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Where are the ford drivers?
Posted by: Holdens suck on January 2, 2005 @ 0:51 am
| Why are there so many chevy and holden drivers in these forms and no ford drivers, because the fords drivers are driving around and having a great time, while the holden and chevy drivers are at home waiting for there cars to get fixed, btw i was a holden driver and i just got a new XR8 It kicks any holdens arse |
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kyle on January 5, 2005 @ 12:08 am |
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shut the fuck up my chevy will smoke your punk ass
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| From: |
Ford Lover on January 5, 2005 @ 6:29 am |
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SOOO TRUE, Kyle your chevy is shit, my DJR High Performance 320 will kick its f#&@ing ass |
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YEH on January 5, 2005 @ 6:35 am |
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Kyle shut up, chevys are crap |
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pistawf on January 5, 2005 @ 8:01 pm |
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fuck anything but a chevy, and fuck anyone but a chevy driver |
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Kyle S. on January 5, 2005 @ 9:04 pm |
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chevys fuckin ROCK. my buddy owns a dodge and his dad has a ford and they are both newer than mine and they had nothing but problems with there trucks. i havent had one problem with my 2500 HD. i also hooked chains with my cusin’s dodge and i pulled him around like there was nothing there.. |
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Matt on January 5, 2005 @ 11:56 pm |
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Kyle get a life you suck, your chevy sucks ass, i used to have a 2500 hd IT WAS SOOOO CRAP |
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banksy on January 7, 2005 @ 9:27 am |
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u can stick ur ford straihgt up ya motha as i did my dick last nite |
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dave on January 7, 2005 @ 5:09 pm |
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ok guys chevy’s will beat the piss out of a ford, the new chevys with the vette motor with 500hp will blow the piss outta any ford...personally i like GMC trucks the best and there made from same company as chevy |
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YEEE on January 8, 2005 @ 1:35 am |
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LOl dave, one of fords 1946 motor’s is producing 700hp, i like to see any chevy get that power from 1946 |
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jena on January 9, 2005 @ 4:52 pm |
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face it all you ford lovers ford fuckin suck so buy a fuckin chevy |
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tater on January 9, 2005 @ 4:53 pm |
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i love chevys fords suck ass i would be ashamed to even buy one!!!!!!!!!
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tater on January 9, 2005 @ 4:53 pm |
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i love chevys fords suck ass i would be ashamed to even buy one!!!!!!!!!
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tater on January 9, 2005 @ 4:54 pm |
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i love chevys fords suck ass i would be ashamed to even buy one!!!!!!!!!
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HAHAHA on January 9, 2005 @ 10:20 pm |
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HAHA listen to you chevy losers FACE THE TRUTH CHEVY SUCKS!!!!!!! |
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Dabid on January 10, 2005 @ 3:55 pm |
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Ford is the best in Texas... and only in Texas! Ha Ha Ford sucks. |
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james town on January 13, 2005 @ 1:38 pm |
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fords suck ass and if you disagree you can suck my d**** |
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james town on January 13, 2005 @ 1:40 pm |
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chevy aets doges and shits fords |
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james town on January 13, 2005 @ 1:40 pm |
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chevy eatsdoges and shits fords |
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yo on January 13, 2005 @ 1:46 pm |
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jfords are cool |
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jim on January 14, 2005 @ 8:26 pm |
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fords are peices of shit |
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YEE on January 16, 2005 @ 8:19 am |
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James you don’t have a dick |
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um me on January 17, 2005 @ 2:02 pm |
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Wether you admit it or not, You ALL know that Chev is best!!
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james on January 18, 2005 @ 1:47 pm |
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fuck youYEE
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james on January 18, 2005 @ 1:47 pm |
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fuck youYEE
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james on January 18, 2005 @ 1:48 pm |
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fuck youYEE
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edd on January 18, 2005 @ 2:09 pm |
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yeh fuck you YEE |
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bob on January 18, 2005 @ 2:10 pm |
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u suck ass YEE |
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Chevy girl on January 18, 2005 @ 5:03 pm |
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Well I think yall can tell by the name that I love chevy’s. Lets face it no one can think of Ford and not think Found On Russian Dump or Found On Road Dead!
Fuck all yall Ford owners by a Chevy!
