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Sharing a hotel room...
Posted by: Phil The Hammer on August 23, 2005 @ 12:54 pm

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A Frenchman attending a convention found he’d hafta share a room with an Englishman, but he didn’t really mind. Upon arriving at the room, he found the Britishman already there...and so was a MONKEY! The Frenchman said, "Mon..mon..monsieur, what...what’s that...that...BEAST doing in our room?" "Show ya straightaway, chap", said the British. He then slapped the monkey hard, knocking it across the room, at the same time dropping his pants. The monkey got up, ran to the Brit, and....well....performed an unnatural act upon him. The Brit said, "See ole bean? How’d YOU like to have a go at it? " "OUI, m’sieu....but you don’t hafta SLAP me!"


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From: Luckster on September 17, 2005 @ 11:29 pm
Comment: That’s funny, dirty, but funny.

From: corla on September 20, 2005 @ 8:58 pm
Comment: eh...not very funny

From: James on October 2, 2005 @ 12:03 pm
Comment: good one. all French are odd like that

From: pete on October 2, 2005 @ 12:03 pm
Comment: hahahahaha, thats great!

From: ... on October 15, 2005 @ 9:14 pm
Comment: James : - well thx moron wat do u think u are?!!


From: steve on November 6, 2005 @ 9:39 pm
Comment: Phil The Hammer ... sucks....

From: Harmona on November 7, 2005 @ 7:40 pm
Comment: Whats up with ppl still raggin on the surrender thing......hahaha, its funny but kinda old,eh?

   
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