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ford means....
Posted by: bj on October 23, 2004 @ 7:48 am
found driver
on returns
road on
dead foot |
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| From: |
alex on October 25, 2004 @ 11:47 am |
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fix or repair daily |
| From: |
alex on October 25, 2004 @ 11:47 am |
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fix or repair daily |
| From: |
KC on October 26, 2004 @ 10:04 pm |
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Four
Old
Rusty
Doors |
| From: |
john on October 28, 2004 @ 2:39 am |
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fucked
over
rebuilt
dodge
fords
only
run
downhill |
| From: |
Cleveland on October 29, 2004 @ 11:32 pm |
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Fucking
Old
Rebuilt
Dodges
Found
On
Raceway
Dead |
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s^*~! on October 30, 2004 @ 3:50 am |
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Fix
Or
Repair
Daily
Fucked
On
Race
Day |
| From: |
lol on October 30, 2004 @ 9:50 am |
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YOU GUY’s ALL SUCK! FORDS RULE AND GM SUCKS |
| From: |
jrichardson8605 on October 31, 2004 @ 1:45 am |
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Fuck!!!! Our Ride Died!!! |
| From: |
Chevy rules on October 31, 2004 @ 4:51 pm |
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Fuck Ford |
| From: |
Krazy kid on November 3, 2004 @ 3:25 am |
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Man I fucking hate "FORD" how they think there so tight and shit. whoever thinks ford is good? then you got problems in ya head because let it be known That Chevy is the king forever. American Revolution Not some fucked up rebuilt dodge... but dodge is pretty cool to though still better than ford. |
| From: |
jeff on November 3, 2004 @ 12:34 pm |
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Ford sucks GM rules FUCKERS
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| From: |
larry swiger on November 11, 2004 @ 11:11 am |
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for
only
retarded
drivers |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on November 12, 2004 @ 5:26 pm |
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Put you’re fuckin hands up for Chevy’s and Dodges |
| From: |
roadkill on November 14, 2004 @ 2:31 pm |
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chevy is built like a rock and ford runs like a rock |
| From: |
PSIE on November 18, 2004 @ 11:35 am |
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Fond on Readneacks Driveway |
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cody on November 30, 2004 @ 12:33 pm |
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buy a ford and you buy the best drive the first mile and you walk the rest
ford means fucked on race day
found on railroad deserted
the only way a ford could ever be first on race day is if it is the first one to the pits
flip over read directions
found on road destroyed
found on russian dump
first on repair dolly
factory ordered road disaster
and if any of you ford lovers have a problem with me talking crap about fords here is my reasioning for doing so. I am an employee of ford proving grounds in yucca arizona and I am a certified tech and beleve me in 12 years I haven’t yet ran out of teadious pain in the ass jobs from thease fucking fords man am I ever going to get a break! Oh shit here rolls in yet another ford into my garage bay well got to go back to work |
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daniel on December 5, 2004 @ 1:56 am |
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for
only
retarded
dickheads fuck fords they can lick my nuts. whoever likes em can lik my dik too fucking fuck those fucking shit ford fucker. fuck them up their stupid fuckin asses |
| From: |
fords suck on December 12, 2004 @ 5:22 pm |
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Fucked
Over
Road
Disaster |
| From: |
fords suck on December 20, 2004 @ 10:13 pm |
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u fucking ford lovers gm will woop a ford anyday
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| From: |
JESSICA on December 21, 2004 @ 7:49 am |
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FORDS : ID RATHER PUSH A CHEVY DEN DRIVE A FUCKING FORD |
| From: |
ur mom on December 22, 2004 @ 12:02 pm |
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When ur drivin a ford everthing else is just a blur cuz u cant see out the damn windshield!!! |
| From: |
Golden Oldies on January 9, 2005 @ 6:02 am |
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HOLDEN HQ UTE WITH A 350 CHEV CAN’T BE BEAT.
The only ford I’d think of pissing on would be a XY GTHO |
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gmc r the sh!t on January 26, 2005 @ 4:26 pm |
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ok u ford ass byotches they like balls like ur god damb dog does wen u put penut butter all over ur nut sack so just to let u now GMC r Chevs same thing will own u ford ass bitches |
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khris on February 14, 2005 @ 9:07 pm |
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you gm lovers realy are putting your foot up your asses. have you ever bothered to take a look under your truck? as an m.i.t. graduate with a masters degree in both structural engineering and architecture, as well as a masters in mechinical design and integrity ,ford has the competition by the balls. the sack. all the stuff. so go suck a dick, gm lovers; because weither you like it or not, ford has the best truck s you will ever fucking find. bitches.
