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the golf game
Posted by: spencer on June 10, 2005 @ 3:14 am
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi are playing a round of golf, and are getting really angry at the threesome in front of them, who are playing painfully slow, and refusing to let them play through. The men of God are screaming, cursing, and threatening the threesome from a distance, but it seems to do no good, so as soon as they get back to the clubhouse, they get the course manager against the wall, and read him the riot act.
"Goddam it, you stupid SOB, why don’t you do something about these assholes who play so slowly that they ruin everyone else’s day."
Gee guys, I’m really sorry, but it so happens that the three gentlemen in front of you are...blind, and it takes them longer to play the course.
Oh my God, says the priest, to think of the way I judged those poor disabled men; and me a leader of the church! I feel terrible!
I’ll tell you what I’m going to do... I’m going to donate 10 % of this Saturday’s bingo receipts to the American Federation of the Blind.
Good Lord, I feel the same way, and me, a man of the cloth, acting and speaking the way I did to those unfortunate souls...I’ll tell you what, I’m going to give 20% of this weeks donations to the American Federation of the Blind.
So everyone turns and looks at the Rabbi, who shrugs his shoulders and says, "So vy dey can’t play at night?"
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