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FORD BACKWARDS MEANS
Posted by: chute-jokes on February 12, 2005 @ 1:05 am
D=Driver
R=Returns
O=On
F=Foot |
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Someone on February 17, 2005 @ 6:27 am |
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LAME, YOU SUCK |
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sum1 who has a ford! on February 17, 2005 @ 3:04 pm |
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Driver Returns On Foot! MAYBE IN A GETTO ASS DODGE!!!! BUT NOT IN A FORD!!!!
FORDS RULE!!!!!
DODGES SUCK!!!! |
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Chvylver on February 17, 2005 @ 9:26 pm |
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Found On Road Dead, Fixed Or Repaired Daily, Fucker Only Runs Downhill, Fifth On Race Day, For Old Retarded Dummies, and yes Ford lovers Lets not forget the lovable Rustang Classic. Remember this is Chevy country and on a quite night you can hear all the Fords Rust. |
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BJK on February 18, 2005 @ 3:22 pm |
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Yes we have heard them all |
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tha 1 n onli on February 21, 2005 @ 2:19 pm |
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FORDS SUCK |
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someone on February 23, 2005 @ 10:03 am |
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tha 1 n onli, prove fords suck loser |
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anti ford on February 25, 2005 @ 10:05 am |
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the joke might suck, but its true. |
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chevy on February 25, 2005 @ 1:26 pm |
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Chevys are the best |
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ford dispiser on February 25, 2005 @ 4:02 pm |
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the joke rocks and it made me laugh out loud |
| From: |
marie on February 26, 2005 @ 9:23 pm |
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FORDS DO NOT SUCK NEITHER DO CHEVYS I OWN BOTH HOW DO YALL LIKE ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
fordhaterall the way on March 3, 2005 @ 4:02 pm |
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the only right thing ford did was circle the problem |
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coonhuntin_ford_chik on March 3, 2005 @ 7:11 pm |
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JUST TO LET YA NO THEM THERE CHEVYS SUCK ASS. THE REAL MEANINGS OF CHEVY ARE:
CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle, Or Loud Engine Ticks
CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
CHEVROLET -Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
CHEVROLET -Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
CHEVROLET -Cheap Heaps Erratically Vibrate Running On Level Even Terrain
CHEVROLET -Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering
Techniques
CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve’s Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time
CHEVY -Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
CHEVY -Can Hear Every Valve Yell
SO STICK THAT IN YOUR PIPE IN SMOKE IT YOU FUCKIN PIECES OF SHIT LOVERS (JUST TO LET YA NO I’M TALKIN ABOUT THEM THERE CHEVYS) |
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chevyboy on March 3, 2005 @ 9:38 pm |
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if u want to drive a rust bucket buy a ford |
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coonhuntin_ford_chik on March 5, 2005 @ 11:01 am |
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CHEVY’S SUCK ASS BUDDY. IF YOU WANT TO BUY A PIECE OF SHIT ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS GET A CHEVY AND THERE YA GO. SO SUCK MY NUT AND GET OVER IT BUDDY, EVEN THOUGH I AIN’T GOT NONE!!!! |
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Someone on March 8, 2005 @ 6:11 am |
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Hay your the biggest idiot, the ford logo is an oval not a circle, DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
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chevy kicks ass on March 9, 2005 @ 3:33 pm |
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chevys fucking rule and fords suck ass, fords get stuck on a fucking wet gravel road. I would rather ride my bicycle over a ford any day, so suck my big dick coonhuntin Fuckin Ford lover. fucking retard. |
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coonhuntin_ford_chik on March 10, 2005 @ 3:43 pm |
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well that’s good for you think what you want to think buddy it dont bother me none. hate to tell you so go buy one of them piece of shit chevys and live your life how you want to buddy!!!! thats all i got to say. so go fuck off and get it over with |
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Rob on March 13, 2005 @ 8:37 pm |
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Fiberglass
Over
Rusted
Dodge |
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Holden princess on March 14, 2005 @ 1:18 am |
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Chevys suck, fords suck the only REAL car out there that i havnt seen rusting near the gutter are HOLDENS. Aussie aussie aussie |
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logans_redneck_woman on March 22, 2005 @ 6:53 pm |
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FORD is the best thing ever made, so all you stupid CHEVY lovers kiss my ass, cuz there a piece of crap!!!!!!!! FORD kicks ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Ford Lover on March 24, 2005 @ 7:36 am |