And when a chick gets involved with this shit then I’m thinkin yall need to face it when I say FUCK FORDS THEY SUCK ASS! |
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ford man 46 on January 18, 2005 @ 11:31 pm |
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ive been around more longer than you hoodlums ford is the best you fuckin pussies |
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE on January 19, 2005 @ 3:32 am |
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James your a f$&#ing loser, hows edd and bob your only friends going, dickhead |
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edd on January 19, 2005 @ 1:21 pm |
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ford man you suck ass and im going to laugh when you crash in youre piece of shit ford |
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james on January 19, 2005 @ 1:23 pm |
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ford man and Yeeeeee you all know that chevy can kick fords ass any day
why do you think ford is found on road dead |
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edd on January 19, 2005 @ 1:23 pm |
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fuck you yee, chevy can whope ford any day |
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bob on January 19, 2005 @ 1:28 pm |
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at least he has friends unlike you, oh yeh you do have friends boyfriends |
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bigbronco on January 19, 2005 @ 7:40 pm |
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chevy’s fuckin suck ass....i beat the shit out of a 2500 that had work done to it and i have a fuckin lifted bronco |
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Matt on January 19, 2005 @ 9:23 pm |
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You know what sucks in these forms when you get dickhead loser that use 100 different names, like james, edd, bob, GET A LIFE btw the time between the messages is very close so how the hell can it be anyone else , also i’m a chevy driver, and i lost to a mustang yesterday so FUCK CHEVY |
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james on January 20, 2005 @ 1:33 pm |
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edd and bob are my friends i sit next to in cimputer class so fuck off you fuckin ford drivin pussy ford sucks dick aka
found on road dead |
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Matt on January 21, 2005 @ 12:17 am |
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James you have a really big probem first you can’t spell, and then your having computer class which isnt true is it, GET A FUCKING LIFE, IF YOU NEED TO HAVE COMPUTER CLASS THAT IS REALLY SAD, what do you need to learn, how to print LOL |
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james on January 21, 2005 @ 10:35 am |
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Matt you cant spell I dot think probem is a word |
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jim on January 21, 2005 @ 10:57 am |
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You guys all suck ass, esp you james and james good come back matt made a simple keyboard mistake but i don’t think that cant is a word, ( can’t ) LOL JAMES NEEDS COMPUTER CLASSES TO LEARN HOW TO TURN ON A COMPUTER, FUCK YOU JAMES |
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Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 21, 2005 @ 11:02 am |
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PLEASE KEEP THIS FOURM ON THE TOPIC IS IS MENT TO BE, JAMES NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU AND YOUR COMPUTER ISSUES, MATT NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU. THIS IS A FOURM ABOUT FORD SO KEEP IT TO THAT!!! |
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edd on January 24, 2005 @ 1:50 pm |
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fuck you jim james is my friend you donkey raping basterd |
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edd on January 24, 2005 @ 1:51 pm |
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we can talk about what we want
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edd on January 24, 2005 @ 1:55 pm |
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i likerid computer class so you can suck my dick matt |
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edd on January 24, 2005 @ 1:55 pm |
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i like computer class so you can suck my dick matt |
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edd on January 24, 2005 @ 2:01 pm |
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you suck ass jim |
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Jon on January 24, 2005 @ 7:12 pm |
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My chevy 5.7 with a big block pusin 350hp on mickey tompson’s will destroy you on the track............ SHUT THE FUCK UP..... CHEVY AND FORC CAN BOW DOWN |
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its me bitch davis on January 24, 2005 @ 10:05 pm |
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if u all would like to fight then fuck with me and u now that fords suck and chevys are the best so shut the fuch u and that goes for all of u 10-4 over and out.
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its me bitch davis on January 24, 2005 @ 10:07 pm |
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if u all would like to fight then fuck with me and u now that fords suck and chevys are the best so shut the fuck up and that goes for all of u 10-4 over and out.
