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french heroes
Posted by: Chirac on January 18, 2005 @ 8:06 pm
- What is the shortest book ever written?
- Description of the french World War heroes. |
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True on January 19, 2005 @ 9:29 pm |
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Word. |
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lol on January 28, 2005 @ 5:12 pm |
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c |
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on January 29, 2005 @ 9:34 pm |
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At least the captains in the french army don’t get their troops to sexually assault all their
prisoners. |
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Captain America on January 31, 2005 @ 7:55 pm |
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You guys never have any prisoners.... you’re always getting your ass kicked.
The only thing good that ever came from France is Peppie Le Pue... and before you jump all over this... I have no idea how to spell this character
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Captain America on January 31, 2005 @ 7:56 pm |
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You guys never have any prisoners.... you’re always getting your ass kicked.
The only thing good that ever came from France is Peppie Le Pue... and before you jump all over this... I have no idea how to spell this character
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hhjk on February 2, 2005 @ 12:00 am |
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OMG that was the funniest joke on this website...Lmao!!!
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Screw U Yankee Scum on February 4, 2005 @ 12:09 pm |
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This comment is actually for captain america. I know for a fact that playing cards came from France. Now is that not a better invention than Peppie Le Peu. I mean, Las Vegas is founded on hookers and gambling. Hookers by the way also exist in Frnace. |
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shane on February 6, 2005 @ 5:35 am |
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listen here you cheese eating surrender monkey. you should only speak when another country needs to learn how to surrender to the best nation in the world, the U.S.A. Now go doing something productive like choke to death on a rusty knife |
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JO Canadian on February 7, 2005 @ 2:03 pm |
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Holy Smokes man, can anyone use something else besides the "cheese eating surrender monkeys"?
It’s played once on the Simpsons...THE SIMPSONS!! good show, funny quote, but if you have a reason for dislike you can come up with something better than that. If Willie knew that his line would be overkilled he’d say, " Ach! Ye Durrned fools. Takin willies words are ye?" He then rippes off his shirt... |
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me on February 23, 2005 @ 1:21 am |
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Why dont all you rednecks go and lick your sisters asshole and feed your shit to your kids and maybe the rest of the world will be better off.
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France-Pologne on February 25, 2005 @ 11:10 am |
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I love France i am frome Poland and i adore the French people they helped us when the fucking russians,germans and austrians ruled over us Napoleon made a little state of poland so we could do something about the three idiot countrys that always fucked us :P thats true...If Germany would start a war against France in our Time i would take the best chance and fight for France. so as my friends says and think about america i would like to say speirdalaicie kurwa americanof pojebani chuj busha w dupe ;) |
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nuke france on March 2, 2005 @ 10:06 pm |
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ok you french loving freaks should all might as well be lemmings because you mean nothing to anyone the world would be a better place without the french. Secondly the french have never won anything without the help of the U.S except the 2000 world cup. Look up french military victories i bet you wont find anything. If it wasnt for the U.S. the french would still be Germany’s whipping boy. Your lucky otherwise germany’s capital would be paris. So for the french ppl reading this i hope you all start some genocide there cuz there is to many of you already. |
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french on March 9, 2005 @ 5:54 pm |
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"Nuke France". France won the major part of its wars during its history and often alone vs. large coalition of tiranic countries. It always defends democratic principles except during napoleon wars (but it was vs. kingdoms so). Your country helped France during WW1 but your help was ridicule compared to French army and your science of war was really basic. However you profited of this war thanks to gold sent by France and England to pay war material. You became a great country because of the self-destruction of Europe during WW1 and 2 caused by Germany.
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french on March 9, 2005 @ 5:54 pm |
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We know what you have done during the WW2 and you have our eternal recognition for that but please you know more than everybody that a war can be lost and courage isn’t the only criteria. France was not ready to enter on war during WW2 but we are not an island like England and we haven’t had two years like you to prepare the war. The occupation by Nazis was really cruel for French people and I don’t understand that you could make jokes with that. If you think that the world would be better without French just look at books (if you know what it is) of philosophy, mathematic, literature, physic, art, etc… your lack of culture is pathetic
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JO Canadian on March 9, 2005 @ 7:10 pm |
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There are decent americans out there, but are outnumbered by the sheeple Bush corrals. "Lack of culture" You hit the nail on the ball there, let us not forget:
lack of ethics
lack of education
lack of free will*
lack of world view
lack of humiliation
lack of control
lack of empathy
*I mean it. No right wing american has any origional thought, just cut and paste propaganda to back up their "ideas", and anyways look at the patriot act.
