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Fords suck
Posted by: gredler on March 3, 2005 @ 9:44 pm

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Did u know that 98% of all Fords ever built are still on the road today?The other 2% made it back home.


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From: Brittany on March 8, 2005 @ 10:20 am
Comment: Good one...........and people wonder why their is so much trash along side of the roads? Well dog gone, I guess we all can thank ford for all the trash.....why does such a big company litter so much...humm?

From: ford man on March 12, 2005 @ 9:46 pm
Comment: fuck you, fords kick ass

From: ford man on March 12, 2005 @ 9:46 pm
Comment: fuck you, fords kick ass

From: Rob on March 13, 2005 @ 8:34 pm
Comment: Full
Of
Redneck
Dumbasses

From: chevy man on March 16, 2005 @ 2:11 pm
Comment: what does ford stand for well it stands for found on reserved dump lol

From: holsen fan 01 on March 24, 2005 @ 5:40 am
Comment: sweet joke dude fords are shit!!!!!!!!!!!!! holdens kick ass

From: John on March 29, 2005 @ 2:35 am
Comment: No matter what chevys will always kick ass. Look at the % of older chevys still runnin around on the streets today compared to a ford....like 8-1 9-1, Ford or just a really fucked over impression of a rebuilt dodge.

From: smut on April 3, 2005 @ 6:14 am
Comment: KITTY

From: chevy ROCKS! on April 4, 2005 @ 9:38 pm
Comment: If you like ford you can look foward to a life of riding dodge,fix and repare daily,and people saying for only retarded drivers. CHEVYS will kick fords butt any day any where any how.

From: chevy ROCKS on April 6, 2005 @ 9:42 pm
Comment: Ho yea I forgot 1 you will be found on road dead. So do youself a faver and by a chevy. Think of it this way you wont have to deal with the break downs and the dam traffic jams.
CHEVY ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fords SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: volkswagen nigga on April 10, 2005 @ 7:03 pm
Comment: Ford suck more dick than my x girl did when she was liek 5 get a real car drive a volkswagen get serious

From: Chevy boy on June 5, 2005 @ 11:29 pm
Comment: that joke 100% true ...lol

From: Myfordjustbrokedown on June 11, 2005 @ 11:30 pm
Comment: They say Jesus drove a ford, because he had to walk everywhere

From: Rick on June 12, 2005 @ 8:58 pm
Comment: Ford What a pile of shit I had the boss tint the windows of our service truck F450 So nobody would see me driving a Ford

From: victor on August 23, 2005 @ 10:40 pm
Comment: fords are the shittyedt things on the road today dodge or chevy is the place to be.
Fucked
Over
Repared
Dodges
ford backwards is
Driver
Returns
On
Foot

From: donny on October 7, 2005 @ 3:59 pm
Comment: all fords should be taken to the scraper

   
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