ford... eating dodges, shitting chevys. |
| From: |
Justin on April 9, 2005 @ 7:13 pm |
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To The People Who think Fords on the Best, You Might want to think twice...B/c their not their the worst cars/Truck Ever. Reason Being Is they are well built...Plus If they were that good they wouldnt have lost sales & their stock wouldnt have dropped alot...WTOP & the media have resources to prove it.. SO FUCK ALL OF YOU FORD LOVERS & THE WOMEN WHO DONT KNOW HOW TO DRIVE THEM.ILL BET ALL OF YOU FORD MOTHER FUCKERS THAT IF I WAS TO DRIVE A CORVETT, & UR DUMBASSES WERE TO DRIVE A SHITTY AS MUSTANG .And to the people who think im a GMC lover, i am.But i perfer Faster Cars like Chevys & GMC ’s...Ferraris.Doesnt take an idiot to equip N.O.S 2 a mustang just to make it go faster like you people DO while double clutching, Granny Shifting & pressing the red button ever sec. SO FORD LOVERS & GO FUCK UR FAVORITE PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH...Americas WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION...BURN IN HELL YOU REDNECK FORD LOVERS..... |
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poul on April 11, 2005 @ 5:30 am |
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if u can’t aford a ford buy a holden. holden r for pussy’s . |
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poul on April 11, 2005 @ 5:34 am |
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if u can’t aford a ford buy a holden. holden r for pussy’s . |
| From: |
The truth on April 13, 2005 @ 4:21 pm |
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Try looking at the vidoes on fords website , where they strip a chevy , ford , dodge , and toyota , and i think it speaks for its self that when they compare parts directly the FORD is the best.
After all Ford have been the best selling for ages . Let the results speak for themselves.
Plus its a tad sad arguing over which individuals think is the best. |
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To Justin on April 13, 2005 @ 4:24 pm |
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Fair enough. But You havnt counted the Ford GT , i think that would show up a vet anyday.
After all Jeremy Clarkson Wouldnt have brought one. |
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Fuck u all on July 3, 2005 @ 12:03 pm |
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FUCK U ALL on July 3, 2005 @ 12:05 pm |
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Ford kick ass 1968 ford mustang 427 68 grand toriono gt 390 69 mustang gt 500 460 BIG BLOCK FUCK THE REST FORD THE SHIT |
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ToCsa on August 1, 2005 @ 4:45 pm |
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Fords _USED_ to kick ass, but nowadays.... another american car with a cheap interior. Another one on the downside: Jeremy Clarkson sent his GT back to the dealer becuse of numerous problems with the immo/alarm system which Ford wasn’t able to fix. I can’t help thinking: if the GT is flawed, what about the cheaper Fords? |
| From: |
sup on August 5, 2005 @ 2:07 pm |
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Fords suck
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| From: |
ford racist on September 8, 2005 @ 10:36 pm |
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I hate fords soo bad i own 24 chevy trucks. we bought 1 ford and i happened to roll down the hill the first day we got it home and rolled over 3 times. its totalled. fuckin it deserves it to that pos was nothing but problems. so have u guys heard about the fords blowing up in peopls garages. well that says it fords suck.u buy a ford it will blow up your house. I have an old 79 1 ton with 38in super swampers that has a good old 502 in it. i have never met a ford that would ever touch me in power. just stock its producing 500 hp and with a new towing cam and a holley carb it owns all. it has 4.88 gears and is unmatched by all fords. so fuck all u ford lovers i hope u burn in hell |
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Mopar Man on September 8, 2005 @ 10:37 pm |
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I’m a tech at an independent shop. If so many of you think that GMs are hot shit, then why do I make a living constantly replacing shitty GM engines that crap out at 60,000 to 100,000miles. Warped heads, spun main bearings, busted connecting rods.... etc. Ford makes some shit suspensions, crappy power steering pumps, etc, but I’d take a Ford engine over a GM engine any day. Doesn’t matter to me though, I drive Mopars, and the only time I walked home was when the engine blew up in the only Chevy I ever had.
75% of Chevys are still on the road.... the other 25% made it home |
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chevy man on September 24, 2005 @ 11:11 pm |
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Please if you think that a Chevy is a shitty engine then obviously you have never taken apart a ford. Ford has 10 head bolts where a Chevy has 18. Fords oil pump flops around all over the place and a Chevy uses dowel pins to aline it. Ford main webs are paper thin, a chevy 350 block is good for 1300 HP. Fords water pump/timing cover is the shittest thing I have ever seen, Chevy uses a self contained unit that bolts right up. Mustang oil pick ups are a foot and a half long because the assholes put the pump on the front of the engine. If your going to build a Mustang for speed put a chevy 350 in it! |
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chevy#1 on October 5, 2005 @ 4:08 pm |
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"mopar man" know what you are talking about be for you say something, if you seriously "made a living off replacing those engines" you might know a little about engines. please STFU. obviously you are lying out the ass. |
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Mustang Man 428CJ on October 26, 2005 @ 3:26 pm |
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gm makes garbage engines, i worked at a garage for 5 months n we rebuilt 4 gm motors. fords rule!!!!!!!!! a 351C would whack a 350 chevy n e day. camaro’s suck, the only good car to come out of gm was the vette. any ford would cream any chev or gm any day. mopars r good too, daytonas rip. mustangs dominated the muscle era , focus’s, probes, n escorts run the tuning world. |
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kick ass chevy racer on October 29, 2005 @ 4:15 pm |
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i feal sorry for u if u drive a 5.slow ford mistake . i have smoked so many in my iroc-z i laugh evry time 1 wants 2 race
& have seen ricers beat them also 0h & fuck imports, fucken 1.8 liter v-tec peace of shits
ps my lugnuts have more torqe than your ford mistake & or ricer |
| From: |
mykill on November 28, 2005 @ 5:15 pm |
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First
On
Race
Day |
| From: |
Burden on November 30, 2005 @ 8:13 pm |
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Holy Shit a redneck argument.... |
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