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edd on January 25, 2005 @ 10:34 am |
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THIS JOKE ROCKS, SO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, CHEVY SUCKS |
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Dirtyjokesinc Staf on January 25, 2005 @ 9:21 pm |
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WILL THE PERSON WITH THE NAME JAMES, EDD, BOB, STOP SENDING RUBBISH MESSAGES. YOU ARE ALL THE SAME PERSON, IF YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO PUT UP YOUR IP ADDRESS FOR EVERYONE TO SEE PLEASE KEEP FILLING UP THIS MESSAGE BOARD WITH YOUR RUBBISH!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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chambers on January 28, 2005 @ 4:59 am |
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fords fukin suk so much. holdens rock |
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Fish on January 28, 2005 @ 6:07 am |
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Fords suck so much. I had a Ford once. I had to replace the timing belt, and had to pull the grille, radiator and everything off the get at it. It took me all day. I had a Holden, and it took 15 minutes. |
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someone on January 29, 2005 @ 1:19 am |
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HOLDENS SUCK, HOLDENS NEW MONARO IS STILL SLOWER THAN THE GT |
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holden man on January 30, 2005 @ 12:45 am |
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what the hell are you talking about boy the new monaro takes 5.8 secs to 100km while the ford gt is stranded in the 6 second mark. |
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the one who knows on January 30, 2005 @ 2:25 pm |
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Holden man on January 30, 2005 @ 12:45, i thought your holden was better. damn 5.7 litre 5.8 seconds to 100km, and a what 4.6 litre at 6 seconds damn a fraction of a second, thats a big gap on motor size buddy so next time you talk make sure you know what you are talking about. |
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holden man on January 31, 2005 @ 3:23 am |
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hey the one who dosent know in seconds 5.8 to 6 seconds is a big gap when your talking car speeds and also the ford gt is not 4.6 litres its 5.4 i should know because i read the wheels and motor mags and also learn how to spell dick cheese. |
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ford lover on January 31, 2005 @ 3:50 am |
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it took 6 years to build the vz monaro gts and it took 2 years to build the ba gt hwo long does it take they must be speds. |
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holden man on January 31, 2005 @ 7:36 am |
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hey ford geek there is no such thing as the holden monaro gts because the vz series does not have a gts monaro and it didnt take 6 years yo build the monaro it took 2 and a half years to build you cant spell how you loser. |
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holden man on January 31, 2005 @ 7:41 am |
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hey ford geek as if u have a DJR because u cant drive yet anyway and theres only 100 in AUS u ford poof
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the one who knows on January 31, 2005 @ 8:35 pm |
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Hey Holden alot of dick, ford mustand gt has 4.6 litre. and fractions of second might meen winning a race but is sad when it takes the bigger motor. 4.6 against 5.7 ya thats a sad time. you take a chevy and they build a 4.6 litre and the ford keeps there 4.6 litre the ford will blow the doors of your heap of shit. or the other way around ford can build a 5.7 litre motor and chevy keeps there worthless 5.7 litre motor.guess what still know competition. you want to go bigger fine, just remember that ford will always have the bettter technology. fords proved it with there many different models of mustangs. so next time you bitch about it just remember your the one who dosnt know i could argue my points and facts all day long. and douchebag im old enough to be your dad..........
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the one who knows on January 31, 2005 @ 8:44 pm |
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take your piece of australian junk back to walk about creek everybodies is true i guess just because you dont have a ford doesnt meen you have to have your period or anything. i guess we know your not pregnant know. GM, Dodge it dont matter HOLDEN sucks well maybe your made for eachother cause you suck too. well it is GM also so i guess it dont matter |
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holden man on February 1, 2005 @ 3:03 am |
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im not talking about the ford mustang im talking about the ford fpv ba gt and are u from america because u dont compare the monaro to a mustang |
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holden man on February 1, 2005 @ 3:12 am |
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hey the one who dosent know how old are you im 14 and you should learn how to spell you ford geek that dosent read motor mags and wheels mags my sister knows more about cars than you. |
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holden man on February 1, 2005 @ 6:22 am |
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what the hell we own xr6t so we have one of the best fords in the range. so our monaro gto in america take 4.6 secs to 100km and sold all together 36000 cars in 2 years and the 5.7 litre tickford maxed out 250kw |
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the one who knows on February 1, 2005 @ 6:31 pm |
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hey holden alot mored dick i can compare ford to anything i wish to shouldnt you have been in bed by now you little diaper. ya your sister probably knows more about cars than you do too. so why dont you change your huggies, and stop crying cause you will never win. |
