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ford’s suck
Posted by: jacob on January 24, 2005 @ 11:25 am
| OK NOW U KNOW THAT SAYING ABOUT FORD’S BEING FIRST ON RACE DAY IT’S NOT TRUE THEY MIGHT BE THE FIRST ONE’S GETING THERE BUT THEY WILL BE THE LAST ONE’S TO LEIVE |
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someone on January 25, 2005 @ 10:40 am |
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learn to spell |
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bob the builder on January 31, 2005 @ 4:06 pm |
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your fucking stupid, you cant even spell. |
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above the rest on February 1, 2005 @ 12:23 pm |
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you might think they are the last to leave, little do you know they are so fast they beat you back to the startinging line again and you didint even see them!!! |
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Masso on February 6, 2005 @ 3:17 pm |
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You are a stupid butt and your butt stinks!
You suck at spelling too! |
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trav on February 9, 2005 @ 12:04 pm |
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ford suck no mader who makes it it just suck ass
found on road dead
first on race day |
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MY LITTLE PONY on February 10, 2005 @ 9:28 pm |
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FORD IS THE BEST HELL WITH THE REST
EAT IN CHEVY SHIT IN DODGE
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36DXBIG BOOBS on February 11, 2005 @ 10:20 pm |
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FUCK ALL FORDS THEY ALL SUCK NO MATTER WAT ANYONE SAY CHEVEYS ROCK AND THATS ALL THERE IS TO IT SO ANY ONE WHO LIKES FORDS GO FUCK OFF THERE IS NO ROOM FOR U HERE SO BYEBYE
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4x4 z71 on February 12, 2005 @ 4:15 pm |
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You know 90 percent of all fords sold are still on the road today...the other 10 percent made it home |
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gman on pontiac on February 13, 2005 @ 9:31 pm |
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what dioes pontiac stand for?
poor old negro thinks its a cadilliac |
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GM BOY on February 13, 2005 @ 10:55 pm |
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fords are the shittiest vehicles out there... besides dodge, but i have beat every ford i have raced with my stock 2001 gmc 4wd ext cab 1/2 ton... including a 2001 ford mustang |
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fords suck on February 14, 2005 @ 8:52 pm |
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fords and chevies suck fuckin donkey dick. thats what i have to say ya dumb fucks. whoever likes fords can lick my sweaty nut sack ya bunch of fuckheads.
FORDS SUCK DONKEY DICK MAN!!! |
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duh on February 16, 2005 @ 2:59 am |
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I drive a Ford, well actually I walk a lot. |
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jullin shanchez on February 16, 2005 @ 11:33 pm |
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fords suck!!! wont even make it across the drag strip.
get a Tundra |
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a toyota geek on February 16, 2005 @ 11:38 pm |
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If you want your fucking ford to do 10 sec. on the strip, have a toyota tundra pull it
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whoflungpoo on February 16, 2005 @ 11:56 pm |
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read my books about books about brown stuff on fords and the sequel how fords can only make skid marks in toliets.
illustrated by I. P. Freely
and I.P. Freely’s own book called yellow fluids (can’t be found in any store) |
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ford merceneries on February 17, 2005 @ 12:12 am |
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if your racing a ford for slips youve got to get slow car because your oponent probably cant run that fast. |
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nath on February 17, 2005 @ 3:38 am |
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fuck all of u HOLDEN is da best every year beats shithouse fords
fords suck thats da bottom line holden iz da best ps fords r also ugly |
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forbes on February 21, 2005 @ 12:32 pm |
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good one retard!! you fuckn idiot!! |
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jakey on February 21, 2005 @ 3:19 pm |
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bob, are you that guy who said poop? YOU ARE A FREAK!!!! |
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idea on February 25, 2005 @ 10:10 am |
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blue oval idea of ford tough?.....................................a turd..........how great can it be |
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real high guy on February 25, 2005 @ 3:30 pm |
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I love lamp! |
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real high guy on February 25, 2005 @ 3:32 pm |
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hey i like fred hes a good guy. |
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a girl on February 26, 2005 @ 9:40 am |
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no wonder you guys don’t get laid |
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cool on February 26, 2005 @ 8:01 pm |
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fords suck |
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jessica on February 26, 2005 @ 9:27 pm |
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i own a ford and it has a 350 down in it boarded 60 over
and ill put it up against anything you got and wont hesitate about doing it how do you like
those apples bitch!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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e t on March 2, 2005 @ 1:14 pm |
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fucking fords dont even make a 350 bitchez so thar for your ford is powerd by chevy andis un stopable |
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Bunit on March 7, 2005 @ 11:30 am |
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Any ford "chick" That thinks she knows anything about an engine, would never concider saying that a valve "yells" for any reason other than to magnify her stupidity. Why dont you take a "yelling" valve and shove it in your pooper, you stupid sloppy bitch. |
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The One and Only on March 7, 2005 @ 12:22 pm |
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FORD/ Find On Road Died |
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Jimmy on March 9, 2005 @ 12:55 am |
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good Job! I hate fords so many red necks are like " i want my american car" when most fords are made in mexico.
