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Lion Trainer
Posted by: twomin0 on June 3, 2005 @ 7:32 pm
| Responding to a newspaper ad a French man showed up at the Zoo for an interview. Upon visiting the lion the French man stated that the lion seen more like a pussy cat than a king the beasts,,, the attending zoo employee made a comment that was what the last French man said who attempted to train the lion right before he was eaten without a trace. The French man asked how did he know that he was eaten if no trace was left behind,,,, "you see the lion keeps licking his ass and has been since he ate the French man,, because he is trying to get the taste out of his mouth." |
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becker on June 11, 2005 @ 6:54 pm |
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See, french people are not only assholes, they are also brainless. |
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Antoinette on June 12, 2005 @ 5:52 pm |
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I am French, and extreamly offended! I love Americans, but it is ones like you that make me spit! |
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antoinette on June 14, 2005 @ 10:16 am |
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is he not a typical case and product of what happens to those in this country who have not won the race? quand on est con, on est con. |
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VINCE on June 14, 2005 @ 9:35 pm |
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FUCK THE FRENCH. MUSLEMS WILL RUN THEIR PIECE OF SHIT COUNTRY SOON. |
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ur nme z frch azhle on June 16, 2005 @ 10:11 am |
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on verra, on verra. en attendant, mon p’tit vincent, laisse ta soeur un peu tranquille, ce n’est pas tres propre. |
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Antoinette on June 16, 2005 @ 11:32 pm |
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No, i mean i like Americans, but it is ones like you that have big ones. |
| From: |
Zach on June 17, 2005 @ 10:54 am |
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french suck go usa |
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To: Antoinette on June 17, 2005 @ 10:40 pm |
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What a lovely name, why don’t we make love in the sunset together? |
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Daniel B on July 4, 2005 @ 5:21 am |
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The French are so bad at war, the last war they won was their civil war. THEY couldn’t lose. |
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Carmen on July 15, 2005 @ 4:55 pm |
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I think the French are actually smarter than us, especially compared with some of you people,including you becker.
And also the only reason we won the revolutionary war was because the French helped us, so I would shut up if I were you, Daniel. |
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beech on July 25, 2005 @ 2:41 pm |
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The French can’t win wars, but they are a beautiful and sophiscated people who, lets face it, have a better education system than us and are far more intelligent. |
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dematbreizh on July 28, 2005 @ 3:09 pm |
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why criticate french on a french page?
it’s only a joke here!!!
okay, we don’t won war, but we don’t DO war...
how many wars have you done after you won ONE???? |
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from marseille on October 26, 2005 @ 3:26 pm |
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comment faites vous les expat pour vivre dans ce pays de dingues? |
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Terra on November 15, 2005 @ 9:53 pm |
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These jokes are offensive to French people but... I hate french people too... Same with almost every forin people that come to Canada that don’t know english very well. I work as a cashier and people that don’t speek english fucking suck, you fell like you have to rip all there heads off. But I hate french people.. I’m sorry I REALLY really do. And the joke was funny... |
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from marseille on November 16, 2005 @ 10:56 pm |
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to terra
c est bien ce que je disais ! |
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