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BAD LUCK FOR THE FRENCH MAN
Posted by: DIMITRI on March 29, 2005 @ 12:30 pm
| A FRENCH MAN GOES TO A HOTEL and makes reservations. He goes to his unit and TELLS the cleaner that he’s cold at night. he asks for more sheets and the cleaner thought he said shits because of his accent. the cleaner said you dirty bastard go shit in the toilet not on the beds.no no no no you don’t understand i SAID I WANT MORE SHEETS. GO SHIT SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU DIRTY SON OF A BITCH. |
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sexy butt on March 31, 2005 @ 10:12 pm |
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that was very dumb. you need to crawl under a hole and think again before you tell any one that joke. |
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Quebecois on March 31, 2005 @ 11:25 pm |
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French jokes are tired and all have the same punchline. This one, however, is different. It is horribly delivered and laboriously unfunny. You should reconsider your motivations. |
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Susan on April 3, 2005 @ 8:10 pm |
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I will tell this joke to everyone I know. Not because it’s funny, but because it’s the most retarded thing I’ve ever read. Wow. Good on you, Dimitri. |
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billy met miss reid on April 4, 2005 @ 11:49 am |
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im in pakistan |
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Hugo, France on April 5, 2005 @ 1:35 am |
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Wowww...I usually like your jokes about France, french people and so on, guys...simply for fun, and if there is some nasty things, I think it’s more creative than anything else.
But here...sorry, man, but it’s very bad. You should stop making joke, or just keep it for your republicans friends (at least, if that make them laugh...).
Our difference of opinions would deserved to be a bit more...how would you say...’elaborated’. You are exactly the kind of american that the rest of the world cann’t bear...
Hopefully, not every americans are like you ; please be noted : french people don’t feel anything bad about the USA, I even think we should work on a closer relationship, but we can not deal with this kind of person.
Just one more thing...eh, man, you’re laughing at our french accent ( which is quite funny, I know, but some native english speaker find it pretty sexy...) ; how many foreign languages can you talk ??? |
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ITS me on April 5, 2005 @ 12:13 pm |
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TO: hugo, france--not everyone are this way, but every place has those kind of people also, even france. Some jokes are funny, but some are cruel. But we all have to over look them. And I do belive in a closer relation ship with all country’s. This is the modern times, so the old ways of stereo typing needs to go. But then again we all in this world need a good laugh once in awhile. |
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Hugo, France on April 6, 2005 @ 12:56 am |
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For sure, we have dumb guys in France...As in every place aroud the world...
...We just manage to avoid putting them in l’Elysée (your White House...)...ok, kidding, I do not want to start another silly debate about Bush and Chirac clash.
It’ s really important to laugh...and there is some good jokes about french in this website...but sincerely, is there anyone who has been laughing at that one ??? |
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becker on April 9, 2005 @ 12:30 pm |
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THERE IS NO "AMERICANS" IN THIS WORLD.. THE NORTH AMERICA IS EUROPEAN BASED. AMERICA IS A NEW WORLD FOUNDED BY EUROPEANS, AND PEOPLE LIVING IN NORTH AMERICA IS MOSTLY EUROPEANS.AND THE OTHERS ARE CHINESE, AFRICANS..ETC.. EVERYBODY IN NORTH AMERICA MUST KNOW HIS/HER ORIGIN, NATIONALITY. THE WORD "AMERICAN" IS REALLY WRONG...YEA THERE IS AMERICA BUT THERE IS NO "AMERICANS". THERE IS "ASIANS,EUROPEANS,AFRICANS LIVING IN AMERICA". THANK YOU. |
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b dub on April 12, 2005 @ 10:41 am |
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That is really fucking stupid |
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Jj on April 18, 2005 @ 12:36 pm |
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y dont you stop copyin song lyrics and think up somthin more original!!! stuuuupid! |
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Ravi on April 21, 2005 @ 1:11 pm |
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That is a nice joke to be told to an insane fellow by an insane chap. U must be so dumb to call it a joke.
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FuCk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on April 21, 2005 @ 11:36 pm |
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Why do you french freaks eat frogs legs?
That is just sick.
And snails?
Ewwww. You people are feral.
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gary on April 22, 2005 @ 2:42 am |
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cmon give em a break. havent you ever eaten a little
pusseye |
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Vive la France! on May 12, 2005 @ 4:52 am |
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Actually, it’s an interesting stereotype. Frogs legs are not very commonly consumed in France; it’s mostly an old peasant tradition that has been exaggerated. It’s really quite rare.
Escargots, on the other hand, are eaten; and so what? They only taste like the spices one puts on them. Try them, they’re actually pretty good if they’re made right. |
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dark skull on May 17, 2005 @ 10:44 am |
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????? |
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j'habitedanslamerde on May 19, 2005 @ 5:39 pm |
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I would like to personally apoligize to any French people for my fellow countrymen on behalf of half of the USA. We are not all this incredibly ignorant. The problem with the United States is we give a disproportionate amount of say to the people in the suburbs and in the country. All you have to do to find the good kind of Americans is look in the right places: i.e. New York, Chicago, San Francisco, Boston, Seattle, Washington, DC (90% Democrat believe it or not.) These are America’s intellectual cities. You will find that in America’s intellectual cities, we are accepting of all cultures, we do not judge, and we are almost ALL Democrats. Please take note that the half of the US that has any dignity and intelligence left do not attack nations that they do not know about. Je suis désolé pour le comportement de mon pays. |
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undertaker on May 26, 2005 @ 4:32 pm |
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crap |
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na on May 29, 2005 @ 4:43 pm |
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hi it’s me again im not sorry for that joke you know what the french people is a joke it’s
j’habitedanslamerde.