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french on March 11, 2005 @ 8:33 pm |
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Of course! There are decent Americans out there. My emails were just an answer to "nuke france". I have three good friends who are Americans and fortunately, I know that all Americans do not think like ’rednecks’ who write on this website.
What you say about Americans is true but unfortunately it can be generalised to all people in this world. The only solution to regulate these phenomena is to live in democracy with an independent press. Currently, I don’t want to be pessimistic, but it isn’t more the case in USA. I suppose you are Canadian so you should know better than me the situation there (I am completely disconnected of that since the last US election). Is Fox News still saying that 9/11 and Iraq are linked or that France gave only 5 € to tsunami victims? Do they still cultivate the feeling of fear in order to make work the US military-industrial complex of ‘freedom’?
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Pol-Am on March 12, 2005 @ 5:01 am |
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To French:
I do not care to watch Fox News because it is "hell bent" on supporting Bush no matter what. The same goes for talk-radio to which I frequently tune-in. The biggest assholes in the business are Rush Limbaugh, followed by Sean Hannity who claims to be "Hannitizing" America. The right-wing propaganda makes your head spin and make you want to reach for an airsickness bag. There are other assholes in my radio market such as Glenn Beck, Dom Giordano (who is very pro-war against Iraq, but who never served in the military - like Rush Limabaugh, the Oxy-Contin addict), and Michael Smerconish (who does not ever mask his disdain for France, the French, and things French).
As for CBS-ABC-NBC: these networks have so dumbed-down the news for Americans that it is pathetic. The only newscasts worth watching are BBC-World, DW-tv, Le Journal from France 2, and the Public Broadcasting System. |
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french on March 14, 2005 @ 4:55 pm |
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Yes, it’s funny, I can’t understand how a country like USA which had really a good notion of democracy can be blind on this sort of subject. 9/11 was cruel but it’s not a reason to become so patriotic and to ridicule democratic countries like france which told them that they were engaged on a very dangerous way. I hope one day they will wake up and judge Bush for its misdeeds. But the last election showed me the opposite. So now, I can say objectively that I hate USA like every man in this earth who reject populism and tyranny. |
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JO Canadian on March 16, 2005 @ 2:19 pm |
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Well French, I can’t watch fox...I could, but I’d smash my tv. I can’t quite say if they’re still doing the 911/iraq link, but the damage is done because there’s around 60% of americans who still believe in the findings. Generalizations aside, it just depends where you are there, the fear of foreigners and their ilk still set amuricans on edge. They use the fear schtick to get their way. case and point" borders were to be opened between canada and the us for cattle trade (mad cow). A group called r-calf took the opening to court to keep the border closed. It worked, they incited fear of contamination among americans and their economy. THE KICKER: The same group bought canadian cattle as soon as the border was closed 2 years ago to take advantage of low prices. Their excuse when confronted was that the risk was very minimal for getting a cow with BSE. |
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JO Canadain on March 16, 2005 @ 2:30 pm |
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In the end it’s all about control and money. The world trading organization has also pointed to the states for unfair practices with two other canadian commodities, but the US gov’t ignores them. I guess they can make the rules but not play by them. I can’t imagine how they would treat other countries they trade with that aren’t their neighbours?!?!?! |
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french on March 16, 2005 @ 5:46 pm |
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Well. So according to you, this situation is normal. Usa is a nation of assholes who are fond of being manipulated. And actually, the only problem is that their president is Bush. I hope you’re right. But personally, I’m more pessimistic. |
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JO Canadaian on March 18, 2005 @ 2:06 pm |
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To Frenchie: Bush and his puppetmasters out of the gov’t would make the US a better place. However it’s not that they like being manipulated, but the best manipulation is achieved when the victim doesn’t even know it. |
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Challe on March 20, 2005 @ 4:46 pm |
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US Army, a good army ?! Bullshits ! All GI’s are fucking cow-boys, they don’t know to do
war ! Marines, Rangers = a pity ! All US soldiers sont des putains de salopards
dégueulasses, professionels comme des vaches et qui ne savent que torturer ! |
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french on April 4, 2005 @ 5:33 am |
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http://www.rigoler.com/cgi-bin/image.pl?pix/pix_rs/LaGerbeNYP.jpg |
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Me, the Idiot on April 25, 2005 @ 12:25 pm |
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This is among the stupidest conversations ever...
