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ford sucks
Posted by: mark on December 5, 2004 @ 8:33 am
how do triple the value of a ford?
put gas in it |
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turkey jizz on December 6, 2004 @ 10:11 pm |
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i drive a ford, i pay more for gas then i paid for my truck |
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mark on December 7, 2004 @ 5:53 am |
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im the maker if the joke and u turkey jizzz suk ballz |
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mark on December 7, 2004 @ 9:06 am |
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we no ford is poor ass |
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josh harnish on December 10, 2004 @ 11:48 am |
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yea that joke sucked
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zach on December 10, 2004 @ 1:27 pm |
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ford is going on sale their logo was more trash for less cash |
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josh on December 12, 2004 @ 11:56 pm |
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Yeah i hate ford there "found on rubbish dump" |
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vhman on December 24, 2004 @ 6:46 pm |
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shit joke
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shane on December 30, 2004 @ 10:34 am |
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ford = fucked on race day |
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scott may on December 31, 2004 @ 1:49 am |
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fixed or repaired daily |
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scott may on December 31, 2004 @ 1:50 am |
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whats the differance between a ford and a golf ball? youcan drive a golf ball 200 yards |
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Stink on January 3, 2005 @ 2:40 am |
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I fucked a Ford once right in the butthole tail pipe and my dick whimpered from having to get stuck inside such a shitty ass butthole tail pipe. |
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YEH on January 5, 2005 @ 6:39 am |
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This joke sucks |
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frank Rizzo on January 7, 2005 @ 12:35 pm |
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Fuck Fords!! They hum balls!! Chev and Dodge kicks ass! To all you ford ass fucks blow it out your ass! For more info visit my website www.tubgirl.com |
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Kyle Adkin on January 7, 2005 @ 12:39 pm |
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i wanna suck all yer dicks for free |
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George on January 8, 2005 @ 4:36 pm |
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FORD= Found On Roadside Dead! |
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kc on January 9, 2005 @ 5:03 am |
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hey fuck you bitch its all about fords so go choke on a fat hairy dildo frank rizzo!!!! you suck on my ass eating chevy and shitting dodge ha ha ha eat a pickle |
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kc on January 9, 2005 @ 5:03 am |
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hey fuck you bitch its all about fords so go choke on a fat hairy dildo frank rizzo!!!! you suck on my ass eating chevy and shitting dodge ha ha ha eat a pickle |
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kc on January 9, 2005 @ 5:03 am |
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hey fuck you bitch its all about fords so go choke on a fat hairy dildo frank rizzo!!!! you suck on my ass eating chevy and shitting dodge ha ha ha eat a pickle |
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mark on January 10, 2005 @ 9:11 am |
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fords are fukin shit. for the last 15year in every category holden have shat on ford. drivin off backed up and shat on em again!! |
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bennett on January 10, 2005 @ 4:46 pm |
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fords- functional only rolling downhill |
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Frederick Nelson on January 10, 2005 @ 9:45 pm |
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To all you mother fuckin beotches who like ford!!!... i have pitty on your souls |
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GIANT on January 19, 2005 @ 11:57 am |
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FUCK FORD IT SUCKS BALLS DODGE RULES |
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mh on January 19, 2005 @ 11:53 pm |
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ford maker of the rustang |
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mh on January 19, 2005 @ 11:58 pm |
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whats the diffence bettween the old 350 and the new one there is no diffence |
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Chris Moser on January 21, 2005 @ 10:19 am |
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FORDS SUCK BALLS CHEVY RULZ!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Mark on January 30, 2005 @ 4:37 am |
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i had a nightmare last night i dreamit i had a ford |
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Chevelle on January 31, 2005 @ 9:22 pm |
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fucked over rebuilt dodge |
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78Camaro on February 2, 2005 @ 10:54 pm |
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FORD-Found On Road Dead |
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FORD SQUASHER on February 3, 2005 @ 8:18 am |
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FORDS ARE SHIT IF YOU DRIVE ONE YOU MUST SUCK DICK |
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tyler on February 4, 2005 @ 6:19 pm |
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First, ford does suck, second Kc AND Frank Rizzo are both little computer nerds that can only dream about sucking each others dicks
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babe on February 6, 2005 @ 7:34 am |
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i love fords |
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christian on February 7, 2005 @ 7:14 pm |
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ford sucks and if you drive one your going to fall into a cliff bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ford suckers on February 7, 2005 @ 7:17 pm |
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asshole if you drive a ford bitches!!!!!!!!!!! |
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bitches on February 7, 2005 @ 7:19 pm |
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why did the chicken cross the street ?
