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Past 10 Years
Posted by: Huskey on December 26, 2004 @ 3:19 pm
"From the past 10 years, 90% of all Ford trucks are still on the road." The other 10% made it home.
hehehehe theres plenty of great jokes and funny pictures at http://FordSucks.tk |
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Nick on January 2, 2005 @ 12:13 am |
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That sucks, and that website sucks even more |
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ColdHardBitch on January 7, 2005 @ 1:19 am |
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That was stupid. You see more older fords than anyother truck out there. Your stupid man. |
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Chevy Girl on January 18, 2005 @ 6:16 pm |
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Alla yall fuckin suck ass! Chevy’s are great!
Better then any fuckin piece of shit ford! |
| From: |
jordan on January 25, 2005 @ 9:37 am |
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you guys are stupid ford kicks ass |
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the one who knows on January 25, 2005 @ 10:04 pm |
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How about Screw all of you untill you look up the statistics before you bitch about your chevy and dodge being better. next time you can just say my chevy/dodge is better at sitting in the junkyard being used to make cares worth driving |
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F350 Chic on February 1, 2005 @ 12:55 am |
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I’ve got one for ya!!! Did you know that 99% of all dodges are still on the road, The other
1% made it to the nearest junk yard!!!!
FORDS RULE!!!!!!
DODGES SUCK!!!! |
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F350 Chic on February 1, 2005 @ 1:14 am |
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I’ve got one for ya!!! Did you know that 99% of all dodges are still on the road, The other
1% made it to the nearest junk yard!!!!
FORDS RULE!!!!!!
DODGES SUCK!!!! |
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Abby on February 1, 2005 @ 9:41 pm |
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F350 doesnt know what the fuck he is talking about. DODGES ARE THE FUCKING BEST VEHICHLES EVER MADE. FORDS CAN KISS MY ASS, I’LL EVEN MARK THE SPOT FOR IT. OHH AND BY THE WAY F350 THERE ARE MORE FUCKING FORDS BROKEN DOWN ON THE ROADS THEN DODGES EVER WIL BE |
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sum1 who has a ford! on February 3, 2005 @ 1:59 pm |
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To abby: YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT BECAUSE F350 IS NOT A HE IT’S A SHE AND IT ONLY SAYS F350 CHIC!!!! DODGES SUCK AND THE ONLY REASON THEY MADE DODGES IS SO THAT JUNKYARDS WOULD NOT BE EMPTY!!!! HAVE YOU BEEN TO THE EYE DOCTOR LATELY YOU MIGHT NEED TO GO GET SOME GLASSES!!! YOU SEE WAY MORE DODGES BROKE DOWN THAN FORDS!!! THE ONLY TIME YOU WILL SEE A FORD ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD IS FOR A FLAT TIRE!!! THE ONLY REASON ALL YALL PEOPLE THAT DRIVE CHEVY AND DODGES HATE FORDS IS BECAUSE YOU CANT AFFORD ONE!!!!! |
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bucko on February 11, 2005 @ 10:17 pm |
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good one!!!!!!!!keep up the good work!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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forbes on February 21, 2005 @ 12:36 pm |
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the joke sucks and the comments are even worse |
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ford man on February 24, 2005 @ 8:07 pm |
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The joke sucks, fords woop ass abby, look the next time u drive somewhere, count the fords then count chevies, then well see wose talkin |
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bob on February 25, 2005 @ 11:43 pm |
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You see more fords on the road then chevys dodge and any other truck . chevys can eat my shit. chevy is like a rock it dont go no where!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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a girl on February 26, 2005 @ 9:58 am |
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oops, i didn’t put an s on truck. |
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jessica on February 26, 2005 @ 9:38 pm |
