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fuck off ford
Posted by: gir-r-done on March 19, 2005 @ 11:55 pm

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dumb asses


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From: josh hslam on March 26, 2005 @ 5:54 am
Comment: u know how it is said that ford comes first, they maybe first on the starting line but there always last to leave

From: keith on March 30, 2005 @ 9:36 pm
Comment: ford The F is for the fucking you get when you buy it. The O is for the ordeal you go through when you own it. The R is for the ridicule you get when you drive it. The D is for damded if you’ll ever buy another one. I own one and it is great but I thoughtthis is funny!!!

From: Dave on April 12, 2005 @ 4:16 pm
Comment: Fix
Or
Repair
Daily

Found
On
Roadside
Dead

Driver
Returns
On
Foot

From: Fordsarewannabes on April 18, 2005 @ 8:21 am
Comment: Fucked
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge

Fords are like tampons, every pussy needs one

From: Ripper on April 18, 2005 @ 3:41 pm
Comment: Thats the funniest Ive seen for a while here BUT Fordarewanabes, I see You are so backwards. FORD Best selling trucks 17 years in a row now. Taurus best selling american car for years WHY???? well Americans are not stupid they can tell a better product, well MOST Americans. Ohh and tampons well, NOW who wants what. I REST MY CASE

From: Gerry on April 19, 2005 @ 12:27 am
Comment: Fords and imports serve the same purpose: they are both inherantly slow, have small engines, and are best suited for delivering pizza. Come on, 4.6 litre? Please dont make an ass out of yourself when you line up against an LT or LS engine. Lightweight!

From: darunt5 on April 26, 2005 @ 1:24 pm
Comment: 4.6 litre’s is all a ford needs

From: holden gal! on May 10, 2005 @ 4:04 am
Comment: i think thats what you need aswell as a match! tissss hurt didnt it

From: aussie kid on May 16, 2005 @ 5:25 am
Comment: FORD keeping dickheads out of holdens since 1948.

From: darunt5 on May 17, 2005 @ 12:01 pm
Comment: holden gal!,you are fucking whack.why don’t you stop rubbing your self ,cause you cant get a man,and learn some good comebacks,LEZBO!!

From: ford rocks on May 24, 2005 @ 4:24 pm
Comment: this is for Dave you dumb dick fucker ford is spelled FORD not DROF fuckface.

From: bowtieman396 on May 25, 2005 @ 11:17 pm
Comment: ford stands for fucking owners raelly dumb

From: GT on July 2, 2005 @ 3:19 am
Comment: BOWTIE MAN LEARN TO SPELL CUZ YA REALLY FUCKING STUPID!!!

From: GT on July 2, 2005 @ 3:19 am
Comment: G M C=goddamn motor croaked

From: Bob Dole...........! on August 2, 2005 @ 10:00 pm
Comment: Ford.
Fucking
Only
Retards
Drive’em

From: Sub&VetteLT1 on October 20, 2005 @ 4:21 pm
Comment: Ford ONLY lost $238 million dollars the 3rd quarter of 2005.... thats ONLY $2,586,956.52 a day...thats not too bad, right?

   
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