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What ford really means
Posted by: Webby on June 10, 2004 @ 5:32 pm
| FORD Flat Out Racing Daewoos |
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| From: |
lx b on June 21, 2004 @ 5:11 am |
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ford = fukin old racing dicks |
| From: |
fords rule on June 21, 2004 @ 7:42 pm |
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ford=first on race day |
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shyhorse21 6/23/04 on June 23, 2004 @ 9:21 pm |
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Ford= fix or repair daily |
| From: |
ryan on June 26, 2004 @ 10:31 pm |
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chevy owners are all a bunch of typical queers |
| From: |
fishy on June 28, 2004 @ 9:41 pm |
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FORD= fords only run down hill
full of rust + defects
four old rusty doors
f**ked on race day
the possibilities are endless
Holden rulz!
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| From: |
chevy man on July 10, 2004 @ 11:45 pm |
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fuckin old rotten dick fucked over rebuilt dodge found on road dead |
| From: |
HoTtIe on July 11, 2004 @ 10:24 pm |
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ford sucks HOLDEN all the way
Found On Rubbish Dumps |
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Cube on July 15, 2004 @ 9:44 pm |
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Ford= Fuck Off Redneck Dildo clowns |
| From: |
Jess on July 16, 2004 @ 10:22 pm |
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This is chevu Country and on a quiet night you can hear a ford rusting...FORDS SUCK!!!
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| From: |
Tony on July 18, 2004 @ 3:33 pm |
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Ford-----> found on roadside dead |
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Tom Labadie on July 22, 2004 @ 2:05 am |
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Factory ordered road disaster
F*cked over recycled Dodge
F*cked over regurgitated Dodge
F*cked over rebuilt Dodge
I’d rather push my Dodges than drive any Ford! |
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Shelby GT500E on July 26, 2004 @ 4:11 am |
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HOLDEN: Heavy Oil Leaks Disturbing Engine Noises
FORD: Fully Operational Racing Device |
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ta-zia on July 27, 2004 @ 6:15 am |
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it works backwards too...
Driver Returns on Foot |
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ta-zia on July 27, 2004 @ 6:16 am |
| Comment: |
It works backwards too
Driver Returns on Foot |
| From: |
MOTOGIRL on July 30, 2004 @ 3:32 pm |
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Fuck Our Ride Died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
kaz on July 31, 2004 @ 8:41 pm |
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Who gives a fuck what fuckin’ company makes the fuckin cars we drive we’re all lucky to be living in the greatest country in the world where we have a choice. I’ve owned both and they both break down. |
| From: |
tyler bulldozer on August 9, 2004 @ 2:09 am |
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god created holdens so dumbasses can drive fords |
| From: |
MoparFireMan426 on August 11, 2004 @ 6:03 pm |
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Ford Owners Reccomend Dodge |
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MoparFireMan426 on August 11, 2004 @ 6:03 pm |
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Ford Owners Reccomend Dodge |
| From: |
dan da man on August 15, 2004 @ 10:54 pm |
| Comment: |
ford
found on rual drive
fix or reper daley |
| From: |
sponge on August 24, 2004 @ 4:02 pm |
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ford = Found On Road Dead |
| From: |
bryans_baby_gurl on August 29, 2004 @ 12:07 pm |
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FORD’S KICK ASS & THAT IS NEVER GOING TO CHANGE!!! |
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Jay&Jay on September 4, 2004 @ 12:57 am |
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Musta already did baby_girl |
| From: |
ford babe on September 6, 2004 @ 7:49 am |
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GOD CREATED SHIT AND HOLDEN PUT WHEELS ON IT |
| From: |
amanda on September 9, 2004 @ 4:40 pm |
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FORD
Farmer’s Only Reason to Drink |
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anita bath on September 11, 2004 @ 7:46 am |
| Comment: |
do you like big sloppy floppy stinky hairy lanky donky dick |
| From: |
dildo bagins on September 11, 2004 @ 7:50 am |
| Comment: |
she said thankyou, for her brand new super dooper dildo |
| From: |
ben dover on September 11, 2004 @ 8:00 am |
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from black fellah to white fellah.
dear white fellah,
coupla tings you orta no.
firstly
wen i am born,im black
wen i grow up, im black
wen i get sick,im black
wen i go out in the sun,im black
wen im cold,im black
and when i get scared, yes,im black.
and wen i die,im still black
But you white fellah.
wen you born,you pink
wen you grow up,you white
wen you get sick,you green
wen you go out in sun,you red
wen you get cold, you go blue
wen you getscared, you yellow
and wenyou die,you purple
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| From: |
m2k03 on September 12, 2004 @ 12:43 am |
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FORDS SUCk |
| From: |
fishy on September 14, 2004 @ 6:40 am |
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hey, bryans_baby_gurl, you said that ford’s kick ass and is never going to change, well, i hate to break it to you, but it already has!