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YOU SUCK BIG DONKEY DICK YOUR THE ONE THAT SUCKS YOU ASS HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! I STILL GOT A 79 FORD TRUCK AND RUNS LIKE A DREAM TRUCK IT WILL SMOKE ANY BITCH ASS CAR YOU GOT YOU FUCKIN RETARD SON OF BITCH YOU PUSSY EATEN WHORE I HOPE YOU GO TO HELL YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU ASSWHIPE YOUR SHITTY ASS CAR IS GONNA BRAKE DOWN WHY MAKE 79 FORD IS STILL GOING BY WAVIN G AT YOUR DUMB ASS CAUSE YOUR SO FUCKIN STUPID YOU QUEER BASTERD DUMB ASS PUSSY I HATE YOU DICK LICKEN PUSSY YOUR GONNA DIE FOR SAYING THAT OH BY THE WAY GIT R DONE PUSSY |
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jessica on February 26, 2005 @ 9:38 pm |
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YOU SUCK BIG DONKEY DICK YOUR THE ONE THAT SUCKS YOU ASS HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! I STILL GOT A 79 FORD TRUCK AND RUNS LIKE A DREAM TRUCK IT WILL SMOKE ANY BITCH ASS CAR YOU GOT YOU FUCKIN RETARD SON OF BITCH YOU PUSSY EATEN WHORE I HOPE YOU GO TO HELL YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU ASSWHIPE YOUR SHITTY ASS CAR IS GONNA BRAKE DOWN WHY MAKE 79 FORD IS STILL GOING BY WAVIN G AT YOUR DUMB ASS CAUSE YOUR SO FUCKIN STUPID YOU QUEER BASTERD DUMB ASS PUSSY I HATE YOU DICK LICKEN PUSSY YOUR GONNA DIE FOR SAYING THAT OH BY THE WAY GIT R DONE PUSSY |
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coonhuntin_ford_chik on March 3, 2005 @ 7:26 pm |
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FORD’S ARE THE ON;T KIND OF TRUCK OUT THERE THAT’S FIT TO BUY SO FOR ALL YOU CHEVY LOVERS PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT CAUSE THEY SUCK ASS. FORD ALL THE WAY BUDDY!!! |
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coonhuntin_ford_chik on March 5, 2005 @ 10:41 am |
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FORD’S ARE THE ONLY**** KIND OF TRUCK OUT THERE THAT’S FIT TO BUY SO FOR ALL YOU CHEVY LOVERS PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT CAUSE THEY SUCK ASS. FORD ALL THE WAY BUDDY!!! |
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Brittany on March 10, 2005 @ 9:32 pm |
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To: jessica..........it sounds like that you love to get your pussy ate...................well their is a beaver at the pond...woud you be intrested? |
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mushie on March 19, 2005 @ 7:29 pm |
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We all know that the manufacturer knew what the problem was so they circled it!
Tell me, why is it that this is the last year they are making GMC trucks. IT is because of all you FORD lovers that think it is the #1 selling truck. Just wait until the statistics come back after GMC is gone, FORD won’t have a chance in hell. I will say FORD does make an excellent body, but it has nothing on CHEVY power or durability. |
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TYLER on March 24, 2005 @ 4:10 pm |
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Chevys sux ,dodges sux moe ,and FORDS RULE. FUCK EVERYONE WHO DOESN"T |ike FORDS
Period!!!!!!!!! |
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1chevyluvnredneckgrl on August 23, 2005 @ 10:56 pm |
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Fords are over rated, Chevy’s have increased every year in sales by an average of 200, 000 which would put Chevy at #1 in 2006 over Dodge, Nissan, Toyota, and yes ur shitty Fords. I will say one thing, I don’t mind the older model Fords too much, it seems to me the craftsmenship and reliability of those older models seems to have diminished in the newer Ford models. |
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chevy girl on November 7, 2005 @ 7:40 pm |
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yall are crazy chevys are the best out there and you all know it you just dont want to admit it. And you miss sum 1 who has a ford. its not that we cant afford it, its that we dont want to waist our money on something that will not last verry long like your stinking ford. you say that we dont have the money to afford it, well probably not considering all the parts you have to buy for them all the time.
Ashes to Ashes
dust to dust
if it wasen’t for fords
our tools would rust! |
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WhiteNProud on November 30, 2005 @ 8:13 pm |
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You all are funny R’ than shit |
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BobTheBurglar on November 30, 2005 @ 8:13 pm |
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Fucked
On
Race
Day
The only good ford is a recycled one made into childrens playground equiptment. Finnaly a comfortable ride ( all be it a swing for kiddies ) |
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fords suck on December 9, 2005 @ 6:49 pm |
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all i can say is who won bathurst this year GO HOLDEN
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