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holden man on February 2, 2005 @ 3:47 am |
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hey the one who dosent know please go back to school becuase you need to learn how spell you 2 year old i hear your dad flushing the toilet you better go and wipe his balls. |
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Holdens suck on February 2, 2005 @ 5:10 am |
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Holden Dickhead the new holden monaro is 260kw, the XR8 has 260Kw the GT has 290Kw, and the DJR has 320Kw, and they have more power, speed, and style, and who has won v8 supercars for two years in a row, and who won three Australia’s Best Car Awards, and who got 0 holden, and if it wasn’t for ford holden wouldn’t be around, holden set up business building copies of the Ford Model T, way back before the first holden was ever announced, and they were crap, |
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Holdens Suck on February 2, 2005 @ 5:11 am |
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and BTW you are only 14, you wouldn’t know a f#$%ing thing about cars you only like holdens because your parents have one, until you learn how a car works don’t come in these forms |
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Holdens suck on February 2, 2005 @ 5:16 am |
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and BTW again, the falcon, and FPV are 100% Australian, the commodore gets built in , America, Germany and who knows else where |
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holden man on February 2, 2005 @ 6:36 am |
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ok the clubsport 297kw and the falcon kw read out is in din while holden use english ecu read outs. The din read out actuarly give a higher kw read out than the same car in ecu. And who has been in a 8 year loosing streak in bathurst. holden is auctauly made in aus and its v8 is us and stereo is german. But ford gets its stuff from us f150 |
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h m on February 2, 2005 @ 6:39 am |
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i am 16 and my parents own an xr6t and sometimes drives xr8 |
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Ford Man on February 2, 2005 @ 7:26 am |
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actuly your wrong the transmission also comes from germany, and teh FALCON IS 100% AUSTRALIAN, YEH JUST AS YOU SAID THE HOLDEN ENGINE IS MADE OVERSEAS, AND THE ONLY REASON HOLDEN AS HAD MORE WINS AT BATHURST IS BECAUSE THEY CHEATED THEY USED OPEL ENGINGS INSTEAD OF HOLDEN ENGINES BECAUSE THEY SUCK, AND TODAY THE V8 SUPERCARS ARE THE SAME EXCEPT FOR THE BADGE EXCEPT FOR SBR BECAUSE THEY REBUILT THERE OWN, AND SBR ENGINES ARE BETTER THE THE HOLDEN TEAMS |
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holden man on February 2, 2005 @ 7:48 am |
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opel only make 4c engienes andthe falcons use the same 6sp manaul as holden and they use us 4L60 and the new v6 has a bmw 5L40 gearbox.In v8 supa cars the engiens are exactly the same other than air intake and mainfold |
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Ford Man on February 2, 2005 @ 8:59 am |
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Im not talking about the new opels i am talking about the ones from bathurst from years ago before you were even born, so as the other guy said your only 14, until you learn about cars go away |
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Holdens suck on February 2, 2005 @ 5:33 pm |
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Also, the only reason holden has been dominating in the past 10 years is because ford weren’t allowed to have the aero package they wanted because it meant the fords were faster and another thing they slowed the fords down so the holdens could catch up, politics |
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holden man on February 3, 2005 @ 5:26 am |
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im not 14. holden and ford use the exact same engine in v8 supercars in 10 years the biggest power difference between the 2 in v8 supacars has only been 20hp it depends on the drivers skill. |
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Holdens suck on February 3, 2005 @ 8:45 am |
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HOLDEN MAN WHO WON WHEELS CAR OF THE YEAR!!!!, STICK YOU HOLDEN UP YOUR COMMIE ASS, and btw it does depend on the drivers skill to a point, but when you have politics saying that fords are to fast for holden so they make them have a bad areo package and slower engine, how can you win |
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Sean on February 3, 2005 @ 11:29 pm |
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all the ford owners sold their computers to fix their POS’s thats why there are no FOrd owners on this site
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chevyBTD on February 5, 2005 @ 1:11 am |
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ok look dumbasses i have a 98 s-10 i will admit its been in the shop a few times But only for MINOR problems bc it was still driveable and ran like a normal truck ive got 4x4 in it now my parents use to buy gm products but then they do the stupid thing and switch to mopar now i found out the life in a dodge is under 10 years especially with a tranney we had to take our old 94 caravan dodge in like 3 fricken times for traney probs but that still didnt stop my dad from gettinga talon eagle which they stoped making after 98 thankgod but his 97 itranney went up on him not once but twice in 2004 in 7 years old the car was not even 7 years old mopar should do something good for the world and sell their company to GM and chevrolet then theyll become a better company as for ford they just really suck GET A CHEVY A REAL MANS CAR OR TRUCK |
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Chevys Suck on February 5, 2005 @ 5:43 am |
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CHEVYS SUCK, Ford kicks chevys ass |
