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Posted by: john on September 7, 2004 @ 7:10 pm
| An american bear and a Canadian bear meet every year at the border. The american bear is always big and strong and the canadian bear is scronny and weak. The canadian bear asked the american bear how he gets so big and strong and the american bear tells him when he sees a human coming he hides behind a tree and when the person passes he grabs them , squeezes the shit out of them and them eats them. The canadian bear agrees to try it for the upcoming year and they part ways to meet one year later. The next year comes and they meet again. The american bear is still big and strong but the canadian bear is even smaller than before. The american bear said what happened, The canadian bear said I did what you said ,when I saw a person coming I hid behind a tree and when they passed I grabbed them squeezed the shit out of them and ate them. The american bear said they why are you so skinny ,and the canadian bear said have you ever seen whats left of a frenchman after you squeeze the shit out of him. |
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DENNIS on October 10, 2004 @ 1:46 am |
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THE FRENCH ARE USELESS AND I ENJOY FARTING WITH TANYA 16 AND JAYJAY |
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quebec babii on October 10, 2004 @ 9:07 pm |
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shut the fuck up.....don’t be reading these french jokes if you think were useless yu bitch!!
T’est ben foké dans la tête tu sais!! |
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DENNIS on October 10, 2004 @ 11:00 pm |
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IS THAT A FRENCH PERSON TALKING
IT IS IF HE’S MISSING HIS PENIS
WAIT, FRENCH PEOPLE NATURALLY DON’T HAVE PENISES
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DENNIS on October 10, 2004 @ 11:01 pm |
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THEY NEED THE GERMANS TO GET THEIR FRENCH FEMALE COUNTERPARTS NAKED |
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DENNIS on October 10, 2004 @ 11:01 pm |
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I MEANT IMPREGNATED |
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DENNIS on October 10, 2004 @ 11:02 pm |
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FRANCE SUCKS
WHAT THE FUCK DID U SAY U DUM FRENCH MORON. |
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Digi on October 29, 2004 @ 5:32 am |
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quebec babbi, you go girl! I may live in America but that doesnt change my loyalty! |
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fuck yourself on November 25, 2004 @ 6:03 am |
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Maybe the american bear was so huge cos eating americans is the equivelant of eating fucking butter you fucking fat arse bitches. |
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wierd fuck on November 29, 2004 @ 2:53 am |
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for all of you french people out thier, maybe this will remind you of when everyone started to hate you........WERMUSSEN DAS JEWDUSIN ALCHFRIDEN!!!!!! and if you think you can talk on here in a different lang. without anyone understanding you. Buffer up on your german so you can understand what i just told you to do, then go do it ESTA MINE GUN HUNN SHIZSTER DUMBKUFT!!!! |
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wweeeeee on December 4, 2004 @ 11:33 pm |
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quebec babbi tell those catins! |
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turkey jizz on December 21, 2004 @ 2:41 am |
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if you have aproblem with french jokes...DONT GO INTO THE FRENCH JOKES, well i quess we gotta get used to it they are dumb and hairy |
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Jesus 2.0 on January 25, 2005 @ 6:39 pm |
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Digi, if you are so fucking loyal to France, why dont you live there.
They are just fucking jokes people, dont get your panties in a bunch about it.
"Id rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me"
- General George Patton |
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Up your's Frenchie! on January 27, 2005 @ 5:10 pm |
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Bumsen Sie die Franzosen!
The French in their finest hour bravely threw sticks of dynamite at the advancing Germans. The Germans then lit them and threw them back. |
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Captain America on January 31, 2005 @ 8:15 pm |
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First: French Bears are pussies.
Second: I would put our finest Girl Scout troop unit against the French army any day. The French may win but then we would bring in the Cub Scouts. |
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Screw U Yankee Scum on February 4, 2005 @ 12:17 pm |
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Yeah, go quebec babii. I agree with you. THese close minded assholes on this site should try experience some French culture then they might appreciate the sexy, unshy, crazy women, the parties and the wicked food.
Les personnes avec L’esprit fermé sont osti. |
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IronBunny on February 8, 2005 @ 1:05 am |
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weird fuck, your German sucks royal ass. but as for the joke, its very good, depends on where the bears are though, you might just get a weird englishman knockoff, or an american tourist. weir fuck I think you were trying to say something more like this, my german isnt perfect, but at least i can spell, I’ve taken 4 years of it, i didnt listen to some and try to spell it. Acctually it doesnt make enough sense to translate, you seem to have left out so many letters taht there are too many ways to translate it, there are two a few that can be translated "WERMUSSEN" should be "Wir mussen" which is "we must", "DAS JEWDUSIN" "Die Juden" "the jews" (antisemetic asswipe) "ESTA" "IST" "is" "HUNN" "HUND" "dog" "SCHIZSTER" "SCHEISSE" "shit" "DUMKUNF" "DUMKOPF" "Dumbhead"(used the same as dumbass) ...Dumkopf
VIVA LA DEUTSCHLAND! (yes i know, it made me laugh though) |
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uns on February 23, 2005 @ 8:10 am |
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Where can you find American Jokes? Not here, but try:
http://forum.gazeta.pl/forum/72,2.html?f=384&w=20885243&a=20885243
and have a good fun out of Americans ;o) |
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francophile #1 on November 30, 2005 @ 8:13 pm |
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im british and i get this sorta arguing all the time cuz my boyfriend is french and my best friend is american. but i gotta tell u, its always my boyfriend who surrenders first... lol.
the whole point with jokes isnt to get personal guys. thats why its called a joke. im sure every single country in europe+ laughs at us posh english scallywags!!
ps: i like the bear joke :) |
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