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Robot Caddies
Posted by: Boriloco on July 20, 2005 @ 7:42 pm

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A black man goes to a golf club and asks for a caddy, but he’s told that they don’t have any. So he asks for a cart and they also say that they don’t have any, he then asks for a golf bag and they say the same thing. So he asks " what do you have ?" to this they say "we have golf robots". He says "golf robots, what are those?" They are like caddies but stronger,Help you with your game, give you pointers and help you with your handicap. So the blackman says I’ll take one. So he goes to play with the robot and he plays the best game of his life, he makes a whole in one and fineshes under par. He goes to management and congratulates them and tells them that he’ll be back with lots of friends and will recommend the place to all his friends.
He comes the following week and asks for a robot and he’s told that there isn’t any.To that he says that he was here a week ago and there were alot of them. The manager says that they got rid of them because patrons were complaining that their armor glare agaist the sun blinded them and they couldn’t play in those conditions. To this the guy said that all they had to do was paint them all black. The manager said " we did but then they started to come in late,calling in sick and not doing their jobs".


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From: Blackie on July 28, 2005 @ 3:09 pm
Comment: Racist but funny. lol

From: NL on October 12, 2005 @ 4:13 pm
Comment: If white folks wasn’t so damn lazy and cheap 200 years and did their own work they wouldn’t have gone to Afica to get Black slaves to come here in the first place. Tried to get something for nothing and so if you think some Black people in America are a problem in your life thank your ancestors. Go Africa and you’ll find a lot of Black people really taking care of business because they didn’t have someone stealing their heritage, destroying their families and depriving them on rights to learn to read and write.

From: mb on October 14, 2005 @ 4:13 pm
Comment: NL.. Dude give it up shit happens we all regret that it had to happen but its just that, our ancestors did it not us not this century but a long ass time ago. Time to get on with life. Think if we wldnt have you still might b n Africa sweating your balls off. The joke is racist but funny as well. I know you have plenty of white jokes!! So b4 you go off on another joke just realize its just all for a giggle..

   
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