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unlucky glofer
Posted by: moose on August 16, 2005 @ 8:13 am
a nun goes to confession and says forgive me father for i have sinned.
i am guilty of using bad language.
the priest says tell me how it happened my child
the nun says well i was playing golf and i hit an amazing tee shot. but the ball hit hit a seagull and only went 40 yards.
i see said the priest is this whe when you swore.
no said the nun because whe the ball alnded a squirrel picked it up and ran away with it.
i see said the priest is this when yopu swore.
no siad the nun because then an eagle swooped down and grabbed the squirrel and flew off with it.
i see said the priest is this when you swore
no said the nun because the eagle flew over the green and the squirrel dropped the ball only 2 inches away from the hole.
at hearing this the priest put his head in his hands and said YOU MISSED THE FUCKING PUTT DIDNT YOU. |
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Cool Papa on December 9, 2005 @ 6:49 pm |
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Is it possible to use punctuation for God’s sake? |
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