Because the ford got stuck over a small puddle of water.
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ford freaks!!!!!!!!! on February 7, 2005 @ 7:21 pm |
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i have to put gas in my ford every day because if i go to the store it runs away from the tank. |
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bitches!!!!!!!! on February 7, 2005 @ 7:22 pm |
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you suck big dick if you drive ford bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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ass on February 7, 2005 @ 7:24 pm |
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If you drive a ford you will have to suck this tomorrow
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ASSHOLES on February 7, 2005 @ 7:24 pm |
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ford sucks so bad that it breaks down half way down the street haaaaaaaaa. |
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FORD SUCKES!!! on February 7, 2005 @ 7:27 pm |
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FORD YOU CAN EAT CHEVYS DUST BECAUSE THATS HOW BAD YOU ARE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
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ass on February 7, 2005 @ 7:27 pm |
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fords suck that it sit there like a rock till you push it |
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ASSHOLES on February 7, 2005 @ 7:28 pm |
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FORD SUCKS |
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FORD DICKS on February 7, 2005 @ 7:29 pm |
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YOU SUCK DICK IF YOU DRIVE A FORD REALLY HARD ASSHOLES!!! |
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kuj on February 7, 2005 @ 7:30 pm |
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fords suck that it sit there like a rock till you push it |
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ASSSHOLLEEE on February 7, 2005 @ 7:31 pm |
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FORD SUCKS SO BAD THAT WHEN IT IS SUCKING DICK IT LEAVES MARKS!!! |
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tyujtyj on February 7, 2005 @ 7:31 pm |
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tyujtykjj |
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upplrstupid! on February 13, 2005 @ 10:02 pm |
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over half of these jokes sucks shit..and everyone has heard Found On Roadside Dead..how about..Did you hear that 85% of all Fords are still on the road today?..Yea that means only 15% made it back. You should all get lives fuckers..oh yea..Fords suck by the way Found On Retards Driveway, Freaking Over Rebuilt Dodge..oh yeah Dodge sucks too! |
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duh on February 16, 2005 @ 3:05 am |
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I agree 100000% with Jizz boy, I spend around 80$ a week and I have an inline six cyl. |
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noname on February 16, 2005 @ 3:07 pm |
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ford
owners
recomend
dodge |
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katie on February 17, 2005 @ 9:22 am |
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fords bite the dust |
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noname on February 17, 2005 @ 12:43 pm |
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bite me ford boy real men drive dodge |
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noname on February 17, 2005 @ 12:44 pm |
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bite me ford boy real men drive dodge |
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noname on February 17, 2005 @ 12:57 pm |
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bite me ford boy real men drive dodge |
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noname on February 18, 2005 @ 2:27 pm |
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four
old
rusty
doors |
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noname on February 22, 2005 @ 11:23 am |
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fix
or
repair
daily |
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im2short2die on February 26, 2005 @ 12:22 pm |
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When does the ford ever win a race?
When the others dont know there raceing. lol |
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william sanghvi on February 27, 2005 @ 2:56 am |
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Let’s pray that people get rich by not buying Fords . |
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fords suck on February 27, 2005 @ 10:31 pm |
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ford= fucked
old
rusted
dead
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yoyo on February 28, 2005 @ 3:52 am |
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u dog that was not funny get lost |
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ford rules on February 28, 2005 @ 8:17 pm |
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you stupid fucks, you dont know anything about vehicles. ford accually makes vehicles that run. they dont break down every 5 miles like chevy or dodge. you guys are just whiney little bitches cuz you buy the fords that have been poorly taken care of. i dont care what make of vehicle it is, ALL CARS NEED ROUTINE MAINTENANCE. i will race any of you in my ford and when i kick your ass i will run you over for being so stupid. |
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gabb31 on February 28, 2005 @ 8:37 pm |
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ford sucks ford means for only reckless drivers |
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ford kicks ass on March 1, 2005 @ 5:01 pm |
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that doesent even make sense you moron. ford is a name dumb shit not an acronym. |
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ford kicks ass on March 1, 2005 @ 5:03 pm |
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that doesent even make sense you moron. ford is a name dumb shit not an acronym. |
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yo on March 1, 2005 @ 5:04 pm |
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i submited it again in case you dint understand it the fist time |
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chevyboy on March 3, 2005 @ 9:14 pm |