FORD SUCKS 4EVA!!!
Holden Rules! |
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fishy on September 14, 2004 @ 6:48 am |
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uhh, can i ask a question? if ford is so ’good’, then why are there so many people putting shit on fords?
built ford tough
if you put it a holden supporters words, they’d say
built ford Rough |
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Christian Simonetti on September 21, 2004 @ 10:29 am |
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All of the bad jokes regarding ford
Is because you guys Can not afford to buy one
If you have the time and money or resources
Go on a cross country drive and count all the vehicles towing toyhaulers
and you will be shocked the Majority is in this sequence
Ford 65% Dodge 20% Chevy or gmc
Christian Simonetti |
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ford hater on September 29, 2004 @ 3:05 pm |
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christian
that is because chevy or gm owners are too smart too waist there time haulin around shit like that . just like the saying gose old chevy’s never die they just go faster.........
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me on October 5, 2004 @ 2:13 am |
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Everyone needs to take a spelling lesson. How many ’32 Chevys do you see? How many ’32 fords do you see? What the f*ck kinda saying is that, I’ve never heard it. |
| From: |
Nick on October 8, 2004 @ 12:51 am |
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i love fords |
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FORD SUCK on October 20, 2004 @ 4:46 am |
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F: Federation
O: Of
R: Recycled
D: Datsuns
GO the mighty holdens |
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Alex: FORD SUCKS ASS on October 21, 2004 @ 12:23 pm |
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All you motherfuckers need to get a fucking life. If you drive a dodge or ford ur all going to hell! Man to tell u the truth CHEVY KICKS ASS Its the best vehical out there. I can look at my neighbors 1967 ford mustang over the years and watch him personally fix it every time he goes to the drag strip, we have a old gto and it kicks ass! FORD: FOUND ON ROAD DEAD! Hey on the new chevy chemerical when the tractor trailer breaks down and they take one of the chevys off and pull the trailer 200 more miles to drop off the rest of the trucks thats fucking SWEET! I dont see no pice of shit ford ar dodge doing that!
KISS MY ASS FORD AND DODGE OWNERS!!! |
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mj ford ranger on October 24, 2004 @ 8:50 pm |
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if you cant say somthing without cussing dont speak..you just prove to everyone else that you are as stupid as you sound....and as for ford or chevy, i bought an s10 had it for 2 weeks. sold it because it was the biggest piece of junk ever and bought a ford ranger , have been happy with it ever sinse |
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Bobbo on October 28, 2004 @ 12:16 am |
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What do a golf ball and a ford have in common?
You can actually drive a golf ball 200 yards. |
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mj ford ranger on October 28, 2004 @ 6:35 pm |
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ha ha ha jking actually nvm when i had my ford ranger with a dodge engine and tramsmiddion in it the transmission gears had a propblem down shifting so i had to get another 3 and they all broke and for the engine in my ford ranger i had to go trough 2 ford engines and i dodge engine which i have in it now so i traded the car in and got a real mans truck a 1986 chevy siveraldo and runs more stronger than my fucked ford ranger with a dodge engine in it or my chevy s-10 with a ford engine in it man was i retarded man you chevy ppl are the best |
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mj ford ranger on October 28, 2004 @ 6:42 pm |
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and my 86 chevy siveraldo actually has a good engine in it a chevrolet gm certified engine in it and its american made not like ford or dodges where theres just sucks and im about to put a hemi on my chevy to and thats probally the 1 good thing about dodge but theres nothing good about ford because chevy can beat them both any day |
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Alex on November 7, 2004 @ 6:56 pm |
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Lmao FORD SUCKS BALLS. |
| From: |
Alex on November 7, 2004 @ 7:06 pm |
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Any girls instred in a good time call me at 724 813 1879. |
| From: |
Alex on November 8, 2004 @ 2:10 pm |
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U know why its quiet at night? So u can here fords rusting. |
| From: |
Derrick on November 11, 2004 @ 11:22 am |
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YOU ALL NEED A LIFE |
| From: |
jeff on November 26, 2004 @ 7:32 pm |
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fucked off race dirt |
| From: |
luke on November 30, 2004 @ 4:53 am |
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i have a huge holden dik |
| From: |
aron of joplin on December 4, 2004 @ 3:50 am |
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fords fucking suck ass I love chevys and dodges
F: FOR F:FUCK
O:ONLY O:OUR
R:RETARDED R:RANGER
D:DRIVERS D:DIED |
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chevy#105 on December 6, 2004 @ 8:33 pm |
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ok heres the thing my friend has a 98 dakota and my other freind has a 2000 jeep cherrokee classic both suck they both acted like retarded hill billys and drag raced them and the transmission on my friends 98 dodge dakota GOT FUCKED UP and i started laffing im getting a 98 chevy s-104x4 it goes 130mph 10 mph faster than my friends dakota and my other friends cherokee can kiss my ass and eat my dust ha ha |
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Monica on December 7, 2004 @ 1:47 am |
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FUCKING ONLY RUNS DOWNHILL |
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jack meoff on December 7, 2004 @ 9:20 am |
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ford: suck my fucking dick |
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jason on January 23, 2005 @ 8:25 pm |
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THIS IS A CHEVEROLET COUNTRY ON A QUIET NIGH YOU CAN HEAR A FORD RUST!