F:fix
O:or
R:repair
D:daily |
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Jenn on March 10, 2005 @ 5:23 pm |
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If you knew anything about race day you’d know that the it would be in best interest to leave last... only the best make it to the end. FORD RULZ!!!! SO FUK ALL YOU CHEVY DICKS! CHEVROLET -Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering
Techniques |
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whoflungpoo on March 10, 2005 @ 11:20 pm |
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who knew someone would make junkyars on a so called "v8"engine |
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import geek on March 10, 2005 @ 11:34 pm |
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hay jessica if your fords so great put it up against my tundra, but no slips i dont want a piece of shit in my driveway |
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a true idiot on March 10, 2005 @ 11:40 pm |
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i raced a f250 now i have a piece of shit in my driveway |
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lyle on March 11, 2005 @ 8:35 am |
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i had a ford and is was a pice of shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i wont race a ford becouse I HAV NOTHING TO PROVE |
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sam on March 11, 2005 @ 11:00 am |
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f....o.....r.....d
Found
on
ROAD
DEAD
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sam on March 11, 2005 @ 11:05 am |
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f....o.....r.....d
Found
on
ROAD
DEAD
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richy on March 11, 2005 @ 12:55 pm |
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your mom rides like a ford
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richy on March 11, 2005 @ 12:56 pm |
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your mom rides like a ford
rusy and broken down
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beaner on March 11, 2005 @ 12:58 pm |
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neone thats in this site blow major dick lol. seriously get a life or at least a gf or job damn u make geeks look cool man u seriously must have small penises lol damn fruits go fuck your mom in the ass |
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fordchick on March 21, 2005 @ 2:54 pm |
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Ford rocks in ways chevy’s never known how..... Chevy’s suck shit and the eat my dust everyday so fuck off and if any of you fuckers that have a chevy that thinks they can out run me let me know. |
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fordchick on March 21, 2005 @ 2:55 pm |
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Ford rocks in ways chevy’s never known how..... Chevy’s suck shit and the eat my dust everyday so fuck off and if any of you fuckers that have a chevy that thinks they can out run me let me know. |
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j on March 22, 2005 @ 12:11 am |
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im queen |
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screwed by Ford on March 22, 2005 @ 1:07 pm |
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I owned a f250 it was great until the fucking transmission failed to fuction and the company just told me tough shit they suck and I will never own a Ford again. |
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Chevvy0wnsFord on March 24, 2005 @ 2:27 am |
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Y’all ford lovers have your head soo far up your butt you can’t even tell what the best is, and that would be Chevvy, screw the dude’s spelling he made his point. I owned 2 fords all the same problem they had engine trouble i learned after the 2nd car not to get a ford.
The only reason ford is in business, is because of dumbasses like you’ll.
My neighbor just got a new F150, I would go out and screw it but he would think that it would be an improvement. |
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anonymous on March 24, 2005 @ 2:31 am |
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all you Ford-lovers suck dick.... |
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Chevvy0wnsFord on March 24, 2005 @ 2:32 am |
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Y’all ford lovers have your head soo far up your butt you can’t even tell what the best is, and that would be Chevvy, screw the dude’s spelling he made his point. I owned 2 fords all the same problem they had engine trouble i learned after the 2nd car not to get a ford.
The only reason ford is in business, is because of dumbasses like you all.
My neighbor just got a new F150, I would go out and screw it but he would think that it would be an improvement. |
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supportthefords on March 29, 2005 @ 12:50 am |
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the only reason fords are the last to leave the racetrack is because they spend all the extra time in victory lane!!!!!! lol |
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.... on March 29, 2005 @ 3:00 am |
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Ford lick dick and thats all there is too it. Oh is anyone spell anyhting wring oh that’s what you have to pick on them about b/c you can’t defend your real problem, witch is that you drive a ford. All ford lovers can go and eat a bowl full of dick. |
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72 Chevy on April 13, 2005 @ 12:07 am |
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Flipped
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge
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Rufus on April 23, 2005 @ 3:16 am |
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Yeah, Ford blows. Anybody want to test my 2003 Chevy 2500HD?? I’ll run it against anybodys ford. Any of you Ford girls want a real man, hit me up. I understand, sometimes you cant find anyhting better, so you settle for less... It’s OK though. If you’re hot and tired of ridin in shit boxes, it’s here.... |
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Hailey on April 24, 2005 @ 5:58 pm |
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You can ford a river, or dodge a rock , but you can’t chevy shit!!! |
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holden gal! on April 27, 2005 @ 11:50 pm |
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rufus is a dogs name!......but dogs r kol so its sweet yea my mum did drag racing once and she had da mint holden executive, bright yellow,black wing rims and bonet scoop and a performance motor it was da shit!!!!!! oh and she won! but going through town wit our boom box sounds up got the attention and all da fords got taken ova by da blonde in her beast! a real girl likes a real guy |
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Augastine R on April 29, 2005 @ 11:54 am |
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Ford really stands for fucked on racing day and fix or repair daily ford is for stupid little bitches with tiny little dicks |
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camaroman1984z28 on August 1, 2005 @ 4:44 pm |
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I had a ford truck once and I was changing the a broken fuel line. When iI tested the new line the whole truck exploded. Thats why I will never put a ford back in my driveway> |
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1957Nomad on September 10, 2005 @ 7:30 pm |
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Camaroman1984z28, You are a an idiot. It would not have mattered what Brand of Vehicle you were working on, YOU obviously don’t know what your doing. You blame your ineptitude on the the make of vehicle ... DUHHHHH ... Dumass |
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FORDMAN! on September 28, 2005 @ 6:20 pm |
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Ford sucks? Chevy’s rule? PFFFTT....Yea ok. Is that why the F-150 is the BEST selling truck. Is that also why GM was so deep in the shithole, that they had to start the Employee Discount?? The D-Max Diesel is a complete joke. It cant hold a light to the Powerstroke or the Cummins. You Chevy guys all Do the same...go put on a cheap body lift so we FORD guys can see your crappy frame rails, and shitty-built engines.
