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Back Yard
Posted by: John Bull on March 20, 2004 @ 4:06 pm

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Q. How do you know when a Frenchman’s been in your backyard?

A. Well, your garbage cans are empty and your dog is pregnant.


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From: dillon roach on June 9, 2004 @ 8:09 pm
Comment: one day a little boy ran to his french class and the teacher was closin the door he said no madam testacles r stuck in the door

From: Quim bucket on July 2, 2004 @ 11:14 am
Comment: you are both retards.
Whilst we tellin jokes i got one for ya.

Q.whats black and blue and stinks of cum

A. A rape victim

From: fuckyoiu on July 18, 2004 @ 3:04 am
Comment: shit

From: American and Proud on August 21, 2004 @ 12:15 am
Comment: Hey guys, now I am a proud American. Now I concede that most of us have our eyes a little crossed. Perhaps we were fucked in the ass
by our pappas one too many times. Maybe the leader of our country is a fucking redneck handicap. But come on, we can’t help that we
are the bottom of the human gene pool. We think we are tough because we have lots of guns and shoot poor people that haven’t eaten
in weeks, of course we get a self confidence from this. Our media lies to us and makes us scared of our own shadow.
And god knows we are materialistic and fat as hell. I mean, our chicks are FAT! That should make you feel sorry for us.
I mean, why does everyone else on earth think Americans are nothing but slimy pieces of rat shit?!!!

From: Fabien de france on September 8, 2004 @ 5:19 pm
Comment: American = stupid
Pour ceux qui ne comprennent pas le ricain , vive la France.
Votez Chirac en novembre.

From: Je deteste les franc on January 16, 2005 @ 4:38 pm
Comment: Yeah, i liked this joke the first time when I heard it in "Stand By Me"

From: Matt on November 28, 2005 @ 5:16 pm
Comment: French = Snooty Bastard

   
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