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poop=ford
Posted by: fordsarestupid on March 24, 2005 @ 3:10 am

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It’s useless to screw up fords, because the owner will only think that it’s an improvement.


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From: Kristen on March 24, 2005 @ 4:33 pm
Comment: Tis sexxxy drew..tis sexxxy...hahaha

From: Chevy man on March 25, 2005 @ 6:11 pm
Comment: Fucked
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge

From: lakeville_27 on March 26, 2005 @ 5:00 pm
Comment: chevys r like tampons every pussy needs one

From: chevygirl on March 26, 2005 @ 10:31 pm
Comment: FORDS SUCK! chevys r soo much better

From: Apple_dan1 on March 29, 2005 @ 2:10 am
Comment: lakeville, the tampon joke is kinda old try somthing better, b/c chevy kick more ass than you could ever so just get over it.

From: chevy blows on March 31, 2005 @ 4:32 pm
Comment: chevy blows
Cracked
Head
Every
Valve
Rattles
Oil
Leaks
Every
Time

From: DODGE on April 1, 2005 @ 3:42 am
Comment: chevys blow dick DODGE KICKS ASS BItCHES

From: Hemirevitup on April 18, 2005 @ 1:13 am
Comment: ford backworkds

D. Dodge
R. Runs
O. Over
F. Fords

From: Fordarewannabes on April 18, 2005 @ 8:18 am
Comment: Fucked
On
Race
Day

Found
On
Road
Disenigrating

Chevys Rock, Fords suck, live with it. And the tampon joke, sooooo lame

From: Ripper on April 18, 2005 @ 3:30 pm
Comment: Ford are wanabes, I see You are so backwards. FORD Best selling trucks 17 years in a row now. Taurus best selling american car for years WHY???? well Americans are not stupid they can tell a better product, well MOST Americans. NOW who wants what. I REST MY CASE

From: Bret on April 19, 2005 @ 9:05 pm
Comment: Failure
Of
Road
Design

From: Ranger Man on April 23, 2005 @ 1:07 am
Comment: Ford stands for "FUCK YOU"

First on race day, fucking suck it dry
ford rangers fucking rule chevy silverado, colorado, and avalanche at the same time


From: chevyman on April 26, 2005 @ 3:20 am
Comment: NO Fuck You mustangs bitch
even though ford mustang sold so many you still see a hell of alot more chevy’s out driving on the road than any ford so go fuck yourself
i will say one thing there is still alot of ford out on the these days you know why becuz they never made it home

From: darunt5 on April 26, 2005 @ 1:21 pm
Comment: Fuck you chevyman,chevy sux ass

From: holden gal on April 27, 2005 @ 6:44 am
Comment: i rekon u da man cheviman! well if so many people brought mustangs then im shocked i never new how many mental asswipes there were out there and i pity them drive on holden owners and dont look back we no were normal so lets just leave them to feel sorry for themselves!

From: dodge this B-i-t-c-h on April 28, 2005 @ 10:08 pm
Comment: fuck ford ,dodge ram is this best, chevy is 2nd and ford is 100th

From: HOLDENZ RULE on May 7, 2005 @ 10:53 am
Comment: why do fords have heated back windows to keep your hands warm when ur push them

From: Kat on May 8, 2005 @ 8:28 am
Comment: Fords pfft as if. HOLDEN ALL THE WAY. But I must say Fords have the best mechanics why???? Cause they’ve got the most experience!!!

From: holden gal! on May 10, 2005 @ 4:02 am
Comment: hay mustang wanabee you write poems like a retarded 5 year old.....go buy some gloves
so you dont get sore hands pushing your piece of shit!

From: Chevy 4 life on May 11, 2005 @ 9:34 pm
Comment: Chevy all the way, ford stands 4 fucker
only
runs
downhill

From: Chevy sux ass on May 15, 2005 @ 9:53 pm
Comment: Ford kicks Chevy’s ass any fuckin day. And all you Americans are retards... Look around and do some research. Almost EVERY SINGLE PROBLEM IN THE WORLD is because of the U.S. Dude I was countin fords and chevys while drivin and I had like 200 and somthin fords and like 30 chevs.

From: aussie kid on May 16, 2005 @ 5:22 am
Comment: i read some one say Americans were smart, get real mate GM all the way.

From: bling bling on May 16, 2005 @ 4:49 pm
Comment: ford sucks..... chevy blows.....

buy a honda and go places

From: DoDgE is AwEsOmE on May 30, 2005 @ 9:29 pm
Comment: ashes to ashes dust to dust if it wernt for our fords our tools would rust.
ford....atleast they circled the problem
Dusk to dusk
hump to hump
there went
the ford in
the dump!

hehe
dodge rocks...then chevy then maybe a ford...if it will make it down the road

From: GT on July 2, 2005 @ 3:18 am
Comment: G M C=goddamn motor croaked

From: chevy4ever on September 16, 2005 @ 5:36 pm
Comment: I think it is so funny that almost all of the diehard "ford" boys at my high school always gave me shit for driving a chevy. Well all but a couple of them drive chevys, GMCs or dodges now! One of the guys always talked shit about my friend’s ’77 Chevy- until the day it hauled his broken and stuck ford out of a mud pit! That ford has since met the crusher! I can say that me and my friend hauled over a dozen fords to the crusher with our ’77 and ’78 Chevys!!!!!

From: GM FOREVER on September 16, 2005 @ 5:37 pm
Comment: The funny thing is that almost every ford owner will admit their ford is a piece of shit! I think it’s funny that a half ton Chevy with a 350 will tow almost anything a F350 powerstroked superduty will. The truth hurts doesn’t it little ford boys.

From: Custom Cowboy on September 16, 2005 @ 5:38 pm
Comment: 32 ford got to be the uglyest car ever built, everybody rebuild them.

   
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