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chevys are the worst peices of shit to every have been driven on the road by mindless retards, your chevys suck you need a Fine Old Ride Daily Fucker. |
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John on March 29, 2005 @ 3:07 am |
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Dan just said it all boys, Chevy is where you can get all the best pussy
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chevy girl on March 30, 2005 @ 11:05 pm |
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fords suck big balls and everyone knows that...if you own a ford you should be shot... |
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misschevy on April 3, 2005 @ 3:09 pm |
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FORDS suck..a commercial even proves so..cause on that new 2005 mustang commercial when tha man is sittin in tha mustang frozen..when tha camera cuts to tha front look at tha headlights one of tha headlights is out |
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Chevy Girl on April 6, 2005 @ 12:27 am |
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FORDS FUCKIN BLOW>>> THEY SURE CIRCLED THE PROBLEM>>AT LEAST THE CHEVY’S MAKE IT TO THE FINISH LINE>>> HAHAHA |
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Junkyfords on April 7, 2005 @ 6:43 pm |
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Fucked over rebuilt dodge
Full of rusty dents
Failed on race day
For old rotten dicks
Buy a Ford because you think you buy the best
Then you drive a mile and walk the rest
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Chevyman338 on April 7, 2005 @ 10:50 pm |
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Ford,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Fix or repair daily |
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Moggy on April 8, 2005 @ 9:06 pm |
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hey coonhuntinfordchick... take ur fuckin ford and drive it straight up ur fuckin twat... no one wants to hear u talk about your morphdite japanese engineered pile of fuck for wheels!... get a damn book ya fuckin hillbilly and look up the stats... FORDS CANT OUTRUN CHEVYS! |
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chevymann on April 10, 2005 @ 3:21 pm |
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fucked on race day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fords bit ass!!!!!!!!!!! CHEVY is the only way to go.
flip over, read instructions
found on road dead
fetish of red dicks
freaks on red dicks
first on rust and deterioration
frequently overhauled rarley driven
fast only rolling downhill
fancy oil recycling device
for old retired drunks
fords really do suck donkey dick |
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dodge dude on April 10, 2005 @ 3:28 pm |
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id rather ram it than stroke it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha fords suck horse balls |
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Kallan on April 11, 2005 @ 4:19 pm |
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Fords RULE!!!!! YU DICK HEADs |
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Tanner on April 11, 2005 @ 4:22 pm |
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Chevys are the greatest and ford stands for junk yard not |
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Cathy on April 12, 2005 @ 10:43 am |
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Common boys!Din’t you watch and read the facts???The Ford pickUp truck keeps on bending right in the middle didn’t you ever notice!?!It’s a fact not fiction!And the Chevy’s well the’re tougher but not strong enough unless you did something to your engine!T’hat’s another fact!in cars it’s about the same...Ford sucks everywere and GM!!!If it were’nt for all the stupid rules they put in races,you’d be behind Dodge alot more often than you think!Whne they built dodge it was made for speed and endurance look it up,I did and i’m still searching for something good out of Ford and I can’t find anything except maybe the part when they say it’s a safe familly car! |
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brandon on April 30, 2005 @ 1:53 pm |
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Silverado 2500hd duaramax deisel, vortec engines,quadrasteer,alison transmission, top of the line brands what does for have? The truck also has more power than ford- 605 lb ft of torque. fords suck. Thre Stock corvette can beat any stock ford sports car. Every ford owned in my family was very unreliable. Every redneck i see steps into a ford. Most ford owners are full of arrogance. The chevy commercial trucks have catapillar engines in them and thay are much mor powerfull than fords. Chevy truck peaple look at fords on the road and realize how the back end is always bottemed out ?
See chevy trucks are very dependable to last 250,000 miles fords about 110,000.
I go throught a shity town of poor peaple and see all fords. I’ve tallied up the number of Chevy trucks and ford trucks Chevys beat fords ammount by double. Chevys are the most powerfull,popular and best out there.
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holden gal! on May 10, 2005 @ 4:22 am |
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wow you know your facts1 |
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Rick on June 12, 2005 @ 9:22 pm |
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hey Holden gal Here,s one for you What do Ford and toilet paper have in common They both need Assholes |
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