"All americans are rednecks/cowboys and have an IQ of 60111!1!1!!!11!"
"All French are uhh.. krauts because americans are better than them and fought more wars!1!!1!!"
Oh come on..... all this bulls*it over some joke, that wasn’t even funny. And no, I’m not french nor american. |
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Uk on May 13, 2005 @ 6:54 am |
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you yanks need a fucking history lesson. The french were kicking ass while you guys were were hunting down defencless indians and buffalo. Yes they capitulated during ww2 but then again you guys were two busy not to give a damm untill the japs caught you wnking each otheroff at pear. Youve need to learn about the horror of the somme or verdun your pecker neck army missed ww1. Im not a fan of the french being english but at least a french history degree lasts longer than the 6 hours it would take to learn about american history. Why dont you find a country off little brown people to bomb the fuck out. Ps when was the last time any country let three jet liners get hijacked |
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(your name here) on May 21, 2005 @ 6:53 pm |
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Man, I wish my ancestors never boarded that boat to Montreal in the 1600s, because then I would live in France instead of the US.
For everyone who says France has a weak army, that’s just a lie. What about Italy? They’ve never won any wars. The French have won well over 15. l’Armee de Terre is the third most powerful military in the world, behind the US and Britain. |
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Vive le France on May 30, 2005 @ 11:53 am |
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Nobody will breach the Maginot Line! Vive le France!
I love Europeans, always so civil. At least they can unite in their hatred of the US when they aren’t killing each other off.
WTF is l’Armee de Teree? Is that some sort of a perfume? The perfume of capitulation and surrender? Stupid idiot, I guess he’s never heard of China, or Russia. Or is it a she? With the French, you never know.
It’s so much fun to insult losers. |
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50% Ozzie/ 50% Brit on June 3, 2005 @ 2:53 pm |
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What is the difference between the French and toast?
Answer :- You can make soldiers out of toast! |
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Amber on August 25, 2005 @ 6:42 pm |
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"JO Canadian on March 9, 2005 @ 7:10 pm
There are decent americans out there, but are outnumbered by the sheeple Bush corrals. "Lack of culture" You hit the nail on the ball there, let us not forget:
lack of ethics
lack of education
lack of free will*
lack of world view
lack of humiliation
lack of control
lack of empathy
*I mean it. No right wing american has any origional thought, just cut and paste propaganda to back up their "ideas", and anyways look at the patriot act. "
I’d like to respond to the above...
I’m a proud American conservative...and before you all start going off on us, look at your history books: our basic core principles are the same as those held by Jefferson, Madison, and Franklin. Conservatives saved this country from implosion back in the eighties, and because of a conservative, the Soviet Union no longer exists. We’re not all religious maniacs, so keep that in mind next time you try to collectively bash all of us.
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richardhull on October 5, 2005 @ 4:09 pm |
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where is the andes?
At the bottom of ur armis |
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jesi on October 7, 2005 @ 3:59 pm |
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why is it that americans feel the right to bash every other country out there who does not support some stupid decision that somebody in power makes? I mean, come on people. Why are you french-bashing? Whats the use in it? France existed before us. And will probably exist long after us. And why is it acceptable for americans to bash every other culture and race, and poke fun at everybody else’s customs and habits, but if an american says anything bad about america, they’re in violation of the patriot act? wth kind of crap is that? |
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Polish Home Army on November 9, 2005 @ 5:38 pm |
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What an abuse towards Poland!Napoleon did shit for Poland.He used our plucky men to fight for him in all places in the world but NOT in Poland!We trusted in him and he failed.Just as ’allied’ France (together with their beloved Britain)failed in 1939.They got a whole month to attack Germany,while Hitler was murdering us and ours were holding him on Polish land as long as possible,waiting for promised help.How long prepared France defended herself?Just as long as surprised Poland did.And then France claimed she won the war! Bullshit!Stalin won.France,Britain and USA gave up for communist’s sake! Gave up Poland, Ukraine… Cowards!And France is the biggest coward of them all. Oh!And You,France - Pologne, You are NOT Polish or just unaware:France’s not worth any trust;You love her, but she’ll sell Poland to the Germans at once,if her ’safety’ is at risk or if the business is profitable.Still I truly feel for French.Opening a bottle of wine or champagne must pose a real threat for them. |
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