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Enough Said
Posted by: Lonestar Legends on March 4, 2005 @ 10:07 pm
| Lightning , Powerstroke , John Force , Bob Glidden ,ENOUGH SAID |
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Brittany on March 8, 2005 @ 10:14 am |
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Is that a joke???
Lighting = it will zap your ass(wallet & troubles)
powerStroke = What a girl does 2 a boy
now the rest of yo joke? WHO CARES about them!.......ENOUGH SAID! |
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Lonestar Legends on March 8, 2005 @ 8:33 pm |
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No joke just facts : Lightning { use spell check in your comments , Brittany } worlds fastest V8 production pick up . Powersroke { focus on the subject , Brittany } most powerful diesel truck on the planet . As for John and Bob , if I have to explain YOU not yo { I don’t speak ebonics } would not understand . I’am sure anyone with a clue is screaming "What about Cummings" , well since FORD owns Cummings it is a non-issue. I just got tired of all the Ford bashing , apart from a few that were anti-american made , its all just a sibling rivalry . |
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Brittany on March 10, 2005 @ 7:35 am |
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You may be right in away? but compared to what?
Ford just does not care about the people....Pinto--12 dollar part to keep it from blowing up!
The mini vans ignition switch catches on fire for no reason......canada made ford to fix the problem or be band from their country, but it was hush hush in america...people has lost their houses because of this.(You know parked in the garage).
Now some of their new trucks are catching on fire because of their cruise control switches.
They do try to do good in some areas.....but they do cut corners in a lot more areas to save a dollar, (but the cost is all ways past to the consumer)...Its that dangours dollar that they cut, in exchange for peoples safety... I could keep on about their other vehicale also like the "Expedition" Proven to be the worst SUV on the road! Do research from 3rd parties and not just fords advertisement. |
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Brittany on March 10, 2005 @ 7:48 am |
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I have owned their products before(and yes new ones). Nothing but problems, so I am not just talking off the wall. F150 for example, had one, got to the point that would not drive that thing out of the county, in fear it would be towed back! I also know people who has owned a ford product also, same thing for them also! Look at used car lots what do you see...Fords! Mostly fords!!! Look at their sales records for last year....sales has droped!
Check out detroit new at http://www.detnews.com/autoinsider/index.htm |
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Brittany on March 10, 2005 @ 9:20 am |
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They claim to sell the most trucks...........but ford recounts the used truck sales also! Not just new sales but new and used...No wonder they can claim that they sale more trucks than anybody! Its called the power of advertising, but very misleding. The bottom line is YOUR dollar and that is all that counts to them.
Who cares about spell checkers......everybody will mis type a word, even you.
CUMMINGS? Look at it this way, ford purchased cummings to use their technology for their own trucks, they really could not get the diesel thing down pat. Think about it.......a big company with the tooling and resources had to buy a another diesel co.....hummmm
But I do have to admit The ford bodies dont rust like the others.
I’m not hear to argue or fuss...but these are the other facts! But you are right to a point on the sibling rivalry. Some are here just to make fun of something, and some are here to make comments on their experiances! |
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Brittany on March 10, 2005 @ 9:51 am |
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O-yea one more thing?.........I bet that you use micro$oft on your system. If so you are getting a double wammy from both ends (from your ride and your computer) open source is the only way to go! Ford and M$ is both crash & burn prone!
Have a good day |
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Brittany on March 10, 2005 @ 10:15 am |
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O-yea again...............John force used BME pistons in his engines not ford or cummings pistons, it MIGHT be a ford block? but that is all (if even that).............all the other parts is 3rd party after market parts to run in his engines. But he does use good motor oil.(Castrol). Dont forget he is just carring the ford badging to promote the ford product. DO research and you can find out for your self.
Read the specs on bob glidden’s car....the crank, cam, pistons, rods, and etc....its NOT a ford product!(NOT BY A LONG SHOT).
ENOUGH SAID ! ! ! get the facts...........still have a good day! |
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Brittany on March 13, 2005 @ 6:25 pm |
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O-yea. Dont forget about the A-pillers on their trucks, even the F-350. Very weak, roll-over is sure to crush the roof. Ford engineers did an assment on the problem and came 2 an conclusion, it will cost about $2.50 per vehicale to make them safer in roll-overs.(many law suits on that topic). They knew about the problem, but did nothing about it.(I VALUE MY NECK).
