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True Meaning of Holden
Posted by: Shane on September 15, 2004 @ 9:12 pm
H Holden
O Owners
L Lick
D Dick
E Every
N Night |
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| From: |
craig on September 16, 2004 @ 8:57 pm |
| Comment: |
Awesome meaning, i totaly agree |
| From: |
Whatever on September 16, 2004 @ 11:24 pm |
| Comment: |
eeeeeeeeewwwwww! Thats grose! |
| From: |
kyle on September 17, 2004 @ 7:23 am |
| Comment: |
Ford
Owners
Ride
Dick |
| From: |
Holden Owns You on October 8, 2004 @ 8:38 pm |
| Comment: |
Bastard!! You are a racist, and a boy racer. Fuck off back to asia.
Who’s 1, 2, and 3 at bathurst??? Thats right, its HOLDEN |
| From: |
Brianna on October 10, 2004 @ 3:01 am |
| Comment: |
FORDS ARE:
F-ound
O-n
R-ubbish
D-umps |
| From: |
phil on October 12, 2004 @ 4:06 pm |
| Comment: |
ur a bit slow mate, holden came 1st but FORD came 2 3 4 5 6 7, holden is inconsistant |
| From: |
SHANE on October 12, 2004 @ 4:32 pm |
| Comment: |
Brianna ,nathan , and kyle are all total bums so go get a life |
| From: |
i eat nails on October 12, 2004 @ 7:57 pm |
| Comment: |
i was here but now im not
im round the corner smoking pot
left this here to prove a point
lifes a bitch without a joint
and that fellas, is the solemn truth |
| From: |
V8Holdenfreak on October 16, 2004 @ 4:33 am |
| Comment: |
all u ford losers are so angrey because Greg Murphey won Bathurst this year and i love to rub it in |
| From: |
barry on October 21, 2004 @ 3:56 am |
| Comment: |
jap cars rule so when u say milk and juice comes in 2 litres only cheap wine comes in 5 litres |
| From: |
Zee82 on October 27, 2004 @ 3:25 am |
| Comment: |
Holdens SUCK
Take a look at the people who drive them - absolute wankers with no respect.
GO FORD - U good thing you! |
| From: |
Tommo on November 2, 2004 @ 5:29 am |
| Comment: |
Who gives a flying fuk bout bathurst hholdenfreak... scott ur totally right hu does use the word "bum". GO YAMAHA |
| From: |
Krazy Kid on November 3, 2004 @ 3:46 am |
| Comment: |
Man I fucking hate "FORD" how they think there so tight and shit. Whoever thinks ford is good? then you got problems in ya head because let it be known That Chevy is the king forever. American Revolution Not some (F)ucked (O)ver (R)ebuilt (D)odge... but dodge is pretty cool to though still better than ford. O but check this out
If some ford-lover tells you that "FORD" stands for first on race day just tell them that the only way a ford could be "first on race day" is if it was still there from the last race day. |
| From: |
doug on November 21, 2004 @ 11:22 pm |
| Comment: |
holdens are crap, |
| From: |
me =) on December 8, 2004 @ 3:35 am |
| Comment: |
hey im 13 im not a person to go for cars but this one is for my dad . . . Holdens Wish they were shit because shit will always be one step above them . . . any ways why are you fighting over cars its not like they stick up for you = P |
| From: |
Holden Chick on December 17, 2004 @ 8:16 am |
| Comment: |
god created fords but then he had a better idea. |
| From: |
joke king on December 19, 2004 @ 9:29 am |
| Comment: |
u all suk if enyone her rekons thay can beat my HOLDEN gemini (9.31second car) bring it and get a holden u u fuks
Fedaration
Of
Recicled
Datsuns |
| From: |
FORD LOVER on December 20, 2004 @ 8:21 am |
| Comment: |
Holdens suck
Go the mighty DJR high performance 320, and FPV GT, and all the FPV range, and the BA falcon what good cars have holden built, every one thinks holden rule the race tracks but ford have won the past two years and if nobody knows fords were so fast for holdens that the V8 group of losers made ford get a different aero package so holdens could catch up to fords, and also you can’t compare a V8 supercar to a street car, because they have nothing in common..
