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F.O.R.D means???
Posted by: Whatever on September 14, 2004 @ 10:41 pm

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F: found

O: on

R: rubbish

D: dump


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From: ang on September 16, 2004 @ 3:08 pm
Comment: F. O. R. D. FOUND ON ROAD DEAD

From: theweirdcanadian on September 16, 2004 @ 5:36 pm
Comment: ya its FOUND
ON
ROAD
DEAD!

Stupid dumbass!

From: Whatever on September 16, 2004 @ 11:14 pm
Comment: Hey u guys suck its just a joke and i liked it so fuck you all!

From: Steph on September 17, 2004 @ 12:17 am
Comment: F ucked
O ver
R epaired
D odge :)

From: 99z28 on September 17, 2004 @ 3:19 am
Comment: Ford
Owners
Ride
Dick

From: Marshal on september on September 17, 2004 @ 9:36 am
Comment: F lip
O ver
R ead
D irections

From: SmartOne on September 17, 2004 @ 5:17 pm
Comment: You people are dumb. Waste your time making fun of fords. GET A LIFE! This is Ford Country, and thats how it will stay.
For Fun First Fully
Off Off On Operational
Road Road Race Racing
Drivers Diesels Day Device

From: Jennifer on September 20, 2004 @ 9:47 am
Comment: Ford Backwards Equals:

Driver
Returns
On
Foot

From: Whatever on September 21, 2004 @ 9:41 pm
Comment: Ha good one guys!!!

From: Whatever on September 21, 2004 @ 9:41 pm
Comment: Ha good one guys!!! : )

From: Bob on September 22, 2004 @ 9:53 pm
Comment: well i dont no why anyone wouldnt like fords there AWESOME!!!!!!!!

From: Jared on September 24, 2004 @ 2:33 am
Comment: Holden owners are so dumb they only can make jokes about fords cause its a four letter word un like holden which is 6 so its harder

Holden
Owners
Lick
Dick
Every
Night + Day

From: becky on September 24, 2004 @ 11:38 am
Comment: F-ixed
O-n
R-ace
D-ay

From: becky on September 24, 2004 @ 11:39 am
Comment: F-our
O-ld
R-usty
D-oors

From: dusty on September 25, 2004 @ 6:33 pm
Comment: F-fix
O-or
R-repair
D-daily

From: Troy on September 26, 2004 @ 6:55 pm
Comment: F-fucker
O-only
R-rolls
D-downhill

From: matt on September 28, 2004 @ 11:19 pm
Comment: Falure ON Research Deveolopment

From: Cody on October 15, 2004 @ 12:05 pm
Comment: ya all are stupid cuz this is chevy country and on a quiet night you can hear a ford rust.
and the only way a ford could ever be first on race day is if it was still there from the last race day

facory ordered road disastor

From: Cody on October 15, 2004 @ 12:18 pm
Comment: F:for fuckin fliped first ford for found forget
O:only okies over on owner off on out
R:retarded really russhen recall relly road road running
D:drivers digem dunebuggy day dumb death distroyed dale

From: Cody on October 20, 2004 @ 4:34 am
Comment: F: Federation
O: Of
R: Recycled
D: Datsuns

From: tim on October 24, 2004 @ 4:36 pm
Comment: F: French
O: Only
R: Ride
D: Dees

From: cody on October 25, 2004 @ 12:39 pm
Comment: not me for shure thats because this is chevy country and on a quiet night you can hear a ford rust.

From: j on October 28, 2004 @ 2:53 am
Comment: Cracked
Head
Every
Valve
Rattles
Oil
Leaks
Every
Time

From: lol on October 30, 2004 @ 9:54 am
Comment: FORD RULES AND HOLDENS AND CHEVYS SUCK


From: c on November 2, 2004 @ 1:30 am
Comment: Fuckin
Owner’s
Really
Dumb

From: spaz on November 2, 2004 @ 1:31 am
Comment: Fucked
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge

From: corey on November 2, 2004 @ 11:41 am
Comment: F-FIRST
O-ON
R-RACE
D-DAY
BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO GET THERE AND FIX THEM BEFORE YOU RACE THEM

From: mike on November 4, 2004 @ 7:55 pm
Comment: yall r retards id rather push a ford than drive a fukin chevy any ways ford realy stands for::::: For Off Road Drivers:::::::First On Race Day::::Fully Operational Racing Device