P.S. if i am wrong on any of this, let me know, and i will apologise!(including the 5 comments from above)! |
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You suck on March 23, 2005 @ 6:47 am |
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Both of you shut up the joke sucks, Brittany get over it your names the same as a stupid cow |
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Brittany on March 24, 2005 @ 9:36 am |
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TO: you suck on march--------------eat more chicken you ford *ucker! |
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Congratulations on March 30, 2005 @ 7:06 pm |
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Chevy Trucks: 28 straight years as first loser ! What a record.
F SERIES RULE!!! |
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F250 Chick (Janell) on March 31, 2005 @ 3:17 pm |
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ok i dont think people who drive fords care what you fuckin city-slickers say. most of you drive nasty ass chevy’s. now you can find THEM on road side dead. lol i make myself laugh.. |
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chevy man on March 31, 2005 @ 11:30 pm |
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ford ppl are so dumb...i mean they will last for awhile but when they break...They break hard...thats why there the best selling truck...they break so damn bad they just go buy another...oh by the way....
Fuckin
Owner
Real
DUMB!!! |
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Brittany on April 2, 2005 @ 7:22 am |
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TO:F250 Chick--Your comment was:"ok i dont think people who drive fords care what you fuckin city-slickers say".----Me myself is country, but alot of city slickers has more comman scense by driving a chevy, dodge, Mitz, Toyota, or what ever than driving a deaf trap called a Ford!.....LOL |
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-Spell Check- on April 2, 2005 @ 3:56 pm |
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You yourself is country....k.....scense...um.....one more thing....i suppose deaf trap could be used, saying as how the F-150 does have the quitest cab our of any truck, but if I’m not mistaken you were going for "death" trap. You have a few problems, first, your arguments suck, all of them. Second, even if you did have somewhat of an argument, you blow with your messed up spelling. How old are you?? 6?? |
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all about dodge on April 11, 2005 @ 1:34 pm |
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i hate to burst your bubble about the lightning but it is NOT the fastest truck
that title has to go with the dodge srt/10
the lightning witch is no longer made was no where close to the dodge srt/10
as for dodge being the best everyone is trying to copy what dodge started back in 94
but hasnt even came close.......... |
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none yu on April 12, 2005 @ 10:25 am |
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i love holdens but i mean if there where no fords then holden would have no ones ass to kick
ps ac/dc is the gratest band in the world |
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FORD MAN on April 20, 2005 @ 6:12 pm |
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To all about dodge, your right but appearances ( what they’ve copied) isnt everything. There is a reason why DODGE HAS NO RESALE VALUE.
To Brittany, stick to what you know best, STROKING because your facts are jaded. Hey if you stroke as well as you try to elaborate, Babe I want your phone number. |
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Ripper on April 20, 2005 @ 7:16 pm |
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Ford Man your right, also the lightning was the fastest production truck, only since 2003 has dodge beat the lightning. In 2000 Ford had FOUR vehicles on the TOP 10 BEST SELLERS thats, "NEW" vehicles Brittney. They’ve had the best selling "NEW" trucks Brittney, 17 (thats seventeen) years and counting. Not to mention the Taurus record.
Anyway this is about ford jokes, aint seen a good one yet. ITS HARD TO BE THE BEST. |
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Brittany on April 21, 2005 @ 9:24 am |
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ford man- look up www.detnews.com/autoinsider see if you can pull up the back issues? and their are other resources also, just do a google on the subject............who cares about about spelling, this is not no college term paper? |
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Brittany on April 21, 2005 @ 9:27 am |
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sorry ford man.... no stroking here? just hemi_ing!.............lol |
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darunt5 on April 28, 2005 @ 2:27 pm |
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I think it’s holden gal’s time if the month,she sounds really angry all the time.Please take your midol before you get on line.thanx BEE-OTCH |
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chevelledude on May 31, 2005 @ 3:09 pm |
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look at muscle cars, GM has chevelles, camaros, novas, impala, GTO, firebird, trans am, 442, skylark GS, What does ford have..........mustang? thats it the onlt good one. i love talkin’ to the biggest ford guy, ford this, ford that, open up the hood of his street rod - chevy 350 |
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chevelledude on May 31, 2005 @ 3:33 pm |
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HALL OF FORD FAME
’69 country squire - bitchin’
’71 pinto - makes a great car bomb
’72 maverick sprint - olympic special!
’74 mustang II - no avalible V8
’82 Escort - replacing the pinto! sorry no wood grain
’84 mustang - yey under 100 horse what fun!
’88 taurus - the car a cop with no acual brains drives
’89 probe - almost replaced the mustang- i would have had so much more to write.