Ford build better cars then holden in every way, better looks, more power, BETTER EVERYTHING |
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ford man deano on January 2, 2005 @ 4:36 am |
| Comment: |
why are holdens making their car bodies more aerodynamic? so the tow trucks get more mileage, yeh thats right u holden wankers, holden-push on, you bunch of pretenders, get a real car!!!! |
| From: |
ford man deano on January 2, 2005 @ 4:42 am |
| Comment: |
and seriously, the only reason holdens were invented was to keep dickheads out of fords
ford is the future, the only good holden is a burnt holden, push on you stupid holden spastics!!!! |
| From: |
shannon on January 3, 2005 @ 10:21 pm |
| Comment: |
you are all jewish |
| From: |
holden fan on January 30, 2005 @ 10:42 pm |
| Comment: |
holdens r way beta than those peice of shit fords!!! holdens all the way dik heads!! by a ford ur dumb by a holden and u won!!!!!! |
| From: |
sarah on February 1, 2005 @ 11:18 pm |
| Comment: |
F O R D
Found On Rubbish Dumps
Fix Or Repair Daily
Fails On Rainy Days
Fucked On Race Day
Found On Roadside Dead
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
Flip Over Read Directions
Four Old Rusted Doors
Ford Owner Really Dumb
Fords Only Run Downhill
Or in reverse...
D R O F
Drivers Return On Foot
Don’t Ride Over Fifty
Danged Roaches Outrun Ford
Datsun Rules Over Ford
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| From: |
rickz on February 5, 2005 @ 5:10 am |
| Comment: |
hey you fucksticks if it wasnt for henry FORD u holden wankers wouldnt have your shitheaps learn how to spell to fuckheads |
| From: |
ford man deano on February 13, 2005 @ 5:04 am |
| Comment: |
why do holden drivers drive with their arms out the window? To hold the door on!
hahahahaha, push on u holden try hards |
| From: |
sarah on February 15, 2005 @ 1:15 am |
| Comment: |
but a ford and you buy the best,
drive a mile and you walk the rest. |
| From: |
*stace* on February 22, 2005 @ 4:17 am |
| Comment: |
FORD ROX’S... SHUT UP ALL U HOLDEN SUPPORTERS.. U DONT NO WHAT UR MISSING!!....
God made $h!t, holden made it move. GO FORDS!!!!!
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| From: |
Bob on February 22, 2005 @ 11:33 pm |
| Comment: |
FORD
(F)OUND
(O)N
(R)ICH
(D)RIVEWAYS |
| From: |
wayedy on February 25, 2005 @ 7:32 pm |
| Comment: |
TRY AGAIN MOTHA FOOKA! KISS MA ASS SO WHAT??? |
| From: |
SBR_Babe on February 27, 2005 @ 3:05 am |
| Comment: |
oh for fucks sake, the little maggot’s never pipe down do they?
Come on we all know whos better, that would be FORD!!
who’s won the V8 series two years running...Marcos Ambrose...who does he drive for FORD...nobody can get within a fucking mile of him...and SKAIFE IS A TOTAL FUCKING ARSEHOLE AND NEEDS TO GET OVER HIMSELF
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| From: |
Dick on March 2, 2005 @ 4:18 am |
| Comment: |
im pretty sure no type of drink comes in 5..6 and 5.9 litres ect. Ford rule Jap cars suck. |
| From: |
Michael Camphin on March 10, 2005 @ 1:21 am |
| Comment: |
After God created the earth he bought a holden and felt a bit better, The day after that he
replaced it with a EVEN BETTER car a "FORD" and he was finally Happy. |
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luv the ford on March 29, 2005 @ 2:17 am |
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all you holden owners suck willy, thats all i can say, ford are the only way, and only will be the way, why dont u holden nobs get off our road. |
| From: |
Ford King on April 15, 2005 @ 7:36 pm |
| Comment: |
Sure Ford kick ass.....however i respect holdens....It is afterall they who keep the TowTruck business going |
| From: |
K!rsT..=) FORD!! on April 16, 2005 @ 3:08 am |
| Comment: |
LUV IS good LuV IS golden LUV is good in the back of a holden!! OMG what fuckn Shit ass joke was that... ahahahaha. for the love in the back of the HOLDEN... thats pretty fuckin not right. because firstly, fords have better suspension!!!!