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chevy man on February 6, 2005 @ 4:21 pm |
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FORD SUX!!! my buddys got a bran new chevy 2500 and he takes it out 4-wheelin all the time and has eaven got the truck off the ground ocer some hills, plus when him and his coisin hooked chains he pulled his f-250 around like crap, plus its stock, exept for all terain tires. Ford aint the only one dodge sux to, the cummins engin is good but the truck itself is crap. just plain and simple chevy rules!!!! |
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Ford Lover on February 7, 2005 @ 10:56 pm |
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i know nothing about cars speed and all that stuff. But i seen more problems with Chevy’s then any other vehicles out there. Just to throw a idea out there, with Fords having this problem and Chevy having that problem. it could be the driver beating the shit out of i, not caring the damage hes doing to hit. You can kick this idea around for a bit. Also my father owns a 1998 Ford f150 and the only problem he had was deciding what color he wanted the inside to look like |
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import lova on February 9, 2005 @ 1:07 am |
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I think all american cars suck ass, imports kick ass and are faster than any american car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Chevy Rulls on February 9, 2005 @ 2:50 am |
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Jap cars suck, hondas are ok, but jap cars are really jap crap |
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Drizz,Yo Fords suck! on February 15, 2005 @ 2:16 am |
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Y’all Ford Lovers out there come find me and we’ll see if any of your lil pussy ass rigs can stand up to the 1700 horses my 540 cubic inch chev motor is pushin. Y’all aint gunna keep up i’ll give you a 4 second head start adn have u by half track!!!!! Chevys are the shit that is y more people own a Chevy then a Ford!!!! |
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the one who knows on February 15, 2005 @ 10:39 pm |
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you are right Drizz chevies are shit, hey if you ever want to run i will be happy to but i will just keep mine a supprise! |
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the one who knows on February 15, 2005 @ 10:42 pm |
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holden alot of dick it seems that everybody thinks your wrong so are argument is over. wait till you drive a real car and then we can actually argue about something worth while. |
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Crapolet on February 21, 2005 @ 1:56 pm |
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Only ignorant red neck losers drive Chevy trucks. But I bet you do have the baddest one at the trailor park. By the way...those ARE cum stains on your mommas blouse. |
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urk the jurk on February 22, 2005 @ 3:53 pm |
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Fucking Old Restored Dodge-F O R D |
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marie on February 26, 2005 @ 9:30 pm |
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my chevy will smoke your white ass or black asss
you want to race them i got a 350 in lets git r done |
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liz on February 28, 2005 @ 2:20 am |
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that sux I TELL YA HOLDENS BETTER |
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holden monaro mate!! on March 1, 2005 @ 2:40 am |
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ford suck like my shit monaro will kick the shit out of any ford falcon xr8 and xr6
holden monaro rules
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me on March 1, 2005 @ 10:15 pm |
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ford suck ass! chevys are just way better!!!
*Wrangler butts n Chevy trucks drive this cowgirl wild!* |
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chevy own ur ass on March 2, 2005 @ 12:38 pm |
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CHEVY WILL RUN OVER UR FORD |
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coonhuntin_ford_chik on March 3, 2005 @ 7:24 pm |
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HEY WHOEVER STARTED THIS JOKE. IT’S ABOUT TIME WE GET SOME ONE ON HERE THAT NO’S WHAT THERE TALKIN’ ABOUT CAUSE CHEVY’S AND DODGE’S AND ALL THAT OTHER SHIT SUCK ASS BIG TIME. I’D RATHER OUSH AFORD ANYDAY THAN GET CAUGHT IN A PIECE OF SHIT CHEVY. JUST THOUGHT I’D LET YA NO. FOR ALL YOU PIECES OF SHIT OWNERS OUT THERE PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT. FORDS ALL THE WAY BUDDY!!! |
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Chevy Babe on March 5, 2005 @ 10:42 am |
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That is not true! I would be soo ashamed to buy a FORD! I would be soo imbarassed to even look at one! YOU CAN’T A ford TO dodge A chevy! I CAN MAKE A FORD! A PIECE OF TIN A PIECE OF BOARD NAIL IT TOGETHER YOU GOT A FORD!!! If ya have any comments write me! We can chat! Write me at ku_ksu_babe@yahoo.com! I am 16/f/ks! Chevy’s kick Ass! |
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coonhuntin_ford_chik on March 5, 2005 @ 11:08 am |
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YOU THINK I WANT TO TALK TO SOMEONE THAT OWNS A CHEVY. FUCK NO. SO WHY WOULD I WRITE TO YOU? I AIN’T TALKIN TO YOU SO FUCK OFF BITCH,
ALL THAT CHEVYS STAND FOR:
CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle, Or Loud Engine Ticks
CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
CHEVROLET -Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
CHEVROLET -Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve’s Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time
CHEVY -Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
CHEVY -Can Hear Every Valve Yell
you can suck my nut for all i care, the ones i ain’t got!!!!!
