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Posted by: Justin on July 11, 2004 @ 10:20 am
What do you do if you see a frenchman running down the street with half a
head?
Stop laughing and reload. |
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American and Proud on August 21, 2004 @ 12:18 am |
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Hey guys, now I am a proud American. Now I concede that most of us have our eyes a little crossed. Perhaps we were fucked in the ass
by our pappas one too many times. Maybe the leader of our country is a fucking redneck handicap. But come on, we can’t help that we
are the bottom of the human gene pool. We think we are tough because we have lots of guns and shoot poor people that haven’t eaten
in weeks, of course we get a self confidence from this. Our media lies to us and makes us scared of our own shadow.
And god knows we are materialistic and fat as hell. I mean, our chicks are FAT! That should make you feel sorry for us.
I mean, why does everyone else on earth think Americans are nothing but slimy pieces of rat shit?!!! |
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i am a true american on September 1, 2004 @ 9:29 pm |
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Hey American and proud..... Kiss my ass and probably all the other people that have read
you stupid little queer ass note. I hate you and i hate anyone who believes that our
GREAT Leader is a "fucking redneck handicap" first off... im redneck and i guarantee you
that i am 3 times as smart as you... and as for redneck... the guy went to harvard, how
many rednecks do you know go to harvard... well I agree with you on one point.... we are
fat and ill bet you’re fat and the only people that actually have problems with our fatness
can eat shit and die! Your whole opinion is based on lies.. And i dont see what the fuck
being fucked in the ass has to do with it... your probly just lashing out because you hate
your father for what he did to you. well you know what... your not good enough to have me
go on about how much i hate you and if i had the chance i would kill you :) so dont fuck
with me and dont fuck with america
SCREW FRANCE |
| From: |
ya mum on September 7, 2004 @ 1:49 am |
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you are racist little bastard-i think yall are pretty cool if u h8 the little snails |
| From: |
ya mum on September 7, 2004 @ 1:54 am |
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you are racist little bastard-i think yall are pretty cool if u h8 the little snails |
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i fucked ya mum on September 8, 2004 @ 12:46 am |
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Hey kiss my ass.... im not racist and im not a bastard and if you have a problem with it you
can come talk to me..... im open any time im back now and i dont give a damn if i do go to
jail I will kill you.... so PLEASE come and talk to me sometime... ill give you my address
and ill even meet you somewhere. just know 1 thing..... if i see you i WILL beat you until
you cant move and youll be eating out of a straw
you fuckin piece of shit |
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Fabien de france on September 8, 2004 @ 3:58 pm |
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je ne comprend rien , mais je vais me forcer à traduire ces dialogues . Je crois que c’est très chaud entre Français et petits ricains .
Votez Chirac en novembre !
€ |
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Eat shit Fabien on September 8, 2004 @ 11:37 pm |
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Of course you don’t understand our dialouge YOU ARE FRENCH. The only thing you people should host is a damn invasion. Don’t post on this web site again or I’ll have you taken out!!!!!!! |
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Jacob on September 8, 2004 @ 11:41 pm |
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Hé l’Escargot mange la merde. ... vous condamnez sumbitch à ventre jaune que j’ai mis
donne un condamner si l’u mis comprend tout que j’écrirai ceci si vous pouvez.. VOUS
ETES UN BATARD ET je VEUX SOUFFLER VOTRE PAYS EN HAUT.. ET LES SEULS
PETITS COUPS SECS SONT DANS VOS PANTALON VOUS PETIT COQ DE PIQURE
SUÇANT MOTHERFUCKER |
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le retour de Fabien on September 9, 2004 @ 1:01 pm |
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Two comments for me ! . Merci les gars , i like les mots d’amour ( word of love) . Please again ( encore s’il vous plait ) . |
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the dude on September 11, 2004 @ 8:38 pm |
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my bad man my bad, keep it real homie - yes thats right im an american twat tryin to be cool, o yeah n im proud (NOT)
wow u americans have serious problems n u must live pretty sad sheltered lives, unlucky.
bien joué fabien et vive la france! (n england) |
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America is the SHIT on September 12, 2004 @ 9:04 pm |
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French people suck, they should all eat a dick.
p.s. french people still suck
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Fuck you dude on September 25, 2004 @ 11:09 pm |
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If only I knew who you were you worthless piece of French Sympathizing Piece Of SHIT!...
