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one wish genie
Posted by: anonymous on October 12, 2005 @ 9:13 pm
| Three guys, an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Welshman are out walking the beach one day when they come across a lantern. One of them picks it up and out pops a genie. "I’ll grant you one wish each" says the genie. The Welshman says, "I’m a farmer, my dad was a farmer and my son will also farm the land. My wish is that the land in will remain fertile forever in Wales." "Done," said the genie. The genie turned to the Frenchman. "Well, I would like a wall around France to stop all unwanted people coming into my precious country." "OK" says the genie, "It’s done. The genie then looks at the Englishman. "I’m curious, says the Englishman, please tell me more about this wall." "Well," says the genie. "It’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out. "I see, says the Englishman, very interesting." "So then, what’s your wish?" says the genie. The Englishman replies, "Fill it with water." |
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American on October 13, 2005 @ 2:31 pm |
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AUSome |
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Voice of Reason on October 14, 2005 @ 4:12 pm |
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This joke is posted in just about every category of this site lol!!!! |
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... on October 15, 2005 @ 9:13 pm |
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i hurd this joke a million time and it still sucks |
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sarge.. on October 20, 2005 @ 4:23 pm |
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Mr.. million times... sounds like a frenchman... can anyone see a White Flag in his hand?
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Sanojei on October 30, 2005 @ 1:42 pm |
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Probably a flag-bearer in the French Un-Armed Forces which require him to fly the new French flag - You know, the white cross on a white background? All the while being forced to remember the new French National Motto - "Ich übergebben! Ich übergebben!". Maybe that’s just me though. ;-) |
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Koktail Mołotow on November 9, 2005 @ 5:37 pm |
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Have You ever wondered why in the French Disneyland there are no fireworks displays? Some guess that’s because French would immediately surrender if they heared it.
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Brandon parks on November 9, 2005 @ 5:38 pm |
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This is the best French joke on the page. |
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El_Torro on November 10, 2005 @ 5:47 pm |
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I’m English!
Hence I LOVE THIS JOKE!!! |
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MR TH on November 15, 2005 @ 9:52 pm |
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I bet you French asses wish you had
Geico car insuranse. I"am not sure they would pay out on fires though. |
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Spike,Sparky,Shrimp on November 15, 2005 @ 9:52 pm |
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Thats Narly |
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tom on November 15, 2005 @ 9:53 pm |
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that joke kicks ass |
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oi dat boi on November 17, 2005 @ 8:27 pm |
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i dnt get it, is it tryin to imply that frenchies stink (coz i heard they did) |
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bozz boorer on November 23, 2005 @ 10:21 pm |
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too cool! I am part French/hispanic & love them.... |
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EAGLE of the USA on November 28, 2005 @ 5:16 pm |
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@ bozz boorer
MY CONDOLENCE |
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Jackbro on December 4, 2005 @ 4:27 pm |
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Wow, crazy, i’m impressed at the deepness of your thinking. Yeah of course, its true that the french are so dumb compared to u americans huh? is that y ur maths teacher can’t add/substract correctly? ur president cant remember a proverb? u never took ur head out of ur ass to see sometin else than ur shithole AKA America? i dunno, i tell myself, he, this is the 21st century, and most americans still find a way to be fuckin illiterate. Congratulations dumb asses, and never forget to do what ur good at, eat hamburgers, watch ur stupid tv programmes, scratch balls, drink beer, fuck whores, and love ur country. |
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EAGLE of the USA on December 9, 2005 @ 6:49 pm |
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And these things are considered negatives by you???
Well, the french are dirt bags, when they were in trouble and invaded, we helped them and liberated them. Now, we, have been attacked, and they side with our enemy and not with us. THATS FRENCH FOR SAYING THANKS!!
Fucking french bastards,
And you, you stupid SoB, JACKBRO, what do you know about the USA, huh, you know nothing. |
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