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holdens suck on March 8, 2005 @ 6:03 am |
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Hay monaro dickhead, a fpv gt will kick your fucking holden ass |
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who cares on March 8, 2005 @ 5:27 pm |
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why is everyone dissing chevy or ford i have a 1948 hot rod ford f-1 with a 2001 chevorlet crate motor. its built ford tough with the chevy stuff |
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Chevy Babe on March 8, 2005 @ 5:29 pm |
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hey i forgot to say that i am cheap and easy |
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Deutscher Gefährte on March 8, 2005 @ 5:51 pm |
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Porsche ist das beste Auto, das es die australischen Autos wie Spielwaren außer aussehen läßt ist es nicht, das Australier Verbrecher von Großbritannien ist? ich habe Sagen, daß Australienautos besser als asiatische Autos sind. Bmw M5 ist ein großes Auto. |
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coonhuntin_ford_chik on March 10, 2005 @ 9:23 pm |
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it mite help if you spoke some english buddy, cause we can’t read that jap crap or whatever it is... |
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ChEvRoLeT TrUcKs OwN on March 14, 2005 @ 5:55 pm |
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Basically what the idiot is trying to tell you, in German anyway, is that porsche is the best. BMW is great too. and australien cars are better than, I think, asian cars.
To be honest though, as much as I hate ford, I would own a Chevy or a Ford way before I ever owned some awkward asian or English nightmare. Anyway, maybe the kid who wrote this will understand this.
BMW?! ha, das macht nichts. Ich mag Ford Nicht, aber ford gibt amerikanisch, und das ist besser als BMW oder Porsche. Sag, warum sind Porsche oder BMW sehr teuer? Chevy und Ford sind billiger dann BMW oder Mercedes und Grossbritanien und Australia? es ist mir egal. Ich kann Amerikanisch kaufen, und nichts mehr! |
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coonhuntin_ford_chik on March 14, 2005 @ 8:35 pm |
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ok bud, whatever you want to tell yourself |
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ChEvRoLeT TrUcKs OwN on March 15, 2005 @ 6:28 pm |
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actually kid, I was basically telling you what the german speaker up ahead of you said, as you clearly stated that they should speak some english. I also said, that I personally, hate ford, but would take a ford over some asian or english nightmare, followed by my translation in German, so if the kid who decided to use german in the first place came back, they too, could understand what I was saying. Anyway, kid, it sounds more complicated than it is. |
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NovaPower on March 15, 2005 @ 9:46 pm |
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There’s no Chevy vs. Ford Argument
My 63 Nova powered by a 76 Vette 350 can handle just about any Ford I’ve seen
How many fords run in the 10’s with a small block
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coonhuntin_ford_chik on March 17, 2005 @ 6:45 pm |
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ok i understood ya i was just sayin whatever you say because you like chevys and not fords there smart one |
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CRYSTAL on March 17, 2005 @ 9:01 pm |
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ANYONE THAT LIKES FORDS CAN SHOVE THEM RIGHT UP THERE A** BECAUSE IF PRESIDENT HAD TO CHOOSE WHAT VEHICLE HAD TO STAY AND WHAT HAD TO GO IT WOULD BE CHEVY STAY AND FORDS GO BECAUSE ALL THE CARS YOU SEE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROADS ARE ALL FORDS BECAUSE THEY ARE SHIT. |
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ChEvRoLeT TrUcKs OwN on March 18, 2005 @ 3:11 pm |
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well to be honest, what does it matter, Chevy or Ford? As long as it’s american who really gives that much of a damn. |
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hOlden_lUvA! on March 18, 2005 @ 9:41 pm |
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ford suck! i’d rather walk to cali and back then drive a ford! |
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coonhuntin_ford_chik on March 19, 2005 @ 3:56 pm |
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well thats good for you. i’d rather push a ford anyday than be caught in a chevy. so put that in your pipe and smoke it you dumb lil’ bitch- --crystal |
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jocooldaddy on March 19, 2005 @ 9:49 pm |
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First
On
Race
Day
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Brittany on March 20, 2005 @ 6:47 am |
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Ford drivers are to busy pushing their crap back home! |
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fords suck ass on March 20, 2005 @ 6:40 pm |
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any stupid ass motha fucker that drives a ford needs to be fucked in the ass |
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holdens rule on March 23, 2005 @ 6:56 am |
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where are you oviously not having a nice time |
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jose on March 27, 2005 @ 6:04 pm |
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ford rocks
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holden pride on March 31, 2005 @ 5:00 am |
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holdens wernt made in america or anywere else u sad mopther fuker in america there is no holden cause they r 2 good 2 be there fords suck |
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john on May 1, 2005 @ 11:21 pm |
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ford can suck my dick with its pansy ass 4.6 |
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john on May 1, 2005 @ 11:21 pm |
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ford can suck my dick with its pansy ass 4.6 |
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papa 4 luv on May 3, 2005 @ 2:20 pm |
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its so OBVIOUS!!...who wins.....as I close this forum shortly... the winner :
fords...chevys...white trashy cars made from scraps found in backyards..well no shit...the companys are cheap pussies that need
both suck...go stick to something hardy.....like my ...