You just wait... France is going down motherfuckers
P.S. French people do eat dick and always will |
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fabien de france on September 30, 2004 @ 8:23 am |
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French people suck : ok
eat a dick : ok
but you have forget a thing : i kiss your ass , gentleman . :0) ( my english is not perfect , sorry ) |
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Zach on October 13, 2004 @ 6:05 pm |
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Firstly, you are all idiots. there is no reason to hate somebody just because they are from another country. you should be ashamed. think about if some person in another country was laughing about shooting americans? im sorry, thats just not right. THERE IS NO REASON FOR AMERICANS TO HATE FRENCH PEOPLE, THEY DID NOTHING TO US. I am an american who speaks french and has been to france many times, and they are not like the assholes that you percieve them to be. And as for Jacob, i think that he is right in telling you to eat shit because YOU were the asshole in the first place. some people in france are not very nice, BUT MANY PEOPLE OVER HERE ARE ASSHOLES TOO!
Coup de suite, vous êtes tous idiots. il n’y a pas de raison à détester quelqu’un parce que ils sont d’un autre pays. Oui, il y a des gens en la france qui ne sont pas très sympa, MAIS ILY A BEAUCOUP DE GENS ICI QUI SONT TRÈS STUPIDES AUSSI! Et au gen qui a écrit le jeu, Dieu vous aide.
VIVE LA FRANCE ET LES ÉTATS-UNIS. |
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Adjudant Tifrice on October 18, 2004 @ 8:26 pm |
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Salut les ricains, alors, toujours rageux contre la France ? Faudra nous expliquer, parceque nous, on a plus de raison d’etre rageux contre vous.
Peut etre que vous etes des jaloux, des jaloux maladifs...
Ou alors des tarés, parce que s’acharner sur nous comme ca, c’est incompréhensible, voir absurde...
AH mais c’est vrai, vous ne réfléchissez pas, vous ne savez pas raisonner, il parait que c’est nous qui avons inventé ça , vous en etes toujours avec votre sainte bible de mes fesses... A quand le retour de l’inquisition ?
Au fait, si vous voulez encore plus flipper et vous prendre des avions sur la gueule, votez Bush , c’est le meilleur moyen d’y arriver
Salut quand meme les cousins, apres tout ca, on y ira se boire des pintes sur le zinc tous ensemble !
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JubJub on October 22, 2004 @ 11:34 am |
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France get out of the Pacific now you have done enough damage. Go and shit in your own backyard |
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your mamma on October 23, 2004 @ 4:55 pm |
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you fools you just copy a bunch of niger jokes you sons of a bithes
and yes french people do suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Pissed on October 26, 2004 @ 9:25 am |
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The FRENCH SUCK!!!! They are nasty people who don’t shave and have no morals. I know a french woman who is a Physicians Assistant at a hospital here in Longwood and she lives in Winter Park....she’s having an affair with my husband. They obviously don’t have morals and are homewreckers. They suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate the French! Go back to your own damn country you monkey looking people!!!! |
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simon on November 3, 2004 @ 4:06 pm |
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Why do you hate so much? Don’t take god on your side if you do so, god damn-it.
The USA is becoming the 21st century nazis. They hate many countries and don’t know anything about them. Americans are ready to bomb Iraq, or any other country, and they don’t know anything about ’em.
