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Jew’s suck still
Posted by: Jay&Jay on July 23, 2004 @ 5:01 pm

Go Back

A Texan was talking big in a bar one night about how much money he had,how many women he had been with and how much land he owned. A young man, growing tired of all the big talk finally asked the Texan,

"Just how much land do you actually own"? The Texan tipped back his cowboy hat and said to the young man

" Well sonny let me put it to ya like this, I can get in my pickup at sunrise, drive all day long,skip lunch and still not get to the other side of my property by sundown". The young man shot back quickly,

" Oh yeah, I know what you mean, I used to own a Ford truck too"!


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From: Jay&Jay on September 16, 2004 @ 12:00 pm
Comment: Well you’re name is the only thing that makes you look good you know that?

From: haha on September 16, 2004 @ 5:42 pm
Comment: I fucked a jew in a ford once!

From: tamara on September 26, 2004 @ 10:58 am
Comment: your all fucken sick assholes.

From: Val on October 15, 2004 @ 3:33 am
Comment: *lmao*
A jew in a ford. Sucks times 2.

From: Jay&Jay on October 22, 2004 @ 6:41 am
Comment: LMFAO
No shit^

From: hibig on October 23, 2004 @ 3:11 pm
Comment: that was so funny i HATE fords tooooo

From: lol on October 30, 2004 @ 9:49 am
Comment: THIS JOKE IS SHIT, FORDS ARE BETTER CARS THAN THE COMP. FUCK YOU Jay&Jay, your fucking queer

From: HEY IM A SPIC on November 5, 2004 @ 7:57 pm
Comment: i cut lawns for a living with my ford, and hey pal i see reggin backwords and know what it means jidicl ur a fucking loser e u were just on the site too i wish i could find u and suck ur dick

From: jlaudioman on November 8, 2004 @ 9:52 pm
Comment: I don’t care what anyone else says....ford sucks balls. i don’t give a shit what you do with your ford, it SUCKS. Ford was the earliest produced car and they still can’t get things right. They’re comparable to a shitty ass Harley Davidson-both have stoneage technology and rediculously stupid designs. I’ll take anything made by Honda or Toyota ANYDAY over shit ass Ford. And enough with the racist comments, they’re not necessary you damn bigots.

From: Men on March 16, 2005 @ 9:20 pm
Comment: That was the worst joke i ever freakin heard

From: FBluFox@aol.com on April 11, 2005 @ 3:40 pm
Comment: email me at FBluFox@aol.com

From: darren on August 4, 2005 @ 8:15 pm
Comment: dude.. ford’s are fucking shit.. plain.. simple...

   
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