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The best safe in France
Posted by: lamas on July 18, 2005 @ 4:52 am
Where is the best place to hide money form a frenchman?
Under his soap, of course! |
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dematbreizh on July 28, 2005 @ 3:09 pm |
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nice joke!
it’s sometimes true.... for exemple me ;-)
but for future, french don’t eat frogs ;-) |
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dematbreizh on July 28, 2005 @ 3:09 pm |
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ouch! i saw all jokes, and that’s the only one good! why so hate against us? French love america!
we eat american, we drink american, we watch american, we sing american, and you think we hate you? why hating us? you say french think he is god, i see you think you are better than god!
our history is like yours: civil war, WW,... we lost wars, but we are smaller than you! you are an island (big) so you have better defense. You do wars, but the recent wars are not won. I attack you only if you think your wars are successfull and WE are cowards.
Why to do war if you don’t win them? and why to do wars against people that don’t attack you? Bush is an idiot but i don’t hate america: Bush is not america. My gran-parents lost wars: but I’m not them!
this page sucks! only attacks against french, not jokes... why thinking they’re true?
we do jokes about belgium, but we know its only jokes!
to conclude, i hates you if you hate me, but don’t hate us:
we love America! |
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Hugo, France on August 2, 2005 @ 2:21 pm |
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Come on, dematbreizh...you talk like our local Bush, Sarkozy...
" We eat american, we drink american, we sing american, ..."...Hey, guys, truly, don’t believe him, I don’t know where does this guy come from, but I doubt it is from france...
Seriously...We neither want your fat food nor your sweet drink...and about MTV and your ’music’...Well...keep it far away from Europe...You see, your ’culture’, by spreading on over this world, is already spoiling innocent kids like him...bouhouh...too bad...
Dematbreizh...Don’t worry, there is still a hope...stop browsing those idiots american website and try to get interested in other countries & culture...You will see ; there iis so much more to take from those we don’t know...
Est c’est franchement vrai ; les Etats Unis ne sont plus un modele, il y a tant d’autres pays et peuples auxquels s’interesser...
Et desole pour la petite attaque, c’etait pas mechant ;-)
Ciao !
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Greg on August 4, 2005 @ 8:15 pm |
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I personally browse french joke websites because I enjoy them and get a good laugh out of them. People like Hugo browse french joke websites despite not liking them and maybe even being offended by them. Wow, sounds like he leads a pretty useless and petty life. Oh wait a minute, he’s french!! That explains everything =P
See this pic: http://lib1.store.vip.sc5.yahoo.com/lib/demotivators/effortspread.jpg |
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Hugo, France on August 5, 2005 @ 2:09 pm |
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Hey, Greg
Well, sorry, but..You are totally wrong ; I like so much to have a good laugh, and I like your French joke...Whenevr they are ’funny’...You undrstand that ; have a look at the first French joke of that website ; I post a quick comment, I think it worth it...
So if you want to make fun of French people, t least try to be creative !
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to: Hugo on August 5, 2005 @ 2:09 pm |
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MTV represents everything that’s wrong with American culture these days, however, sadly, the MTV mentality has seeped into Europe. The next target is the middle east. MTV is destroying every White nation. |
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... on October 16, 2005 @ 1:11 pm |
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this joke sucks but it doesnt matter even if its against France. the only think i hate about this page is ur comments. And also dematbreizh is right and im sure hes french, like i am! but it doesnt surprise me because french like me also do stupid jokes like this one about americains
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Antoine-Floyd on December 5, 2005 @ 8:16 pm |
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True, that’s why we invented the best colognes!!! :-) |
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