As for Tundras...say something when your trucks are used in a REAL mans job.
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chevy s-10 on October 4, 2005 @ 12:45 pm |
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fords rule my bath room thats about all it can take |
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chevy girl 4-life on October 22, 2005 @ 10:41 am |
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I have a restored 73 chevy Monticarlo a Chevy Beretta and a chevy blazer. I have never had any problems with them. My dad has a ford van only 5 years old and every time you close the doors a chunk of rust falls off. FUCK FORDS!!! |
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amcya on October 24, 2005 @ 9:56 pm |
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AMC RULES IM TAKING ON ANYONE WHO WANTS TO PUT THERE TITLE ON THE LINE AND LEAVE THE BULL SHIT TALK FOR AFTER YOU SIGN IT OVER TO ME AT THE FINISH LINE. |
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I love FORDS!!! on November 15, 2005 @ 9:51 pm |
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yeah I know they are aweosme you all are just kidding yourselfs dont even think that fords suck because you do not the car just sad you can get one...o and buy a volvo they rock! |
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think b4 speaking on November 16, 2005 @ 10:29 pm |
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Now for the toyota guys key word TOY. yall the truck looks good and they last a long time. but a truck is meant 4 work not driving but true work. so if u think u work ur toy ur just thinking thats all. now nissan yall its got power i give it to nissan there but it has no ass and by ass i mean rear end come on a dana 44 for quite that in 96 because it was to weak for a front end and nissan is trying to use that as a rear end good luck. and please nissan people dont tell me that yall use it for work because the rear end cant hold up. if u dont believe me read four wheeler magazine january 2005 page 86. the read end went out with less than 8600 miles so like the TOY fans keep thinking that u work them. |
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think b4 speaking on November 16, 2005 @ 10:29 pm |
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Now for dodge ha im just wasting my time now and u probably dont have time to read this because ur changing a transmission. so for everybody that dont like fords to some research come back again and ill shut u up with more fact well best selling 28 years should be enough plus it set a recored in january 05 with the most trucks ever sold in a month and it will keep breaking records "good records" unlike chevy. so do some research and try ur best to beat a ford. GOOD LUCK |
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tnathan202@aol.com on November 30, 2005 @ 8:12 pm |
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i love fords..... they are like womans knickers! EASY 2 GET IN 2 |
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chevyman78651 on December 3, 2005 @ 10:27 am |
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fords suck
CHEVROLET RULES! |
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tiger25HD on December 3, 2005 @ 10:27 am |
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tnathan202 does that mean fords are cheat easy and fucked? Not to mention the leaks. |
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FORD MY HERO PLEASEF on December 9, 2005 @ 6:49 pm |
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TO EVERYONE PLEASEZE STOP TO MKAEING FUIN OF THE FORDS BECAUSE THE ONLY REASON THEY ARE NOT CHEVIES IN THE FIRST PLACE IS BECAUSE DYMLER CHRYSLER AND CHJEEEP HAHA GET IT CHHEEP? ANYWAY IS BECAYUSE WE DONT GOT NO CHRYSLER BUIU;DONMG IN MICHIGAN OK? SO THE OBLY REAOSN IS FORD IF YOU WANT TO BY ONE COME PUICK A FOR D UP CASUSE YOU WILL BE BOWLING FOR DOLLERS AND BARNEYS DOWEEAT EM AND HOW FOR YOUR GAS MONEY BECAUSE FORD COSTS 6000 A BUCK FOR A FUILL UP. SO GO EHONDA i MEAN BAR HONDA RCING CARSZ! |
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