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Ford suck's on May 8, 2005 @ 1:21 am |
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Ford fuckin suck everyone can afFORD a ford because there so cheap but no-one want’s one because there so crap and fall to bits. ps the warranty is only guarranteed untill you get in it, Do you no y. because its going to break and fall to fuckin pieces |
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davvy suggate on May 8, 2005 @ 1:30 am |
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I want a pink chevvy my ph number is (03)4545354 |
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davvysuggate on May 8, 2005 @ 1:32 am |
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just kidding i like men in the pink chevvy |
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GGG on May 8, 2005 @ 1:35 am |
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fORD SUCK FORD = Fucked Or Raped Daily |
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thefordtruckguy on May 8, 2005 @ 11:39 pm |
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CHEVY LOVERS SHUT THE FUCK UP CHEVY TRUCKS SUX AND THEY ARE BUILT WEAK AS SHIT. BUILT FORD TOUGH. THe STRONGEST FORD PICK UPS. SO GO FUCK URSELF CHEVY LOVERS. CHEVY SUX AND FORD RULES |
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thefordtruckguy on May 8, 2005 @ 11:40 pm |
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CHEVY LOVERS SHUT THE FUCK UP CHEVY TRUCKS SUX AND THEY ARE BUILT WEAK AS SHIT. BUILT FORD TOUGH. THe STRONGEST FORD PICK UPS. SO GO FUCK URSELF CHEVY LOVERS. CHEVY SUX AND FORD RULES |
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Anthony on May 12, 2005 @ 5:16 pm |
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All you fuckin bitch ass ford lover are a disgrace to America and fords a disgrace to
American muscle the only thing i’d probly use a ford for is a dumpster and to all how don’t
like it suck me and my Chevy Suburban’s Dick’s. |
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wayhot_vt_ls1 on May 14, 2005 @ 11:29 pm |
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well i believe fords are possesed ever fuckin shit box ford ive ever driven not owned i (stres) i have only had the misfortune of driving 3 of them and the whole 3 i totaled 1 of them rolling 3 times
this says something about FORDS incapasity to build a car that handles
and dont try and say i cant drive i have been racing professional in sports sedan series in aust for 22 years |
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FPV rules on June 9, 2005 @ 3:25 am |
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ford rule all you holden pricks out there can go get fucked because holden sucks. hsv is short writing for HOLDEN SHIT VECHILE. ford look better sound better. And for an assholes out there who think that FPV’s where made in america are dicks because they are aussie born muscle cars. HOLDEN SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DONKEY DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Carsten on July 1, 2005 @ 3:48 pm |
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Lissen Up Chevy Suckers..... Chevy sucks so much.. get a life..... get a ford Fuckfaces |
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Ford hick on July 30, 2005 @ 5:47 pm |
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C-H-E-V-R-O-L-E-T
Cracked Heads Exhaust Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Everywhere Too
not to mention i hooked up my stock 150 to a 2500 silverado and towed him around the town, now thats gotta tell ya somethin
im from norhtern wisconsin and the truck of choice is Ford, you know why because their stronger, more durable, and can take way more punishment than a pussy chevy. |
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Patience on August 23, 2005 @ 10:55 pm |
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All of you poor, sad people.
Who cares? If there was no competition, cars would never evolve. Holden vs Ford (in Australia - not GMH vs Ford in the states) comes down to this:
in 6 cyl - std = holden a bit quicker, better interior,
in 6 cyl performance = ford’s xr6 turbo pushes out 240kw , holdens supercharged 6 gets just over 200kw.
in 8cyl - std = SS commodore beats an XR8 (speed), ford has better suspension and drive train, holden - better interior
in 8cyl performance = this is getting closer and closer - it is now about the driver
V8 supercar series here - Stone Bros. (Ford) are still running 1st and 2nd on championship points. I love fords, drive an xr6 turbo - but credit needs to be given where it is due - > holdens are a nice car, i just prefer the options fords offer.
