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F-O-R-D=FUCKED OR RAPED
Posted by: kyle on December 19, 2004 @ 8:04 am

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FORD means *fucked or raped daily*!


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From: Hukey on December 26, 2004 @ 3:20 pm
Comment: hahahaha, theres great jokes at http://FordSucks.tk

From: Jessica on December 29, 2004 @ 4:35 am
Comment: haha nice, i haven’t heard that one...i say they’re FOR ONLY RETARDED DRIVERS

From: kyle on January 5, 2005 @ 12:12 am
Comment: Found On Road Dead

From: Larissa on January 12, 2005 @ 2:57 pm
Comment: Fixed Or Repaired Daily

From: i love fords on January 12, 2005 @ 6:49 pm
Comment: suck my big balls for all of those who dont like fords you all can suck a nigga dick

From: chevys rock on January 21, 2005 @ 11:35 pm
Comment: what balls

From: january 23,2005 on January 23, 2005 @ 6:49 pm
Comment: fast only roalling downhill

From: Abby on February 1, 2005 @ 9:43 pm
Comment: Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
Dodges are the best!!! Then Chevys and fords will never ever make it on my list. they suck ass

From: 78Camaro on February 2, 2005 @ 11:08 pm
Comment: I have a 78 camaro and my friend has a 66 Mustang. We go uot to find the RICE BURNERS and race them.You cant miss them, they look like a fucking asian UFO with all those fucking neon lights. I hate fords too, but you gotta say, a mustang is a hell of a lot faster then those god damn gook bastards cars that hog up our roads. CHEVY #1, FORD #2, AND FUCK ALL IMPORTS!!!!

From: pimp on February 7, 2005 @ 9:41 am
Comment: little boys wear bowties big boys drive fords

From: Drizz on February 15, 2005 @ 2:23 am
Comment: Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge!!!

From: ryan on February 16, 2005 @ 2:37 pm
Comment: thats funny as ell

From: Chevy Rules on February 26, 2005 @ 1:52 pm
Comment: Ford sucks @**

From: marie on February 26, 2005 @ 9:39 pm
Comment: YOUR SO FUCKIN STUPID YOU BASTERD

From: DODGE is the BEST!!! on February 26, 2005 @ 10:51 pm
Comment: If you spend money on a ford.
You might be a redneck!

From: sexyy dodge lover on March 12, 2005 @ 10:17 pm
Comment: Fuck you on that redneck joke!! I might me a redneck but im not stupid enough to by a ford. thats for danm sure but your right about dodge being the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: coonhuntin_ford_chik on March 17, 2005 @ 6:49 pm
Comment: o thats nice as long as it ain’t no piece of shit chevy you mite be alrite. but still FORDS all the way bud

From: dustin on March 21, 2005 @ 12:49 am
Comment: ford means found on retards driveway

From: Tony on March 22, 2005 @ 5:43 pm
Comment: FORDS SUCK I rather be cumming than stroking. LOL Go fuck urself

From: Tavish on March 23, 2005 @ 1:41 am
Comment: FORDS are the best! Chevrolet means- cracked head every valve rattles oil leaks every time!

And can hear every valve rattle on long extended trips

From: coonhuntin_ford_chik on March 25, 2005 @ 11:08 am
Comment: good job TAVISH it’s about time we get someone on here that no’s what there talkin about. FORD all the way buddy. chevy’s are pieces of shit if ya ask me!!!! they suck ass.

From: wallace, chris on March 29, 2005 @ 4:07 am
Comment: go chevy go holden FUCK FORD

From: alex on April 22, 2005 @ 6:04 am
Comment: fords full of rertardid dicks heads

From: ScottyB on April 23, 2005 @ 11:58 pm
Comment: Q. Whats the difference between a ford and a golf ball

A. you can drive a golf ball a hundred yards

From: Chevyman101 on April 26, 2005 @ 3:10 am
Comment: Yea thats real funny Tony you DUMB ASS
I have to agree i would rather be cummin than strokin but i would rather be at my MAX Bitch

From: chevyman on April 26, 2005 @ 3:11 am
Comment: Only Ford circles there Mistakes

From: Wm C. Ford1 on June 1, 2005 @ 2:25 am
Comment: Fucked Outa Real Dough

From: byrd on June 1, 2005 @ 10:49 pm
Comment: i have owned them all ford, chevy, dodge ,toyota,etc I know chevy is the best i have owned one for the past 45 years new or used chevy stil crewses the best. but if i could have one more studebaker like that 1953 HAWK , I just might re-think about all the others. good hearted georgian- IF YOU DONT BELEIVE THAT YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK ON FRONT OF A FORD

From: Lil Chevy Chick on August 31, 2005 @ 3:28 pm
Comment: CHEVYS ROCK!!!! I HAVE DROVEN A CHEVY FOR AT LEAST 10 YEARS, AND MY DADDY IS A CHEZY MAN, ALL FUKIN FORD DRIVERS CAN GO TO HELL!!!!

From: joker on September 8, 2005 @ 10:36 pm
Comment: the four worst letters in the alphbet F.O.R.D. Fix Or Repair Daily


From: fordman on November 10, 2005 @ 5:47 pm
Comment: WAT THE HELL IS THIS FORD ROCK GET OFF THE WEED
Fan Of Real Drivers

cheverlet stands for

Cant Hadle Even Valvle Rust Oil Leaks Every Time

From: right on November 10, 2005 @ 5:47 pm
Comment: HAHA GM Sucks

Greates Mistake

Greatest Misktake Created

Gods Machcin’s coming

Gay Mans Car

   
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