Everything that they know comes through T.V. And unfortunately, all that americans have on TV are extremist catholic preachers, tv shops, and modified news. |
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paul on November 6, 2004 @ 8:58 pm |
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this is for iam a true american, first u are nothing but a 2 timing fucking asshole.
so fuck u and fuck america |
| From: |
wierd fuck on November 29, 2004 @ 3:08 am |
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Hey simon, Im Roman Catholic. Live in America. Most Americans are dumb fucks who watch way to much damn TV and dont bother to look at the facts on thier own. But we do have plenty of reassons to bomb Irqa and several other counties. As for the joke i thought it was funny. It would have been just as funny if they where talking about killing a Brit or Russin, even a German guy like myself i would have laughed. If you find a joke to be rasist. Just keep your coments to yourself and dont wasit time trying to change ppls minds |
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fucked ur mother on December 8, 2004 @ 10:28 pm |
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France chicks have hairy armpitz and get in three sums with fat pieces of shit |
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^ dumbfuck on December 8, 2004 @ 11:13 pm |
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Yeah french people are assholes but people like you make us americans look retarded |
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Ass holes on January 9, 2005 @ 9:33 pm |
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U guys need to fucking grow up...ur all idiots especially the first three that wrote on this page. U all need to get killed "american and proud" and "Ya MUM" GROW THE FUCK UP ASS HOLES |
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Ass holes on January 9, 2005 @ 9:33 pm |
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U guys need to fucking grow up...ur all idiots especially the first three that wrote on this page. U all need to get killed "american and proud" and "Ya MUM" GROW THE FUCK UP ASS HOLES |
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re: ass holes on January 10, 2005 @ 12:37 am |
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"U all need to get killed"
What a mature sentiment coming from someone who wants everyone else to grow up |
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Not french on January 23, 2005 @ 3:34 pm |
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Atleast he had a valid point there. If anyone is stupid enough to judge an entire nation for any reason, it’s hard for anyone else to reach that level of stupidity. Many of the people on this forum are typical american rednecks.. "ooo I’ll kick you until u don’t breathe anymore u dumbfuck because u don’t take the shit that’s fed to us and I’m stupid enough to think of anything intelligent so say so I respond with fear". Still I don’t judge entire nation because I know that among all those misleaded dumbasses, there are some great people there aswell.
And to the girl who hates the french because a french monkey looking woman stole her husband, judging them all is easy and shows that you’re mentally a very weak person. I know I should encourage you to grow up a bit before you get into another relationship, but I know that it’s very unlikely that it will help. |
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Not french on January 23, 2005 @ 3:34 pm |
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As for the rednecks who would gladly bomb people to death who have never done anything to you, I have something for you to think about. (I’ll try not to use too many difficult words).
1) How manly is it to hide behind your nationality?
2) If a nation is against killing innocent people and would wish for a more peaceful way of handling it, how does it make them allies of the bad guys?
3) If you take two people who born on the different sides of this planet, how the hell can it make the other person superior to the other?
And if I could make small request, should anyone ever reply to this message, could you please show the slightest bit of intelligence? I wouldnt have to go through the hundred "omg u european fuckface, I kill u, I bomb ya azz to stoneage Yo!" written by either children or simple minded fools... thank you! |
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Revealer on January 26, 2005 @ 8:54 am |
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All of self-righteous French hypocrites need to take a good look in the mirror.
How poorly do you treat the 3rd and 4th generation French Algierians living in your country? They are French citizens just like you are, but you blame them for all your troubles and segregate them in awful housing projects.
You cry "Give peace a chance" while you sell arms to Saddam.
America has bailed your lame asses out several time, but how quickly you forget.
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Up your's Frenchie! on January 27, 2005 @ 5:25 pm |
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"I don’t know why people are surprised that France won’t help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn’t help us get the Germans out of France!" |
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Not French on January 28, 2005 @ 11:56 am |
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I hope that when you said "us" that England, Russia, and Canada was included. |
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not french on January 29, 2005 @ 4:01 pm |
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I begged you to say something with the least bit intelligence, dezz. Read very carefully what I wrote about the nationality. If you’re too simple to understand it, I don’t blame you, but a word of advice, shut the hell up when you don’t have the slightest clue what the other people are talking about. |
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What the.. on January 30, 2005 @ 3:12 pm |
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Sells arms to saddam?
I wonder what the hell the media is feeding into your pathetic little minds. US seems to be the only country where atleast 80% of it’s citizens desperately need therapy for their paranoia.