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OWNER_OF_A_427_MOTOR on April 27, 2005 @ 4:56 am |
| Comment: |
Ford brough out the best engines back in the late 60’s. they raced them in Lamouns and other tourneys. These new ford engines flogged the ass off all the other brands like holden and chevy. The holden organistion decided that they were sick of being second place to these new motors, which were the 427, 426 and ford 428 motor. So they paid of the race officals so that they put certin restictions on the motors, which just happened rule out these new ford motors. only now ford are finally building new cars to smoke any recent holden... the FPV series, and the new F6 typhoon will be the next step in performance vehicles in australian |
| From: |
Lorraine on June 29, 2005 @ 10:32 pm |
| Comment: |
F - Fix
O - Or
R - Repair
D - Daily |
| From: |
ruth the sex beast on July 3, 2005 @ 5:39 am |
| Comment: |
ANY PPLZ OUT THERE WHO DONT LIKE FORD THEY HAVNT GOT $H!T ON ANY1 BUT EMSELVS SO FORD 4 LIFE |
| From: |
Bobo on July 29, 2005 @ 10:11 pm |
| Comment: |
Holdens are shit why? because they all look like fukin commodores! You dickheads have to learn that ford kicks holdens ass. GM made a mistake to have holden cos’ the rest of them GM cars are good. Respect to all but holden the piece of V8 shit. |
| From: |
HSV can SMC on August 2, 2005 @ 2:20 pm |
| Comment: |
Hope
Our
Luck
Dosen’t
End
Now |
| From: |
holden sux on August 4, 2005 @ 8:15 pm |
| Comment: |
Heaps
Of
Leaking
Dogshit
Ecepting
Neglect
I fund a Secret about holden, they only way they can get a holden to do 100KM’s is to stell ford motors put them in holdens and stamp holden over the ford badge. |
| From: |
OBAIA on August 5, 2005 @ 2:07 pm |
| Comment: |
ALL YOU HOLDEN FANS ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT AWARE THAT HENRY FORD STARTED BUILDING FORDS IN AUSTRALIA IN ABOUT 1923 THE FIRST V8 FORD CAME OUT IN 1934 THE FIRST HOLDEN WAS BUILT IN 1948 ABOUT 25 YEARS AFTER FORD WAS BUILT HERE THE FIRST HOLDEN WAS A TALL CAR THAT FELL OVER A LOT. HAD A LITTLE GREY SIX CYLINDER MOTOR UP UNTIL 1964 AND THE FIRST V8 INSTALLED WAS A CHEV MOTOR IN ABOUT 1968 SO FORD RUN V8 FOR about 34 YEARS BEFORE HOLDEN INSTALLED ONE.
EVERY TIME I SEE SOMEBODY DRIVING A COMMODORE I THINK TO MYSELF HOW COULD YOU BE PROUD OF THAT HEAP OF SHIT. |
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ford fanatic on August 23, 2005 @ 10:37 pm |
| Comment: |
it is actualy love is sweet love is golden love is made in a back of a holden if u get tired or if u get bored i suggest u go have a fuk in a FORD !!!!!!!! stick that up your heap of shit holden lossers |
| From: |
ford suck on September 21, 2005 @ 5:57 pm |
| Comment: |
ford are a heap of shit |
| From: |
fisherdus on September 23, 2005 @ 5:58 pm |
| Comment: |
sorry but the joke was better than any for joke ever hahaha i spewed milk outta my nose funny |
| From: |
ford rule on September 23, 2005 @ 5:58 pm |
| Comment: |
holes
oil
leaks
dint
engine
noises
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| From: |
My Name ? on September 25, 2005 @ 10:04 pm |
| Comment: |
has any-1 done the:
First
On
Race
Day
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| From: |
Wogboy123@msn.com on September 29, 2005 @ 3:34 pm |
| Comment: |
holdens are bloody shit and they hav shit all drivers lyk dat faggot mark scaife who cant drive 4 shit holdens hold NO records unlike FORD, who hav the top speed in a production car, quickest car in the world, and many more records in numerous tracks across the world!!! Suck on dat holden!!!!U piece of shit!!!! FORD RULE |
| From: |
anonamys on September 29, 2005 @ 3:35 pm |
| Comment: |
Filled