A FRENCH MAN GOES TO A HOTEL and makes reservations. He goes to his unit and TELLS the cleaner that he’s cold at night. he asks for more sheets and the cleaner thought he said shits because of his accent. the cleaner said you dirty bastard go shit in the toilet not on the beds.no no no no you don’t understand i SAID I WANT MORE SHEETS. GO SHIT SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU DIRTY SON OF A BITCH.buy. |
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becker on June 10, 2005 @ 8:18 pm |
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thats an old one. a stupid french tellin me that joke every goddamn day. |
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becker on June 10, 2005 @ 8:18 pm |
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thats an old one. a stupid french tellin me that joke every goddamn day. |
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zees iz zee ol ohne on June 13, 2005 @ 10:37 am |
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DIMITRI on June 15, 2005 @ 6:05 pm |
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I am greasy, i am spaghetti with meatballs, i am maria with big hairy armpits and lots of snatch hair. I am eating spaghetti now cause i am italian cannibal, i like dolmio sauce and i always know when girl has period cause i wear dolmio grin. My friends are jealous of me cause i got asked to work in oil company and they didnt, but i deserve job more cause all my blood sweat and oil go into the job. I am lotsa greasy and my papa guiseppe tell me i like him in so many ways.....goodbye for now my oily friends |
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French military on August 5, 2005 @ 2:10 pm |
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Google the term "French Military Victories", you will get no results, and will be asked "Did you mean, french military defeats?" |
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Pecker on August 23, 2005 @ 10:58 pm |
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From: becker on April 9, 2005 @ 12:30 pm
Comment: THERE IS NO "AMERICANS" IN THIS WORLD.. THE NORTH AMERICA IS EUROPEAN BASED. AMERICA IS A NEW WORLD FOUNDED BY EUROPEANS, AND PEOPLE LIVING IN NORTH AMERICA IS MOSTLY EUROPEANS.AND THE OTHERS ARE CHINESE, AFRICANS..ETC.. EVERYBODY IN NORTH AMERICA MUST KNOW HIS/HER ORIGIN, NATIONALITY. THE WORD "AMERICAN" IS REALLY WRONG...YEA THERE IS AMERICA BUT THERE IS NO "AMERICANS". THERE IS "ASIANS,EUROPEANS,AFRICANS LIVING IN AMERICA". THANK YOU.
And what about the people living here BEFORE any of these other people showed up? Oh, yeah, they are called NATIVE AMERICANS. Your staggering ignorance is truly dismaying...but what can one expect from somone typing in caps?
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Tiaan Visser on September 14, 2005 @ 11:19 pm |
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I can’t belive this guy. This guy is completely out of his mind, posing the same joke twice thinking he is funny??
Let me tell you something, the whole world hates americans like you. Even here in Cape Town. I should probably draw you
a map of all the contenents and countries of the world ’coz Americans like you don’t know where nothing is. You only care about
your own country, about your own cities. You think that there is some wall around the states protecting yourselves.
The french is one of the best nations in the world. Did you know that they are the 3rd most powerfull country in the world? Kind of strange
to think that they are about 10% the size of america hey? The french has culture, they have class, they are educated, they have a great social
system, which works wonderfully - not like in America.
SEE NEXT POST..... |
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Tiaan Visser on September 14, 2005 @ 11:19 pm |
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Start looking around, your country is falling apart - and guess what, the whole world
around you (which is actually bigger than america - and stronger - WOW) is laughing about it.
There does not exist something like an American. You are all European. Europe is the centre of the world. Start accepting this.
I will be nice and tell you that Cape Town is in South Africa - that is the country on the Southern tip of Africa. I am South African. We have a
horible political history and were caught in the dark ages for decades. I am 19 years old. I speak 3 languages fluently, including french.
Tell me, how do you americans compare to a third world nation like us, I am dying to know.... |
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jesi on October 7, 2005 @ 3:59 pm |
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towards this comment: "From: French military on August 5, 2005 @ 2:10 pm
Comment: Google the term "French Military Victories", you will get no results, and will be asked "Did you mean, french military defeats?" "
Actually, it only works if you click "I’m feeling lucky." And that’s because it’s a parody of the google site, created by albinoblacksheep.com in an effort to poke more fun at the french.
If people actually paid any attention, they’d realize the funnier joke would be to google the term "miserable failure" and click on "I’m feeling lucky." |
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rizzle on October 13, 2005 @ 2:30 pm |
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ok the joke was funny..but why do french people smell like shit? |
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kirsty xx on November 23, 2005 @ 2:33 pm |
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nice try mate, but we all know that this joke was
used in a song some time ago.
BETTER LOOK NEXT TIME |
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scott on November 28, 2005 @ 5:16 pm |
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Your a fucking loser mate lol that is soo ridiculously shit it cannot be classed as a joke, if you really found yourself funny when telling that then you need to get a fucking girlfriend. Cunt |
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