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so true
Posted by: Z O M B I E on August 4, 2004 @ 4:21 pm
Once upon a time (allegedly) in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit. "Oh, my," said the bunny, "I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’ve been blind since birth, so, I can’t see where I’m going. In fact, since I’m also an orphan, I don’t even know what I am." "It’s quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you are, so at least you’ll have that going for you." "Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you’re covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I’d say that you must be a bunny rabbit." "Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in great excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw, and help you the same way that you’ve helped me." So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you’re smooth and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone or no balls. I’d say you must be French." |
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not telling on September 3, 2004 @ 5:02 pm |
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hahahaha that is sooo funny!!!! |
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Whatever on September 23, 2004 @ 11:57 pm |
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aaaaaaawwwwwww! |
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madame francaise on October 10, 2004 @ 9:10 pm |
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awwww thats really mean but sooo funny!! |
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DENNIS on October 11, 2004 @ 1:39 am |
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FRANCE SUCKS
I OWN THIS SITE SO GET OFF NOW U FUCKERS FROM HELL |
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uhhh..... let me thk on October 17, 2004 @ 6:58 pm |
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HA- LARIOUS!!!!!!! and so true |
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bla bla on November 22, 2004 @ 11:54 am |
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it is RUBBISH/good |
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wierd fuck on November 29, 2004 @ 2:56 am |
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finaly something worth laughing at lol. thats a great joke |
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T.A.C. Master on December 9, 2004 @ 1:40 pm |
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I don’t care who you are that’s funney their!
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BOLTUUUUUUU:_:_:_: on December 26, 2004 @ 3:41 am |
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Ha Ha Ho Ho Heee.. Hee....
and DENNIS go and fuck ur french father ....
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Up your's Frenchie! on January 27, 2005 @ 5:13 pm |
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.... instead of "have a forked tongue" it should be "smell like shit" |
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lol on January 28, 2005 @ 5:16 pm |
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lmaolololololol |
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Dave on February 3, 2005 @ 5:46 pm |
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I’m up for a good joke about the French as much as the next person but what is the reason that you stupid yanks find it so funny? is it that the frogs just aren’t up for killing arabs? Is it the fact that they have a far superior sophisticated European culture, or is it that you find George W’s power act a turn on? |
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lauren on February 15, 2005 @ 5:49 pm |
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That’s SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Matt on November 28, 2005 @ 5:16 pm |
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Dave- are your British? you know your in the Iraq war as much as we are |
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