FORD SUCKS!
BLOW ME FORD GIRL! |
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screw a goat on February 8, 2005 @ 8:50 pm |
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This is a DODGE RAM country.
ford is all of the following: roughest rideing, noise makeing, gas guzzling, peace of "JUNK" on the road.
chevy is all of the following: plastic bumpers, plastic raditaor, transmittion failing,
low towing capibalty, un-safe, uglyest, truck on the road. |
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ford suck holden rul on February 21, 2005 @ 2:50 am |
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my mate had a brand new 03 ford that was over 50k he ended pay more 4 repars then the dam car so all u ford people can go suck thear dads dick after holden smoke your ass 2 hell |
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but hole on April 27, 2005 @ 10:38 pm |
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ford will always be shit |
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ford are shit on May 1, 2005 @ 10:49 pm |
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ford was made shit ford are shit ford will b more shit as time go on |
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BaBy GiRl FoRd on May 2, 2005 @ 3:58 am |
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id rather push mi ford than drive a holden
the only difference between a holden and a golfball....is you can drive a golfball 200 yards.........HOLDEN SUX U GUYS......GET OVA IT |
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jim on May 21, 2005 @ 7:49 pm |
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fuck all you dodge and chevy lovers. FORD is the best. |
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fords suck on June 13, 2005 @ 3:40 pm |
| Comment: |
F.aggots
O.nly
R.ide
D.icks
Chevy’s kick ass!!! Fords just kiss em’ |
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ford is beta than u on September 11, 2005 @ 4:23 pm |
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holden sux, ford rox thats it
Holden...drive on, U CANT
Remember
Ford...No Boundaries! |
| From: |
MPD on September 14, 2005 @ 11:19 pm |
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Flip Over Read Directions |
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holden chic on September 16, 2005 @ 5:38 pm |
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to that baby girl ford (the message a few up from me) the reason u would wanna push ur ford rather than drive a holden is coz ur ford is a shitbox and keeps braken down and the fact that u cant get ur hands on a holen coz we no ur a shit driver and we maken sure u stay clear of our master pices unlike ur shitboxes. |
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mark wise on September 20, 2005 @ 8:57 pm |
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ford: forget out runing dale. dale earnhardt that is. |
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joe huzdan on October 2, 2005 @ 12:02 pm |
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fords stand for fuckn old red dick
or found on rubbish dump |
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my cunnt on October 14, 2005 @ 4:11 pm |
| Comment: |
ford
fucked
on
race
day |
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nutjob on October 14, 2005 @ 4:11 pm |
| Comment: |
check out the bathurst great race record
FORDS COP IT UP THE BUM DOO DAH |
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MOPAR!!!!!!!! on November 5, 2005 @ 10:50 pm |
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ok i own an 86 DODGE ram and i bought it a few years ago i put 50,000 km (canada for all you stupid people)and it is still running strong ... and for all you dam chevy guys out there i the 340 small block cars beat all you big block chev cars and yes i would rather drive a ford than chevy because you now what they say...
C-cracked
H-head
E-every
V-valve
R-rattles
O-oil
L-leaks
E-every
T-time |
| From: |
Jeff on November 8, 2005 @ 5:54 pm |
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how do you increase the value of a FORD?
fill it with gas |
| From: |
MoparorNocar on November 10, 2005 @ 5:47 pm |
| Comment: |
Faulty Oil Recirculation Device |
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Sweetie on November 17, 2005 @ 8:26 pm |
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Who came out first? So who’s the copy cat ford or chevy?? Why is Alex referring to a commercial when the trucks in them aren’t stock or have the originally factory engine or most times even real??? |
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8thdwarf on November 20, 2005 @ 2:58 pm |
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If holden are that good , why do all the v8 supercars (holdens included) run FORD 9" diffs??????? |
| From: |
big bad brad on November 30, 2005 @ 8:12 pm |
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holdens are all a bunch of crap, they were made to be laughed at and humiliated |
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