Idiots like you shouldn’t be allowed to breathe the air of this planet. I’m glad that there are still those living in there who - unlike you - do your country some justice. |
| From: |
france rules on February 2, 2005 @ 12:07 am |
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screw u dirty american hippies. france rules. smelly ppl r tha shiz. i h8 clean americans. |
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Not french on February 2, 2005 @ 12:35 pm |
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All I’ve said is that idiots like you think that every individual in a certain country call the shots. Since it seems to be so hard among the arrogant morons such as yourself to read between the lines, I hope this message helps. Also, even though english is not my native language, I’ll try not to use too many difficult words from now on. (not that I’d ever reduce myself to your pathetic level) :)
Seriously however, how do people like you feed themselves? |
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frog hater on February 18, 2005 @ 8:29 am |
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When some fuckin frog with no education takes your job simply because he thinks all canadians have to cater to thier minority language let me know how you like the frog bastards then.
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Pugsly on April 1, 2005 @ 1:58 am |
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The only thing worse than a frenchman is a french canadian |
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wtf on April 5, 2005 @ 7:36 am |
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haha you idiot, they’re talking about people, not frogs. how r u so dumb? |
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magger on April 22, 2005 @ 10:02 am |
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for the most part the comments made on this site show the lack of education in the US. It seems likely that most of you will be unemployed and claiming state benefits for the rest of your life. There is no way an educated person would have such xenophobie. Even if they did for whatever reason they would be able to articulate it better than ’suck my dick, fucking snails i fuck your mom you stupid redneck. Your opinions are based on nothing more than ignorant fear of the unknown. I would expect a little sympathy from some of you americans towards the extreme right wing french nationals, who seem to dislike immigrants in their country as much as some people in the US do. |
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hahaha on May 5, 2005 @ 5:42 pm |
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"the guy went to harvard"
ummm actually he went to yale.... he was a C+ student all his life, he got in cuz his daddy gives yale money... haha oh and racism of any kind isn’t right.... and most racist ppl r only racist bcuz every1 around them is and they r ignorant. |
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proud patriot on May 19, 2005 @ 4:06 pm |
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you see there is one great point you all are missing: the french army fought and lost and surrendered in 43 days in ww2 and the polish with horsemen and an ill equipped army lasted nearly 30 days. So as you can clearly see the french are not a warring nation but a notion of sissies and terrible leadership. Lokk at Dien bin Phu for example, an ill equipped communist army massacred the french "impregnable" fortress by going on a hill. Yes the french would lose terribly in a war vs. almost anyone but dont you think you all should leave them alone so they can grieve over their paper cuts from flipping through ceasefires to fast. |
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(your name here) on May 19, 2005 @ 8:18 pm |
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I’m just going to make a little revision to this joke. It won’t change the punchline, or the general attitude behind it. Tell me if you still think it’s funny:
"What do you do if you see a Mexican running down the street with half a
head?
Stop laughing and reload."
Notice that the joke did not change. It is still horribly awful and murderous. |
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English on September 2, 2005 @ 2:49 pm |
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Well, just clicked on this by accident, certainly an interesting dialogue. I guess what I’d add is:
1) don’t be racist
2) get a sense of humour
3) it’s not worth trying to change some people’s minds
I think at least one of these applies to everyone who contributed.
Even me (see point 3). Ooooh ironic. Oh wait, you’re American, you don’t get irony. (oooh ironic again!) |
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big pimp on October 29, 2005 @ 4:15 pm |
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ceep it real |
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hakneyed murkyplight on November 9, 2005 @ 5:38 pm |
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I’m bound to agree to do this although many of you is prone to scolding the hell of me , but at any rate... I’ve been to France n I’ve seen far much more racialism there than here where we dwell.on a sidenote:I just can’t seem to lump it America is that racialist like you mention, as the economics situation of african-descedent ppl has improved considerably over the last decades.the assail is steadily on those latinos n fucking arabics that hate their countries n find that trying to make a stealthy entrance into others’ lands is any better. everyone was born in the country that deserved . |
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The Puerto Rican on December 4, 2005 @ 4:27 pm |
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MOST, not all, French people are assholes who think theyre still powerful and actually relevant in today’s affairs. Get going with reality here, we (also england and canada) saved your asses twice in history, i think its time for a payback anytime soon.
LONG LIVE GEORGE W. BUSH!!!!!!!!!! |
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