On
Rainy
Days holdens r better |
| From: |
holdens rock ur worl on October 4, 2005 @ 12:45 pm |
| Comment: |
fords are the best because u drive a mile and walk the rest |
| From: |
CHEVY NIGGER 4 LIFE on October 5, 2005 @ 6:32 pm |
| Comment: |
u know what ford means
fucked
over
rebuilt
dodge |
| From: |
FORD FAN on October 10, 2005 @ 1:56 pm |
| Comment: |
God created Holdens to keep dickheads out of FORDS |
| From: |
Robert on October 12, 2005 @ 4:13 pm |
| Comment: |
HOLDEN
Having
Obviously
Legitimate
Delimars
Every
Night |
| From: |
FoRd OwNs HolDeN on October 24, 2005 @ 3:45 pm |
| Comment: |
(H)ope
(O)ur
(L)uck
(D)osent
(E)nd
(N)ow |
| From: |
matt_DUSK@HOTMAIL.CO on November 13, 2005 @ 11:16 pm |
| Comment: |
holdens are a pack of fuckin shit boxes. who is leading the leader board FUCKERS
h-orney
O-LD
L-adies
D-oing
E-verything
N-AUGHTY |
| From: |
Holty on November 15, 2005 @ 9:52 pm |
| Comment: |
fords r shit mate
(F)ucked
(O)n
(R)ace
(D)ay! |
| From: |
me on November 21, 2005 @ 11:04 pm |
| Comment: |
i say wat is the big deal with if u like ford or holden im geten a holden gemini and im 16 i just got mi l plates and i hope for mi second car to b a ford so hew gives a shit on wat car u like or go for and al of u ppl get a life! and before u go fighting again think about hew got a v8 in to a car first yer fords did not saying im takeing fords side lol oh wel go the gemini! and also that guy that said sumthen bout try beating mi time on the drag way or sumthin wel i would try if i could lol but mi gemini just has the normal engine and do u have any pics of urs and any tips on gemini’s or any good idea’s? thanks ppl |
| From: |
Dalton on November 21, 2005 @ 11:04 pm |
| Comment: |
Fordsa are going out o business |
| From: |
opium on November 23, 2005 @ 2:32 pm |
| Comment: |
(F)fundermentally
(Obliterating
(R)ace
(Domination |
| From: |
wtf on November 28, 2005 @ 5:15 pm |
| Comment: |
dalton fords arnt going out of buisness, what are you talking about when on the news a few days ago G.M is cutting a lot of jobs down because of money issues |
| From: |
Ford 1st 3yrs narow on November 28, 2005 @ 5:15 pm |
| Comment: |
meanings for holdens
H hold Hold holden
O on on owner -
L lads Ladys, little
D Diff Dick Dick,
E extremely ejuaculates exadurated
N Noisey Never noodle
Holden use Ford diffs and gearboxes in v8 supercars, gota say sumthing, and ford have an extra 20-40hp over holden, gota say sumpthin.
GO FORD, 3YRS - CHAMPZZ, cum on ford let lil’ old holden win at least once. |
| From: |
chevrolet racing on November 28, 2005 @ 5:16 pm |
| Comment: |
Racing in a Ford is like the special Olympics, even if you win you’re still a retard! |
| From: |
Foundsiteaccidently on December 3, 2005 @ 10:27 am |
| Comment: |
I thought I might put in my 2 cents. The only jokes I see are the people’s comments. All V8 supercars put out different power, so to say Ford put out more is pretty stupid. And to say Ford put out more power, would suggest either the drivers can’t drive as the Holdens, or they’re just shit. And people who say Mark Skaife is a fuckhead, so what, how many years in a row did he win? And I’m sure he would do the same if he put the same money into another team, Holden or Ford. Personaly, I own a Gemini, don’t particully like them but they are small and light, that’s why I put an SR20 turbo in it. I also own an XD falcon with a 392 ci motor. I think they’re both pieces of shit, why shit engineering, Ford used their brain and use German engineering in the BA. You can’t beat European engineering, they’ve had the fastest production cars in the world for the last 8 years, and counting. |
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