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It’s a Gimme
Posted by: David on August 10, 2005 @ 11:53 am
A beautiful, sexy woman was playing a round of golf with three male fiends and was playing the round of her life. On the 18th green she needs to sink a 25 foot putt to break 80 for the first time ever so she said to her friends, none of whom have ever hooked up with her, "if one of you reads this putt correctly and I make it I will give you a blow job right here on the green."
So, the first guys steps up and says, "I think it breaks right to left and you should start the putt about three balls outside the right edge."
Second guy says, "no way, the putt actually breaks only slightly right to left. Do not give up the hole and start the putt just inside the right edge."
The last guy steps up to read the putt. He walks all around the green reading all the undulations and slopes, obviously very focused on the task at hand. After a few minutes he turns to the woman and says, "pick it up, it’s a gimme." |
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SHYGUY on September 20, 2005 @ 8:58 pm |
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I LIKE THAT ONE,DO YOU MIND IF I USE IT ON MY C.B |
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