Also - all of you arguing about cars who aren’t even old enough to drive should try shutting the fuck up. It will work wonders for your argumentative style - and for some of you, your spelling. |
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Chevy Rebel on August 23, 2005 @ 10:55 pm |
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I just wanna ask why the small block 350 CHEVROLET engine is the most popular engine in the entire world....umm maybe because after they drive their ford or dodge they relized that it had no fuckin power and that every time they would be at a stop light they would get spanked by a real mans truck or car. my dad has a stock 2003 chevy avalanche and waxed a brand new 300c and he has beat all the dodges and ford on the road and i know that u will say that ur f-350 or your dodge 1500 ram could beat it but well it cant and if u wanna pull up next to me well im gonna feel sorry for you because my 1992 chevrolet k1500 full size blazer will run ur punk ass over bitch ass ford and dodge drivers |
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Silverado3500 on September 10, 2005 @ 7:29 pm |
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Anyone hear about the 3.5 million Ford vehicles recalled for a faulty electrical switch in the cruise control system? Yeah, they make the vehicles catch on fire... even when they’re turned off. I guess Ford really does have reliable electrical systems... they can blow your car up even when it’s sitting in the garage! That’s what I call working overtime. BUT, at least when your F-150 blows up, your front bumper will still be attached. And this is AFTER the whole Ford Explorer/Firestone tire debacle... as well as combustible Pintos...
So much for that 5-star safety rating, huh?
Chevy Trucks: An American Revolution! |
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DAVES COMMODORE on September 20, 2005 @ 8:57 pm |
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FORD STANDS 4
FORD OWNERS ROOT DOGS
FAILS ON RACE DAY
FULL OF RUST & DENTS
FOUND ON RUBBISH DUMP
FULL OF RATTLES & DETONATION
FPV= FUCKIN POOFTERS VEHICLE |
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rick on September 20, 2005 @ 8:57 pm |
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HEMI enough said |
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fisherdus on September 23, 2005 @ 5:57 pm |
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oh ya... i would rather drive a ford then ride or touch a holden |
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Brandon CHEVYS RULE on September 23, 2005 @ 5:58 pm |
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Ok its plain and simple..................Fords Suck. THE END |
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ferrari dude on October 5, 2005 @ 4:08 pm |
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any of your cars cant thrash my dads ferrari. |
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Scotty on October 10, 2005 @ 1:56 pm |
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kyle u have got to be kiddin holdens have better jokes and better cars look at whos won barthurst 7 times in a row get i life!! |
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FORD on October 14, 2005 @ 4:12 pm |
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FORDumb people |
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notaFord on October 14, 2005 @ 4:12 pm |
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Ford drivers are dumber people. Next time you see someone do something stupid on the road look at the rear of the car - you will 9 out of 10 times see that obnoxious Ford blue oval. |
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steveo on October 17, 2005 @ 8:14 pm |
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im from aus i have a ford they are soooooooo good chicks love em |
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Josh Mc on October 20, 2005 @ 8:08 pm |
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Chevy its like a rock..................you have to kick it to get it going. |
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chevy rules on October 24, 2005 @ 3:43 pm |
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ford-flip over read directions
ford-fuckin oh rebuilt dodge
ford-fucked on race day |
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Whoknows on October 25, 2005 @ 3:39 pm |
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Only good thing Chevy ever made was a Corvette.
Everything else is Ford all the way. |
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holden man on November 22, 2005 @ 5:58 pm |
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ferrari dude your wrong the corvette z06 is the third fastest car in the world and the fastest ferrari is the enzo if you wanted to know im from auastralia and over here we have holdens and they kick fords ass.
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calm down on November 28, 2005 @ 5:15 pm |
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why are there all these people having a bitch fight over which car is better, it goes down to what people like, im from australia and i am currently a ford man but i have had holdens in the past, there both great car builders and at the mom in australia the fords are better than the holdens, but in a few years holden will prob take back over and then ford, as i said before both are great cars |
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Ford man on December 5, 2005 @ 8:16 pm |
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Look here Chevy Rebel bitch. I’ll take my dads doge 2500 and my Uncles ford 350 and make that fuckin chevy of yours look like a bitch like you. |
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holdens are cool on December 9, 2005 @ 6:48 pm |
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fords are dome |
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