’91 AWD tempo - worlds first AWD tird
’94 taurus SHO - three words ya-ma-ha
’95 probe GT - sport package for a trip up the ass
’98 escort ZX2 - digested pinto sprint
’99 explore - recalled more than a bitch with herpes to the hospital
’02 f-150 - going back to the explody days of the pinto
FORDS ARE LIKE TAMPONS U HAVE TO BUY THEM ONCE A MONTH AND EVERY PUSSY NEEDS ONE!!! |
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05FX4 on June 2, 2005 @ 3:00 pm |
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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, If it wern’t for Chevy’s, Dodge’s, Buick, Olds, Pontiac, Geo, Caddys, and Toyotas my tools would rust. |
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JOsie on June 30, 2005 @ 4:22 am |
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Guys i think everyone here understands that Fords KICK ASS and they may own sum crappy holden or sumfin lyk that. but deep down they know the truth!!!!!!!!!! |
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Cummins Man!! on August 23, 2005 @ 10:40 pm |
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http://www.cummins.com/cmi/content.jsp?siteId=1&langId=1033&menuId=6&overviewId=29&anchorId=30&menuIndex=4&index=0#Q27
For all you Ford loving pansies who think FORD OWNS CUMMINS, you need to check out the link above. About 3/4 of the way down that list of links, there is one that says "Does Ford own Cummins?" CLICK IT, you will be enlightened!!
For what it’s worth, the Cummins diesel has been PROVEN to be the most powerful diesel PICKUP TRUCK on the planet, hands down! The Duramax is showing promise, but the Powerjokes aren’t even in the same league!!
Just thought I’d do a bit of teachin’ this fine Sunday afternoon! |
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bagz on September 20, 2005 @ 8:58 pm |
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I own an 03 ford f-150 and it is the nicest vehicle i have ever owned, any chevy i have ever driven has crapped out on me. Anybody who wants to talk about fords lack of muscle can look at it today, the mustang is one of the few muscle cars to have lasted since the 60’s the corvette is the only other. the charger was reborn but it didn’t keep comming back for forty years, the mustang had to have lower hp because the public wanted better mpg. Dodge and Chevy couldn’t provide that without loosing the only thing those rust buckets had there engines. People who dont know what they’re talking about shut up!
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Magnus on November 18, 2005 @ 10:48 pm |
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Actualy The fastest Pickup Truck to date is a full sized Dodge Ram Pickup powered by a 2003 Cummins inline 6-cylinder 24-valve 5.9-liter engine. Read more via the link below.
http://www.enjoythedrive.com/content/?id=30183
A little info on the truck is.
After reviewing the Sidewinder’s on-board data acquisition information from Friday, tuning adjustments were made for additional qualifying runs. In this racing tune, the Cummins turbo-diesel was producing more than 1300 lb-ft of torque. On the first two qualifying runs on the 7-mile FIA course, Alexander went 216.034 mph and returned at 218.593 mph to improve the FIA and BNI International record to 217.314 mph. On the third qualifying run on the BNI National 5-mile course, the official timing clocks malfunctioned, although they did record an exit speed at the end of the course of 220.422 mph. The clocks did work properly on the fourth qualifying run, recording a measured mile at 217.212 mph and an exit speed of 222.139 mph! |
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strokin out @ 350k on November 30, 2005 @ 8:13 pm |
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ok, you all have some good comments but lets get down 2 it. I have a hotshot co. and I have a 1997 f-250 w/ 350k miles on it. My driver puts 3500 miles a wk/ on that truck and it keeps trucking...... N ow I also have a dodge 3500 2005, and yes it is a pulling mother fucker, however ive never seen a dodge w/ 350k miles on it w/ no blow by and evry nut and bolt replaced....my ford is a beutifull truck and has kept very well .. yes it it slower than the dodge and heavier but doesent fall apart. now what they need 2 do is put a cummings in a ford and we got it made... watch next year 2006 ford will have an inline 6 and yes it will be a cummings ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,watch out........... |
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Joey on November 30, 2005 @ 8:13 pm |
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6.0 Powerstroke, 325 hp @3500 rpm, 570 ft. lbs @ 2000 Rpm
6.6 DURAMAX , 310 hp @ 3200 rpm, 605 ft. lbs @ 1600 Rpm
5.9 CUMMINS, 325 @ 2900 rpm, 610 ft. lbs @ 1600
ENOUGH SAID DURAMAX AND CUMMINS BOTH PUT OUT WAY MORE POWER THAN THAT LITTLE " POWERJOKE " AND ALL YOU FORD FANATICS DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE MISSING OUT ON DRIVE A REAL VEHICLE A.K.A DODGE,CHEVROLET |
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