From: steve on November 9, 2004 @ 6:31 am
Comment: If Fords are so shit why are you talking about them, or are you own vehicles thats crap you are embarrased to chat about them....Get a life you lamers

From: Alee on November 16, 2004 @ 12:05 am
Comment: fords r crap lil non moving things!! they cant get up hill or can even start when they do they go put....put......put......put......put.....put....HOLDEN ROX !!!!!!!! who eva likes fords suck read all da bad things bout fords which r correct and ppls who like holdends ROX!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: bob on November 16, 2004 @ 7:18 pm
Comment: people who dis fords because they dont run are only dip shits who dont know how to drive them. fords kick ass. o and lol and j you guys are so right.

From: Doomfest23 on November 18, 2004 @ 4:55 pm
Comment: Bye, bye stupid chevrolet guys,
i drove my t-bird to the leward to watch them shitys all die.
Them shitrolays seemed to crie,
This’ll be the day that we die.

Yo, FORD is the BEST there IS the BEST there WAS and the BEST there EVER WILL BE!!!

From: Doomfest23 on November 18, 2004 @ 4:56 pm
Comment: F-uck
O-ld
R-aggedy
D-odges

From: thomas johnson on November 22, 2004 @ 9:32 am
Comment: First
Old
Rattling
Dodges

From: ReklessRed on November 22, 2004 @ 6:38 pm
Comment: wow i think ya got em all covered. except.....

First On Rust an Deterioration

From: Doomfest23 on November 28, 2004 @ 10:24 pm
Comment: Yeah? bring your punk ass over to my town so we can race. just don’t get in front of it... shit splatters and i don’t want to clean it off.

From: Drew on December 13, 2004 @ 6:01 pm
Comment: damn alot of ppl are being positive about their Fucked Over Road Disasters... Youll go far wit that attitude... Depends on how far your willing to push your Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge...

From: gassgusler8 on February 15, 2005 @ 8:54 pm
Comment: FRIENDS DON’T LET FRIENDS Drive FORD’S

From: j.w.lott on March 8, 2005 @ 11:49 am
Comment: f: found
o: on
r: road
d: dead

From: haulin ass on March 8, 2005 @ 11:50 am
Comment: f: found
o: on
r: road
d: dead

From: haulin ass on March 8, 2005 @ 11:53 am
Comment: f: fix
o: or
r: repair
d: daily

From: haulin ass on March 10, 2005 @ 12:26 pm
Comment: fix
or
repair
daily

From: haulin on March 10, 2005 @ 12:29 pm
Comment: why do fords have heated bumpers?

dont know?

cause you are always pushing them!

grab life by the horns get a dodge

this mopar eats chevys and shits fords

From: haulin on March 10, 2005 @ 12:32 pm
Comment: why do fords have heated bumpers

so your hands dont get cold when you are pushing them

grab life by the horns and get a dodge

this mopar eats chevys and shits fords

From: haulin on March 10, 2005 @ 12:34 pm
Comment: why are dodges/chevys always in the winners circle

fords got suspended cause it fondled the trophy girl

From: word up on April 3, 2005 @ 3:45 pm
Comment: Well at least people who drive chevys/dodges can spell Ford, if nothing else.

From: HondaBoy on April 4, 2005 @ 3:44 pm
Comment: Fords suck, everyone knows that, you want a car that will run forever get a Honda or any other jap car. On that not Chevy and GM suck balls too, that is why Honda will own GM in a few years unless Bob Lutz turns things around quick.

From: kate on April 15, 2005 @ 2:02 am
Comment: holden rox i lost my verginity in one and man the air conditioner really cooled me down. fuck you fords

From: fart on May 1, 2005 @ 12:37 am
Comment: or not

From: brad on May 1, 2005 @ 12:40 am
Comment: nakita has a big lip ewwwwwwww

From: i peed on on May 1, 2005 @ 12:41 am
Comment: nikita has a fish lip she has triped over it billions of times

From: chevy man on August 5, 2005 @ 2:07 pm
Comment: ford is the bigest piece of shit anybody ever built

From: montecarlos on November 16, 2005 @ 10:31 pm
Comment: I love chevy’s because i grew up around them and that’s what most people I know Drive. I belive that a chevy’s motor is way better than a Ford’s but I also think that fords make a better body style as far as aerodynamics and a different look is concerned.

   
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