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the only thing fords are good for is driving them off a cliff just so u can have fun |
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chevyboy on March 3, 2005 @ 9:17 pm |
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my firnd paid $5600 for a 93 ford with 124,000 miles on it and the piece of shit leaked oil and antifreeze the day after he bought it , my chevy hasnt leaked anything yet fords suck balls |
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Chevey Suxs on March 3, 2005 @ 9:25 pm |
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chevey sucks ford are way better than chevey |
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the one who knows on March 3, 2005 @ 11:26 pm |
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yeah dumb ass it has 124,000 miles on it i hope it would leak something, cars can leak after 60,000 miles or less it doesnt matter what make. fuck man know your shit befor you start talking shit |
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jack daniels 42069 on March 4, 2005 @ 10:16 am |
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any real person wiould drive a chevy or dodge . but if they were real smart the woudl go with dodge all the way |
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dodge rules on March 4, 2005 @ 10:18 am |
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ford sucks major ass and you can take your ford and shuve it up your ass |
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coonhuntin_ford_chik on March 5, 2005 @ 10:48 am |
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whatever suits you buddy. it ain’t my problem you want to buy shit. go ahead and buy it!! waste your time buyin shit i’ll waste mine buying a FORD that will actually get me somewhere besides the side of the road or off a cliff, like them pieces of shit dodges/chevys. so suck my nut and get over it buddy... even though i ain’t got none. FORD all the way no matter what kind of day!!!!! |
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noname on March 8, 2005 @ 9:24 am |
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four old rusty doors |
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Unkown :age 11 on March 8, 2005 @ 9:59 pm |
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who would drive a fuckin ford white cracker!?! |
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Hugo Jagadogoff on March 10, 2005 @ 3:35 pm |
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Listen up Losers, If you want to drive a piece of shit Ford that is fine with us but stop driving in the passing lane like a little old lady. The rest of us are going places. And it also makes it a hellava lot harder for you to get over to the side of the road when the junk heap dies on you. So drive whatever you want, but if it is a Ford keep the crap in the right lane. |
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Doug Frederickson on March 10, 2005 @ 5:29 pm |
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My ford sucks it makes the spark plug rattle and fall out
plus i payed 1000 bucks for it and it gets 8.5mpg |
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mike oxbig on March 17, 2005 @ 12:54 am |
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god created shit, and ford made it move!!!
the only thing ford did right was circle the problem |
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synergy on March 24, 2005 @ 5:05 am |
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poo |
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a on March 24, 2005 @ 9:46 pm |
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People who own a ford ger rid of it before it catches on fire |
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coonhuntin_ford_chik on March 25, 2005 @ 11:12 am |
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your all retarded!!! FORD are the only real truck out there so i think you can take your piece of shit chevy’s and dodge’s and go fuck yourself because they suck ass. FORD all the way buddy. |
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Steve on March 31, 2005 @ 8:39 am |
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CHEVY TILL THE DAY I DIE!!!!! |
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mh on April 11, 2005 @ 10:43 pm |
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i had a ford i broke down 2 times a day |
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ghaha on May 26, 2005 @ 9:08 pm |
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that was the funniest shit ive ever read hahahha FORD SUCKS BALLS! |
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CHEVY LOVER on June 29, 2005 @ 11:45 pm |
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THAT IS FUNNY |
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CHEVY LOVER on July 2, 2005 @ 1:03 am |
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THANK U FORD SUCKS |
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bobby892 on August 7, 2005 @ 11:37 am |
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got a better joke for you
ford says they are first on race day, its only because they are still there from the last race |
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ford blows dick on August 23, 2005 @ 10:38 pm |
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what did the chevy say to the ford.
would u like a tow home |
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Beth on August 28, 2005 @ 6:09 pm |
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Problem is...people who would rather push a ford than drive a chevy...usually do!
go chevy! |
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Jess on September 28, 2005 @ 6:20 pm |
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Found
On
Road
Dead
DODGE ALL THE WAY! |
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Nobody on October 20, 2005 @ 8:08 pm |
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It’s either Toyota, Honda, or ride the bus. |
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smith on October 25, 2005 @ 3:38 pm |
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jesus was a ford man. he walked wherever he went.
as for honda or toyota...im not sure whats worse. ricers or fords. i hate both equally. honda is japanese for turd and who gives a shit about toyota? not i |
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kenner on October 29, 2005 @ 4:15 pm |
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Fucking
Off
Road
Disaster
they never make it threw a drop of mud |
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