day after that he
replaced it with a EVEN BETTER car a "FORD" and he was finally Happy.
Sure Ford kick ass.....however i respect holdens....It is afterall they who keep the TowTruck business going
Holden" together with sticky tape till they fall apart
oh, why are Holdens so Friggin cheap, COS U GET WOT U PAY 4!
H Holden
O Owners
L Lick
D Dick
E Every
N Night
on the 8th day god created the holden and on the 9th he traded it 4 a ford
Ashes to ashes,
Dust to dust,
If is wasn’t for Holdens
our tools would be rust
Hope Our Luck Dosent End Now
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Fats On Race Day on September 20, 2005 @ 8:55 pm |
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hey all you chevy fans need to quit crying because ford will kick all your asses
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Joseph on September 21, 2005 @ 5:57 pm |
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haha unfunny clown |
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chok on October 14, 2005 @ 4:12 pm |
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what is the difference between a ford and a tampon not much a tampon comes with its own tow rope fords are crap gt stands for glued together |
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holden owner on November 1, 2005 @ 3:41 pm |
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I have heard all the same jokes get sum new ones WHO WON BATHURST HOLDEN DID |
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